Volume 1 Chapter 209 Sure enough, it's a hypocrite
“…… Anyway, I'm happy to see Brother Hongji feel better after throwing up, don't you think that the little brother is the kind of person who likes to rejoice? "Headache, what kind of eyes is this girl, she can see only Xiaoqiang's bullets.
"Hmph, brother, since it's not yours, why do you sweat on your face, hey, isn't this summer already coming early?" Li Yaoguang's face was very innocent and curious, but those beautiful apricot eyes were full of sly smiles no matter how they looked.
I'm dizzy, a cheeky person like Ben Gongzi really can't stand such ridicule, grandma's, it's difficult
I cleared my throat and stared at Li Yaoguang without blinking, my eyes flowed with the affection of the veins, as well as the indescribable tenderness and admiration.
"You, what do you want?" This trick really worked, Li Yao's white and greasy skin faintly floated a faint layer of greasy color, and her thick eyelashes couldn't help but hang down, as if she wanted to cover my warm gaze.
It's just that her tightly twisted slender hands have an unusual appearance, and the terrible force of being able to lift Ben Gongzi above her head and easily throw it down the third floor really makes Ben Gongzi feel terrified, otherwise, maybe Ben Gongzi can drag this girl's hand like a Western barbarian gentleman, and persuade her to let these things go away with the wind, don't mention it again.
"Three ladies, I miss the two of you...... Uh, no, a strange woman like you, who has a noble character, a frank temperament, a stunning appearance, and a soft heart, do you want to see the tragedy of cutting off the robe and breaking the righteousness? In my son's eyes, there was a touch of heartbreaking sadness, the problem was that my sister was hiding behind Li Yaoguang's back, holding her stomach and hiding her red lips and blushing face, it was too much, the expression on my son's face was almost uncontrollable, and he almost grinned his back molars. depend on
When Li Yaoguang heard this, he couldn't help but take a sip, his face was pink, his dark apricot eyes were full of shame, and there was a little bit of pride and doubt. "Don't talk nonsense, I'm not that good-looking."
Hearing Li Yaoguang's words, my son was secretly happy in his heart, it seems that this girl is really a woman, at least her love for beauty is no different from a normal woman. Thinking so in his heart, his expression naturally did not leak half a point, and he put on a posture of righteous indignation. "Who said that where else in the world can there be a more beautiful woman than you?" Well, the girl squatting behind Li Yaoguang has already started pounding the floor there with her hands, please, you are a lady, how can such a rude act be?
"Don't talk nonsense, how many women have you ever met?" Li Yaoguang's face turned even redder, and between her eyebrows and eyes, because of her shame, I thought of an extremely appropriate adjective: eyebrows and eyes are like silk.
Looking at this pretty and shy face, my son's head couldn't help but feel a little dizzy, and after hearing what Li Yaoguang said, he shook his head resolutely and said: "There are not ten thousand women I have seen, but also a thousand, and none of them are more temperamental than you." ”
“…… So much? Where did you see it? Li Yaoguang was stunned for a moment, then his eyes narrowed dangerously, and his razor-like eyes swept over abruptly, scaring his son. At this moment, this girl doesn't have the sweetness and shyness of Fang Cai, but it seems to have caught her husband and wanted to cheat on the red wall.
"Naturally, from the books and bamboo slips, from ancient times to the present, I don't know how many people in Ludao have written countless poems and songs for those beautiful women, and I can naturally feel the appearance of those women from those poems and songs." My son's face does not change and is authentic. The movie stars that Ben Gongzi saw in later generations, paper media models, art film mentors, etc., have not ten thousand, but thousands.
"Hmph, aren't they as pretty as me?" Li Yaoguang snorted coldly, her expression seemed to be a little lighter, and then she asked casually as if she was inadvertent, but from the slight change in her expression and her slightly stunned ears, I knew very well what kind of answer I should make.
"Compared to your beauty, they don't even deserve to lift your shoes...... "Okay, I confess to Fan Bingbing, to Lin Qingxia, and to Elizabeth Taylor......
If the light is more than temperament, I firmly believe that Li Yaoguang's pride and queen's temperament from his bones, which should not be from his soul, are enough to ⊥ most women and even men in the world to be ashamed of themselves.
"That's too much, isn't it? Don't talk nonsense, or I'll be really angry. Li Yaoguang glared at me angrily and said, but the problem is that the tone is gentle and coquettish, and it really doesn't have the slightest lethality.
"Okay, okay, let's not talk about it. But the third lady, can you ...... that matter" Ben Gongzi nodded with a flattering smile, and asked cautiously.
"Well, I'll have to think about it." The black pupils in Li Yaoguang's apricot eyes turned around several times, and then said with a casual look: "Remember, you owe me again." ”
Owe, this son has always admitted that he owes and does not repay, phew, this son of a person who regards cigna and oath as life will naturally not bear the favor of others in vain, at the moment this son patted his chest, his face was impassioned. "The third lady is noble, it is really admirable to the foolish brother, thank you to the third lady. Don't worry, if the third lady has any requirements, it doesn't matter if you go to the soup or the sea of swords, as long as you say it, the foolish brother will definitely have nothing to say. ”
"Sister, when will you get a sword mountain and a sea of fire, so that our Wuji brother can go on a trip." In this era, a lewd figure, smiling with a lewd smile, said an extremely obscene word.
"Hiss......" Then this obscene boutique superlative talent Li Jiancheng hugged his toes that were about to be stepped on, and couldn't help but gasp, and retracted his jade legs, and his pretty face was red, Li Yaoguang glared at this obscene big brother, and got to the side with my sister-in-law, and didn't know what to mutter.
"This stinky girl, I don't want to think that I am her eldest brother, there is an old saying: the eldest brother is like a father, the eldest sister-in-law is like a mother, she dares to be rude to her brother, this is really ......" Li Jiancheng, who had been smoking for half a day, rubbed his toes and said angrily.
Although my stomach was about to cramp with laughter, he would never move a trace on the surface, so he showed an empathetic expression.
"Alas, the family is unfortunate, by the way, Brother Xian, what were you talking to my third sister about just now? Talking so hard? Li Jiancheng, who had been rubbing his toes for a long time, turned his head and asked at Ben Gongzi, that expression, no matter how you look at it, looks like those super paparazzi members guarding the trash can in front of the door of the movie star's house.
"I didn't talk about anything, I just talked about some messy little things, by the way, brother, you didn't just want to listen to the little brother and the third lady chat, and crawled over, right?" I stared at him with a surprised expression.
Li Jiancheng's face suddenly seemed to have been hit by a dozen or so legs. "Brother Xian, how can a courteous gentleman like my brother use such obscene manners to come over for my brother." I even learned the adjectives to describe myself, and this guy is really a hypocrite.
Ten days later, I sent fifty soldiers, and two hundred tribesmen, well, only fifty tribesmen and Li Zang Youma, and the rest of the people could only rely on their own feet to measure the road from here to the court of Shibi Khan.
"You have to remember what I said, as well as the two of you, Liu Yitian and Zheng Chen. Have you memorized all the tasks I have given you? My gaze swept over this group of heroic and high-spirited family soldiers, and finally my eyes fell on Liu Yitian.
"Don't worry, Childe, the little one has been written down, and the terrain along the way, as well as the surrounding landforms, will not be forgotten." Liu Yitian whispered to me, who was standing in front of him.
My hand slapped heavily on Liu Yitian's shoulder. "Don't forget to calculate the strength of the Turks, as well as their diet, in short, everything you see and hear, you have to record it, these three tents here are my subordinates who left to you, and they will do the same thing as you, so that I can fully understand anything you have encountered along the way, and any forces you have seen."
"The little one understands, and he will definitely not disappoint you, Childe." Liu Yitian nodded vigorously. Zheng Chen, the deputy next to him, who was dressed in healthy meat, also nodded his head vigorously. This is a family soldier, in addition to the force, in terms of IQ is quite good, and quite prestigious, so, I sent the two of them over together, to assist Li Yan well, and by the way, to carry out the great plan of this son.
I believe that it will not take many years to see between the grassland and the Central Plains, and there will be a state of one and the other, if it were not for the strength of the Tang Dynasty and the obscenity and treachery of Li Shimin, maybe the Turks would become the long-term suffering of the Chinese nation.
And what this son wants to do is naturally to make the Turks unable to become a threat to the Central Plains as quickly as possible, at least, so that the Chinese nation can suffer less, which is my sense of honor and responsibility as a traveler from the future.
I slowly walked up to Li Yan, the old butler who was still majestic and majestic, took a deep breath, turned my face sideways and glanced at Li Yuanfang, who had been standing behind me without saying a word.
Then he gave a deep salute to Li Yan. "Old butler, I can only ask you for this trip,"
"Childe, rest assured, the old man will definitely not disappoint your expectations, as short as two months, as long as half a year, the old man will definitely return to Luoyang." After avoiding my salute in a bit of a panic, Li Yan replied solemnly.
Then he turned his head and looked at Li Yuanfang, who was standing beside me, pursing his lips tightly, but his eyes had been staring at him, Li Yuanfang's face showed a rare gentle smile, took two steps forward, and slapped Li Yuanfang's shoulder with his big hand. "Yuan Fang, you have to take care of the old man for the son, if you wait for the old man to come back, what is wrong with the son, be careful that the old man picks your skin."
"Dad, don't worry, the child will definitely guard the son well, and he will not leave an inch." Li Yuanfang straightened his waist and said loudly.