Shooting a small AV movie really doesn't need technical content. Especially as a "director", in Yi Feiyang's opinion, it seems that the technical content is very low.

In just one day, Bill finished filming this adult version of "SpongeBob SquarePants". For Bill to be such a "fast gunner", Yi Feiyang was a little surprised.

Bill raised his eyebrows proudly and said to Yi Feiyang, "Yi, you don't have to be so surprised. Do you know what I did before I entered the industry? I'm a film student at the University of California! Do you know the great director Spear Burger? I'm his brother's brother! He graduated from our bitch-of-bitch school! ”

"Originally, this school was not bad, but those nasty fellows were illiterate! Fire me! God, I just had a group party at school, and everyone was bare-bottomed together, and there was a little bit of big ~ hemp, and I took out and played a threesome with a female teacher and two female students...... It's that serious, damn it, you even fired me in the end! ”

Yi Feiyang rolled his eyes, this guy shouldn't have been started, it should have been struck by lightning!

"So, I was not convinced, and I told everyone: I, Bill the rabbit, get up from where I fall! Look at me now, haven't I become a director yet?! Hahaha, damn bastards~ bastards, if they knew the truth, I would definitely be angry if I lived so chic and nourishing now! ”

"Alright, Bill, stop bragging! Come, let me see your masterpiece of the day! Yi Feiyang was too lazy to listen to him, and couldn't wait to open the machine to look at the sample tape.

The projector rustled and began to show.

I saw that on the small screen, Big Bird Lucci, Natasha and others were wearing cartoon costumes in fancy costumes, and after a while of nonsense, they began to enter the focus of the majority of masturbation men, women began to undress, and men began to lick women's toes.

Queen Stream?!

stream?!

Bill's approach to filming Bunny is ambiguous. So much so that even a veteran like Yi Feiyang can't see which genre this drama should belong to in the AV classics.

But fortunately, Yi Feiyang has patience and can continue to watch.

It's on the right track, it's finally on the right track!

Just when Yi Feiyang shouted in his heart, let the storm come soon, Natasha, who was stripped naked, suddenly put on her clothes again.

Yi Feiyang was dumbfounded and asked Rabbit Bill: "When was this shot taken, why don't I know Lu Dao?" Is Natasha a human or a goblin, how can she undress fast and get dressed faster? ”

"Oh, dear Yi, you don't know what to do, when you go to the toilet to shout, I have an idea, I think it will be very bad to shoot such a scene too directly, it is better to have a desire to indulge, let the stripped Natasha put the clothes back on, boldly arouse the audience's voyeurism, let them fall into the fantasy space, leisurely, unable to extricate themselves!"

"What fantasy, what space? Can you put it more simply? ”

"Ahem. As a student of the Department of Film Arts, I can tell you very responsibly that blank space is a very important means of making films! ”

Seeing that Bill the Rabbit swore by it, Yi Feiyang had no choice but to nod, "Okay, I admit that your art is difficult to figure out, but I hope you don't mess up this play!" ”

"Don't worry, this drama will only be more perfect, and it will never be messed up!"

……

Yi Feiyang watched the sample tape for about ten minutes, couldn't help it, and asked, "Bill, are you sure this is an adult movie?" ”

Bill nodded, "yes, this is the best adult film I've ever made!" Of course, your wonderful script is indispensable, and I never thought that cartoon characters could be used to wreak havoc in bed! ”

"But your camera ......" Yi Feiyang ignored his sycophants, "dangling...... How does it feel like you're making a documentary? ”

"Ahem, you know, dear Yi, I'm a student in the Department of Cinematic Arts at the University of California! The shooting technique I used was absolutely first-class, very avant-garde and avant-garde! Occasionally, there are some unexpected shots, and that's understandable, isn't it?! Bill swears.

"That's understandable, but what I can't understand is...... Why did Natasha strip naked again, and when Big Bird Lucci was ready to go on the horse fight, you suddenly changed the camera? Yi Feiyang looked at Bill Dao.

Bill: "As I said earlier, I'm a student in the Department of Cinematic Arts at the University of California! That's why I call it 'borrowing'! Misalignment, you know? Sometimes these shots don't need to be realistic, they just need to be shot in different directions, so as to arouse the infinite reverie of the audience, which is what I just said to you...... Anyway, this is the art of cinema! ”

Yi Feiyang was furious, "I'll push your lungs!" I don't know what white space is, and I don't know what dislocation is, and your mouthful of bullshit art! I just know that you have wasted our hard work for a day, and now I want to beat you to the point that your muscles are blank and your bones are misaligned, see if you are still artistic!! ”

"Oh don't, dear Yi! Maybe my shooting technique is a little more avant-garde, but it's not hopeless, right? Bill saw that Yi Feiyang was furious, and knew that this guy was a good man and a woman, and hurriedly begged for mercy.

Yi Feiyang knows what to say, why does this guy owe a lot of debts, he wouldn't lose money even if he didn't make money by making these small movies, but what kind of bullshit art did he pursue!

Is art something that ordinary people can afford to play?!

Except for David Qi, apart from Wang Jiawei, who else in the film industry dares to play so indiscriminately?! Playing art costs money!

You don't have money to burn, how can you engage in art?

The rabbit Bill in front of him is simply a strange figure in the AV world, full of pioneers and avant-gardes, to put it bluntly, it's pure!

Fortunately, from the beginning, I didn't expect him to make any good films!

"Alright, Bill, I don't care how you made the film, now, I'm going to make a deal with this demo, and if it goes well, we can make a fortune! If unlucky, then, you just wait for the chrysanthemum to pop! ”

Bill: "......?! ”

Bill's comprehension skills were superb, and he soon understood what this new word meant, and asked, "Did I blow someone else, or did someone else up?" "What do you say?"

"Ahem, let's discuss, dear Yi! Don't pop chrysanthemums, okay? You can burst my peony flowers, trumpet flowers, black dahlias...... Either when it explodes, can it be...... Borrow?! ”

Iron tears run, begging for tickets, begging for recommendations!!!