Chapter 10: The Most Eloquent Stallholder in History (1)
There are two flags hanging next to it, one of which reads "Incurable for non-incurable diseases" and the other reads "Get rid of all evils in the world." ”
In the lower right corner of the two flags is also written a row of fly-headed letters: Do things once, collect 100,000 yuan.
And Su Han didn't say a word, he sat silently, unlike other stalls, who solicited customers loudly, and was the most eloquent stall owner in Hubu Alley.
The people around are all good and talking.
"Tsk, the current charlatans are quite powerful, and they are not incurable, it sounds a bit mysterious."
"Charlatans! If the cavity is not hard, how can a fool take the bait. ”
"If you want me to say, those chengguan are also inactive, and this kind of obviously propagandist and superstitious guy directly smashes his head with a scale."
None of the onlookers believed in Su Han, but they all stood and didn't want to disperse, watching the excitement! What is the point of watching other stalls bargain?
After more than an hour of crowding, a woman wearing a coffee-colored gown with her hair in a high bun began to squeeze into the innermost.
She shouted with an anxious look on her face: "Let me borrow it." ”
The man in the suit who was familiar with the woman next to him kept persuading: "Shadow, don't squeeze it, it's all a trick to deceive people on the rivers and lakes, and it doesn't do your aunt's problem any good." ”
"Shadow, we can't go to the doctor for illness, this kind of charlatan is a cheater's goods, let's go back first, the brain specialist in London has already contacted me, and he will come to treat my aunt in three days, and he will definitely get rid of the disease when the time comes."
Maybe it was stimulated by the chirping of the man in the suit, Han Ying turned around impatiently and shouted viciously at the man in the suit: "Hmph, brain expert? Did that American brain specialist cure my mother's illness last time? Still helpless? ”
"Then you can't find some charlatans?"
"Huang Song, my mother often says that the master is in the people, if you are not happy, you get out, I will squeeze alone."
Huang Song wanted to say something, but he couldn't say anything, so he could only tidy up his Armani suit, throw off his arms and squeeze inside.
As soon as the two of them talked, it was immediately clear to the spectators that these two people were fish to be bait, and the excitement was about to begin.
The crowd naturally got out of the way, and Huang Song's foot, which was struggling, slipped, and suddenly fell into a dog gnawing on a stone, lying on the ground, only one meter away from Su Han.
Su Han couldn't help but sneer: "Yo! It's okay to give money, and it's not necessary to make such a big gift. ”
"Phew!" Huang Song got up from the ground and shouted angrily: "Okay, uncle, dead liar, get out of Hubu Alley now, or I'll break your legs." ”
Su Han didn't even raise his head: "If you believe it, you have it, if you don't believe it, you don't have it, you better take it back." With a slight flick of his hand, the sleeves of the robe scraped against Huang Song's body.
Suddenly, Huang Song felt a strange force hit his body, and the whole person fell backwards, and came to a "butt backwards, flat sand and goose style." ”
In the afternoon of the day, Su Han, who was preparing to go out of the stall, was not idle, and recalled the worldly techniques in the cultivation realm before, which was martial arts to put it bluntly, and used skills to meet the enemy, and in the case that his realm could not rise too much in a short period of time, the techniques could also protect himself.
And this move is the technique to hit the famous "Snake and Crane Eight Strikes" in the "Cloud Crane Nine Skies".
Su Han's robe sleeves are like a crane's beak, firmly piercing into the acupuncture points on Huang Song's waist, his body is soft, and the strong wind sweeps it, normal people have to turn their heads, not to mention Huang Song, who has been hollowed out by smoking, alcohol, and women.
Huang Song got up from the ground and said hatefully: "The charlatan has two hands, I'll call now and find someone to open your stall." As soon as he took out his mobile phone, he was held down by Han Ying's show hand.
Seeing Su Han's move just now, Han Ying was completely convinced, and she said indignantly: "Huang Song, if you dare to provoke the master, don't talk about our marriage, and it's impossible for my dad to come forward." ”
"You...... You're ...... for a little liar. ”
Before the words fell, Han Ying had already interrupted rudely: "Get out, get out of here." ”
She couldn't joke with her mother's life, and she was already a little unhappy with Huang Song.
"Good! Okay, I'll give you face, but you've been deceived, so don't come to me crying, damn! Huang Song glanced at Su Han and left decisively.
Han Ying breathed a sigh of relief, turned to Su Han and said, "Master, my mother is crazy, can she cure it?" ”
Su Han said with a smile: "Your mother said that she was crazy, but it didn't look like she was crazy, she didn't shout, but she was lying on the hospital bed, her mouth couldn't speak, her body couldn't move, the water and rice didn't enter, but her consciousness was not paralyzed, yes or no?" ”
When this sentence came out, Han Ying believed Su Han's words even more, and the doctor also said: "Your mother's brain waves fluctuate, but she can't wake up." ”
"Master! Please save my mother, I will promise you anything. ”