Volume 14 Years Chapter 12 Drunken Hitting the Mountain Gate
Wu Xie and Du Ruo sat in the pavilion and waited for the result, who knew that Duxiu had been gone for several hours, and they didn't know what he had done.
Although this unobtrusive plum blossom essence may have gone to ventilate and report the news, or dragged a group of people to find trouble, they are not afraid of Wu Xie Dan's cultivation, and his strength is comparable to that of a person who has returned Dan for five or six turns; Although Du Ruo was deprived of the humane reward, after finding the way forward, her cultivation has become regular, and her strength has risen instead of falling, and now she still maintains the strength of returning Dan to the second and third turns.
If the two of them joined forces, even if all the major sects in the world could break through, if the demons of the Sea Eyes really had the strength comparable to the major sects, how could they leave in a hurry and not even dare to stay in the East China Sea?
There is no night at the bottom of the sea, and after a long time, both of them have drunk the pot of plum blossom wine left by Duxiu, but he has not returned.
The jug of this plum wine does not look more than a foot high, but there is a lot of space inside, and it is roughly estimated that a pot is at least worth five or six half-person-high wine jars like ordinary restaurants. Wu Xie and Du Ruo talked and laughed, and before they knew it, they drank it up.
Because this wine is very sweet, Du Ruo drank a lot, and at least eighty percent of it was drunk by her. It wasn't until Wu Xie poured her wine again, but found that she couldn't even pour a drop in the wine jug, that she came back to her senses.
"Third sister, how much have you drunk?"
"I didn't feel much......" Du Ruo was a little puzzled, and reached out to take the wine jug, but his body didn't know how to disobey the call, if it wasn't for Wu Xie to hold it in time, he almost fell on his head.
"Something is wrong, I'm a ghost, have you ever seen a drunk ghost?" She was stunned for a moment before she said slowly, "No, no
Of course, Wu Xie had never seen a drunk ghost, but he had never seen a ghost who could drink either.
Ghosts in the world, no matter how high the cultivation is, the wine they drink and the dishes they eat can't be digested, in fact, ghosts can't feel all kinds of tastes at all, drinking wine and eating vegetables or something, it's completely equivalent to storing wine and food in the body.
But Du Ruo was different, when she was still in the Heavenly Book World Realm, she couldn't eat and drink at first, but as she continued to absorb Yin Qi and cultivate, she unconsciously began to be able to truly feel the ups and downs, and regained her ability to eat. Later, after cultivating for many years, and through humane rewards, she condensed into a true body in one fell swoop, and all her actions were no different from ordinary people, Wu Xie even doubted, the reason why she still retains the various abilities of ghosts, is because she is indeed a ghost? Or did she subconsciously use her own supernatural power to manifest these abilities?
He discussed this issue with Jasmine. Although Jasmine could see Du Ruo's cultivation realm and show her the way forward, many details were not clear. She observed Du Ruo for a long time, but she couldn't figure out Wu Jie's questions.
But today, Wu Xie inadvertently obtained a very strong evidence, proving that Du Ruo is no longer a ghost as she thinks, but has been transformed into flesh and blood, and at most retains some ghost abilities.
This proof is that Du Ruo is drunk
Although Du Ruo tried very hard to stand up straight, or at least prove that he was not drunk, everyone knew that drunk people could not do these things. So she held on to the table, staggered to her feet, and staggered a few steps, but finally couldn't hold on, and took a weird front foot tripping back foot as an opportunity, and fell straight down again, falling into Wu Jie's arms.
"You're really drunk."
"It's impossible, I just drank a little bit"
Wu Xie sighed and sighed that there was such a thing as drunkenness, when he didn't feel it, it was just that, once he felt it, the strength of the wine immediately came up, and his brain was involuntarily confused.
Du Ruo was still thinking about the question of "whether ghosts are drunk", but in a blink of an eye, like all drunks, he began to argue about the question of "I'm not drunk".
"Okay, good, not drunk, not drunk."
"Yes, I'm not drunk at all, and I'll have another pot," Du Ruo said, propping himself up and trying to get back up, but he fell harder. Fortunately, Wu Xie is very strong, and he can hold it no matter what, but it won't let her really fall down.
Du Ruo was very satisfied that he hadn't fallen, and sat down again under Wu Jie's half-hugging and half-supporting, and his eyes were a little out of focus staring at the wine jug on the table.
"Hehe, fourth, you really have the ability to only have a pot of wine, and you actually made a few more pots at once"
Wu Xie was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look, and there was obviously only one wine jug on the table.
Du Ruo smiled stupidly and reached out to get the wine jug, but grabbed an empty hand from the wine jug, which was conservatively estimated to be more than half a foot.
"Huh? How so? I obviously caught it" She was stunned for a moment, grabbed a few more, and grabbed the handful.
Du Ruo tilted his head and thought for a while, then suddenly realized, and looked at Wu Xie angrily.
"Fourth, do you take care of your sister because of your ability? You're amazing."
"Huh?" Wu Xie was stunned, but unexpectedly suffered from the pond fish. He and Du Ruo have been together for many years, and they have a tacit understanding with each other, and they understood what she meant in an instant, and they couldn't help crying and laughing.
"I'm not making trouble."
"The bad guys say they're not making trouble"
"I'm not a bad guy, third sister, do you think of me like that?"
"If you don't let me drink, you'll be a badass"
"But there's only a pot of wine on the table, and you've drunk it all."
Hu explained that there are three more ...... No, there are still four pots" Du Ruo's face was as red as if he had been coated with rouge, and the breath he spit out was full of sweet wine, "It's clear that you have used your great powers, so that I can't get the wine jug, you can even move mountains and seas, what is it to hide a few wine jugs"
"Huh? This is simply a crime that you want to add, so there is no excuse" Wu Xie couldn't help but cry out, "Third sister, even if I have the ability, I can't play this kind of trick in front of you, you are also at the level of Jindan."
"What do you mean, 'Okay, your sister and I were originally Jindan powerhouses" Du Ruo raised his hand and knocked on the table, with a look of disgrief, "Anyway, you take out the wine for me"
"I didn't hide it."
"Regardless of whether you hide the wine or not, anyway, bring me the wine" Du Ruo was completely unreasonable, "I want plum blossom wine now"
Wu Xie persuaded a few times, but she had the idea of having a good drink no matter what, so she forced Wu Xie to take out the plum blossom wine. But where did Wu Xie turn into wine? Not to mention that he doesn't know how the plum blossom wine is made, even if he knows the Tao, he won't have time to change it for a while
In desperation, he had no choice but to use the source power of the Heavenly Book World Realm and change another pot of wine.
"Master...... You are too extravagant" Jasmine, who was studying the exercises of the Blood Demon Sect, felt that the source power of the Heavenly Book World Realm had changed, although the amount was very small, but it still alarmed this little miser, she hurriedly ran out, and saw that Wu Xie was using the source power to conjure plum blossom wine, and couldn't help beating her chest, as if she had lost a large sum of money.
Wu Xie was suddenly embarrassed, and used the source power of the Heavenly Book World Realm to change wine and drink, which was indeed a bit of a loser. Especially when he was caught by his own little housekeeper, it was doubly embarrassing.
"This ...... That one...... Jasmine, look at the weather today......
"The master should be diligent and thrifty, and he should not be stingy where he should be used, but he must be thrifty where he should not be used" Jasmine crossed her hands on her waist, and Rory said a lot of long-winded, all in all, I hope he will not be so wasteful, and he must experience this hard-won truth of a drop of source power with his heart, and devote his limited life to unlimited money...... As for the source power earned, what to do? She was very happy to see the source power increase little by little, and she didn't think about anything else at all.
All in all, this is a typical miser mentality, exactly like the legendary Sherlock, Grande, or the Prison Guard, perhaps in detail, but the general spirit is completely the same.
Wu Xie in the Heavenly Book World Realm faced the menacing Jasmine, and outside the Heavenly Book World Realm, he faced the impatient Du Ruo, and for a while he only felt that one head was two big, and he couldn't help but feel sad.
"I must have something wrong with my luck today," he couldn't help but complain, "how unlucky things all came together"
Fortunately, Jasmine is still negotiable, and after making a promise that "the lost source power will be made up as soon as possible", Jasmine finally stopped caring and went back to toss the old man Tianyan. Wu Xie was finally able to bring out the plum blossom wine that he had finally gotten and give it to Du Ruo.
Du Ruo was already impatient, and as soon as the wine jug arrived, he didn't even bother to use the cup, so he drank it directly at the spout for a while. I don't know how much Lu Dao drank, so she put down the flask with satisfaction and gave Wu Xie a thumbs up.
"Good old four, you are really capable"
Wu Xie didn't bother to bother with her Gu Long once said that drunkards are unreasonable, and so are women, so what is more unreasonable than drunkards or women is naturally a drunk woman.
For example, Du Ruo who is smiling at him is Ha Lu Ha Da Lang.
But he doesn't care, it doesn't mean that Du Ruo will let him go. Du Ruo, who was already completely drunk, had a very out-of-the-box way of thinking, and suddenly became unhappy again without knowing how to do it, the reason was that "it's too boring to drink alone, you come to drink with me, the fourth."
Wu Jie's wine volume is not very good, but the plum blossom wine of Duxiu is full of stamina. He drank a lot, and he didn't use his mana to drive away the strength of the wine, and now he felt slightly drunk. Faced with Du Ruo's request, how dare he agree when his family knows about his own family affairs
But Du Ruo was immediately angry, she yelled, opened her teeth and danced her claws, and tried to ask Wu Xie to accompany her to drink.
"We're here to find someone, and if we're all drunk, who's going to find someone?"
"How can you even carry the mountain, what is a mere pot of wine" Du Ruo's eyes were watery, and he didn't know if Lu Dao was angry or sad, "I know that Lu Dao is only willing to drink with that white-haired little girl from the same township, sister, I am old, I am old, and I am old, and I don't like it when you look at it...
"Hey, you look a little younger than Yin Shuang."
"Really?"
"Of course" Yin Shuang of the Netherworld Realm looks like he is twenty-three or fourteen years old, but Du Ruo still maintains the appearance of sixteen or seventeen years old, in comparison, Du Ruo naturally looks younger, and Wu Jie's statement is not false at all.
Although Yin Shuang's physical appearance looks younger than that of the soul, about seventeen or eighteen years old, and he has not completely shed the sense of youthfulness, he is still more mature than Du Ruo, who is sixteen or seventeen years old.
Du Ruo immediately smiled, but then he was unhappy again: "Hey, fourth, do men like mature women?" ”
"There's no such saying, as far as I know, there is a man in the world called 'Lolicon,,I just like little girls who haven't grown up yet."
“…… You mean that I'm one of those little girls who can't grow up? Even if she lives to be 500 years old, she looks like a little girl who has no feminine charm at all? ”
"I didn't say that."
"But that's what you mean"
"No, I'm not Lolita"
“…… So, you still think Yin Shuang is more mature and attractive, right? ”
“…… Third sister, spare me, can't I drink" Wu Xie was forced by her to be exhausted, and reluctantly picked up the wine jug and poured it for himself.
He kind of understood, today Du Ruotie was determined to ask him to accompany him to drink, if he didn't accompany her to drink, then she would definitely make Wu Xie unhappy, very unhappy
With the idea of "using mana to drive away the strength of alcohol after drinking", Wu Jiefang was worried and accompanied Du Ruo to drink a cup of me non-stop.
After a while, he felt that it was a bit boring to drink wine like this, and with the idea that "using a little bit is also a use, it is better to use the surname Suo a little more, and it is nothing extravagant", and used the source power of the Heavenly Book World to change the appetizers.
"No sweets," Du Ruo protested.
Wu Xie didn't bother to discuss whether it was appropriate to drink wine and eat pastries, and with a wave of his hand, there were many sweets on the table.
Du Ruo smiled at this time, eating while drinking, and also showed his unique skills, eating and drinking did not affect his speech clearly at all, and chatted with Wu Xie Tiannan and Beidi.
Wu Xie initially had the idea of "waiting a minute, I will use mana to dispel the strength of the wine", but unconsciously, this idea has been thrown out of the clouds by him, and only the interest of eating, drinking, and chatting is left.
Cup after cup, pot after pot, I don't know how long I ate and drank, how long I talked, Du Ruo finally couldn't drink enough, and after inexplicably bursting into a big laugh, he slipped under the table.
"Hmph, I thought you drank a lot, but that's it" Wu Xie had completely forgotten about the problem of dissipating the strength of the wine at this moment, staggered to his feet, squinted at Du Ruo who was sleeping under the table, and smiled happily, "Isn't my sister amazing?" It's just more than a month older than me, and we're all almost 100 years old, what kind of bullying people for more than a month...... The tiger doesn't threaten you, I'm a sick cat, right, look at you, don't you fall."
He stood there crookedly, leaning sideways, pointing like a halberd, as proud as a general who had won a great battle
It's a pity that there are only him and Du Ruo here, and Du Ruo is already drunk and asleep, he is so proud and handsome, as if the self-respecting posture in the sky and the earth is completely flattering to the blind, which is meaningless.
Wu Xie laughed, and somehow remembered his long-lost apprentice Qin Jing, and couldn't help but mutter: "That person called Duxiu is really hairless and can't do things well, and he has been out of the country for so long, why is there no news at all?" Whether he is alive or dead, and what his whereabouts are, there should always be news
He had the heart to go to Qin Jing alone, but he couldn't rest assured that Du Ruo, who was sleeping, was actually a mess in his mind at this time, and he completely forgot that he could take Du Ruo back to the Heavenly Book World Realm, so he just cast a spell to conjure up a futon, dragged her out from under the table, stuffed her into the quilt, and sat next to him to wait.
"Alas, third sister, third sister, you are usually in a hurry, you don't have the appearance of a girl's family, and you look like a woman when you are asleep......" Looking at Du Ruo's quiet sleeping face, Wu Xie couldn't help but sigh, "If you go on like this, how can you get married?" ”
At this time, he completely forgot about Qingyan Zhenren, who was punched by him and vomited blood because he was suspected of pursuing Du Ruo.
"Actually, if you want to talk about your appearance, you can be regarded as a beauty, especially in the world of our immortal cultivators, a beautiful and capable female monk is really a rare animal that is more precious than a giant panda. For example, the junior sisters in this sect are all very popular, but why don't you attract bees and butterflies at all? ”
If Bai Qingyan has knowledge under the spring, I don't know if he will shake his head and sigh? Or will you reach out and point at yourself and give him a middle finger?
Wu Xie just sat next to Du Ruo, chattering and not knowing what to say, and while talking, he was still holding a wine pot and purring, which was almost exactly the same as Du Ruo's posture just now, and he really deserved to be a good sister and brother who had been together for nearly a hundred years.
I don't know how long it has been, the plum blossom wine in the jug has been added a few times, and he suddenly moved his ears and turned his head to look outside.
A yellow light flew in, turning into a cloaked and embarrassed Duxiu, and shouted far away: "Disaster is coming, disaster is coming"
"Why are you so panicked" Wu Xie stood up proudly, shook it several times, stood firm with the pillar beside him, and shouted angrily with the lines seen from the play, "I have lost the momentum of my army"
"The army? Where did the army come from? Duxiu's train of thought suddenly changed directions, he looked at Wu Xie suspiciously, and then saw Du Ruo lying in the futon, and suddenly realized, hehe.
"I'll just say, where is my sister better than my godsister, everyone is a man, you know"
Wu Xie squinted his eyes, tried to raise his eyebrows, and made a great appearance: "Don't talk nonsense about what you just said, 'Disaster is coming, what's going on?' ”
Before Duxiu could answer, he turned his head to look outside Merlin, only to see the purple qi flowing, the golden light flickering, and a white shadow, which made people feel cold and piercing from a long distance, but there were several Ning Yuan Great Demons coming together, Wu Xie also vaguely felt a deep breath like the sea, among which there was a demon king at the level of Huandan.
"Fellow Daoist, you still take your lady and run away, Boss Jin, Wu Nian, Hai Qing and Hu Guang have all come to trouble you," Duxiu remembered the matter and hurriedly said, "Hu Guang, that guy has already returned the Dan...... No matter how good you are, you can't beat them, so it's only right to hurry up and apply oil to the soles of your feet
"Run?" Wu Jie's eyes widened, and a cold snort came out of his nose, like an angry bullfight, "A certain family has dominated the world for decades, and has never turned its back to the enemy"
"There is a saying that 'a big husband can bend and stretch, and a wishful stick can be soft and hard'......"
"You just watch from here, just a bunch of clowns jumping off the beam, just chickens and dogs" Wu Xie Ha Ha Da Lu laughed, grabbed the wine jug and took a few sips, then threw the wine jug casually, and walked towards the enemy with his head held high, "Watch me crush them"