Chapter 106: New Year's Party (Part II)
Chelsea's singer Duff acted as the temporary host, and soon a chair was placed in the centre of the stage, and the players were required to stand in the chair and sing.
Sticking out your head is a knife and shrinking your head is a knife, and Jonk wants to open it, you are not afraid that you will not be able to eat for a while, and he does not mind being disgusted and disgusting you.
Carvalho was very positive, the first to stand on the chair, not to mention, the usually taciturn uncle-level sullen character, singing and clear-eyed, sang the song "We Are the Champions" really well.
At least the big boss in the audience didn't find any fault, and it didn't work to realize the things that were ready!
Joe Cole remembers that the same song "We Are the Champions" was the same year, what kind of treatment he received, the paper ball was flying, it was not lively, there was a good show this year, who knew that the first place in the road did not find out the problem, continue! I don't believe that there is no chance to play, and the paper ball has.
Next!
Of course, Drogba didn't let him stand on the chair and clear his throat, not to mention that he looked like him, he was really a little more professional than the previous uncle, and it was a classic reproduction of "Yesterday's Reappearance"!
It's just that Drogba doesn't look at the fight and is not bad, he sings very devotedly, but the treatment is not good, how to listen to a classic song has a bit of R&B flavor.
"Wow!"
As soon as Joe Cole took the lead, the first comrade who couldn't sing on stage this year was born, and Jonker was furious when he saw it, and this is not enough! Quite has his own style, at least he feels good!
I don't think it's as good as Drogba! At least I sang a little!
Forget it, why don't you go for a while. People die and birds face up, we are men, and we can't be scared by a song. Who's scared at that time!
Sure enough, the first program of the New Year's party is quite outstanding, and the old man is waiting for this year, although it is not too harsh, but a group of football men, singing is really a little difficult, it is estimated that Zhang Fei's embroidery is also this effect.
It was Robben's turn to play. The old man who was already a little anxious, and the old man who was frowning at the moment, didn't need to ask. This guy is a seeded player again, and the old people have paper balls in their hands, ready to shoot at any time.
As soon as he sang a sentence, everyone began to heckle. "What! When we were three-year-olds? Happy New Year. You can sing it too! ”
Didn't discuss, the paper ball greeted, but Jonk began to worry, he thought of a good track to make people get on the ground, oh my God, what else is there to sing, why not have a birthday song?
It's not a year, but everyone has a good time. Chelsea singer Duff is of course happy that no one has shaken his place in the Chelsea squad. It's just that I don't know if there are any hidden masters behind the road.
Everyone thinks that Jonke has the potential in this area, that kid usually likes to run to nightclubs, and it's unrealistic to want to pick up girls without good singing skills!
There is also a reason why the last one to play is specially arranged, is the No. 1 seed player! After the last meal, before the meal, you have to have something beautiful to listen to, so as not to affect your appetite.
"Now I announce that the most anticipated singer contender, Jonker!"
"Let's hear from the seeded players"
Duff was dumbfounded, and the big boss in the audience was also dumbfounded, you said, isn't this urgent, when will you learn the suspense of the professional anchor and mobilize the audience's emotions.
"Birthday Song!"
"Poof!"
"Who sprays Lao Tzu, this is Armani!"
"Change the song, change the song!"
The masses don't do it, especially the elderly, after so many years of tradition, they have never seen such a good thing, and they actually have the face to sing birthday songs!
Abu has already been smoking, he is too neat, why don't he sing the alphabet song!
Duff got it, the list of new songs, he has an urge to kill, you kid is not good!
Do you want me to be happy with the god of songs, 26 letter songs! Oh sell karma!
If you kill you, you won't report it!
Jonk came to the stage and stood on the chair, "Comrades, the host was shocked off the stage by my second song, do you want to know what I want to sing?" ”
"Think"
Joe Cole was very cooperative, but he was looked at by the collective, and he quickly shut up.
"Hurry!"
"Speak quickly!"
"26 alphabet songs, a tribute to the great childhood!"
Jonk is a thunder dead man, but also a tribute to the great childhood, so shameless, many of you are British, 26 letters, when they are idiots!
"Poof"
"My Armani is completely hopeless!"
There was no request for another one, but the thing in his hand was replaced with a tomato, and the paper ball obviously could not be angry.
“ABD!”
"Oh buy teardrop quack"
"It's a wolf howl!"
"Where's the letter!"
"Hurry up and collect the supernatural powers, I still have to eat!"
"Listen to me, 123, throw him!"
Joe Cole swore that he had never heard such a terrifying sound in his life, and he also sang 26 letters, if 26 letters had life, he would have to jump out collectively and smash this guy, a letter made a strange scream, who could stand it!
Abu couldn't help but throw a few tomatoes, so talented that he could make the Russian oligarchs ignore the image, and only the god-like Jonker alphabet song could have this effect.
Jonk dodged and persevered in reacting all the songs, and by the middle of the song everyone was dying, the tomatoes and paper balls were all gone, and if it weren't for Abu's yacht, someone would have to lift the table.
Everyone swears, you can sing K with anyone in the future, you must not bring this goods, others can almost still enter the ears when singing, this goods can't work, blocking the ears is not very effective, that voice has a kind of magic, stunned to drill into the brain.
It's definitely the god of songs, someone can sing the 26 letters so ghostly and howl, and it's definitely a god-like existence.
After Jonke sang the song, everyone rested for a long time, so they had to digest it first, pluck out their ears before starting the banquet.
Jose Mourinho was very happy, and the song of Jonk completely discouraged everyone's desire to listen to the song, and the blessing of manager Tojonk escaped the old Chelsea tradition, and everyone did not realize it.
When the staff cleared the stage, the banquet finally began.
The band accompanied the live performance, and the mystery guests also appeared.
Orlando Brom, Beyoncé and other big names took the stage to sing, and the Chelsea players enjoyed the beautiful melody while eating.
However, after listening to Jonk's Divine Comedy, many people are somewhat strange to hear the big names sing, and they can't do it with their ears.
Drogba was next to Jonker, and he insisted that Jonk teach him to sing.
What kind of body is this? Warcraft is Warcraft, and there is definitely a gap between it and ordinary people, and some people want to learn Jonk to sing.
Jonk himself couldn't listen to it, and someone took the initiative to ask for learning, so he couldn't accept it himself.
Ignoring Drogba with his glass, Jonk walked towards Abu's table, apparently to toast, but in fact to avoid trouble.
"Come on, let's have a drink!"
Abu got up to greet him, clinked glasses and drank it all, giving Jonk enough face.
Where do ordinary people have such treatment, that is, Jonk, other players come, Abu values it again, at most it means a sip.
Others may not have noticed this detail, but Mourinho saw it clearly, and he suspected that there was some conflict between the two before, but now it doesn't look like it, and the Portuguese can't say what the situation is.
What is the relationship between the two?
Good comrade, good friend?
Mourinho thinks that maybe this is the case, the media has not reported it, Jonk often goes in and out of Abu's private club, and the things inside are unknown to outsiders, but people's imagination is always the richest.
The Portuguese young marshal tightened his body, and it was better for that kid to provoke less! Turn around and get a chrysanthemum remnant, and the end is full of wounds!
Soon, the banquet entered the climax part, the scene of the big draw, the local tyrant is the local tyrant, and the top rewards for the lottery are all luxury car Ferrari.
The players shouted excitedly, and the announcement of the lottery was actually very simple, and the limited watch worn by each player had a special number, and the number plate of the lottery was this set of numbers.
Abu himself took the stage to draw the lottery, Robben became the lucky one, and a Ferrari belonged to him.
The banquet officially starts at 10 p.m. and ends at 4 a.m., and this year, as in previous years, tired guests can stay on its luxury yacht. (To be continued......)
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