Chapter 432: Rita's cooking, kidnapping the goddess, and doing business
There is still half a month to go before the big auction at the end of the year, and Cesar still goes on a routine every day, except for the neighbors knocking on the door to sell kittens, and by the way, setting up a 'cat club' in the rich area; every afternoon, the specialty store will close early, and then go back to his villa to assemble the undead with the stump of the dragon in the backyard.
After Molière's inquiry, a wild dragon on the market now sells for about 200,000 yuan, and the price is the same as that of a mid-range family car, while the starting price of the dragon is at least 670,000 yuan, and the price will continue to soar due to different varieties, which is the same price as an expensive hovering sports car.
Buy a flying dragon, and then count the feeding fee, physical examination and vaccination, clean up the feces, and take care of the daily ...... The cost of raising a flying dragon in the backyard is obviously more expensive than parking a good car in the garage, and the maintenance fee is at least 40,000 yuan a year. If it's just a nouveau riche to fill the façade and buy a clone locked at the door as a dog, about 160,000 can be done. Eat the worst female pork mixed coarse grain feed, live in an ordinary simple waterproof shed, and the maintenance fee is less than 10,000 yuan a year.
And Cesar only spent more than 400,000 yuan to buy the remains that could assemble about twenty wyverns. In recent days, Rita has been serving three meals, each of which consists of a hard, hard-to-chew dragon meat dish.
It is said that the flesh of dragons, as well as high-level creatures such as dragons, is not something that can be eaten by just cutting them. Dragons are superior to people, that's the consensus. Their muscles are more tightly aligned, chewy like rubber tires, difficult to swallow, and more difficult to digest and absorb, in addition to being slightly toxic. Generally, edible dragon meat should be coated with spices and sauces after cutting, and stored in the cellar for more than two years, so that it can self-degrade and ferment, and the protein will be hydrolyzed and broken into small molecule peptide chains, so that the taste will become acceptable to humans. Toxicity will also be removed.
But how could Rita have time to wait two years? In addition, Cesar's family is obviously not normal human beings, and they don't care about taste and toxicity, so they simmer in a pressure cooker for 24 hours, cook a pot of rotten dragon meat, and then pair it with seasonings that can destroy miè's taste cells. I don't know what flavor of dragon meat dishes I ate after eating them, and I was born.
It is said that one day poor Doudou came to Xisa's house to find Xiao Tianluo to play the latest old overlord learning machine, but after dinner that day, he was sent to an ambulance by Thorndike and went to the nearest hospital for gastric lavage. The food of the Cesar family is obviously not something that ordinary people can eat, and even if they have monster blood, they may not be able to enjoy it. Camilla, on the other hand, said disdainfully that the cooking skills of the loyal dog were already very good. If Doudou eats Cesar's Inheritance and Snow's 'Undead Leftovers Chowder Nutrition Package', it will not be as simple as gastric lavage, but a direct transformation of the rhythm of the undead!
There was still some time before the New Year's auction, and Cesar had already asked the Weaving Net City to help collect information, so life was not tense. Every afternoon, he would take Tolkien in his backyard to assemble the wyvern's stump together to make an undead construct.
I have to mention that Black Carpet City is a treasure land of feng shui. Because it is very close to the central underworld, the aura of death is strong. Cesar just drew a few magic circles in the courtyard. A simple cemetery where corpses can be raised. Embedding the assembled construct into it, it only takes about a month of dead qi to transform it into the most basic undead body. With the resuscitation technique, it is a corpse dragon that does not eat or drink.
But before that, Cesar has one more process, and that is 'beauty'. When Cesar and Tolkien put together the first build. This is a defective Wyvern with a disfigured figure, all made of broken corpse pieces stitched together, just standing on the ground, giving people a crumbling feeling, if a gust of wind blows. It will fall apart at any time. This kind of garbage image is too inferior, even if it is given away for free, no one will want it.
However, Cesar is worthy of being Snow's personal disciple, in addition to the 'undead leftover chowder', even the skill of plastic surgery of the undead aunt into a peerless corpse concubine has also been perfected.
It took less than two hours for Cesar to transform this ugly monster covered in stitches into a domineering 'half-blood wyvern' that looked like a dragon. After that, a special layer of waterproof black paint is applied to the surface of the corpse, allowing it to penetrate the skin, completely turning the structure into a hybrid of a black dragon and a flying dragon. Don't be too conscientious about cheating! If this thing is not sold for 300,000 yuan, he will not have the face to face the victim!
"That's it, let your Black Samurai bury it and take it out in a month. "Another half-blood wyvern has been born, and Cesar's mission for today is over.
Cesar threw the plastic surgery 'half-breed' on the black moss lawn and turned around and walked towards the villa. Tolkien commanded six puppets to dig a pit and bury their corpses, while wondering if he could sell all twenty black dragon hybrids, would he be able to sell nine genuine low-level dragons for his Death Knights?
"Still eating dragons today?!" saw the huge dragon head on the table, Cesar cried.
"An-la, -la-la! This is a platter decoration, today there is dragon meat in the wood, but it is a super nutritious keel soup stewed old hen! The keel dog started cooking three days ago, and now it is an old soup. And the hen was bought at the supermarket today, and according to the salesperson, the chicken has phoenix blood and can breathe fire! In short, it must taste super!" Camilla comforted Cesar as she touched Cesar's head as she stood in her chair.
"If I eat tires again, I'm going to throw up. Cesar shook his head with emotion.
Soon, the maid's sister brought a pot of milky white soup, which was fragrant and delicious. Compared to the chewy tire dragon meat, it is a world of difference.
After eating, Cesar and Camilla lay comfortably on the carpet, pillowing the tail of the Tyrannosaurus rex, rubbing their bellies, and looking satisfied.
"How's the milk, what happened to the thing you told you yesterday?" said Cesar suddenly.
"Ahh But there's a commission, I don't know what you think?" Milk thought for a moment, took out a folded piece of paper from her pocket, and handed it to Cesar.
Unfolding the white paper, Cesar looked at it, with an expression of remembrance and remembrance on his face, and muttered, "It's Ellie!"
The anonymous commission in Cesar's hand is very simple, kidnapping Ellie. That was once the idol of Cesar's brother and sister in their childhood, and it is also Cesara's long-standing faith, the god of candy! This god is not much stronger than the scumbag sub-god, he doesn't even have the pulse of the world, he has been endorsing major candies, and he has also released many albums, and his popularity has always been very high.
However, stars also have a time limit, and the emperor superstars who can last for a long time are only a few after all. This candy god is limited to volume. Unable to make movies with humans, and relying solely on the gimmick of selling moe and gods, it has been going downhill all these years.
When Cesar was a child, it should have been the period when Alyse was popular, and at that time, many of the candies bought by the Sisar brothers and sisters had images of each other, and Dorothy's bedroom was covered with posters of Ellie.
But in recent years, the tastes of Ceylonese children have gradually changed. has been bombarded by this goddess for a long time, and it is natural that she will be aesthetically fatigued, and the girls of Fairy Lake, in order to develop tourism, filmed a series called "Magical Sailor Moon Five-Color Sentai Team" three years ago, and the results were widely praised and sought after by small pot friends. And the transformation picture that caused the little boy to suffer cardiac arrest and nosebleeds spurted wildly, even adults are talking about it. Eventually, the videotapes were in short supply. At that time, Cesar was still working as a pirate at sea, and it was a pity that he missed it.
Afterwards. Fairy Lake made persistent efforts, filmed in situ, and filmed another series of R16 special effects of "Fairy Girl vs. Little Monster", bloody and violent fight scenes, realistic monster shapes, and finally made the "Fairy Lake" signboard. successfully broke into the Ceylon film industry and became a Hollywood in another world.
In fact, the little monsters that fight against the goblins who only fight with their fists are simply 'small insects' that are caught casually. Add a special effect casually. Let the goblins beat it to death, and the episode is over. All in all, the cost is outrageously low, but the effect is surprisingly good. As for the dead dragon set little insects, not only do they not have to pay wages, but even chicken legs are saved.
In this way, the goblins of Fairy Lake have become the new favorites of the film industry, completely replacing the declining Ellie Jie and becoming the new spokesperson of Ceylon's children's food industry.
Now, Ellijie has turned to the music scene, and around the end of the year, she will hold her own concert in Steel City. And the client hopes that the 'insect repellent pioneer' will take action and kidnap this sub-god. After all, Ellie's popularity has declined in the past two years, and she is no longer the popular diva of the year, even if she is kidnapped, it will not cause too many waves.
"Why isn't it a good thing to find our insect repellent pioneers?" Cesar closed his eyes and recalled the recent commissions, none of which seemed to be positive, which made him feel very disappointed as a self-proclaimed good person.
"It's not Byron who stinks our brand. Milk rolled her eyes and said, "Coupled with the background of Web City, we have become the new 'Ten Most Dynamic Peripheral Organizations' of the Monster Council this year, known as the new hope of the dark camp. ”
"Rub it, I was miserable by that guy!" Cesar sighed and began to think about it: "To be honest, I haven't seen Ellijie's real person, and I had plans to go to the concert site, and if I kidnap her, it seems to be even more emotional! By the way, I'm going to meet my sister next spring, how can I, as an elder brother, prepare some gifts that I can handle, give my god to her, and satisfy her dream of chasing stars for many years, isn't it beautiful?"
"Young master, do you want it? Then it's better to turn down the commission and kidnap us ourselves." "Milk built yì said.
"No, after accepting the commission, what is the ownership of my god? If the other person is a good person and is as loving as me, it is nothing to give it to the other person. If the other party's character is not good, I will accept it on behalf of Dorothy!"
Thinking of being able to kidnap his childhood idol and the faith in his heart, Cesara couldn't help but feel a little excited. And milk lovers, these sugar lovers, also have an innate affection for the god of candy. If you can catch Ellie Jie and stay at home, it seems to have a positive encouraging effect on the sweet party at home.
"Cesar, I'm behind you! Meow is also like raising a sub-god at home!" Camilla is rare and not jealous, and supports Cesar to kidnap a female for the first time. Most importantly, Ellie is not much bigger than the queen and poses no threat to her.
"The task of this auction is not ordinarily heavy, inform Byron and let him rush back and prepare for the action at the end of the year. You also pack up the milk, let's go to the steel structure city next week, step on it in advance, and be fully prepared. Also, let Hugo and them seize the time to increase their strength, this time it may be a tough battle. Cesar commanded.
"Understood, I'll keep you informed. Milk nodded.
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In the next few days, Cesar held a party in his backyard in the name of the 'Cat Society', inviting all the rich people in his community to his home to taste the 'dragon bone phoenix soup' made by the maid's sister herself, which can nourish yin and aphrodisiac.
During the party, Camilla sold cuteness under the signal of Cesar, and sang the brainwashing song "Rainbow Cat" specially tailored for her by the master of Freemasonry spiritual pollution. After half an hour of continuous 'meow meow ......meow', all the ladies on the scene were mentally polluted by Camilla's success, as if they had eaten a rainbow candy, they couldn't stop at all, and their eyes were full of wonderful hallucinations. It doesn't matter if there are cats at home or not, in the end, everyone adopts a Masonic kitten undercover.
And Cesar took the opportunity to take the male heads of the family to the backyard, and then arranged for his subordinates to turn on the spotlight, showing a half-blood undead dragon with 'black dragon blood' on the spot.
When a super undead wyvern dressed in dark dragon scales, covered in alloy armor, wearing a hideous helmet on his head, burning death fire in his eyes, with air-to-ground missiles hanging under the dragon wings, alloy blades mounted on both claws, and two machine cannons in his belly, the sound of ready-made cold air came together. A few timid men even thought that Cesar was preparing to kidnap them.
Then, Cesar elaborated on the advantages of this 'half-blood undead dragon', such as its mild temperament and not being as easy to get out of control as a living animal, and it does not need to eat or take care of it, it is simple to maintain and powerful, because it has dug out excess internal organs, the load of the guide has been increased, the flight speed has been accelerated, it can enter a standby state of dormancy on weekdays, it can replenish the death magic power when needed, and it has an unprecedented large capacity and long standby time, etc......
Men, it is most likely to be aroused by this powerful creature, especially when this domineering 'half-blood wyvern' is equipped with a bunch of flashy modern weapons, which makes people feel the urge to ride it.
Then, Cesar arranged for Hugo to drive the undead wyvern on the spot, making all kinds of difficult actions in the air, how to be cool, and finally attracted the eyes of countless local tyrants to breathe fire, eager to buy a flying dragon on the spot, incarnate as a dragon knight, and fly home directly. Hearing Molière bewitching on the side, what rode a flying dragon and flew into the starry sky with a cold female secretary, and the desperate 'dragon shock' made them kneel and sing to conquer the clouds...... Those local tyrants signed a contract with Cesar on the spot, each of them booking an armed corpse dragon, and the flashy equipment also had to be paid for separately.
Eventually, the tyrants and the ladies returned with their kittens in their arms, and Cesar smiled and hid in the bedroom with Rita to settle the score. (To be continued......)
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