Volume 1 Chapter 205 Lu Zhishen of the Chai Bone Stick Version

Li Shimin's eyes were very bright when he looked at the birds, and he didn't know what he was muttering in his mouth, anyway, looking at his appearance, it was really speechless, and since this period of time, Li Shimin has often used all kinds of things to try to exchange the Hai Dongqing in Li Yaoguang's hand into his hand.

It's a pity that all the plans have failed, and he can only look at this Hai Dongqing drooling, maybe this is his greatest happiness now. This made my son also a little relieved, I can't imagine that a bird can make this thing divert my sister's attention, so it's good, save every time I come out to sneak up Lao Tzu worry all day long, as long as they squat together, this son has to play twelve points of spirit to deal with, for fear that these two unmarried men and women will do something angry.

Even if the two of them stay quietly and laugh on the sidelines, this son can't help but look at them and watch them vigilantly, maybe it's because she cares, after all, she is my sister-in-law, not someone else.

"You have to think about it, alas, it's a pity that my brother is in good health, otherwise, pretending to be sick may also be a good choice." Li Jiancheng patted his deflated chest, with a smug face.

"If you're healthy, what about us?" Liu Hongji, who puffed up the meat of Jianzi, glanced at him disdainfully, compared with him, it was simply Li Jiancheng who was resting a bamboo pole next to the bucket, with a stupid face, well, with his bull-like figure, no one would believe him if he pretended to be sick, I am afraid that even the dogs in Luoyang would not believe that this lively Luoyang underworld leader would become as delicate as Xi Shi.

"I said brother, otherwise, brother Jiancheng, you can think of other methods, and Brother Hongji and I will get two ploughing cows to slaughter. What do you think? Remember to slaughter cattle privately, you will be fined 100 cents, or imprisoned for two years. In this way, we will be able to avoid military service, and when the army of the Son of Heaven marches north, how about we pay the fine? "Xue Wanche seems to have a lot of love for eating in prison, and he always wants to use the ploughing cattle as a decision.

“…… I said, "Both, don't you want to leave me?" Li Jiancheng suddenly showed a very hurt expression, but Yang Shidao next to him said non-yin and yang: "Could it be that Brother Jiancheng has already figured out how to explain it to his aunt?" ”

"This, oops, what a headache." Hearing this, Li Jiancheng couldn't help crying without tears, yes, his own wife can't afford to provoke her. "Brother Wuji, how about you give me an idea? For the sake of my brother, but also for the sake of our business, there is a brother, and there are more people who will contribute to you, right? ”

"Brother Tai, it's not that the younger brother is unwilling to do his best, but there is really nothing to do, besides, if our hotel is already on the right track, there is no need for you all to stay for the time being, not to mention that Brother Tai is a noble son, and your father is on the expedition together, with your uncle here, you naturally will not be in any danger if you want to come to Brother Tai, why do you have to think about those tricks that harm people and are not good, you have to stay?"

Headache, I can't wait for these bastards to be thrown into the barracks by Yangguang, the Great Sui Emperor, and then escort these shameless people to the battlefield. But the problem is that if they are really all gone, then the control over the Luoyang underworld will be greatly weakened, although I believe that no one will dare to make a fuss about the Quanjude Hotel, but Liu Hongji and Xue Wanche's hundreds of fierce subordinates are also a lot of force.

This amount of power may not be of much use now, but I believe it will definitely be useful in the future.

Therefore, among Xue and Liu, at least one person must be left to continue to master, as for Li Jiancheng, a lazy guy, he loves Yu Yu to go, and his brother doesn't have so much energy.

The feeling of this spring outing is very good, although this shameless person is always like a flock of crows in my ears, but it can't stop my eyes and mood to enjoy the spring scenery, the green field, the stars, dotted in the green unknown wildflowers, trying to bloom their own posture, attracting the fluttering butterflies.

Not far away, my sister and Li Yaoguang still have no Yi, of course, Li Shimin, a beast who revolves around my sister all day long. I'm shouting and flying a kite over there.,Well,The kite designed and made by Ben Gongzi himself.,Flying in the blue sky.,Dotted with white clouds.。

These three boys designed kites as birds and butterflies, so that they like it very much, they have been flying for more than half an hour, and they don't know how to run there tiredly, it really makes people have to sigh at the vitality of young people, at least if I run like this crazy for half an hour, I will definitely be so tired that I will lie on the ground and stick out my tongue.

It seems that when a person has a great interest in something, it will stimulate the potential of human beings, which is also the reason why my physically weak girl will be like Li Yaoguang, who can jump and fly a kite there for more than half an hour.

The famous psychologist Otto pointed out that the ability of a person to exert only accounts for 0 of his total ability, that is, at least 96% of the ability of human beings in general has not been exerted

And N Weiner, one of the well-known founders of cybernetics in the world, once said that since they are talents who have brought their talents into full play to attract the attention of the world, their ability to use in their lifetime will not exceed 1 in 10 billion.

Well, this thing is really exaggerated, at least I think that Li Xuanba, who was fighting with the big tree in front of me, took out the strength to eat milk, and failed to use the giant tree at least 50% of his muscle strength

Although his face was as red as a severe patient with a stool because he roared wildly, the weeping willow, which was at least a foot and a half long, shook gently at most, like a big man, laughing at a poor, self-conscious little ant.

"I said Xuanba, are you too idle, don't you have time to enjoy the scenery and breathe in the fresh air, but what are you competing with the big trees there?" Li Jiancheng threw a chicken bone into Luoshui, ten meters away, and a faint layer of oil stains was raised, and it was rolled up by the waves.

"The last time I heard the story told by Brother Wuji, someone was able to uproot the weeping willows, and the little brother also wanted to give it a try, I really didn't expect it to be so difficult, it seems, I said Brother Shi, you shouldn't be fooling the little brother, right?" Li Xuanba's expression was extremely depressed, and he smashed a fist on the tree, and suddenly smashed a shallow pit on the bark of the tree.

Sitting down in front of me, he picked up the water bag handed by the soldier next to him and poured a few large mouthfuls, looking at me with a suspicious face. "The two arms of the little brother, not to mention anything else, there is still a thousand catties of strength, even the little brother can't pull it out, who else in the world can pull out such a big tree."

"Brother Xian, it's not that I want to talk about you, and you don't want to think about it, how did I tell the story at that time?" One glance at the weeping willow that had to be one and a half feet long, and then at Li Xuanba, whose brain was full of muscles, I couldn't help but start to feel a pain in my brain.

"Doesn't it mean that the big monk was very happy to see those ploppy idlers coming with wine and food, and after eating and drinking, he drank too much and then went to pull out the trees around him." Li Xuanba pursed his lips and said.

"How thick do you think this weeping willow is?" I didn't bother to pay attention to the two hundred and five white eyes, and pointed to the weeping willow that Li Xuanba had just made a demon mad.

"Why do you have to be a foot and a half?" Liu Hongji also walked over, spat on Xingzi in the palm of his hand, and then put on a squatting horse step to try a few hard, and could only shake his head dejectedly. "Grandma, how can this thing be pulled out?"

"What I said at the time was that Na Lu Zhi was disgusted by the noise of the crows on the weeping willows beside him, and he couldn't help but be annoyed, so he pounced on the wine and pulled out the weeping willow with the thickness of the bowl. All the playful idlers are in an uproar... Did you hear clearly, it's the thickness of the bowl. Which of you has such a thick bowl mouth? Ben Gongzi stupidly repeated the story about Lu Zhishen that day under the nonsense.

"Uh, the thickness of the bowl?" Li Xuanba couldn't help but be stunned, glanced at the weeping willow that was at least half a foot thick, and then looked at the dishes placed in front of him, the distance was too big.

"I'll try" Xue Wanche, a guy who was full of food and didn't have anything to do, dropped the half-gnawed lamb chops in his hand, wiped his grease and strode to the mouth of a bowl on the bank of the river, well, the top of the sky is half a foot in front of the weeping willow, and then began to roar, wanting to learn from Lu Zhishen to pull out the weeping willow, as a result, the old face was flushed, and the tree was shaken by him, but it was not pulled out.

After arriving at the worst, he actually held back a loud fart, and everyone laughed to the ground, this old man blushed slightly, touched his stomach, and thought that a few chestnuts he ate yesterday broke his stomach.

"Xue boy, your strength is a little worse, I think you are a brother." Liu Hongji, who put away his laughter, poured two glasses of wine in a row, opened his shirt, revealing his upper body covered with chest hair, and after roaring a few times, he pounced on it to compete, although the weeping willow shook more widely, but still had no intention of being pulled out.

"I'll try it again, I really don't believe it" Li Xuanba used both hands hard, and with a bang, the clothes on his upper body were torn open by him, revealing a lean figure without a trace of fat except for muscles, this guy hugged the tree tightly, and when he started to exert himself, the muscles of his whole body seemed to swell, and even from the epidermis, he could see that the muscle fibers were expanding, and the blood vessels were also beating hard, showing up.

Accompanied by Li Xuanba's strange scream, Shu Yu actually made a crackling and exploding sound, and he saw that the chicken bones in Lao Tzu's hands fell to the ground. is almost becoming a firewood bone stick version of Lu Zhishen.