What's going on, isn't Huang Jie the boss of the children in the orphanage?

After the candy, the children dispersed, and the three or four teenagers who were about the same age as us said hello and left. Huang Jie took me to visit the places where they ate and lived, and the overall style had a bit of a 90s flavor, showing signs of aging and dilapidation everywhere. I couldn't help but ask him, "Didn't those children know you well just now?" ”

Huang Jie was stunned for a moment, then reacted to who I was talking about, and said: "Oh, I used to know it, but then I went to school in other places, and I didn't come back often, and I also went out to work during the holidays, and the relationship slowly faded." ”

I nodded, indicating that I understood that no matter how good the relationship is, once we are not together for a long time, it will slowly fade. Binzi and I don't call once for half a year, and we can't see each other on vacation, so we will give birth slowly. I said, "It's okay, aren't you going to transfer to No. 3 Middle School right away, and you'll get along with them." ”

Huang Jie smiled: "I hope so." ”

In the evening, it was a meal in the canteen of the orphanage, more than a dozen children were noisy, the older ones were very quiet, and there were seven or eight people who were about the same age as Huang Jie. Huang Jie didn't seem to care, and told me some interesting stories about the orphanage, such as the last time a middle-aged couple came to adopt a child, not only was they arrogant, but they also checked the child's teeth like an animal, let the child jump and jump on the spot, memorize ancient poems, do math problems, and measure IQ, and then they were scolded by their dean.

I laughed and said that your dean is also a temperamental, Huang Jie said no, most of the children in their orphanage are short-tempered, and they just learned from the dean.

The next day, Huang Jie and I went to the monkey again, the scene had been cleaned up, and there was no trace of the two people yesterday at all, the monkey didn't say how to deal with it, and Huang Jie and I didn't ask, just as if this thing had never happened.

Two or three days before the end of the summer vacation, Huang Jie was finally able to split a brick with one palm, and I was able to split a brick with two or three strokes. So, Huang Jie once again proposed to let the monkey teach him to use the knife, and the monkey came over to look at the bricks that the two of us had chopped, but instead shook his head and said, "Huang Jie, you were better than Zuo Fei at the beginning, but then he didn't chop as well." ”

As soon as the monkey's words came out, Huang Jie and I were equally surprised, Huang Jie split a piece with one palm, and I split a piece with two or three palms, how could it be that I was better than him?

The monkey saw the confusion of the two of us, and pointed to the bricks that Huang Jie and I had split and said, "You two see for yourself, is there any difference now?" ”

I looked at Huang Jie's bricks, and then at my bricks, and suddenly I understood. Huang Jie's bricks split in half are always of different sizes, but mine is neat and neat, and the two halves are the same size. But what does it matter? I'm just obsessive-compulsive, every time I split I want to find the middle line, if the two sides of the split are not the same, I will feel uncomfortable, I didn't expect this to become an advantage?

The monkey continued: "There is only one part of the neck that can cause people to faint, and you must find this part accurately, and there can be no deviation, so it is very good for Zuo Fei to be strict with himself to split into two equal halves, which will help him find this position more accurately in the future." ”

I see, I didn't expect my obsessive-compulsive disorder to have this effect?

Huang Jie couldn't help but scold him: "Your sister, I've been splitting like this for two months, and in the end, you told me that the splitting was wrong, why did you go earlier?" ”

The monkey smiled: "I don't want you to wait for Zuo Fei." ”

I was moved and said, "Thank you so much, monkey." He patted Huang Jie's shoulder again: "Let's start all over again, young man." ”

Huang Jie had no choice but to start all over again, pick up a brick and laboriously find the center line, and then split it down, but the result was still two irregular squares. I laughed, laughed upright, and sang proudly: "The vast world is my love, and the flowers are bloom......ing at the foot of the green mountains."

Two days later.

With a "snap", a brick cracked in response to the sound and broke into two neat and equal pieces, as if measured by a ruler.

"yes, that's fine." Huang Jie waved his hand to greet the monkey.

At his feet were dozens of bricks broken in two, neat, and equal.

And I still need two strokes to split a brick. I watched this scene helplessly, Huang Jie took a detour, but the result was still one step faster than me, and I have to admit that the gap between people and people is big...... Obviously, I work just as hard, and my talent is obviously not as good as Huang Jie, which really makes me a little frustrated.

The monkey walked over, looked at the bricks at our feet, and nodded, "It's good, you two are even better than I thought." Okay, I'll tell you exactly how to do it. He touched the back of his neck with his hand, "This place is called the vagus nerve, and if you cut it hard, you will be unconscious, so you can touch it yourself." ”

Huang Jie and I went to touch our necks separately, pressing hard according to the monkey's instructions, and when I pressed a certain Cheng dù, I suddenly felt like a flash of electricity, and my body couldn't help but shiver, and my brain was dizzy.

"Found it, found it!" I couldn't help but exclaim, "I feel the vagus nerve in my vein!" ”

Both Monkey and Huang Jie looked at me in surprise.

I asked curiously, "What are you doing?" Huang Jie, didn't you find it? ”

Huang Jie shook his head: "I don't feel it." ”

The monkey said, "Very few people can feel the vagus nerve for the first time...... Zuo Fei, are you sure you're looking for the right one? ”

When the monkey said this, I was a little unconfident and wondered if I had made a mistake, but after I tentatively described my feelings, the monkey immediately nodded and said, "That's right, you've found the right one." ”

"Haha, I'm ahead of you this time!" I waved my hands at Huang Jie proudly, it's not easy to catch up with him somewhere!

Huang Jie pressed his neck with a puzzled face, but he never seemed to have the feeling I said.

"If you find it, it doesn't mean that you will use a hand knife, everyone's physique is different, and the force used is not the same, some people you just use all your strength to split, and you may not be able to stun others. And this part of the neck is also very important, most people will not let you touch it lightly, so you can still use it when you sneak attack, and it is best not to use it when you are fighting. The monkey babbled a lot, "There is still a long way to go from finding the vagus nerve to really stun others and skillfully using the hand knife......

I've never seen such a verbose monkey, and I can't help but stretch out my palm and slash at the monkey's neck.

With a click, the monkey fell to the ground.

Huang Jie: "......"

Me: "......"

Me: "I, I didn't expect to stun his ...... at once"

Huang Jie: "Don't explain, Zuo Fei, you're hiding too deeply......"

"There really is no ......"

Fortunately, in less than half a minute, the monkey woke up, compared to the fact that he could stun people for an hour or two, my "hand knife" was still too tender. After the monkey woke up, he was still a little stupid, and looked at me and Huang Jie in a daze: "What happened just now, why did I fall asleep properly?" ”

"Zuo Fei stunned you just now." Huang Jie kindly reminded him.

"No way. It's a miracle that Zuo Fei found the vagus nerve for the first time, it is impossible to stun people for the first time, including my brother, who doesn't have this talent. ”

"Really." Huang Jie kindly reminded him.

"Yes?" The monkey looked at me suspiciously.

I had to nod: "It seems to be ......"

"I don't believe it, you can hack me again!" The monkey looked at me with burning eyes.

"Let me try?"

"Come on!"

I raised my palm and slashed at the monkey's neck.

The monkey fell down again.

Huang Jie: "......"

Me: "......"

Huang Jie: "Zuo Fei, I want to kneel down for you." ”

Me: "No, I think it might just be luck." ”

Half a minute later, the monkey jumped again: "Impossible, this can't be!" Zuo Fei, you hack me again, I don't believe it! ”

"Monkey, forget it......" Huang Jie looked at the monkey with pity: "Is it a coincidence once, twice or a coincidence?" ”

"......" the monkey had nothing to say.

Huang Jie touched his neck again: "Why can't I find it?" I don't feel like I'm overpowered. ”

"The vagus nerve is a very small piece, hidden deep under the skin tissue, the size of a sesame seed, so small that it is almost negligible, and it is very difficult to find your own, let alone someone else's...... Some people can't find it in their lifetime, even if they are against the sky, but they still can't use a hand knife, so ......"

Before the monkey could finish speaking, Huang Jie suddenly slashed out with a palm and the monkey's neck fiercely.

Me: "......"

The monkey didn't move, and his eyelids didn't blink: "Can you stop making me a real yàn?" If you two want to do this again, I'll turn my face. ”

Huang Jie looked at his hand: "I really can't find it, this vagus nerve is too weird, right?" ”

"No, I think it's easy to find." I touched my neck again, pressed on a certain spot, and felt another burst of electricity.

"You help me find it." Huang Jie stretched his neck over.

I pressed Huang Jie's neck, and Huang Jie shouted out: "I found it, I found it, I really feel like I was electrified, I'll try it too!" His face was full of excitement, and he touched it himself, but there was still no response, and his face became dark.

The monkey said: "Don't worry, I also touched it for a month, and it is estimated that there are few perverts like Zuo Fei in the world." Take your time, school will start tomorrow, you two will go back to prepare, and we'll see you at the gate of No. 3 Middle School tomorrow! ”

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