Chapter 160: A Synthesis of God and Idiocy (Ask for Everything!) )

The first day after the dinner came to an end, and a group of Chelsea stars had wanted to live the nightlife of Seoul, South Korea, but most of them chose to go back to their hotels after a long day's work.

There is only a two-day trip to South Korea, not to mention being photographed by the media at night, most people are powerless, and tomorrow's itinerary will be fuller, so it is better to go back and sleep quickly.

Of course, these people don't have Jonk, and it is not easy to come to the East, and they are not chic and chic in the land of the East, and they are really a little blind to their perfect physique that combines both East and West.

The small note during the college interaction came in handy at this time, thinking about it, it feels more reliable than those so-called stars, anyway, a group of professional players don't know any Korean stars, let alone any attraction, as soon as I heard that Jonk had a good introduction, Captain Terry was the first to choose to stay, who else could be next, absolutely indispensable Joe Cole, Drogba was even more killed and did not return to the hotel.

The Korean foursome was immediately established, led by the team leader Joan Ke, and killed in the downtown nightclub area.

When you come to the city center, except for the different skin tones, most of the purposes for coming here are the same, men want to soak MM, girls want to find excitement, it's best to find a golden-rich Abba!

The soft voice made people call Abba several times, and Jonk felt that he was a little called old, why was he a father?

The voice is good, but the problem is that this Korean girl likes to be gnawed by old cows, and Abba and Abba are really hooked.

Anyway, I didn't understand it, but fortunately, the girl in the morning activity brought her sister to kill.

During the day, he still wears a standard school uniform, but he doesn't see anything special. At night, I changed into a hot miniskirt, a pair of beautiful legs are even more snow-white, with a large V-neck and short sleeves. Let a pair of jade rabbits be even brighter.

In Jonke's opinion, the jade rabbit is always crowded by girls, but today this pair is definitely a real rabbit, without adulteration, and when I came to Korea, I was really scared of Terry's teaching, and I thought about the question of authenticity everywhere.

Let's take a look at the Chelsea captain John Terry at this time, where he still looks serious. It's so embarrassing, with a pig brother hugging a girl with the most dinosaur in his arms, laughing so obscenely, what do you want to do is all on your face. Harazi is about to flow out.

You don't need to do this! If there are a few best brothers, the key is that this is obviously a little bit of that, yes, it is Terry on the bus in the morning who said that the dinosaur sister.

The taste is so unique! The girls who were brought in were the most distinctive for Terry to pick up, and the other two were not as tasteful as the captain. The choice is still within the acceptable range of Jonk.

Speaking of which. The three of them and Jonk are really different from each other in the feeling of choosing oriental beauties, who are they, how many of them are the best not to choose, choose this? There's nothing wrong with your brain!

However, Jonk doesn't say much, a person has a person's preferences and aesthetics, and fortunately there is a normal one.

A few people went crazy in the glow-in-the-dark Seoul's Di Bar. No one noticed that there were a lot of people filming in the dark, and it wasn't in the middle of the season. You media love how to come, you can't turn over any flowers, whatever you want.

Play is about having fun, and at the end of the season, no one can say anything, not even the club.

I didn't really do anything, just enjoyed the different style of oriental beauties, and the four of them drank so much that they didn't return to the hotel until late at night.

No accident, the next day's Korean media, British entertainment tabloids, all broke out of Chelsea's chic trip to the Korean foursome, there was not much repercussions at all, the Koreans are very strange, the MM held by Jonk is not bad, the others really dare not compliment, the taste is a bit heavy!

The British side is even more regarded as an entertainment report, after reading it, no one will really take it to heart, after the end of the season, all kinds of players chic, vacation news everywhere, look at the beauty of the same, what can be the reaction.

The next day, the four humming groups appeared in front of the public, Jonke was quite good after all, after all, the foundation was thick, and the other three were angry, and at a glance, they knew that Lu Dao was not honest last night.

Mourinho didn't say anything at all, he didn't approve of this trip to Asia, but there was no way that this was a contract, so it had to be fulfilled, many players could not bring it, he didn't even bring it, and just let them take a holiday.

Another busy day, Chelsea's trip to South Korea finally came to an end, and I left in the evening on a special plane, coming and going in a hurry.

Back in London, disbanded on the spot, those who have national team tasks report to the national team, and those who are going on vacation can start.

Jonk belongs to the former category, and he has to go to the national team for two weeks to train, and then he has to shoot commercials, in fact, there is not much left for himself in the two months of the season break, and a full month is a lot.

Don't forget that there is no winter break in the Premier League, there is only such a month to rest in a year, and professional players are tired enough, especially players from wealthy clubs, and the club has to take care of the national team in many club games, which is even more fatigued.

went to the national team, Jonker's performance was not bad, not as eye-catching as the club, but it was not without good work, Scolari also knew the physical condition of the players, and did not arrange a large amount of training between games, all of which were mainly based on recovery.

After playing two national team games, Jonk had to fly to the United States non-stop to shoot commercials, sad!

But this flight trip is also enjoyable, the first class arranged by Nike, the service there is really good, and a beautiful flight attendant lady smiled sweetly and asked if there is any need for service?

Even if there is no need, the vanity of men is greatly satisfied.

Jonk enjoyed it very much, although the beautiful flight attendants did not recognize his identity as a player, but the young Dorking is certain, the Americans are very practical, and no one will run to the first class to sit in the first class without a certain amount of capital.

Flattery is indispensable, and there are even more explicit and daring, but Jonk is really here to work this time, and if he is on vacation, he swears not to run away, and to take them all.

The location of the advertisement was Niagara Falls, the scenery is very good, but Jonk has no intention of appreciating it at all, shooting commercials is really not his forte, if he just shows his muscles. Just like the previous time, just a few more smiles were done, and he could barely cope.

Damn it or not, the ad has a plot. It's a fantasy blockbuster, with the dragon summoning Earth's players against space creatures, and football is of course the magic weapon to deal with the evil forces of outer space.

The problem is that it's too fantastical, just act, Jonker is not facing a beautiful supermodel at all, to be precise, he hasn't even seen a person. In front of such a beautiful waterfall, make various movements against the air, and talk about dialogue. No one acts like that, and I don't know how many brain cells Dow Jonck died.

I really don't have a talent for acting, but fortunately, the Yankees are very professional and work 8 hours a day. No more, no less. Otherwise, Jonke would be stupid if he wasn't crazy, and he would return to the hotel like this, and he didn't have the heart to be chic, so he hurried to sleep and meet the next day's torture.

Jonke didn't know what he was playing for a long time, and he didn't know what he was playing, and he didn't know the bottom of his heart about the effect of the most finished film, and Ronaldo was filming in another place. The last two parts have to be made together.

Love what's the matter, anyway, it's over. Jonk can finally fly in the sky, and he is free!

I talked to Kerr on the phone a few times first, but who knew that the low tide of the Ludao football event was the golden period of the fashion circle, and Kerr was so busy that he didn't have time to deal with him.

No way, play by yourself! The boyfriend's accusation that he did his best, and he was also notified, and the real vacation began below.

As for any visit, Jonk didn't even think about it, and he was thinking about a place to vacation.

The year before was to go back to Portugal, this year I have to come to something different, the old man Ouyang has been mysterious recently, the old man is not looking for Jonke, he can't contact the old man at all, I originally wanted to go back to do my filial piety, this year can be exempted, a holiday to find a dragon to see the head and end of the old man picking flowers, it is not realistic at all, it is better to play by yourself.

Where to go?

Going to Huaxia? This thought turned for a long time, but he gave up after the last time, the old man Ouyang did not let him easily set foot on the land of Huaxia, although he didn't know what Lu Dao was because of, but Jonke still chose to believe in the old man, and temporarily suppressed the idea of Ou Huaxia to take a walk.

If you can't go to Huaxia, then go? Where to go, simply get it in the United States! Save the back and forth.

The idea came to me immediately, and unlike other players who always like to go to the beach for a vacation and relax, Jonk went to the inland, the famous Las Vegas casino in the United States.

A legendary place for drunken gold fans, not to mention gambling, it is also a good place to enjoy it.

Caesars Palace is located in the Boulevard area, surrounded by one of the most popular shopping malls, the Mall of Rome, where you can admire the international designer fashion displayed in the windows along the antique Roman streets. The marble statue of Caesar in front of the door, the huge fountain and the waiters dressed in ancient Roman costumes make you feel like you're in ancient Rome.

Jonk was also dressed very coolly, and he didn't come here to gamble, but to be chic.

Las Vegas is a crazy place, full of madness, extravagance, and intoxication, and of course beauty is an integral part.

Going in and out of major nightclubs, Jonk is a little lacking in interest, there is really nothing fun, too confused, too much fruit is not fun, it is completely a trick of money, and it has lost its original charm.

After less than a week, Jonk left Las Vegas, and he didn't want to waste his vacation in a lifeless city.

Eventually, Jonker came to Miami again, where the beaches and hot swimsuit MM are famous all over the world, but he didn't rush into the arms of the sea, and found an interesting phenomenon when he came to Miami Jonker, unlike Europe, people here don't seem to care about football, or don't see anyone playing football at all, as long as football is mentioned, Americans want to go to another sport entirely.

Everywhere, you can simply sweat on the side of the street, shirtless, and black guys play basketball.

The sun is shining, tireless, the action is fancy and there are not many screams of swimsuit MM, compared with Europe, the United States is almost a desert of football, as a football player, there is no half of the popularity here at all, and there is no difference between passers-by A and passers-by B.

On the contrary, Jonker had a face close to that of an Oriental, and was peeped at by many blacks with bad intentions, and after taking real action, he was educated well by Jonke.

Today, Jonk also wants to play a different experience and engage in sports that he is not familiar with.

When I came to an open-air basketball court on the edge of the beach, many hot MMs stopped to watch.

Sport does not distinguish between clans and religions, but in this stadium. There is still a bit of a clear distinction between whites and blacks, and blacks and blacks. And not confused.

But just looking at the quality of MM, Jonk still went to the white man composed of big muscular men to find an opportunity, no way, the black girl Jonke Mu has love.

"Friend, can we have fun together!"

Jonker's mentality is very good, and he is also a little self-familiar, and he came over and wanted to join.

"Bullfighting?"

Anthony, who was covered in tattoos, had a bullish face. He didn't even hold Jonker, and asked directly.

"I don't care, I can play any way!"

Jonk himself didn't know the bottom of his heart. I really haven't played basketball before, but I want to try it because it looks fun and attracts MM.

"Brothers, count him in?"

"Let him show his hands!"

"Give him the ball!"

A bunch of people made a fuss. Instead, Jonk got the basketball. It's just that the strength and speed of Anthony's pass are really sudden, Jonk blocked the basketball, accelerated to chase the ball, jumped up in the air, and put his hands on the basket to dunk the ball fiercely.

"O my God! It's so high in the sky! ”

"At first glance, it's raw melons and eggs, and it's gone!"

"Wow, that's MAN!"

It's all about it, and it's not hard to see that Jonck's strength and bounce are very good, but the technique is a bit nondescript. It's either wild or raw, and it's definitely not the kind that has received professional training.

Let's play together!

Jonk has the same example. As soon as he took off his vest, he immediately caused a burst of screams.

There is no trace of fat on the body, very well-proportioned, but not bloated, people who have seen Ronaldo say that Manchester United No. 7 is in perfect shape, but Ronaldo knows his own situation, if you want to say perfect, or the boss's perfection, every muscle seems to have been trained to the extreme, so harmonious, but full of a sense of strength.

Cristiano Ronaldo's perfect body is all trained according to the template of Boss Jonker.

"Yes, it's a bit of a surprise!"

"Let's do it!"

The three-on-three basketball started immediately, and Jonk didn't expect to fit into it easily.

There are no exaggerated tattoos, but Jonk is still so attractive that many MMs are eyed by it.

Basketball is also a sport that relies on the body, and some aspects are actually more focused than football, at least physical contact is everywhere, and the area under the basket is not to be thought about without a good body.

Besides, these white people, nothing else, just looking at the strength and muscle type, they are not weak.

Jonk couldn't dribble the ball, so he could only run to the basket, using his body to make up for the disadvantage in technique, and he didn't feel it when he played football, but when he got to the basketball court, the smell of hot sweat rising from the man still made Jonk very excited.

No one expected that the guys who looked a little thin had been hiding inside, which made it difficult for Junker's companions to play the ball, in fact, they could also pick on Jonker, but they obviously didn't have confidence in their new partners, and almost all of them went it alone.

The result can be imagined, reluctantly shot, brushing out of the basket, Michelle swore that he had blocked the new kid behind him, but no one expected that a figure in front of him, jumped high, and stepped over the 192 Michelle into the basket.

"Boom"

The railings seem to be about to be blown up by the newcomers.

"God, this is still not human?"

"Isn't this a play person, this physical fitness doesn't go to the professional team, come out to play people?"

"It's too fierce, where did this fierce man come from!"

"Perfect, I just like that!"

As soon as MM shouted, many people's faces were a little unbearable, especially Anthony, as the boss of this court, naturally has the right to stop the game.

"Let's fight the bull!"

"Bullfighting!"

It seems that this kind of thing is very common in the court, a group of people shout very neatly, Jonk doesn't care, three sheep is driving, one sheep is also slipping, it doesn't matter.

Looking at his expression, he knew that Jonk agreed.

The onlookers shouted excitedly, as if they were going to have some important game.

MM, who was even more excited, removed the two strips of cloth that were not much, and directly used them as the opening whistle for the start of the bullfight.

It was still the MM who stood in the middle of the two, jumped up and threw the two pieces of cloth high.

Where has Jonck seen this battle, Anthony didn't spare his hand at all, jumped up and grabbed the bikini in his hand, "I'll attack first!" ”

It turned out to be doing this, this is okay, the same as the referee tossing a coin before the start of the football game, or throwing a bikini is interesting, at least Jonke didn't jump, and kept looking at the jumping jade rabbit!

Anthony handed the ball to Jonker, who seemed to understand it and threw it back hard.

At the beginning of the bullfight, Anthony's continuous crotch dribbling combined with feints, and after changing to Jonker, he accelerated directly and prepared to go to the basket.

Who would have thought that Jonk was faster than him, and at this moment people noticed what this person was wearing!

"Hell, this guy is wearing football boots, God, don't you need to ruin three views like this!"

"My Flyer Jordan, I answer Iverson, it's not April Fool's Day?"

"This buddy is amazing!"

I didn't notice that I took the basketball away like this, just looking at the equipment under the feet of this god.

Thankfully, Jonk was wearing a flat soccer boot, or he would have to break his feet, and the concrete floor was not a lawn.

It's not that Jonkto is big, I really haven't played before, I have lived in the youth academy in Lisbon since I was a child, and I watch basketball once less than Americans watch real football.

Quite a few people had already picked up their phones and were ready to record the feat of the gods, and it was Jonker's turn to attack.

Many people laughed with their mobile phones, how can this guy dribble like a half-body, it's so joyful!

Anthony felt that Jonk was here to smash the field, not to mention wearing football boots, but he was playing with him at the moment.

However, this shows even more that Jonke is bold, Anthony subconsciously fished it, who would have thought that he would really fish the ball.

"Oh God! A synthesis of the ball god and the idiot! ”

"No, this guy can't play basketball!"

"Hehe, cow breaker!" (To be continued......)