Volume 1 Chapter 222 Like a matchmaker's sister

I said to my sister with some tears and laughter: "I said sister, you were still muttering there last time you fished for your brother, why is this time, but it is useless." ”

"Brother, there are too many fish in our pond, if you don't catch some, it will be troublesome then. Besides, I fished them out and put them in the creek and let them swim away with the water, unlike you, who want to taste everything you see. ”

“…… Yes, you have a reason to do anything. Ben Gongzi rolled his eyes stupidly, leaned against the willow tree behind him, and yawned heavily, well, really, this pond seems to have been untended for a long time, not only is the water and grass lush in it, but the fish are also swimming in groups.

It's a pity that these fish are too small, the big ones are less than a palm wide, and the vast majority of them are one or two finger width fish. To deal with such fish, it is best to first coat it in egg whites and fry it in oil, then slowly simmer it with tomatoes and peppers.

In this way, this fish is not only very delicious, but also can eat even the spines, that taste, this son began to feel that the saliva secretion was excessive, hmm...... It seems that Ben Gongzi needs to find a substitute for tomatoes, otherwise, this soul-related chili tomato stewed fish may become the most fatal weakness of my great excellent traverser.

Maybe one day the enemy gets such a pot, and this son is likely to throw himself into the net for the sake of a beautiful meal.

Just when my son was thinking and worried about a meal of stewed fish with tomato and pepper, the girl sat next to me at some point, looked at the little horse sitting quietly, stared at the buoy floating on the water and asked me gently. "Brother, what did my grandmother whisper to you just now, it made it mysterious."

“…… Grandma is asking your brother if I have a girl in the picture. I yawned heavily, and replied casually.

"Phew, that's so ugly, I really don't know where you learned it, what kind of girl is not a girl, do you listen to death, but, grandma really asked you that?" The girl turned her head suddenly, and her watery eyes suddenly shot out a dazzling light, and then disappeared in an instant. I thought this girl's eyes were magnesium lights, too bright and blind.

"Am I still fooling you? I don't have so much energy to tease you all day long. I rolled my eyes weakly and said, I had just finished lunch and dealt with a bunch of things, and at this moment, the warm sunlight shone down from the sky, filtered through the leaves, and the warmth was just right, it was too drowsy

It's been a long time since I've been like this, lying at the foot of a big tree, taking a nap in the shade, it seems that only when I was very young, I was tired of playing with my friends, so I lay down at the foot of the big tree in the yard to rest for a while. This kind of childlike fun, after gradually growing up, seems to have disappeared, and those friends are rare to see again.

"Hmph, you haven't fooled me one day. But now what I want to ask is, brother, do you have the woman in the picture? The girl's interest increased, and she stepped forward a little, and when she saw that her eyes were almost closed, she pushed me twice angrily.

"Well, I don't." I sat up straight speechless, and after some pretended serious consideration, I shook my head and replied. My sister has always been very persistent, for all kinds of questions, I always like to break the casserole to ask the end, I want to ignore her or not, I can't give her a satisfactory answer, maybe I can't sleep for a day.

"This can be there." The girl blinked her watery eyes, with a gossipy excited expression, as if she wanted to hang me up and ask for an answer.

"......" Her answer really left me speechless, this answer seems to be very familiar, where should I have heard it, but what will appear on my body, it is really strange." I said, sister, when did you care about these things? ”

"Brother, what are you talking about, I'm your own sister, my sister by blood, I don't care about you who cares about you, besides, you're really not young, grandma asked you like this, it means that grandma and mother are anxious for you, if you don't book a family business early, can they rest assured?" My sister glared at me, made a pretty face, picked up her pie and said to me, dizzy.

"Brother, you tell me quietly, don't worry, I will never tell any outsiders." The girl leaned in and elbowed me, her face becoming more and more curious and gossipy.

Seeing that I looked lazy and ignored, this girl's cheeks bulged. "Brother, if you don't say it, I'm really angry."

"Okay, okay, I said, but the question is what do you tell me to say, and you don't look at me I'm tired like this, what else can I say?" I leaned weakly against the weeping willow, my eyes were already squinted, who knew that this girl Yu Crisp took her hand to roll my eyelids, lean, uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it, this son sat up straight, and said angrily.

"Brother, which girl do you like? Let's talk about it," the matchmaker's girl raised her fingers. "We have known a lot of women from the Xungui family during this time, the daughter of King Guande, the daughter of Tang Jian's Tang Shi brother's family

Hearing this, Ben Gongzi almost fainted with a lion's head. A mouthful of blood almost didn't spurt out in his mouth. "Hey, hey, sister, then Tang Jian, Brother Tang and Brother are of the same generation, do you want to make that guy short for a brother by then? Besides, how old is that guy's girl, and she just turned ten years old this year, do you want my brother to marry, or do you want me to take care of other people's children? ”

"Brother, what are you anxious about?" The girl rolled her eyes stupidly and said, "According to your temperament, will you get married now?" I'm afraid that if you don't have three or five years, you will definitely not get married, and after three or five years, those little girls will grow up and be married, and when the time comes, won't you just be able to marry? ”

"But that's still young, five years later, I'll be fifteen years old. is too young like this, and he resolutely refuses to do it for his brother. "My son is also a descendant of heroes, well, my grandfather was a soldier, from the Yellow River up and down, to the north and south of the river, my father also served as a soldier, for the sake of internationalism, joined the army, and in the international friends fell into the opportunity of danger, reached out to help, to fight against American imperialism.

…… It seems that the hero has nothing to do with early marriage.,Khan.,Anyway, I just don't want to be a lolicon.,Become an evil middle-aged uncle goldfish guy with a bare ass around the cute and soft little Lori and make a lewd laugh.。

"Yes," the girl touched her chin, with a thoughtful expression, and nodded in agreement. "Okay, forget if you're too young, in fact, I still have several candidates here, such as Yang Gongdao's seven-year-old daughter, and Li Jiancheng's five-year-old daughter......"

"Sister...... Do you want me to clean you up? My son's face was blue, and he said angrily at his sister.

"Brother, you're in a hurry, I'm just calculating the possibilities." My sister didn't understand my son's grief at all, and her fingers flicked her brow. "Then find a fourteen or fifteen-year-old woman, well, for example, Brother Hongji's cousin, she is fifteen years old this year, this age is definitely not young, and besides, it is very interesting to you, brother."

Brother Hongji's appearance flashed in my son's mind, well, except that he has no beard, he looks almost exactly the same as Liu Hongji, his voice is loud and powerful, and he drinks heroically, I really can't imagine that if I find such a mother-in-law, will I get married on the night of marriage, because I was drunk and didn't see people clearly, I pulled Liu Hongji, who had just shaved his beard, into the cave room as a bride......

Oh, as soon as I thought of this, my son was so cold that his little face turned white, and he was so disgusted that he almost vomited. "Sister, please spare me, can you? That's too much of an opinion, isn't it? No matter how hungry he is for his brother, he will never go to a woman like Brother Hongji. ”

Where is the sister still half a minute of virtuous and quiet, laughing there pounding the grass mat vigorously, covering her stomach with the other hand, and then Yu Crisp fell on the grass, this stinky girl

"Okay, brother, this doesn't count, there are others, for example, the seventh lady of Yang Xuangan's family, who is now fourteen years old, and she is handsome and amiable......

"Yang Qiniang is good, but her smile is too fake, every time she smiles without showing her teeth, and she speaks like a cat, so that people have to be stunned to hear clearly, as a brother is not a hunting dog, otherwise he will train his ears to be erected on the top of his head." Ben Gongzi snorted coldly. The more important reason is that Yang Xuangan is about to burr fart, and this son goes to marry his daughter, isn't it equivalent to taking the initiative to send it to the door to find a draw?

"Then I want to think about it...... By the way, there are also the five ladies of Brother Xue's family, the five ladies are not like Brother Xue Shi, and they are quite lively and lovely. My sister picked out another candidate.

At this moment, Ben Gongzi has a feeling that the emperor chooses a concubine and picks three or four, well, it is a very bullish feeling, as if the girls who came out of my sister's mouth are standing in front of the mat at the moment, let Ben Gongzi appreciate the evaluation.

"Xue Wuniang is very lively, but that girl is really heartless, last time Brother Xue was drunk, and Brother Hongji was singled out, and was beaten, she was good, she actually cheered for Brother Hongji, such a woman has become a mother-in-law, who knows what kind of demon will come out of Lu Dao." When I think of this, my son is a brain-headed Huangguoshu Waterfall Khan, this girl is too powerful, and what I like to watch the most is the two guys fighting.

What if one day I really marry such a mother-in-law and fight with others, what should she do if she applauds and cheers for outsiders? Not only does life make people feel gloomy, but I am afraid that this son will also become the laughing stock of the Sui and Tang dynasties.

"Really, brother, where are your eyes at the bottom, this is not good, that is too much, really, it is more difficult to find a wife for you than to choose a concubine for the emperor." My sister glared at me stupidly, put her hand on her chin and thought about it, and then rolled her eyes. "What about Li Sanniang?"