23rd Shocked Chairman
Jonk is not a person who can manage himself, the house is too big and it is very troublesome to clean, so he never cleans, and regularly hires a special cleaning company to come - as for eating, it is even simpler, he can cook himself, and besides, not far from the Kaka house next door, Jonk often goes out to eat.
Many of his teammates were despised for Jonker's rice-rubbing behavior. Jonk was a little embarrassed, and after not going for a few days, Kaka asked Jonk if he thought Caroline's food was not to his taste.
Jonk said no, but he was embarrassed.
Kaka smiled and said you better go, Caroline rarely met someone who liked her cooking.
Jonker knew that Kaka was a tactful invitation, and in fact, Caroline's Brazilian food was pretty good.
Faced with the big empty house, Jonk was sometimes not as comfortable as the apartment he used to live in in the Netherlands, especially now that it was autumn, and he felt a little cold when he came back from training at night to face this empty, dark house.
Although he is not serious all day long, and he has to be annoyed from time to time, but Jonker is very disdainful of love action movies in the island country, and the reason is too fake, and he can't do it yet, so he never watches those so-called otaku self-masturbation blockbusters.
A little lonely, but deep down he still cherishes and longs for a sincere affection, and he is hesitant to find a genuine girlfriend.
However, it seems to know that Jonk has a large house, which is empty, and soon, his peaceful life is disrupted.
After the match against Sampdoria, it was the national team break. However, there are still several members of AC Milan's squad who do not need to play for the national team, such as captain Maldini. It has to be Seedorf, like Inzaghi.
Speaking of which, this time I really want to thank Scolari, the confidant coach, the Portuguese team now wants to train newcomers, and this time the opponent is not very strong, Scolari did not call in Jonk and C Inzaghi, mainly to train newcomers. It also gives some rest time for the players who have played the whole World Cup and are back in the league immediately.
When the old trio of Milanese, Maldini, Seedorf and Inzaghi, appeared together on the doorstep of Jonker's house, looking at the smug smile on Maldini's face. Jonk vaguely felt that a conspiracy was gradually approaching him, because that smile Jonk was so familiar that he should never be deceived by the captain's honest face, and the captain was by no means easy to play tricks on people. He can be called a tricky expert.
But. Whoever comes is a guest. Jonk could only greet Maldini's surprise visit with a smile.
"That's right, Jonker." Maldini began to say the intention of their visit, "Hearing from Pippo that you are a good cook, we decided to arrange a weekly culinary exchange with you, okay?" ”
Jonk struggled to understand Maldini's words, culinary communication? Why are you still with him? Wait, you didn't ask my permission either.
"Because you're still living alone, and the kitchen is bigger." Maldini seemed to have guessed Jonker's thoughts. Proactive explanation.
Jonk thought about it for a moment and decided to say yes. Thinking about it anyway, once a week won't be too troublesome, anyway, I'm alone at home, it's always empty, a few more people are more popular, and this is also an opportunity to build a good relationship with the big guys. The captain is good to himself, so he can't afford not to give this little face.
Three days later, Jonker discovers that he has made a small mistake in his judgment, why did the weekly cooking exchange become once a day because of the delicious food he cooked? Why is it that Jonk is busy in the kitchen every time, while Maldini takes his two brothers to watch TV in the living room and eat melon seeds? Why haven't they left after three days in a row?
Well, the national team didn't play, but became a chef at home, saying that it was an event, it couldn't be held every day, and the location hadn't changed, so I knew that it was better to go to the national team to play a game!
Thinking that the initiator of this incident must be Inzaghi, Jonker slandered this Pippo for not lifting it these days, don't look at Inzaghi as if he was a handsome boy, in fact, this kid hated, and even rumored to have reached the point where both men and women eat.
After two days of psychological struggle, Jonk decided to reveal his true nature a little. The so-called slightly is nothing more than when Maldini and the others are lying on the sofa watching TV, and Jonk is also sitting and talking nonsense with them, and by the way, watching Inzaghi's face praise little by little, and finally even the captain's stomach protests very angrily.
Seedorf was purely playing soy sauce, and when he heard the captain's stomach protesting, and Inzaghi's face changed again and again there, Jonker was as if nothing happened, and he didn't know that Jonk did it on purpose, and he couldn't help laughing until he was hurting internally.
"I'm hungry." Inzaghi asked Maldini.
Rao is captain is old face, at this time, he is also the old face red, nodded, and then Inzaghi looked at Jonker, which means, hurry up, we are hungry.
Jonk picked up a melon seed, threw it into his mouth, clicked, spit out the skin of the melon seed, and the birds didn't bird these guys who ate and drank.
Sure enough, Jonk was very resolute on this day, and insisted on not cooking. Just when Inzaghi finally couldn't take it anymore and was about to go out to find a place to eat, the phone in Jonck's living room rang.
As soon as he connected the phone, he heard Kaka's voice on the other end of the phone, and the excited grass and mud horse in Jonker's heart was galloping, he covered the microphone and said to Inzaghi, "Kaka asked me to go over to eat, you see-"
Pippo almost snatched the microphone and said to Kaka on the other end, "We'll be there right away." Then he hung up the phone.
Kaka on the other end of the phone was stunned, and his wife Caroline next to her looked at it and asked, "What's wrong, dear?" ”
"Pippo said they would be there soon." Kaka said. Then he saw his wife's surprised expression, and Caroline asked, "Honey, are you sure you heard Pippo say that they are coming soon?" ”
"Of course." Kaka said. Then he saw his wife get up and go to the kitchen, "What are you going to do, darling?" ”
"There will definitely not be enough food today." Caroline said with a wry smile.
"Why?" Kaka asked, he had just returned from the national team. Obviously, he didn't know much about the mixed threesome in Jonk's house in recent days. Caroline must have heard of it, though.
This meal. Jonk ate that heartily, why didn't I think it was such a pleasant thing to mix before?
What Jonker couldn't tolerate was that Inzaghi not only did not relent, but also expanded the members of the mixed eating group he led, and this time, there was a big name who came to eat and drink.
Inzaghi, the Brazilian with the title of alien.
This came as a surprise to everyone. Why is Inzaghi at Kaka's house.
AC Milan have been looking for strikers, and that's true, but no one could have imagined that Milan would be linked with Inzaghi. Jonk couldn't figure out what was wrong, and the others avoided talking about it, only talking about food at the dinner table, and nothing else. There is practically little to say. They're all eating!
However, Tong Guò ate a few times, and Jonk really knew some of the reasons why Inzaghi appeared in Milan, injuries!
The alien is going to treat him for a strange illness in Milan's real room, although the outside world does not know much, but in the football circle, many big-name players know it, just after the World Cup final in '98. Inzaghi seems to have a strange disease, which also directly leads to the increasing weight of the frontline killer.
The '98 World Cup final is still a mystery. Jonker was curious to know how, of course, but it didn't look like Inzaghi was going to reveal anything to the outside world.
On this day, after the training session, Jonk had just returned home when he saw Kaka coming to the door with Inzaghi. Anyway, that's what Kaka said, he said to come to the door, and Jonk said, did you go to the wrong door, Kaka is also good at learning now, your sister, what a good child, now she has also fallen to such a point, and she has learned to eat and drink together, but it is okay to pour it once in a while, it is better than those guys.
Jonk didn't have the face to blow people out or let Brother Rabbit invite them to dinner, but for the sake of Inzaghi being a first-time guest, he endured it, and, when the kitchen was busy, Jonk felt more and more that Kaka was taken by Inzaghi. Brother Rabbit is completely familiar, and he doesn't treat himself as an outsider at all.
While Jonk was busy in the kitchen alone, a man ran in. Jonk looked closely, but it was a shy Kaka.
"Is there anything I can do to help?" Kaka asked politely.
Jonk smiled, "I can do it alone." "He likes honest people.
Kaka spun around the kitchen and smiled sheepishly, "Is there anything to eat then?" I am hungry. ”
Jonk was stunned for a moment, then he pulled out a box of thumb cookies from the cabinet and handed it to Kaka. This is still a gift from the Chinese fans he received.
Kaka didn't take the thumb biscuit, he thought about it with some embarrassment, and finally opened his mouth: "That...... I don't like to eat cookies. ”
"Then it looks like you'll have to wait until dinner, I don't have anything else here but this." Jonk put the thumb biscuit in the cupboard again.
Jonk ignored the episode and continued to be busy, although this guy said that he didn't like these guys to make trouble, but he just said that everyone was willing to make trouble, which also showed that his popularity was good, and Jonk himself felt that his idea was really lacking. However, he still likes to show off when cooking Chinese food, and wants to show off his skills.
While beating eggs, Jonker heard the sound of opening the cabinet and a shudder behind him, he turned around, Inzaghi was holding a biscuit, and when he saw Jonk turn around, he put the biscuit in his mouth in a bit of a panic, and showed a rather embarrassed smile by the way.
"Are you sure you're here for treatment?" Jonk couldn't laugh or cry.
The latter blushed even more, and after a while, he actually finished eating the biscuits, Inzaghi clapped his hands, and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, Jonk, I've eaten them all." Is there water? ”
"Living room, pour it yourself." Jonk said angrily.
Only now did I know that Kaka went into the kitchen just now to find something for this foodie, not to mention getting fatter and fatter, there are already Chinese fans called Fat Luo, this guy's mouth is not idle, he is not fat who is fat.
"Oh." Inzaghi nodded naturally, and after a while, Jonk heard Inzaghi laughing unbridled in the living room. He really wanted to go over and knock out that rabbit tooth of Brother Rabbit Tooth.
However, the only thing that made Jonk happy was that Inzaghi, after eating the meal, was shocked by Jonk, saying that he had never eaten such a delicious meal, which greatly satisfied someone's vanity.
"If you like it, you come often." Jonk said with a smile.
"Uh-huh, uh-huh." Inzaghi shoved a piece of meat into his mouth and nodded violently.
Jonk really wanted to smack himself. Why doesn't this product have the appearance of a top star, if you want to be reserved, you must not be reserved.
After a two-week gap between the national team breaks. Serie A is back in flames.
2006/2007 Serie A Round 7, AC Milan home to Palermo.
Milan fans were excited to see the team play again after two weeks, and the attendance at the San Siro was as high as 80%, which is quite good considering that the opponent is only a team in the middle and lower of the table, Palermo.
The media also relished before the game that the KQ pair were able to score a few goals in today's game. In the eyes of everyone, the attacking power of this team with Jonker, Kaka and Inzaghi is simply terrifying. The only thing that worries people a little is. With the Champions League fixture in the middle of next week, will Carlo Ancelotti stay on for this game?
AC Milan's roster is out, seeing Jonker and Kaka and Inzaghi all on the list. Both the fans and the media are happy.
The progress of the game also seems to indicate that everything is OK. Eleven minutes into the game, Jonk set up Kaka to score a goal to give AC Milan a 1-0 lead over Palermo.
“GOOOOOOOAAAAL! Kaka scored and Milan took a 1-0 lead. They got off to a pretty good start to the game. Jonk assisted, Inzaghi ran to cover and Kaka scored with a shot, which is definitely what AC Milan are most happy to see. The narrator said excitedly.
"AC Milan scored, this game, Palermo is going to suffer a heavy defeat."
The commentators were full of praise for AC Milan and the KR trio. And there is speculation that the Rossoneri could get another big win at home today.
However, until the end of the first half, the score was still 1-0. AC Milan lead Palermo by one goal.
Fifteen minutes passed the intermission.
Ten minutes into the second half, the score was still 1-0.
This time. There was a commotion in the stands at the San Siro Stadium, with huge cheers from the fans and the cameras immediately on the sidelines.
Gilardino was standing on the sidelines, warming up. Pippo greedily breathes the air of this stadium, this is the taste of the game, long time gone, the arena!
Seventy-one minutes into the game, AC Milan made a substitution, with Jonk coming off and Gilardino coming on as a substitute.
The stands at the San Siro Stadium were thunderous, almost everyone stood up, they applauded loudly, and the live radio shouted hoarsely, "Welcome to us-"
Jonk and Gilardino hugged, "Come on." ”
"Thanks, Jonker." Gilardino smiled and patted Jonker on the shoulder, then stepped into the turf of the San Siro stadium and greeted the fans with his raised right hand.
He walked towards the bench and looked back at the pitch from time to time, looking at Gilardino as the Italian nation is now becoming a supporting player in the team, what will he look like when he returns from injury?
Looking at another striker, for Inzaghi, Jonk admires it very much. In his usual training, Inzaghi's hard work and seriousness are visible. At Inzaghi's age, many people have begun to semi-retire and enjoy football with a relaxed and playful mentality, but Inzaghi is not like this, he is as impulsive, so enthusiastic and so hard as a teenage hairy boy.
Although he always eats and drinks, it is undeniable that Jonk still prefers Inzaghi.
The final score of the game was 1-1, with Palermo equalising in the final moments and allowing AC Milan to fly with the three points they almost had in their hands.
However, the biggest controversy of the game occurred in the 83rd minute, when Inzaghi received a through ball from Pirlo and successfully scored a goal against offside, but the referee of this game, Tagliavento, ruled that Inzaghi was offside and the goal was invalidated.
Seeing the referee's decision, Inzaghi was so angry, he rushed to the referee and loudly explained that he was not offside, he was so eager to score, so eager to score, and did not want to miss any possible goal.
Inzaghi's protests were doomed to be futile, and the referee insisted on the penalty and showed a yellow card to the agitated Inzaghi.
The decision drew outrage at the San Siro Stadium, with fans erupting in loud boos. The boo almost rings in the ears.
Just five minutes later, Palermo capitalised on a set-piece opportunity to score the equaliser. One-to-one!
When the whistle of the end of the game sounds. The boos of the entire stadium almost tore through the night sky.
The sad referee left the San Siro almost under police protection.
"Only you see it's offside!" An excited Jonker stood on the sidelines and roared at the referee. He's a goalscorer and he can understand Inzaghi's frustration when the goal was blown away, but unfortunately, the qiē was screwed up by the bastard referee, and the decision also took away two points from AC Milan. Inter Milan are exceptionally solid in the league every game. Every point is crucial, so. It's no wonder that Milan's stars, including Milan, are so angry.
Maldini hurriedly pushed Junkra aside, but fortunately, the referee was unusually wolf at this time under the protection of the security personnel and wanted to flee the court, but he didn't hear it, otherwise Jonk would not have been able to get the cards.
After the game. AC Milan vs Palermo in this match. The referee blew off the controversial penalty for Inzaghi's goal, causing a huge controversy.
AC Milan's official website angrily accused the referee of ruining Inzaghi's iconic goal and leaving AC Milan with two points less.
"Milan Sports Newspaper" analyzed the successive misjudgments suffered by AC Milan this season, pointing out that after the phone gate, the referee became timid, and when facing the giants, he was always too harsh, so that he would make mistakes.
The AC Milan player during an interview with the media. He was also outraged by the decision. Gattuso angrily said that there were people who just didn't want Milan to win. His words caused him big trouble, and he was immediately banned for three league games on charges of maliciously attacking the referee.
AC Milan were not convinced, and they immediately appealed, but based on past experience, it is unlikely that Gattuso's sentence will be commuted.
At the same time, Jonker's loud rant to the referee after the game was also exposed by the Torino Sport newspaper, who proposed an additional punishment to Jonk by the Italian referees committee and the disciplinary committee.
This also caused the AC Milan club and Jonk himself to be furious, and AC Milan said that they had temporarily classified Torino Sport as persona non grata, refusing to allow the media to come to Milanello for an interview.
And Jonke also angrily denounced Torino Sport as a villain who told the truth. The latter ridiculed that Jonk dared to do it and was a coward.
Jonk immediately put down a sentence, "Whether it's a coward or not, I'll know when I go to Turin." "The implication is to kill the killer in the game against Juventus.
Juventus was also shot while lying down, and they are still in the second division!
What about Jonk? Ignoring the media, AC Milan had a big game at home to the San Siro for their third match of the 2006/2007 UEFA Champions League group stage against Anderlecht. After the first two rounds of the group stage, AC Milan won one and drew 4 points, although they are in first place in the standings, but the difference in points has not been opened, AC Milan has figured out that this game has consolidated its leading position in the group, so this game is very important for AC Milan, and if they win this game, they will take the lead in the first place in the group.
The media also hyped the match, saying that AC Milan owner Silvio Berlusconi would come to the San Siro to watch the game, expressing support and praise for the team's recent appearance.
However, in fact, this is wishful thinking from the media and fans, on the night of the game, AC Milan President Silvio Berlusconi did not come to the San Siro Stadium to watch the game, and some beautiful girls were invited by the Milan owner, and Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi invited them to a dinner on his private luxury yacht.
The dinner was very luxurious, extravagant, and successful, and after seeing the extravagant life of the Italian rich, each of these sexy and hot beauties got a 'tip' ranging from 5,000~20,000 euros.
At the end of the dinner, Berlusconi saw his assistant hurrying in!
"What's going on?" The Italian Prime Minister immediately asked.
"The team's game against Anderlecht is over."
"Well, how many than many?"
"Six to zero!!"
"Wow, the boys did a good job." Silvio Berlusconi smiled.
"Did Pippo score?" Berlusconi liked Inzaghi very much and asked with concern.
"No, though, there was an assist."
"Great." Berlusconi nodded, "What's the good news?" What about Kaka? ”
"Kaka scored, scored one." 'Andrea Pirlo also scored, he came on as a substitute for Jonker and scored a good goal. ”
"Great, there are four more, who scored, I guess what, and a couple of lads scored."
"Jonk." Said the assistant.
"What? Jonk also went in for one. Not bad. Berlusconi nodded, he was still happy with Jonker.
"He's got four." Said the assistant.
"What?" Berlusconi was stunned for a moment, then he jumped up, his expression was astonished, and let out a groan, "He went into four alone?!" ”
"In the first half of the game, four were scored in half an hour, to be exact." Then he saw that Mr. Berlusconi's mouth was wide open enough to fit two duck eggs. (To be continued......)