Han Xiong took several deep breaths and forcibly suppressed the urge to vomit before he said with a bitter face: "Some of them are, and a few of them are vegetable sellers." Maybe someone really likes this. Especially that little peach, it is said that ten years ago she was the most popular lady in Yijun County, and now she is the old bustard of the Qinglou. ”

Looking along Han Xiong's line of sight, Ben Gongzi couldn't help but gasp, this greased and powdered woman is about 1.6 meters tall, but the bust and hip circumference are definitely more than 1.8 meters, rubbing, I have to admire some male prostitution with special preferences, the taste is really not acceptable to a decent gentleman like me.

"Who is this?" Holding back the discomfort in his heart and continuing to look at these qualified and superb mouths, Ben Gongzi was angry again, pointing to an old man with snow-white hair and baldness, a white hair floating strangely in the wind, a bamboo pole in his hand, and standing slightly trembling.

That's right, it's an old man, with a long chin and beard, and his white beard and white hair swaying gracefully together, as if he was shooting a soft advertisement. The moment he saw this old man, his eyes almost went blind, muddy, this is an old man.

"Childe, it's not that you're not small, but you're so ...... Such a woman is too hard to find, and as soon as the old man heard that he could get twenty yuan for this job, he had to come if he wanted to live or die. The little one is helpless, only ......" Li Yuanfang said with a sad face: "But this old man said ......"

After hearing what Li Yuanfang said in my ear, my son jumped three feet back at the speed of Bolt, muddy, super old rabbit, all seventy or eighty years old, and actually had this hobby, ran to the Qinglou to find a strong attack, but as soon as he heard that there was such a good thing, the old man immediately dragged Li Yuanfang to death and strongly asked to join the team.

Sister Qingxia, who was hiding in the front hall, was already lying on the floor with a smile, her pretty face was flushed, Han Shige was going crazy, well, she was beating her stomach and hitting the tree with her head next to her.

The taste is too heavy, Ben Gongzi stood ten steps away from the old rabbit and took a few deep breaths, and rushed to the best women in Yijun County, showing a most gentlemanly smile, Shenzhen丨 breathing, imagining that it is really nothing, everything in the eyes is illusory, and they are all wearing human skin masks.

"Ladies and gentlemen, you must also know what this son is looking for you for, right? Well, it's very simple, let you help, stand at the head of the city, and shout to the officers and soldiers opposite, of course, the content of the shouting is provided by me, but, in addition to shouting, you must ...... Well, it's emotional, and it's loud enough. As long as you are finished, 20 yuan per person, are you willing? ”

"What did Childe say, the old man is here, naturally he is willing, Childe, your soldiers and troops can keep our Yijun County safe, our sisters are all Yijun people, so naturally we have to contribute to Yijun." is worthy of being the old bustard of the Qinglou, at least he can listen to it.

Anyway, after explaining it, this son stuffed two pieces of paper to Han Xiong and Li Yuanfang, asking them to be responsible for teaching these guys to learn to say the above words, and then flash people as quickly as possible, well, the feeling of staying here is like living in the world of horror movies, or my sister Qingxia is pleasing to the eye, but at the moment this girl is still smiling, her pretty face is flushed, and her eyes are like silk.

"Childe, you haven't disgusted that Wei Xuan yet, but you and they have disgusted you." Sister Qingxia leaned softly into my arms and said with a smile.

"That's enough for that or something." Ben Gongzi poked out half of his head from the room again, well, the guards were all standing against the wall, their eyes were either admiring the clouds in the world, or counting the ants under their feet, and it seemed that these guys were also disgusted.

"You say, if Ben Gongzi leads the troops into battle one day and tells these soldiers that if they lose, Ben Gongzi will let these women and the old man put them in the barracks to dance for them as punishment, what do you say?" This son said in Sister Qingxia's ear with schadenfreude.

Sister Qingxia took a sip lightly, and said with a smile: "Son, you can't make less trouble, if you really want that, I suspect that they will mutiny before the war starts." ”

"Yes, that's it, just take it to disgust Wei Xuan's old boy, if you really want to put it in the barracks, everyone can't have nightmares every day." Ben Gongzi touched his chin and couldn't help but give up the idea with some regret

As soon as the next day, Ben Gongzi had already rushed to the head of the city located in the south of Yijun County, admiring the court officials and troops who had already begun to line up outside the city, and Wei Xuan, the old man, was sitting on the back of his mount at the moment, looking in the direction of the county seat.

Last night, someone sent someone to shoot a letter to Wei Xuan, to the effect that Wei Xuan, since you are so humiliating, so good, tomorrow morning, let's have a good division, so Wei Xuan and the court's 20,000 soldiers and horses are in strict formation, and they are arrayed two hundred and twenty steps away from the head of the city, which is already just outside the attack range of the stone thrower.

It seemed that the officers and men had already seen the movement at the head of the city, and they all cheered up and looked at us curiously.

As the dozen or so entertainers who had already made preparations stood on top of the city, Ben Gongzi took a deep breath, picked up the copper horn and shouted to the city: "General Wei, I am the eldest grandson Wuji, I have something to say to you, please come closer." Don't worry, my eldest grandson Wuji swears in the name of the ancestors and ancestors that during the speech, he will never harm you, General Wei. ”

Suddenly, there was a small commotion among the officers and soldiers on the opposite side, but Wei Xuan, the old thing, didn't get close, well, if he didn't get close, the effect really couldn't come out, mainly because their scary faces could only scare us, in that case, everything this son did would become a blind man lighting the lamp in vain.

I raised the brass horn again and shouted: "Of course, if General Wei can't even believe it, then, forget it, just take your soldiers back to Chang'an to retire." ”

"Eldest grandson, you wait, the old man has been fighting horses for decades, where do you dare not go? Wait, the old man will see what tricks you can play. "Well, older people are most afraid that others will say that he is old, especially the more dissatisfied people are, the more likely they are to be provoked, so Wei Xuan was immediately fooled.

In a fit of rage, Wei Xuan led five hundred cavalry towards the city gate, and finally stopped fifty miles away from the city gate. "Where is the eldest grandson?"

"General Wei is really old and strong, and he is so full of temperament even when he calls, he admires it." Ben Gongzi continued to copy the copper horn and laughed. "Yesterday, General Han Xionghan, the general under Wuji, received a gift from General Wei, and at that time, ...... At the time, I was really angry. ”

"Hahaha...... Why, since you can still be angry, then go out and fight to the death with the old man, otherwise, don't think of yourself as a gentleman. Wei Xuan couldn't help but stroking his beard proudly and laughing.

"I also read the letter you wrote, General Wei, tsk, I really can't imagine that you are not only old and strong, but also have something else, which is really in awe of juniors like Wuji..."

"Mowgli Xiaoer, what do you mean by that?" Wei Xuan had a series of questions on his head, and his face was inexplicable, well, the old guy is not forgetful, so he can still remember what he wrote, but the problem is that this guy can't figure out what I would say that.

Fooled, this son laughed twice, and then waved his hand to the side, and with a sigh of a dozen women of peculiar quality, who can make people feel like they are watching ghost movies in broad daylight, uh, there is also an old rabbit who appeared in the recess of the female wall of the city wall.

Qi Qi bowed to Wei Xuan under the city wall: "Slave and maid see husband......"

In an instant, there was a dead silence in the city and under the city, uh, there seemed to be the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground and the sound of the impact of blades, my son quickly stretched out his head to see, the mouths of the five hundred elite soldiers under the city were grinning into hippos, their eyes were staring into big-eyed goldfish, and there were several weapons in the hands of court cavalry who fell under the horses and did not react.

Not to mention them, even the soldiers guarding the city at the head of the city were as if they had seen a ghost, dumbfounded, one by two like dilapidated stone sculptures erected in front of the ancient tomb.

As for Wei Xuan, his eyes were round, and he tilted his head back as if he had seen a ghost, and only after a while did he scream with the roar of an old rooster pinching his neck. "What do you call the old man?"

"Husband, didn't you send a brocade box to General Han, the city guard of Yijun County, yesterday? There are beautiful new clothes inside, and there is a letter, as long as General Han can agree to your request...... "Fat, super fat, at least three or four hundred pounds of little peach pinched and shook the pink handkerchief, and kept flattering."

Wow, several of the court cavalry with light tastes vomited directly, and it seems that they often can't get the shock and impact brought by this kind of overly heavy taste of the opposite sex, and two of them directly fell off the horse with a lion swinging their heads...... I saw Lao Tzu lying on the city wall with a smile, hey, hey, it's so funny.

Not only me, but several guys all laughed and collapsed on the ground, but fortunately, these guys knew the severity of the matter, and they all gently covered their mouths and rubbed their stomachs vigorously, and even Sister Qingxia burst into tears with laughter.

And Xiao Taohong is not ashamed, but proud, the voice that is as graceful as a yellow warbler, will tell the story to the visitors under the city.

Well, it's very simple, it means that General Wei Xuanwei, who went out for many days, was very idle, so idle that the egg hurt and itched, one day, during the siege of the city, he accidentally saw a middle-aged and elderly woman on the city wall to work in the army, and he was suddenly shocked.

In the end, General Wei, who couldn't endure the pain of lovesickness, couldn't help it anymore and decided to write a letter to General Han Xionghan, who was guarding Yijun County. The request is very simple, I hope that Han Xiong can hand over the middle-aged and elderly woman of his dreams, so as to satisfy the willingness of General Wei Xuanwei, so that Wei Xuan can join hands with the middle-aged and elderly woman at dusk