Chapter 85: Mitosis (Part 2)

In the afternoon, Liu Xinyan really didn't say a word to Zhang Ming, so angry that Zhang Ming kept rolling his eyes at Wang Shi, as soon as school ended, Zhang Ming and Ge Ye arrested him to his home, directly ignored the dazed Li Sisi, and settled Wang Shi on the sofa, Zhang Ming then educated: "Stone, you can't fall down, it's not a bad thing to be good to your girlfriend, but you can't betray your brother and win the favor of women, in this way, it hurts me, it hurts you, and we really look down on you!" ”

Cut! It's not because I revealed the secret of your cohabitation with Li Sisi, otherwise you wouldn't be so lenient, although Wang Shi was full of disdain in his heart, he replied with extreme sadness: "Brother Ming, I know it's wrong." ”

Ge Ye had already seen Wang Shi's forgetfulness of his friends, and immediately echoed: "What's the use of knowing that it's wrong, I'll forget it tomorrow!" ”

"Leaves! You think I want to! Wang Shi seemed to have exploded, suddenly loud up, his sitting body jumped onto the sofa, stood on the sofa and sighed: "I was also forced, you look at our class, the ratio of men to women is seven to three, always in the same class as the beast, I don't want to go to other classes to dig and leave our class to you!" ”

Zhang Mingzheng wondered how Wang Shi's eloquence and acting skills were so good, and he was about to complain, who knew that Ge Ye was moved by him, and sat next to Wang Shi's lap and said: "Yes, women nowadays are really realistic, they all look ugly like B, and their tone is so high, how can we boys be embarrassed." ”

"Hey, hey, hey! What kind of woman is realistic, this is our woman's ability is strong, and her social status is naturally high, understand? Li Sisi stood aside and heard Ge Ye complaining about a woman, and he was immediately unhappy.

But Li Sisi's words, Zhang Ming didn't like it again. "You girls have a high status? Don't look at how many successful men have been famous since ancient times, don't always talk about that kind of Mulan, Wu Zetian, and don't get bored, remember, it's not you women who have a high status, it's us men who let you women! ”

"Cut, as the saying goes, women conquer the world, men conquer men! It's been true since ancient times. Look at the princes of the Beacon Fire Opera, the concubines who ride the red dust, these classic columns all show that we women are the important people who dominate this world! Li Sisi retorted arrogantly.

Li Sisi's sharp teeth completely gathered the three men on the same front again, and seemed to have completely forgotten the previous thing about criticizing Wang Shi, and Wang Shi also ended up relaxed, in order not to let the atmosphere be cold, the first one stood up and said: "Wrong!" Wrong! Wrong! Do you know how humans came into being? It was God who made Adam, and then Adam made Eve out of his own ribs, so we gay men have a higher status! ”

As soon as the three of them heard Wang Shi's last words, they moved their eyes to him and looked at him puzzled.

After being silent for a long time, Wang Shi came to his senses and immediately defended: "Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue!" The status of our male compatriots is higher! ”

"You know it's a myth, and you're embarrassed to show it as evidence, according to what you say, it goes back 5,000 years, when it was a matriarchal society!" Li Sisi proudly put forward historical allusions, and there is no doubt that this is an ironclad fact.

"Since ancient times, the back waves of the Yangtze River have pushed the front waves, so the matriarchal society is not the same as it does not exist anymore, we are now in the 21st century, you look at our men who go out every day to earn money, and what you eat now is not all mine!" Zhang Ming pointed to Li Sisi's body and said.

Li Sisi smiled proudly: "Yes, so the money you boys earn has to be spent on us girls, doesn't it prove that we women have a high status?" ”

"You..." Zhang Ming pointed at Li Sisi and bit his mouth angrily, seeing the other party's smug smile, he gestured a few times, suppressed his emotions and said: "Yes, you women are amazing, every day you come to open your mouth for food, stretch out your hands for clothes, buy a house, buy a car and buy vegetables are all things that we men should do, you women have a high status, it's okay!" ”

"Yes! I'm afraid I can't afford to buy a house for the rest of my life! Ge Ye's expression was also lost all of a sudden, and he sat on the sofa in despair and sighed, never expecting that his mood would be affected so easily.

Li Sisi was shocked when she saw Ge Ye so negative, and immediately gave Zhang Ming and Wang Shi a look, and the two immediately understood her thoughts, Ge Ye didn't do well in the exam last time, but they had seen Ge Ye's negative appearance with their own eyes, this time Li Sisi immediately stepped forward and said softly: "Ge Ye, in fact, you don't need to worry so much, you don't have to buy a house, in fact, there are many girls who don't care about this." ”

"The girl doesn't care what it matters, it's all her mother's force to buy a house!" Ge Ye asked helplessly, "Your mother is forced?" ”

"I..." As soon as Li Sisi heard this, he was immediately furious, and when he was about to scold, he heard Zhang Ming kick her with his foot, warning her, after Li Sisi received the message, he swallowed this anger, and replied with a smirk and kindness: "My mother is not forced!" ”

"That's good!" Ge Ye didn't care about Li Sisi's smiling face at all, nodded gloomily to himself, and said: "When I was a child, I always had a dream, I wanted to travel around the world, and then when I grew up, I saw the reality of this society clearly. My dream changed, I wanted to buy a house, then marry a woman I loved, sell the house, and use the money to finally take the girl on a trip! ”

The three of them were a little puzzled when they heard Ge Ye's words, Li Sisi still couldn't stand the curiosity, and asked rhetorically, "You bought a house, why did you sell it?" It's not better to take your beloved woman straight on a tour. ”

Ge Ye turned his head and replied lightly: "If you don't have a house, where is your beloved woman?" ”

The three of them were deeply speechless!

The three of them knew that if they continued like this, Ge Ye would only become more and more disappointed in the world, although they didn't know why he always liked to make some inexplicable complaints, but Zhang Ming knew that it was better to stay away from him at the moment, and after sending Wang Shi and Ge Ye away, Zhang Ming closed the door and turned around and asked, "Have you eaten?" ”

"Nope!"

"Do you have class tomorrow?"

"Up!" Li Sisi stood in place and answered his words word by word, and took the initiative to say after half a ring: "If you have anything to say directly, don't be like a girl, twisting and pinching!" ”

Zhang Ming walked up to her and said, "Actually, I still think that men's status is higher than women's!" ”

"Okay, then let me ask you, you were born to your mother!"

"Nonsense!" Zhang Ming has always had a disdainful attitude towards such issues.

Li Sisi spread his hands and said: "That's right, you were born by your mother, so the status of women is high!" ”

"But it wouldn't work without my dad!" Zhang Ming retorted again.

"Haven't you heard of mitosis? Illiterate! ”

Damn, this explanation also works!