Chapter 132: Rejuvenation Loose Brand Chewing Gum
Zhang Ming was speechless helplessly, he didn't think that Li Sisi would have ulterior motives, so he squatted down reluctantly.
Li Sisi lay on Zhang Ming's back with a smile, slapped Zhang Ming's buttocks, and laughed: "Rack!" ”
"Hey, what do you mean, I'm kind enough to carry you, you treat me as a horse!" When Zhang Ming heard the words in Li Sisi's mouth, she was not happy, she was still working hard, and she began to provoke.
Li Sisi giggled: "No, I'm slapping your ass!" Hee-hee. ”
Wipe! Or treat me like a horse!
In fact, Li Sisi is not heavy at all, and he can fly away on his back. Zhang Mingdu felt that he was a little ashamed that he often scolded her for being fat, and felt that this reason was a bit too unrealistic.
As for her now, she is completely like an ignorant girl, lying on Zhang Ming's quilt and dancing wantonly, posing in various children's poses, making him Zhang Ming always bump left and right when he walks.
So the joking scolding faded away, making the two of them excited to forget that they were in this deep mountain and forest.
"Hey, Zhang Ming, can you walk in a straight line, you are like this, left and right, my eyes are dazzled!" Li Sisi patted Zhang Ming's shoulder and said.
Zhang Ming replied helplessly: "Eldest sister, can you blame me for this?" This is the eighth time your left foot has kicked my little brother because of the chaos, and if I don't guard against you, my life will be kicked by you! ”
"I didn't mean to!" Li Sisi said with a temper. The tone seems to say, I did it on purpose, what can you do?
If it is placed on other boys, there is a beauty like Li Sisi to touch the root of his life, and it will immediately become a spectacular scene of spring breeze blowing and rebirth.
But he Zhang Ming is not uncommon, he smiled evilly, and his shoulders began to swing from side to side, and it was in the summer, and it happened to rub Li Sisi's two white rabbits. "Actually, I didn't mean to!"
"You..." Li Sisi felt the strangeness on his chest, immediately retracted his chest, stared at the back of Zhang Ming's head with gritted teeth, strangled Zhang Ming's neck with both hands, and his whole body hung on his body, with the power of a thousand pounds.
Zhang Ming really couldn't stand it, and he gasped for breath with a red face. "Don't play, don't play, you give it to me!"
Saying that, Zhang Ming directly put Li Sisi on the ground, covered his neck and said uncomfortably: "Have you eaten fake milk powder, and it's not that you haven't touched you, you are excited to be an eggplant!" ”
Li Sisi was thrown on the ground by Zhang Ming and simply didn't get up, raised his head and said arrogantly: "Do you feel anything at the age of four, how can it be counted!" If that's what you say, then I jerked off to you when I was two years old! ”
"Nima, you remember everything you did when you were two years old!" Zhang Ming smiled bitterly in surprise.
"How don't you remember. I still remember..."
"Shh
Li Sisi was about to continue, but suddenly saw Zhang Ming make a boo gesture, the expression on her face suddenly became serious, the evil aura between her eyebrows made her a little restless, and her eyes were nervous and said, "How... What's wrong? ”
"Don't... Move! Zhang Ming made a gesture to slow down the beat, and said in a low voice, he didn't want to put any pressure on Li Sisi, but his eyes involuntarily looked towards Li Sisi's side, and the faint moonlight could still let him see the actions of the guy next to Li Sisi.
Rao is like this, Li Sisi still caught Zhang Ming's eyes, turned his head to look at his gaze, and shouted in fright: "Ah! Snake! ”
Hiss!
"Be careful!"
This call undoubtedly really scared the snake, Zhang Ming's head was instantly short-circuited, the only thing he thought about was not to let Li Sisi get hurt, and reflexively stretched out his hand in front of her, just blocking the mouth of the snake that rushed over.
The teeth bit into Zhang Ming's hand.
"Ahh Zhang Ming screamed in pain, grabbed the snake's neck with his other hand and pulled it violently, peeled it off his hand, and threw it at the tree, killing him directly!
was blocked, as soon as Li Sisi saw Zhang Ming's hand bitten, he was so frightened that he was basically delirious, grabbed his hand and shouted frantically: "You were bitten, you were bitten, what should I do?" Call for help, yes! Wipe! Why is there no signal! ”
Li Sisi kept pounding his mobile phone while scolding.
In Zhang Ming's impression, although Li Sisi is a boy's character, she still rarely swears, unless she encounters something really bad.
Zhang Ming looked at the wound on his hand and said boredly: "Yo, such a big wound." ”
"I'll see!" Li Sisi nervously dragged Zhang Ming over, without thinking about it, he lowered his head and was about to suck Zhang Ming's wound.
"What are you doing!" Zhang Ming shrank violently.
Li Sisi stood up and roared frantically: "Can I do it!" Do you want me to watch you be poisoned? Or is the snake with the triangular head you want to lie to me next is not poisonous, or are you ready to give up on yourself and comfort me that you will be fine, and then let me watch you die, and then let me live in blame for the rest of my life? I'm telling you! I can't! Give me your hand! ”
After Li Sisi roared hysterically, two lines of tears had already flowed from his eyes, and he rushed to Zhang Ming and sucked it on his hand.
Zhang Ming shook her off. "There's something wrong with you! You think this is a TV series, and if you suck it out, you'll be fine, but if you don't suck it clean, you'll be poisoned again! Then how can I save you! ”
"Help me? I don't need you to save me, trust me! I can definitely suck it clean. Li Sisi cried seriously.
"What do I want you to suck dry? I have medicine myself! Zhang Ming took out a pill from his pocket and stuffed it directly into his mouth, since the last time Ge Ye had an accident, he had learned a lesson, that is, he had to bring a pill of rejuvenation powder at any time and at any time, and he didn't expect it to really work.
Otherwise, I was bitten to death by a snake after being reborn, and I really felt a bit cheating.
As soon as he swallowed the pill, Zhang Ming immediately felt much more comfortable, patted the dust on his buttocks and stood up and said, "Let's go, I'm fine, I don't want to run into any snakes again." ”
Li Sisi, who was sitting on the ground, was indifferent at all, his eyes were silently tearful, and his tone was full of self-deprecation: "Do you think you can lie to me like this?" Just eat a piece of gum in your mouth casually, and you can cure your snake venom, Zhang Ming, can't you think about what to do next? Are you so not afraid of death? ”
Seeing Li Sisi looking so lonely, Zhang Ming touched his forehead and really felt that she was in a bunker. He couldn't help but laugh and said, "Chewing gum? Hahahaha! You still want to figure it out! ”
Li Sisi continued to look at the other party with a "you still want to lie to me" look.
"That's rejuvenation. It's a miracle medicine, you don't understand! If it's chewing gum, do you think I'm still chewing? Look, look! Zhang Ming opened his mouth wide and came to her eyes, but Li Sisi still looked at him blankly.
"Holy!" Zhang Ming stomped his feet helplessly, touched his forehead and was completely speechless, am I easy? I don't want to die, someone wants to be buried! "Just believe it, this is really rejuvenation!"
Li Sisi suddenly stood up and said, "I don't care if you are rejuvenation powder or chewing gum, I must suck your hand today!" ”
"Oh, don't! I didn't bring it with me! Zhang Ming hurriedly dodged Li Sisi, ran forward with a smoke, and turned his head in the middle and said with a lewd smile: "Catch me and suck it for you, not only suck your hand, but also suck my third foot for you, hahahaha!" ”