"Oh." Dongzi obediently brushed three packs of white elephant instant noodles. After getting the instant noodles, Toko asked me, "What now?" ”

I said, "Now, follow me." Then I took Dongzi and Ye Yun to the boiling water stove, skillfully put the instant noodles and seasoning packets in the rice bowl, and then took half a jar of boiling water, and they also learned my movements to do this.

Dongzi said, "This is our soup at noon?" It's not enough to drink thin, let's buy some more food, Brother Tao, give me the meal card. ”

I looked at him and had to give him the meal card. Dongzi put down the jar and ran out of the tank with the meal card. After a while, he came back and said, "Brother Tao, you don't have any money here." I said, "Maybe I forgot to charge it, you can use Ye Yun's first." Dongzi took Ye Yun's meal card and ran out of the house again, and came back after a while: "There is no money in this card." ”

Ye Yun took the card back and said, "It's right if you don't have money, can you eat instant noodles if you have money?" ”

Dongzi looked at the two of us in confusion: "What do you mean?" ”

I patted Dongzi on the shoulder and told him with great grief: "There is no money, and Ye Yun and I are gone." ”

Dongzi gasped, looked at me and then at Ye Yun, and seemed a little unconvinced: "Really?

"Really." I nodded.

Dongzi exhaled: "I said it earlier, it's true." ”

We looked at Dongzi in amazement, and I said, "You have money?" ”

Dongzi said: "I don't have any money, but Sister Wen does, we can borrow her meal card first." ”

I said, "You can borrow it once or twice." But how financially capable is she to take care of the three of us all the time? ”

Dongzi thought about it and dismissed this idea. The three of us found Huang Xiaowen, Huang Xiaowen was almost finished, so we sat down and opened the lid, the instant noodles had been soaked, and they smelled very good. Huang Xiaowen said: "How do you eat this? ”

I said, "I'm tired of eating in the cafeteria, so I change the taste once in a while." ”

Huang Xiaowen didn't doubt it, in her eyes, a few of us were not short of money, let alone thought that we had no money to eat. After eating, we went back to the dormitory, and now we had to face the question: we really don't have any money, what should we do next? We may be the saddest boss in history, and we will even worry about living expenses

Dongzi said: "It's really not good, let's collect protection money, there should be no problem with our strength." ”

Ye Yun said: "Pull it down, my uncle has to pinch me to death." ”

Also, Uncle Ye Yun is the director of the Political and Educational Department, and he will never allow Ye Yun to do this kind of thing. After vetoing this idea, we successively vetoed other ideas, such as selling snacks, socks, shampoo at school, etc., because these things require capital, and second, they don't match our identity. After thinking about it, I finally decided on a foolproof solution: borrow money.

Borrowing money is very common among students, of course, it is generally a small amount, five yuan and ten yuan, because the living expenses of students are not much. The three of us were active separately, and the money we borrowed was five or ten dollars. After a busy noon, I basically borrowed all the classmates around me, and finally counted the numbers in the dormitory. Dongzi has twenty-five yuan, I have seventy-five yuan, and Ye Yun has one hundred and fifty yuan. Ye Yun knows a lot of people, and he naturally borrows a lot. The three of us combined were more than two hundred, which was enough for the three of us to spend the week by our standard of living at that time.

After getting through this difficulty, the three of us are relieved, don't worry about money for the time being, next week's things will be talked about next week, maybe Ye Yun's father will be merciful then, maybe there will be dividends in my card? More than 200 yuan is temporarily kept by me, because they both think I am very reliable, and I will not spend or mess around. Of course, I had to be worthy of their trust and put more than two hundred dollars in my pocket.

In the afternoon, we went to Bai Yiyue to tell her stories as usual. Now not only Bai Yiyue is my loyal listener, but Ye Yun and Dongzi have also become my loyal listeners. I paid more and more attention to my eloquence and storytelling methods, and I also borrowed a single player with my classmates to listen to Shan Tianfang's Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties for a few days. In those few days, my storytelling level gradually became perfect, not only telling stories vividly, but also very good at inadvertently exaggerating my status, attracting Ye Yun and Dongzi to praise them again and again: "Brother Tao, you are too awesome." "Wu Tao, your experience is truly legendary."

Of course, if you want to tell a story, you will inevitably have a dry mouth, and you must buy a few bottles of drinks to drink. As soon as I bought it, I had to buy it for the three of them, which was certainly not a matter before, but now I have to be thrifty and thrifty. Later, after careful calculation, it didn't seem to be a big deal, and drinking a few bottles of drinks didn't affect us to get through the week, so I drank it with peace of mind. In those days, we were with Bai Yiyue as long as we were free, and our relationship naturally warmed up little by little, and we gradually became good friends who could talk about a lot of topics, in addition to me telling her my story, she would also talk about some things about their family.

After three days, I told the story of me and Yuanfeng. How did I rescue Yuan Feng from Ah Fu's hands, how did Yuan Feng learn from the bear later, how did Ah Fu beat the falling flowers and flowing water, one by one, it was really enjoyable, and I was excited, thinking back to that time, I was really happy and happy. Dongzi, Ye Yun, and Bai Yiyue were also very excited, and they couldn't help but applaud when they heard the key points. This cycle of excitement is a bit long, and he is still excited when he returns to the dormitory at night, Dongzi even learns what Yuan Feng said to Ah Fu at that time again and again: "Who did you just say to get out of school?" ”

Yuan Feng simply became Dongzi's idol. Dongzi studied it several times, and finally said: "Brother Tao, I want to drink, I want to drink"

As soon as Dongzi said this, my greed was also hooked, and I hadn't drunk for several days, and my spirit was so excited today, I would be sorry for this atmosphere if I didn't drink. I looked at Ye Yun, and Ye Yun also said excitedly: "Then let's drink some." "There were two days off and I still had more than 100 dollars in my pocket. I took out fifty yuan and said, "Let's buy two bottles of wine and live with the rest of the money, okay?" ”

"Okay, okay." Dongzi took the money and ran out.

Fifty dollars isn't enough for a good drink, but it's enough for us. After Dongzi bought it back, the three of us drank it, because the mood was very refreshing, everyone drank very cool, and kept laughing and chatting, which attracted a lot of other brothers. The brothers came, and of course they couldn't let them stand and watch us drink, so they took their glasses and drank with us. When there were too many people, two bottles were not enough, and I was a little drunk, so I took out another fifty yuan and called someone to buy two more bottles of wine. By the time I got it, I was so drunk that I don't remember what happened.

The next day, it was quite late, but Bai Yiyue called me up and asked me why I didn't go to their classroom to continue telling the story. I touched my head that was about to explode and said, "Sister Bai, I drank too much last night, so I'll tell you a story in the afternoon." "After hanging up the phone, I went back to sleep and didn't wake up until almost noon. I went to the cafeteria with a few of them to eat, and it was our turn to fight after Huang Xiaowen fought. Ye Yun and Dongzi pointed to the things on the counter one by one and said, "I want to eat braised fish" and "I want to eat mapo tofu"

"Okay, okay, all to satisfy you." I smiled and reached into my pocket to pull out the cash. Our school can accept meal cards and cash. As soon as I took it out, I took out a piece of five cents, and Ye Yun and Dongzi were stunned. I was also stunned, thinking that I didn't get it right, so I dug it carefully a few times and found that Yu Yu was indeed clean in my pocket.

"Brother Tao, what's going on?" Dongzi's voice trembled a little as he spoke.

I was also a little trembling: "Let's have a lot of wine yesterday?" ”

"It seems like a lot, but I don't remember anything after I drank too much," Toko said, "at least six bottles......

I took this piece of five cents, and said tremblingly: "It's been two days after the last day, can you hold on......

After buying six steamed buns and making three free noodle soups, we sat down and ate slowly. Huang Xiaowen looked at us in surprise: "Do you want to change your taste again?" ”

The three of us nodded with difficulty, none of us wanted to admit that we had no money, and ordinary people would not be able to do such a bad thing. On the way back after eating, I kept apologizing to them: "I'm really sorry, I drank too much and didn't stop." "They didn't blame me, but kept comforting me, saying that the steamed buns were also delicious, and that it was only two days, and it didn't matter if they were hungry.

In the afternoon, we went to look for Bai Yiyue. This time, I didn't buy drinks, I brought a glass of cold boiled water, took a sip when I was thirsty, and then continued. Later, it was time to talk about dealing with Liu Yang in the Western District, and they were all nervous when they heard it. "Yuan Feng and I were lying on the roof, observing Liu Yang's movements in the opposite room, and there was still a minute for Brother Yang and them to make a move. At this moment, there was a sudden sound of footsteps in the alley......"

Speaking of which, I took a sip from the water cup and continued, "I'll go to the toilet, let's come back and continue." ”

"" Dongzi and Ye Yun both shouted. Bai Yiyue also said anxiously: "No, no, you keep talking, who came later, is it Yu Xiaowei?" Did she come to report the news? ”

I enjoyed the feeling and stood up and said, "Wait for me to go to the bathroom." There's a lot of time, so let's talk about it slowly when we come back. ”

It's after two classes, so it's not urgent. I walked slowly towards the door, and Dongzi and Ye Yun followed. The three of us went to the toilet, and since it was the toilet of the sophomore year of high school, we urinated very low-key. While we were urinating, a few students came in and stood behind us silently.