Zhang Ming is so red. With naked eyes, how could she stand Mu Qingyan, she clamped her legs completely out of instinct, pressed her hands under her short skirt, and asked angrily: "What do you see?" ”

"What do you think?" Zhang Ming asked a rhetorical question explicitly, threw the diary on the table casually, and said righteously: "My good Teacher Mu, can you think about it carefully?" You're the one who wears pants, can I still see through your clothes? If you ask me like that, of course I'll subconsciously look there! ”

After saying that, Zhang Ming himself felt laughed, he could still talk so high-sounding as a hooligan, but this little teacher's figure is really first-class, and these legs are demonic!

Mu Qingyan seems to have been accustomed to Zhang Ming's preconceived way of speaking, and in the past few days of communication, every time he encounters trouble, he is asked to help solve it, and now when he hears Zhang Ming so eloquent, he has to believe what he said, so he nodded ignorantly.

Zhang Ming chuckled and said, "Say, what do you need to do to pretend to be your boyfriend?" ”

"Well, what should be done?" Mu Qingyan didn't expect Zhang Ming to agree to herself so soon, she didn't think about what this fake boyfriend was going to do, and she didn't know what her boyfriend and girlfriend should do if she hadn't been in love yet. After thinking for a long time to no avail, he replied indiscriminately: "Oh, just do something that men and women should do!" ”

What should men and women do? Zhang Ming silently recited word by word in his heart, wondering if this little teacher was so innocent? This kind of thing can also be said so casually, so I had the idea of molesting the female teacher, and pretended to suddenly realize: "Oh, do what men and women should do, right, that's it!" ”

After speaking, Zhang Ming began to take off his coat, and Mu Qingyan, who was looking at him stupidly, still didn't know what was going on, Zhang Ming felt even more interesting, pulled Mu Qingyan over, and sat on his lap with her very light in both hands.

Mu Qingyan looked at Zhang Ming's actions, and found that he was sitting on the other party's lap, and looked at Zhang Ming, who lowered his head in annoyance, and shouted: "Ah~~~~!" Dead Zhang Ming, you let go of me! ”

"What are you doing! You're going to say something between men and women! ”

Mu Qingyan could still listen to Zhang Ming's explanation, sitting on Zhang Ming's body very restlessly writhing his body, his hands and feet kept waving like an octopus, Zhang Ming was afraid of falling this eldest lady, and he didn't dare to let go easily.

But there is only one result of such entanglement, and that is to stagger!

The tilt and shaking of the chair are getting bigger and bigger, Mu Qingyan accidentally leaned back and completely broke the current balance, Zhang Ming, who was holding Mu Qingyan, had no choice, the two of them rushed forward at the same time, in order not to let Mu Qingyan be hurt, Zhang Ming did his best, turned around in the air, and fell to the ground instead, Mu Qingyan's chest just stuck to Zhang Ming's head.

"Come on, get up, I can't breathe!" Zhang Ming's mouth was blocked by Mu Qingyan's chest, and these words were barely squeezed out by him with all his strength.

Mu Qingyan felt as if countless things were touching her, and hurriedly got up and shouted, "You... You... You, I'm going to kill you! ”

Mu Qingyan has grown up so much, and her family's love for her has always been meticulous, and she can't stand the slightest bullying, but today she feels that her whole body is numb, uncomfortable, and she doesn't know how many times she has had the urge to dismantle Zhang Ming in her heart.

Zhang Ming smiled indifferently. "You said you wanted to do something between men and women, and I did it according to your opinion, am I wrong?"

"I'm talking about watching movies and eating, and I don't want you to do dirty things." Mu Qingyan waved her fist and said viciously,

Zhang Ming stretched out his hands. "Oh, you said it earlier, it seems that I misunderstood you, but you have raised my understanding of you to a higher level, it turns out that you will still know what to do and what not to do between men and women!"

"Nonsense, my mother taught me since I was a child that the most expensive dowry for a woman is her own chastity. Exercise! Do you think I'll not understand? ”

Mu Qingyan's performance today made Zhang Ming a little impressed, especially when he released such a classic and philosophical sentence, he was not at all like his father, he actually took some doughnuts and bananas to do some practical operations when he was a child, it seems that it is still literary and profound!

"Then what do you want me to do, at most I will compensate you physically." Zhang Ming ripped off his coat, revealing his raisins. "Come on, kiss you!"

"You're not ashamed!" Mu Qingyan was not angry but ashamed, turned her head and turned away.

Zhang Ming cut it disdainfully, this level of girl, he 100% believed that he could play with her, unless it was Li Sisi's level, it was another matter, Zhang Ming still remembered saying the same thing to her, who knew that the other party bit her without thinking about it.

See clearly! See clearly! It's not a kiss, it's a bite, and the result can be imagined!

Zhang Ming sighed regretfully, sorted out his clothes, came to her back, and said earnestly: "Teacher Mu, I did it completely for your good." ”

"Good for me? You still want to make excuses, although I don't understand many things, but I know that it is perverts who take advantage! Mu Qingyan replied seriously, but no matter how serious she was, Zhang Ming didn't think she was like a teacher no matter how she looked at it!

"Please don't insult me with such a lowly word as a pervert! I am also dignified, I am also humane! When Zhang Ming heard this, he immediately said angrily.

Mu Qingyan saw him with a straight face, thinking in her heart whether her words were a little heavier. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm not..."

"Lustful people are divided into grades, and perverts are just the lowest level, and there are also lusters on top. Demons, color fairies, color honors! These are all ranked one step at a time, you can describe me, why use such a low-level word to describe me? Aren't you insulting me? Zhang Ming brazenly continued to tease. Lewd. The smile really gave Mu Qing a headache!

She thought that Zhang Ming was angry and explained kindly, but she didn't expect to get such a reply, her mouth was wide enough to stuff an egg, she never thought that someone would still be proud of herself as a pervert, and shook her head in disbelief. "I didn't expect you to change like this. State! All right! You are Sezun! ”

"No, no!" Zhang Ming looked at her and smiled lewdly: "When color reaches a certain level, it is not color, and my current level is already the highest level, known as a body artist!" ”

Strong push, three more, flowers, wood!