No. 34 Rubbing Eating Combo

"Will you live at school or at home in the future?" Jonk asked.

"Yumiko listens to her master." Yumiko whispered.

The pride in Jonke's heart, haha, maid, maid, the dream of countless men, it's a pity, it's still a little smaller, it's not easy to start, he nodded, "Just live at home." ”

"Yes, master,"

In this way, Jonker's home in Milan has a beautiful and delicate little maid.

Hearing the doorbell ringing, Jonk was a little puzzled, who came here early this morning.

Jonk ran to the door, and when he opened the door, he found Ronaldo standing there, smiling and waving to him: "Hey, Jonk! It's a pleasure to meet you! ”

Next to Ronaldo, is Kaka.

"You can see me every day." As soon as Jonk saw Ronaldo smiling so brightly, he reflexively felt that it was not a good thing. He was on guard first.

"Haha!" Ronaldo touched his nose and laughed dryly. "What's that...... Didn't have breakfast? ”

"What do you say? This time. Jonk asked rhetorically. Sister Ni, she came to my door at seven o'clock in the morning and asked me if I had breakfast. I'll just say it when I'm eating and drinking. Also make excuses.

"Uh......" Ronaldo of course knew, he touched his nose again, and suddenly sniffed hard, his eyes lit up, "It's so fragrant, oh oh, what a coincidence that we came." The latter sentence is naturally said to Kaka.

Kaka, who is a fellow villager and younger brother, also seemed to feel a little embarrassed, and he smiled awkwardly.

In Kaka's opinion, this kind of behavior is not advisable, but there is no way. Who called Kaka now that he doesn't have a wife by his side, and he asked this Brazilian senior to pull him over early in the morning, so he had to bite the bullet and prepare to eat.

Jonk's eyes widened. He suddenly realized that Yumiko was still busy in the kitchen, well, that's not the point, the point was that Yumiko was still wearing a maid outfit.

"Ah, wait a minute...... I rub. Jonk waved his hand and saw that Ronaldo had broken in with Pato Wolf. These two. The temptation of good food will never stand up to any test.

Yumiko sang a little song softly, busy in the kitchen like a happy little butterfly, today's breakfast is more hearty. Omelette, grilled salmon, miso soup, and two yakisoba.

It's not bad to be with the host! Though...... Yumiko's cheeks suddenly turned red...... I hate it, what do you think!

Just then, I heard a shout outside. Yumiko twisted her little head to look. The eye is a big bald head.

"Ahhh......hh

Hearing this scream, Jonk was also startled, he really couldn't see that Yumiko's petite body actually had such a big amount of energy.

A minute later.

"What!? She? Maid outfit, ahhhh "Ronaldo jumps his feet, it's so hateful, this kid will enjoy it better than me, it shouldn't be. No, I'm outdated. Can't keep up with the times?

"Oh God! Jonk, what is this? Kaka's face was full of disbelief. If you look closely, there is still some envy and admiration in this look, which is worthy of Jonk.

The two guys were screaming, and Yumiko was very aggrieved, and she was making breakfast in the kitchen, when she was startled by such a daredevil, and one of the fried noodles broke and fell to the ground.

"Master—I'm sorry." Yumiko whispered.

"Master?" Ronaldo came interested.

"Aha, Ronnie, you misunderstood, this is a little game I was playing with my friend, and she lost the bet, Eun, you know."

"This dress?"

The maid costume is too eye-catching, and wearing it on this little girl's body is simply too tempting.

Bastard, why are your eyes so pointed, Jonk snorted haha, "Oh, it's a prop, my friend has a hobby in film and television, it's a prop, that's all."

"Your friend?" Ronaldo smiled.

"That's right, or it could be said that this is my sister, and I am her brother." Jonk went over and grabbed the little hand of Yumiko, who was aggrieved and shed tears, "Sister, let me introduce you, this is, forget it, no need to introduce, you stay away from this guy, he is not a good thing." Well, this is Pato, Alexander. Pato, my teammates. ”

"It's a pleasure to meet you, I'm Yumiko, please take care of me." Yumiko bowed, and Jonk hurriedly stepped forward and stood in front of the two perverts, my baby, can't be peeked at by them.

"Ahh

"Haha, hehe."

One big and one small pig brother responded, Jonk mourned for Kaka in his heart, what a good baby, what a pure Brazilian male god, since he lost his wife and recognized Ronnie as a big brother, he has to learn badly.

"Tsk...... Jonker, you're such a pervert! "Although Jonk quibbles, but, who is Ronaldo, this is a person who rolled over in the layer of thousands of flowers, although Ronaldo's taste is heavier, but he is well-informed. He looked at Jonk and the little beauty of the island country and sighed.

Bite!? Lao Tzu likes petite and exquisite, pure and lovely! It's not like you, heavy taste. Jonk was not happy to see Ronaldo tsk. However, Jonk didn't bother to pay attention to Ronaldo, he made up his mind anyway, he didn't admit it to death, and as for what Ronnie thought, he didn't care. Of course, he wants to take care of it, but unfortunately this is not science fiction, and it can't control and block people's thinking.

"Jonker, that's time for breakfast." Ronaldo said by touching his belly.

"Get out!" Jonk went berserk.

At this time, Kaka's stomach growled. Jonk glared at Kaka, and the shy Brazilian god immediately blushed like a monkey's ass.

Breakfast was available, but not enough. Jonk was also angry, ignoring Ronaldo and Kaka's longing eyes and non-stop swallowing, he ate by himself, but Yumiko didn't listen to Jonk this time, and the little beauty was busy in the kitchen alone, making breakfast for that big bastard.

"It's delicious."

"It's delicious."

The two guys ate with round bellies and sighed with satisfaction.

Jonk glared at Yumiko. The heart said, "It's so pure, I should have put curry and mustard in the meal just now." Eat these two bastards.

"Thanks for the compliment." Seeing Ronaldo and Kaka eating happily, Yumiko was happy to say that in her little mind, these two were friends of Jonker, and the breakfast she made made could make the guests happy, which was the biggest compliment to her.

After the two guys had eaten and drunk and wiped their mouths roughly, Jonke said to Yumiko. "Next time these two guys come back, don't open the door." As he spoke, he frowned and thought for a moment. "In the future, try not to wear these clothes, Eun, just wear them at night when you need them."

Yumiko's little face was just a smile. Big eyes blink and wink. Gradually, there was a mist of water, "What the master said just now, Yumiko was very happy. ”

"What did I say?" Jonk was inexplicable, he didn't say anything, he just scolded the two guys, uh, if it's because of this, it's easy to do. In the future, if you have nothing to do, you can scold those two guys, let's do it together. You say a word, I say a word, how happy.

"Yumiko has always wanted to have an older brother so that she won't be bullied." The little beauty sobbed.

"Ah-" Jonk was stunned, this time he didn't joke again, but looked at the little beauty deeply, and he said pityingly, "This, what do I think it is, since you like it, you can call me brother in the future." ”

"Can the master really?"

"Of course."

"Master—"

"Call my brother—"

"Hmm-" Yumiko suddenly felt very happy.

"Alright, I'm going to the training ground." Jonk looked at the time.

When he took two steps, he heard Yumiko muttering behind him, "How can there be such a brother, his hands are stretched out into other people's clothes, I hate it." ”

He stumbled, hehe smiled, brother and sister, master and maid, which is more exciting...... Forget it, we were also born under the red flag and grew up in a new society, and we want to break the feudal serfdom, evil things.

The winter break is over, Serie A is about to start, and the Champions League knockout rounds are about to begin.

There is no story without grievances, the European Champions Cup is the old face of several giants every year, and the meeting every year is naturally indispensable to the old enemies, and the just-concluded draw for the European Champions Cup has once again linked the rivals together......

After a week of waiting, the results of the draw for the round of 16 of the Champions League have finally been announced, with Inter Milan vs Valencia, Real Madrid vs Bayern Munich, Manchester United vs Lille, including Jose Mourinho and Porto, fate has linked them together again, and old feuds have resurfaced......

Inter Milan's aesthetic fatigue of Valencia, this will be the fourth meeting between Inter Milan and Valencia in the European arena in the past 6 years, 01/02 season, the two teams met in the League Cup, the current Inter Milan team in Zanetti, Materazzi, Cordoba and Recoba, Valencia's Canizares, Albelda, Ayala was the witness at the time, Cordoba and Materazzi teamed up for Inter Milan to score first, but then Valencia equalized by Rufit. But on the road, Inter Milan eliminated their opponents thanks to Ventola's only goal.

In the 02/03 season, Inter Milan eliminated Valencia 1-0 at home and 1-2 away on goal, but the away game was on thin ice, with both sides having 27 shots on goal.

In contrast to Cooper's Inter Milan's stubborn defensive knockout of Valencia, Mancini's side in the 04/05 season were more dignified in their elimination of Valencia, suffering a rare humiliation of 5-1 away from home, and then holding on to a 0-0 draw at home after already qualifying, but unlike before, this time it was a group stage encounter.

That is to say, in the last three encounters, Valencia has lost to Inter Milan in terms of the score of the two legs, and this time, Inter Milan at least has a psychological advantage, no wonder Valencia coach Flores said: "The least want to meet Inter Milan." ”

Real Madrid Bayern has a narrow path, if Inter Milan and Valencia are the fourth time they meet in 6 years, then Real Madrid and Bayern are the fifth time in 7 years, 03/04 season, Real Madrid 1-1 away, 1-0 at home with Zidane's goal in the 1/8 finals eliminated Bayern, 01/02 season, 1-2 away in the 1/4 finals, 2-0 at home Bayern; The winner of the 00/01 season was Bayern Munich, who beat Real Madrid 2-1 at home and 1-0 away. Advance to the finals and win the championship; And in the 99/00 season, it was also a semi-final. Real Madrid won 2-0 at home thanks to Nicolas Anelka's genius and advanced to the final with an aggregate score of 3-2 despite a 2-1 defeat away. In addition to the Champions Cup, the two teams also met at the Bernabeu Cup in the summer of 2002, which Bayern won 2-1 away. Almost every time the two teams meet, there is bound to be a war of words. When it comes to rivals in Europe, Real Madrid and Bayern are the most famous pair.

Manchester United's season of revenge?

Last season, Manchester United did not even qualify for the group stage, and were in the same group as Villarreal, Benfica and Lille. Only the last place in the group will be listed. As if it were fate, except for Villarreal, who did not reach the Champions League this season, the other two teams met Manchester United one after another in the group stage. Manchester United beat Benfica twice. "Suffocating" Portugal's powerhouse in the group, what about meeting Lille this time?

Last season, Manchester United lost 0-0 at home and 0-1 away to Lille, although Lille did not qualify from the group in the end, but still pressed Manchester United, but the current form of Manchester United is very different from last season, for Manchester United, this is a good opportunity for "revenge".

Jose Mourinho and Porto were originally an unremarkable signing. It's special because of Mourinho, for Mourinho, Carvalho and Ferreira. This is a collision with the old owner, but compared with the Porto team back then, the current team has been different, but Anderson, Luis Gonzalez and a group of people have passed the run-in period last season, of course, in terms of strength, this rising Porto will not cause any trouble to Chelsea, and Mourinho will not show mercy to the old owner.

The Champions League draw was announced, and as Capello had hoped, Real Madrid did not draw one of Manchester United or Chelsea. The opponent is Bundesliga giants Bayern Munich, and this is the fifth time the two sides have met in the knockout stages of the Champions League since the 1999/00 season. Since 1970, the two teams have met in the knockout stages of European competition seven times, Real Madrid have eliminated their opponents four times, and Bayern Munich has advanced three times, but three of Real Madrid's four victories have been achieved since entering 2000. At the end of the draw ceremony, Real Madrid manager Mijatovic expressed satisfaction with the result and was confident of advancing to the last eight.

"We are pleased with the result. Bayern are a great team with history and very competitive, but I believe we can qualify for the next stage of the competition. Given the quality of Manchester United and Chelsea, we didn't want to meet them too soon. Of course, we also have a lot of respect for Bayern. Mijatovic said.

"Real Madrid know Bayern very well, so I think we want to be bigger. Real Madrid are currently in good form in the league, currently in third place, and there is still room for improvement. This season, the club has set the goal of going as far as possible in the Champions League. I think if you just look at the draw, Real Madrid have more chances. Of course, all teams want to qualify, so Real Madrid will have to concentrate on playing the two legs. ”

Mijatovic continued: "Personally, I would have preferred to play away first, but we have no choice due to the second place in the group. Because of these two games, Real Madrid have to play at a high level. In the team's favor, we know the opponent very well and are confident of qualifying. ”

The journalist also asked the Real Madrid manager to comment on the draw results of other La Liga teams, with Mijatovic saying: "Barcelona are the favourites to win the title because they are the defending champions. But Liverpool won't rest on their laurels, and although they don't play well in the Premier League, the Champions League is different from the league and Barcelona won't have it too easy to get through. Valencia will be very difficult against Inter. Both teams are very competitive, the Italian team is never easy to play, but the Spanish team is not to be underestimated, so let's wait and see. ”

Mijatovic finally answered the question of the youngsters Higuain and Marcelo, who had just been introduced by Real Madrid, "Higuain can appear in the Champions League if it is possible, but this needs to be evaluated, and Marcelo is the same. They are all young players who can contribute to the team. ”

The vast majority of favourites have progressed from the group stage to the round of 16 of the Champions League intact, allowing fans to see as many stars and giants as possible in the knockout rounds, but what will be the fate of the giants after the draw for the round of 16? There are always satisfactions and dissatisfactions in the draw, and although the club's hierarchy says that "all opponents are equally difficult to beat", in fact in their own hearts, in the hearts of the media, in the hearts of the fans, there is a measure for each opponent.

Barcelona: Signed! In terms of strength, Liverpool and Barcelona are far from in form this season. In February, Barcelona will welcome two important injured returns: Samuel Eto'o and Lionel Messi, for Barcelona. This will play a decisive role in the quality of the team, and Liverpool are currently fifth in the league this season, and in terms of strength, the team has a lack of scoring ability, a lack of backline, and a decline in goalkeeper form.

However, for Liverpool, there are three positives. The first is that the team can adjust the existing weaknesses in the winter transfer, and the second is how to reserve physical fitness in the Premier League this season with a winter break. How to proceed with the winter transfer may be the key to Liverpool's success in this battle, thirdly, whether in terms of Liverpool's historical record against Barcelona (2 wins, 3 draws, 1 loss) or Benitez's historical record against Barcelona. The Red Army was still able to gain some confidence; Then there's the away and home fixtures in Liverpool's favour.

Real Madrid: Won! Real Madrid vs Bayern will be seen as the focal point of the 1/8 finals. In the last 4 meetings since 2000, Real Madrid eliminated Bayern 3 times and was eliminated by Bayern once, but from the perspective of the historical record, Real Madrid has 5 wins, 2 draws and 9 losses. But no matter who knocks out the other, it is never easy for the two teams, and even if one side is at a disadvantage, the old grievances will always bring out the potential of the underdog team to the extreme.

Judging by the current situation of the team. Bayern are clearly at their lowest point in recent years, and if they continue in their current form. The league title may also be lost, but for Bayern, the advantage is the same as that of Liverpool, and the away and home schedule will be more advantageous for them. Of course, judging from the current state and strength of the two teams this season, Real Madrid is better than Bayern anyway.

Inter Milan: Winning the lottery! Spain's "Provincial Daily" once joked that Valencia's encounter with a Serie A team is not a question of winning or losing, but how to lose. Indeed, Valencia has a poor record against Serie A teams, especially against Inter Milan, the last three times in the knockout rounds of the European arena and Inter Milan, Valencia were eliminated, just 2 years ago, Valencia was also beaten by Inter Milan in their home stadium with a score of 5-1, after the game, the Italian media was optimistic about the draw results of Inter Milan, but Inter Milan can not forget the lesson of Valencia last season, mature teams should not fall in the same place twice, the lesson of the last time, For Roberto Mancini's side, it should be a good wake-up call.

For Valencia, who are no match for the Ranieri era, the team's current poor record is only due to too many injuries, at one point even reaching double figures, and Valencia's chances against Inter Milan will depend on how they recover from injuries when the Champions League restarts in February.

AC Milan: Signed! Celtic's power-based style of play has been seen in AC Milan in the 04/05 season, and for an in-form AC Milan, they may have met the opponent they most wanted to meet. Won easily 3-1 at home, and drew 0-0 away from home in the case of early qualification and semi-substitute lineup, AC Milan has a good idea of Celtic, and the restraint of possession-based play for power-based play has been confirmed more than once.

However, the current Celtic has improved compared to the strength of the year, for AC Milan's poor defensive ability, afraid of the weakness of set-pieces, Nakamura Shunsuke's free-kick footwork, Hesselinck's ability to fight for points, will be a huge threat, if you want to beat AC Milan upset, Celtic needs to work set-pieces.

Chelsea: Signed! This is no longer the 2004 Porto team with Champions Cup winning experience, although this team still showed good fighting in the previous games, but after all, they are facing Chelsea, Chelsea may "make up" in the winter, Joe Cole can also return before the Champions Cup reopens, Sheva and Ballack still have room to further run in and improve, this Chelsea team is not perfect, but Porto is by no means a team that can stop them.

Arsenal: Winning the lottery! Although Arsenal won the meeting two years ago, it was not easy, and the current fighting power of PSV Eindhoven, especially at home, cannot be underestimated. Koeman's revamp to the squad has taken shape, with Koné and Farfan being lethal up front, and PSV Eindhoven's defence will be re-established when Lame returns from injury to replace Salcido.

Arsenal have the advantage in terms of strength and the schedule of away and home, but PSV Eindhoven will be under much less pressure to win the Eredivisie title than Arsenal will be in the Premier League, PSV can implement the necessary rotation in the league for the Champions Cup, but Arsenal cannot relax on either front.

Manchester United: Signed! The British news agency said that "Manchester United drew the best draw", which may be an exaggeration, as the weaker side in the knockout round, the better the defense, the greater the chance of an upset, and from this point of view, Lille is more difficult to deal with than Porto and Celtic. United failed to find the back of the net against Lille in the two-legged meeting last season, but the Reds' form is very different from what they were then.

In terms of strength and schedule, Manchester United undoubtedly has an advantage, and it is logical to win Lille to advance, but it can draw at home and win AC Milan away, although that victory is in the case that AC Milan has already qualified in advance, but after all, it is still a certain strength of Lille. Whether or not they can cause an upset in the knockout round this time depends more on Lille's defense.

With the Champions League set to resume at the end of February, Milan will now be looking to focus on the league. (To be continued......)