Chapter 213: Scolding my mother-in-law
"To the mountains? Isn't it to investigate the case? What to do in the mountains? Mu Qingyan's big eyes flickered and blinked, like an innocent little girl.
For this kind of little girl with all kinds of innocent expressions, Zhang Ming has no rut at all, and she is a big beauty like Mu Qingyan, Zhang Ming is even more miserable. "Miss, I'm really only limited to you for half an hour."
"Oh good! Good! I'll do it right away! As soon as Mu Qingyan heard Zhang Ming threaten her like this, she immediately drove back in a sports car.
Zhang Ming stood in place and smoked leisurely, throwing them on the ground one after another, and in less than twenty minutes, Mu Qingyan was directly thrown in front of Zhang Ming with a beautiful drift.
At that time, the tire was at most a decimeter away from Zhang Ming's foot, which made him gasp. "I'll fuck your sister, are you fucking driving or driving a rocket, are you so fast? I'm going to scare the pee out of you. ”
Zhang Ming was scolding at Mu Qingyan, who was sitting in an ordinary Volkswagen car, don't ask Zhang Ming why he is so bold, because the windows are closed.
Mu Qingyan rolled down the window and asked, "What did you say, I didn't hear it,"
"Oh, it's okay, I said you drive slowly." Zhang Ming said softly and speechlessly.
"That's fast, that's the slowest I'm usually the least. Get in the car, it's going to get dark. Mu Qingyan waved her hand to Zhang Ming indifferently.
What can Zhang Ming say to her? When I got in the car, I asked, "I bet you drove so fast, you must have run a red light, right?" ”
"How do you know?" Mu Qingyan looked very surprised, turned her face and asked.
Khan, thirty minutes from the time you got here, I've taken into account the speed of your drag racing, Nima! I didn't expect you to come by flying car.
Zhang Ming really didn't bother to answer the question here. "Hurry up and drive, it'll be dark later, go out of the city first."
After saying this, Zhang Ming regretted it, he really shouldn't have asked her to drive faster, this speed is going to catch up with the FI competition, although it is a bit exaggerated, but this really shouldn't be the speed of the car on the road, this little girl is simply playing with her life when driving.
Finally, when there was a red light, Zhang Ming immediately stopped and said: "You, you wait, I'll fasten my seat belt first, and the safety measures for your car must be in place." ”
"It's not that exaggerated, I haven't been in an accident in this long time." Mu Qingyan said with an unhappy face.
That is, a car accident is definitely a human life.
Drip! Drip! Drip! Drip!
"How do you fasten this seat belt, why can't I fasten it?" The red light has changed, and the car behind is constantly honking, but Zhang Ming is still hurriedly fastening his seat belt.
"You can't even wear a seat belt."
"Don't open it first, you help me tie it first, I'm afraid!" Zhang Ming was not shy at all and said it, what kind of face does this Nima have, who knows who sits in this Mu Qingyan's car.
Drip! Drip! Drip! Drip!
"You're so troublesome, the cars behind you have been ringing for a while." Mu Qingyan said with a smile, meaning that it really couldn't be without her.
Zhang Ming didn't like to hear this, so he directly stuck out his head and shouted behind him: "Press your sister, you are in a hurry, you fly over!" ”
"Haha, you're so funny!" Mu Qingyan, who was still wearing her seatbelt, sneered. "How do people fly over?"
Finally fastened the seat belt, Mu Qingyan also immediately started the car, and the car behind chased after him, the car happened to be parallel to Zhang Ming's car, and the owner kept looking into Zhang Ming's car.
Mu Qingyan said without squinting: "The owner of the car who was ridiculed by you just now is looking at you." ”
"What's the matter, I'm still at fault! I'd like to see what kind of person he is. Zhang Ming proudly knocked down the glass and turned his head to look. This was so unbearable that he was so frightened that he immediately retracted his head.
"What's the matter, you're not very arrogant, why are you afraid of being like this now." Mu Qingyan saw Zhang Ming's current state and grinned.
At this moment, Zhang Ming was hiding under the seat, and he didn't even dare to go beyond the window of the car. "Holy, that's... That's my mother-in-law. ”
"What? That's your mother-in-law? You mean you just stuck your head out and scolded your mother-in-law? Hahahahahaha~~! Mu Qingyan suddenly laughed out loud, and the whole person swayed forward and backward.
"You're still smiling, can you help me see if she's still looking at me?" Zhang Ming's whole person was almost stuffed under the position.
"Don't worry, I don't even know which eye on her body isn't looking at you right now!" Mu Qingyan smiled with a beaming look.
"! She looked at me with two eyes. Zhang Ming replied angrily.
"By the way, she's the mom of which of your girlfriends? Are you still pretty? Mu Qingyan didn't have to slow down at the moment, and she kept smiling at Zhang Mingde's mother-in-law.
"Liu Xinyan." Zhang Ming is a little crazy now, even if he mocks his mother-in-law, he is still sitting in another woman's car, if this is misunderstood, it will be a big trouble, Zhang Ming does not dare to guarantee that his mother-in-law's measurement will be greater than that of his father-in-law.
Mu Qingyan nodded meaningfully. "Oh, it's the school girl in high school, I didn't expect you to chase her, I just wanted to talk to her and ask her how she gave birth to such a beautiful and smart daughter."
"Mu Qingyan, don't be arrogant, be careful that I take you there." Zhang Ming said viciously.
"You don't take me there. I'm going to tell her right now that I'm your girlfriend. Mu Qingyan replied not to be outdone.
Damn it! Lao Tzu doesn't believe that he can't win this little girl. "You tell her that I... I.... I'll just write your phone number on the wall! ”
"Just write, I'm not a star anyway, and there won't be a few people harassing me." Mu Qingyan still said arrogantly.
Zhang Ming's face suddenly darkened. said: "Add two more words, apply for a certificate!" ”
Mu Qingyan braked violently, the car stopped directly, Mu Qingyan waited and looked at Zhang Ming proudly with a good look. Because she saw that the car next to her had also stopped.
"Zhang Ming?" Sure enough, the owner of the car walked down, came to Zhang Mingde's car window, and saw Zhang Mingzheng hiding obscenely under the wrong position.
Zhang Ming looked up and shouted with a smile: "Auntie, what a coincidence, I met you here." ”
After Zhang Ming finished speaking, he glared at Mu Qingyan fiercely from the corner of his eyes, and hurriedly pushed the car door down and stood politely in front of Liu Xinyan's mother Taohui. Mu Qingyan also walked down and called Auntie affectionately, damn, is it necessary to call it so intimate? Zhang Ming now wants to kill her.
Tao Hui nodded simply, then turned her head and asked like Zhang Ming. "What did you just say to me in the car..."
"Oh, I'm nothing, really nothing."
"It's really nothing, but I think I heard you say..."
"Oh, I said you better drive. Stay safe. Zhang Ming doesn't know how nervous he is now.
"Oh. The aunt nodded. "And this is..."
"She's not my girlfriend!"
Mu Qingyan's forehead instantly dripped two drops of sweat, aren't you here without three hundred taels of silver?
Zhang Ming realized that he had said the wrong thing, and immediately nervously defended again: "Auntie, I don't mean to say that she is not my girlfriend, phew, she is indeed not my girlfriend, she is my high school homeroom teacher with Xinyan." ”
Tao Hui smiled: "What are you nervous about, I don't blame you for anything, I just confirm that it is you Zhang Mingno, and then look at you, okay, I'll go first, remember to come to the house next time to play." ”
"Auntie, please be safe." Looking at Tao Hui in the distance. Zhang Ming finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Let's go! My aunt also saw it and explained it clearly. Mu Qingyan took the lead in the car.
"Wait, I have one more thing to do."
Without waiting for Mu Qingyan to ask, Zhang Ming came to a stationery store and bought a black pen, Mu Qingyan was shocked, and immediately rushed up and shouted: "Zhang Ming, as long as you write, you will definitely fail this semester." ”
Hang up, this revenge is not a gentleman!
Zhang Ming still did not hesitate to write Mu Qingyan's mobile phone number on the wall with a black pen, and then added two majestic words. Get a certificate!