When the heavy 50,000 yuan was put in Zhang Ming's hand, he was stunned for a few seconds, and his composure over the years did not make him feel so surprised in front of everyone, after all, what kind of mentality he showed under what circumstances, which made Zhang Ming, who was a man of two lives, still know.

It's just that as soon as he walked out of the gate of Guo's house, Zhang Ming couldn't suppress the excitement in his heart, 50,000 yuan is not a small amount compared to now, and it is definitely more than enough to use it as his first pot of gold, what Zhang Ming is waiting for now is an opportunity, an opportunity to let himself see the future development prospects.

Halfway through, Zhang Ming deposited 50,000 yuan into his bank card, and as soon as he got home, he saw Li Sisi sitting on the sofa with a very calm face: "Where did you go home so late?" ”

"Ah, you're not my mother, why are you asking so much?" Zhang Ming asked incomprehensibly.

"You... Okay, so can you go cook first? I starved to death. Li Sisi wanted to be angry, but suddenly he softened, ran to Zhang Ming's side gently, and took his arm and said coquettishly.

"If I don't cook, you're afraid you'll strangle me today. It's really a defeat for you, knowing that I didn't come back so late, and I don't know how to go downstairs to buy something to eat. Zhang Ming said angrily.

Li Sisi pursed that cute little mouth. He said angrily: "You don't have anything to eat downstairs, only... Only KFC. ”

"HEY, DIDN'T YOU EAT A LOT YESTERDAY? It's also packed, no constipation is enough for you to be lucky, okay! Don't pester me with your hypocritical tenderness, I'm going to cook. Zhang Ming brushed Li Sisi's hand away and walked quickly to the kitchen, going on like this, I don't know what vexatious demands the other party will make.

Zhang Ming was busy in the kitchen for a while, and finally fried a few simple meals, and when they were served outside, the fragrance was overflowing, which tempted Li Sisi. "Zhang Ming, to be honest, you are weaker than me in cooking!"

"You really put BB cream in the coffin, and you want to save face." Zhang Ming smiled helplessly.

Now Li Sisi can't control Zhang Ming's poverty, and he hurriedly sandwiches the dishes on the table and sends them to his mouth, which has nothing to do with the gentle and cute appearance just now.

Li Sisi, who was eating, took out a document from the back of his butt and threw it in front of Zhang Ming, picked it up and looked at it, and asked rhetorically, "What is this?" Cohabitation agreement? No, Li Sisi, you wrote it wrong. ”

"Something is wrong." Li Sisi put down the dishes and chopsticks, snatched the agreement in Zhang Ming's hand and took a look.

"Shouldn't that be a cohabitation agreement between men and women?"

"Get out!"

Li Sisi drank angrily, opened the first page of the agreement, and began to read, "In order to safeguard the country, interests and peace, in order to implement it..." ”

"That's it! Well, don't talk nonsense. I don't know what it has to do with the country, let's talk about the point! Zhang Ming thought to himself what tricks Li Sisi was going to play, couldn't this day not stop?

"Ahem! Cough! Li Sisi pretended to cough, raised his tone, took out his momentum, and said in a straight voice: "Article 1 of the cohabitation agreement between men and women, Party B Zhang Ming cannot enter Party A's Li Sisi's room casually, but Party A Li Sisi can enter Party B's Zhang Ming's room casually. ”

"Protest!"

"Protests are not effective!"

"What's going on?" She is the lawyer and the judge, so what am I? What other rights do I have in this family? Zhang Ming didn't hesitate.

"Article 2 of the cohabitation agreement between men and women, since Party A is still an underage girl, Party B is obliged to undertake all the labor in the family!"

"Protest! Protest! Protest! ”

"Protests are not effective!" Li Sisi glared angrily, and looked at Zhang Ming who was stunned unscrupulously.

Isn't this a letter of agreement at all? This is the Xinchou Treaty, no! I must not compromise, "This.."

"Article 3 of the cohabitation agreement between men and women, when using public goods, Party A should use them first!"

"Resist..."

"Zhang Ming! If you protest again, believe it or not, I'll slap you against the wall and you won't be able to pick it out! This time, before Zhang Ming finished speaking, Li Sisi had already spoken first, standing on the sofa, not caring about the infinite scenery under the little skirt, and once again saw Li Sisi's domineering, Zhang Ming could only be silent!

"Article 189 of the cohabitation agreement between a man and a woman..."

"Article 260 of the cohabitation agreement between men and women..."When Li Sisi finished reading the last agreement, he finally stretched his waist and patted Zhang Ming's body. Hey, Zhang Ming got up and signed! ”

"Huh? What? Oh! Sign. Zhang Ming, who woke up in a daze, hadn't figured out anything yet, and when he picked up the pen in his hand and was about to write down, he suddenly threw the pen on the table, "What to sign, classmate Li Sisi, you have to figure it out, this is my home, and you signed an unequal treaty with me at my house." Are you still human? ”

"Which one is unequal here?" Li Sisi innocently took the agreement and tilted his head to look at it.

"None of them are equal here!" Zhang Ming immediately affirmed without hesitation.

Li Sisi was also angry all of a sudden, but he Zhang Ming insisted on not signing the agreement, and she had no choice but to reply: "Okay, then how do you say to modify the treaty here." ”

Zhang Ming took the agreement and looked at it, and changed it in the first three agreements, "Except for what I modified here, the others are useless, you look here, Party B is not allowed to peek when Party A is taking a bath, I don't know what dirty thoughts you have in your heart, just your flattened poached egg, I will be rare, I don't know who gave you so much courage to write this article, don't tell Liang Jingru, Luo Yufeng once said so." ”

"Zhang Ming, I'm going to strangle you!" Li Sisi didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, jumped directly from the dining table, crossed to the other party's sofa, and rode on Zhang Ming's body with his legs. This posture was extremely bold, but she Li Sisi didn't care, but instead scuffled with Zhang Ming. "I dare to say that I am a poached egg, I will kill you."

"Ahem! Cough! Zhang Ming actually didn't have much pain, but he just wanted to pretend to be oppressed, so he pretended to cough a few times, still shouting unrelentingly. Yours is a poached egg! ”

"What happened to the poached eggs? I... I'm like my dad! ”

"Hahahaha!"

Li Sisi, who was poor in words, let go of his hand, but he was still sitting on Zhang Ming's lap, Zhang Ming, who was smiling, was actually the closest person to Li Sisi's chest, how could it be just a poached egg, otherwise how did the deep ** come about, Zhang Ming was just to be angry Li Sisi, but he didn't expect the other party to admit it, and released such a horizontal sentence, which suddenly made Zhang Ming burst into laughter.

But laughing and laughing, such a big beauty sat on her body, and the male hormones exploded all of a sudden, and Xiao Zhang Ming below started a small movement and suddenly stood up.

Looking at Zhang Ming's evil smile, Li Sisi's crossed legs seemed to have something on top, he reached down and touched it, and quickly withdrew his hand and jumped away, pointing at the upturned little Zhang Ming: "It's disgusting!" ”

"It's none of your business to be disgusting." Zhang Ming replied angrily, because he remembered that Li Sisi later married a doctor who had been chasing her for eight years, and that person was stronger than Zhang Ming in terms of appearance and ability, but what made Zhang Ming wonder was that Li Sisi did not invite him, a good friend, on the day of his wedding.

"It's none of my business, if you have the ability, you can come." Li Sisi puffed up his chest and walked arrogantly in front of Zhang Ming.

Damn it! This is tempting me. Zhang Ming swallowed a mouthful of saliva and forgot it. What doesn't belong to me is still not forced. Looked away and walked into the room: "I only agree to the first three articles of the cohabitation agreement, otherwise it will be invalid." ”

Looking at Zhang Ming who walked into the room, Li Sisi pursed his lips in disappointment. "Colored, colorless and daring!"