What? Li Sisi is talking big?

Absolutely nothing! Zhang Ming definitely dared to swear a poisonous oath this time to assure the person who raised this question! Although Zhang Ming has made countless poisonous oaths in his life, he dares to swear that this poisonous oath is absolutely true!

As Li Sisi's friend for so many years, Zhang Ming certainly knows her family affairs, once when his parents took him to Li Sisi's house to play, he heard the conversation between adults, especially when he heard that Li Sisi's ancestors used to work in the imperial dining room, they were dumbfounded.

Later, when I grew up, I asked Li Sisi to find out, yes, it was a person in the imperial dining room, who had worked in it for eighteen years to burn wood and fire, and finally rose to the point where he could wash vegetables, and he could be a chef, who would have expected that the Eight-Nation Coalition would come in, and the eighteen-year dream would be in vain.

In connection with this matter, think about Li Sisi's cooking, it is purely a cheat!

In fact, Zhang Ming heard Li Sisi fool others about her ancestors more than once, for the sake of being half a girl, Zhang Ming couldn't bear to demolish her, so he had to shake his head helplessly, and was about to go back to the sofa to watch TV.

Syllable!

The sound of the rice bowl falling to the ground frightened Zhang Minggang's buttocks as he sat down. suddenly remembered the scene when Li Sisi came to his house to cook for the first time. "Mom, this is terrible, there are not a few bowls left at home!"

Before he had time to think about anything else, Zhang Ming rushed to the door of the kitchen, only to see Li Sisi looking at him with a smile on his face, and Cheng Jiaqian looking innocent.

The former came to Zhang Ming's face, and saw that his face was cloudy and uncertain, and he was silent. Grinning, he pulled up his arm and kept twisting his body to be coquettish. "Obviously, why didn't you say that I wanted to fall for a long time?"

"I'll smash you in the face!" Zhang Ming immediately scolded, and pulled Li Sisi straight to the living room outside. "I have a grudge against you in the bowl in my mother's kitchen, you have to break a few bowls when you enter the kitchen, and you have to break a few bowls when you enter, you hate the bowl so much, I beg you to hurt others! You go to someone's house and throw a bowl! ”

Zhang Ming finally pulled Li Sisi out of the kitchen, and suddenly felt that the perilous surroundings were safe, and his mood became much calmer, and he took a deep breath and looked at Li Sisi who was pretending to be pitiful in front of him, and he really couldn't cry or laugh.

At this time, Cheng Jiaqian in the kitchen came out, and saw that Zhang Ming blamed Li Sisi as if an adult was teaching a child, and said with a slightly unhappy face: "Zhang Ming, you are a little too much, Sister Sisi just broke a bowl, is it necessary for you to do this?" ”

"That's it, that's it!" Li Sisi immediately continued.

Zhang Ming glared at Li Sisi, although he didn't speak, he could understand the meaning in his eyes, you are still reasonable, right?

Cheng Jiaqian saw Zhang Ming blowing his nose and glaring at Li Sisi again, and her face became more and more unhappy. "Sister Sisi, don't pay attention to him, I have few people, you come in and help me!"

"Eh, don't bother you Li Sisi, I'll just go in and help!" Zhang Ming stopped in front of Li Sisi and said first.

Cheng Jiaqian said again: "No! What I want is a hand that can help me wash the vegetables, the injury on your arm is not healed, you can't be too active, Sister Sisi is still you! ”

After speaking, Cheng Jiaqian stepped forward, took Li Sisi's hand from Zhang Ming's armpit, and walked towards the kitchen angrily.

Cheng Jiaqian's domineering this time was something Zhang Ming had never seen before, but thinking that it shouldn't be a mistake to just let Li Sisi wash the vegetables, could he still wash the dishes, thinking about it, Zhang Ming was a lot more relieved.

Syllable!

When this familiar voice came to mind again, Zhang Ming overturned any reason to forgive Li Sisi, what forgive beauties, what bullshit kills for a thousand years, Lao Tzu must stick a piece of paper on the wall at the door of the kitchen tomorrow, cross the thunder pool, and slash!

Zhang Ming came to the door of the kitchen again with full of anger, the scene inside was exactly the same as last time, but what made Zhang Ming a little embarrassed was that the object was changed this time, and it seemed to be Cheng Jiaqian who broke the bowl, and Li Sisi shook his head and said, "I didn't do it this time!" ”

Cheng Jiaqian woke up from her daze and immediately said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!" ”

Zhang Ming wondered, is a girl born to be the nemesis of my kitchen? Seeing Cheng Jiaqian, who was apologetic in front of her, she had no choice but to smile innocently: "It's okay, I wanted to drop this old bowl for a long time, you did me a favor!" ”

As soon as she heard this, she Li Sisi was not happy. "Hey! Zhang Ming, what do you mean, Xiaoqian will be fine if she drops the bowl, and I will blame if I fall, are you so biased? ”

"I'm not partial, I'm partial!" Zhang Ming said calmly.

"You..." Li Sisi pointed at Zhang Ming, who was so angry that he couldn't speak for a long time.

Zhang Ming said lightly: "Although Jiaqian accidentally broke the bowl, but first, she is a guest, and it is not right to ask guests to cook, shouldn't I be partial?" Second, if she can cook a good dish, then I should be even more partial! ”

Zhang Ming said eloquently, the head was the way, which made Cheng Jiaqian a little embarrassed, but such a red . Naked favoritism towards her made Cheng Jiaqian's heart a little happy, at least she thought that in Zhang Ming's heart, her status was more important than Li Sisi's.

"Besides, didn't you have a hot fight with Jiaqian just now? How can you see her making mistakes now and fanning the flames? Zhang Ming was aggressive, obviously Cheng Jiaqian broke the bowl, but Li Sisi was a little ashamed.

Li Sisi saw that the situation was not good, and of course he was not to be outdone. "Why didn't I treat Xiaoqian as my friend, even if she broke all the bowls here, I wouldn't blame her!"

"That's it! This is my family's bowl, this kind of big talk will be put by anyone! Zhang Ming retorted angrily.

"Don't make any noise, the bowls are broken, and I have to cook. Zhang Ming, you go to the living room to stay first, Sister Sisi, you also go to your own room, as soon as you are here, you won't stop! Cheng Jiaqian said as she pushed Zhang Ming and Li Sisi out.

The two walked out of the kitchen at the same time, and everyone turned their heads towards their respective rooms, and the half-hour separation also made the house quiet, Cheng Jiaqian brought out plates of hot dishes from the kitchen, and Zhang Ming also hurriedly went up to help.

Cheng Jiaqian shouted loudly into the room: "Sister Sisi, come out to eat!" ”

After a while, Li Sisi came out of the room, looked at Zhang Ming, the flame that was about to be extinguished by the two burned again, Zhang Ming sat on the chair and said to himself: "Some people, they haven't done anything, they actually think about eating white food, it's really funny." ”

Zhang Ming said and said, stuffing a piece of dried incense into his mouth, and looked at Li Sisi who came over intentionally or unintentionally.

Seeing that Li Sisi was not ashamed of being ridiculed by himself, and still walked towards here, Zhang Ming said again: "Yes, some people are so brazen, hey! ”

"Hey, who do you say is brazen? I didn't help, what did you do? Li Sisi finally couldn't stand Zhang Ming's provocation.

Zhang Ming said with a smile: "Hey, you're right, I didn't help much, but I bought these dishes, and without me, I wouldn't be able to eat these dishes!" ”

Cheng Jiaqian, who came out of the kitchen with another plate of dishes, said, "Isn't it uncomfortable for the two of you to quarrel for a moment." ”

"Xiaoqian, this matter is none of your business, you don't know!" Li Sisi pondered for a while and said, "Okay, Zhang Ming, I won't eat this meal today, but you will ask me for help in the future, if you sincerely invite me to eat this meal now, I probably won't bother with you!" ”

"Oh, really?" Zhang Ming was shocked: "Then I want to thank you, but I still don't plan to invite you!" ”

"Zhang Ming! You can do it! I'll go out to eat by myself! Li Sisi opened the door and walked out angrily, without even closing the door.

Zhang Ming was still in a hurry to pick up the dishes, and Cheng Jiaqian said reproachfully: "You still haven't chased it!" ”

"Do I need to chase this?" Zhang Ming asked with a faint smile, and began to read silently in his mouth.

“3！”

“2！”

“1！”

"Obviously, you just let me eat this meal! Big deal, next time I'll treat you to a big meal! ”

As soon as Zhang Ming's words fell, Li Sisi ran in from outside the house, and came to Zhang Ming's side in a hurry, seeing that Cheng Jiaqian was stunned, and she read the seconds too punctually!

"Go get the dishes and chopsticks yourself, remember to have a big meal next time!" After Zhang Ming finished speaking, Li Sisi went to the kitchen to get the dishes and chopsticks. However, with her back to Zhang Ming, her face was a little terrifying, as if she wanted to pull Zhang Ming's skin and draw Zhang Ming's tendons.

Do you know why Zhang Ming counts the seconds so accurately? This can only say that he really knows her too well Li Sisi, every time he gets angry and doesn't close the door and goes out, he will come in as long as he counts 321, and besides, what can he eat below, the only restaurant is being renovated, otherwise Li Sisi can only choose KFC that he vomited three times in a row that day.

In contrast, it's still a compromise!