Li Ji's divine consciousness waited for the two of them, and he greeted the Taoist who flew over alone, and the two met again, and it was not more than a month.

"Brother Dao is in a hurry, don't you stay in the mine for a while?"

Li Ji pretended to say, this statement is also hypocritical, he really has the demeanor of an ancient cultivator, Leng Xuan should have stopped or told him in advance when he calculated him, and in the end he still chose to support his junior sister, this is Li Ji came out alive, changed his hands and was soft, and died in the palace, who did he reason with?

seems to be honest and trustworthy, but in fact, he is indecisive and does not dare to insist, such a character, if he does not fall at both ends, he will suffer a big loss one day! Of course, compared to most two-faced monks, he is still good, and with Garan's identity, he can only respond to things.

"The little brother is here to explain a thing or two to the elder brother, originally I wanted to say it in the mining star, but the elder brother left suddenly, so I had to take the liberty to stop the big driver, don't care!" Because of his own mistakes, he deliberately lowered his figure.

Li Ji waved his hand, pretending to be generous, "Since it has not caused a result, and your junior sister has received a punishment, then this matter will be over, does Brother Dao still think that the younger brother will find old accounts?" ”

Yan Yu said embarrassedly: "Xiaoyou misunderstood, I'm not afraid that Xiaoyou will find a posterior, sword cultivation is very good, and it is famous in the cosmic cultivation world!" I just want to talk to Xiaoyou about my sister,

Her motive for making a rash move, this is indeed very funny to say, and the impact of Daoyou's punishment on her is not as insignificant as Xiaoyou thinks, Xiaoyou's punishment is really forcing my junior sister to a dead end! ”

The metaphor said Leng Xuan's deep-seated motive, and he couldn't understand the meaning of this motive, but Li Ji understood it,

"What sin did this woman suffer when she was a child to be so extreme? The female cultivator who has left the realm of Benkun Dao is not exaggerated to such an extent, right? ”

Words only feel that talking to people in my life has never been so embarrassing, but there are some things that must be said,

"My junior sister hasn't suffered any sins since she was a child, probably because she has read too much books, and her understanding of some maverick and accomplished female cultivators in the history of cultivation has been deviated;

A few years ago, Jialan came to a famous monk, can judge the future, can know life, in private the sister is to ask the monk to divination, the divination shows that the sister and the brother of Nalian Lu are the best fate, a match made in heaven, but there are still some ups and downs, so, my sister has become a little abnormal......

Xiaoyou's punishment, basically cut off my sister's hexagram road, these days are lonely and unhappy, I don't know what she's thinking, do you think, a woman of 100 pounds, Xiaoyou, you let her increase to 200 pounds, is that still a person? It's just a ball of meat, with such a shape, how can a male cultivator be able to see it? ”

Li Ji was speechless when he heard this, and he explained to himself, "Brother Dao, maybe the one in your power can't even talk about Lu Hao?" ”

Yan Yu shook his head, "Xiaoyou thinks that everyone else has the same hobbies as you?" My Senior Brother Lian Lu is the most arrogant person, rich and peerless, extraordinary in appearance, really a person among the gods, how can he look at such a vulgar and fat idiot? ”

Li Ji looked disdainful, and said in his heart, that is not necessarily, Xuanyuan has a peerless martial arts trip, and that is also a fairy-like character from the outside, what is the result? Nothing less is done, go to the East China Sea to make an old witch belly bigger, but he runs away without pressure, and he has to come out to wipe his ass!

Immortal figures? Phew!

But you can't say that, it's too hurtful, "I understand, I understand, my main intention is to punish her for gaining weight, as for gaining a few pounds, it is up to her, adding a pound is also an increase, adding a hundred pounds is also an increase, and I won't talk about it when we meet afterwards, do you think this is good?" ”

Yu Yu was overjoyed, what he was waiting for was Li Ji's words, otherwise her junior sister would not be able to come out to meet people in the future.

"Thank you Xiaoyou, thank you for your understanding, I promise on behalf of my sister here that I will not be the enemy of Xiaoyou in the future, I swear by this!"

Li Ji got cheap, and wanted to sell it, "Actually, I proposed this punishment, not all for disgusting senior sister, but also to help her deepen her understanding of the Great Dao, she is neither willing nor helpless!" ”

Yu Yu was surprised, "Why does this still have anything to do with the Great Dao?" I don't know, and I ask Xiaoyou to teach me! ”

Li Ji pretended to be profound, "The great road in the world, there is no distinction between high and low, if you talk about the origin, there is also a sequence, primordial, chaos, time, space, five elements, creation, destruction, yin and yang!" Yin and Yang is the eighth way, I look at your sister, I also have an appreciation of Yin and Yang, right? ”

Yan Yu nodded, "Xiaoyou's eyes are like torches, indeed, although my junior sister's main path is not yin and yang, but yin and yang are her secondary cultivation paths, and she also spent a lot of time in it, what, what does this have to do with punishment?" ”

Li Ji continued to ask: "Senior brother, do you know, what is yin and yang? ”

The words said: "Although I don't know yin and yang, but I also know some fur, the sympathy of the two qi, the incarnation of all things, there is yin in yang, there is yang in yin, impulse is harmony, up and down, heaven and earth, movement and stillness......"

Li Ji smiled, "Brother Dao only said part of it, but in fact, it is summarized that everything has its own two sides of the same body, which are mutually opposed, interdependent, and inseparable!" Only when there is good can there be bad, only when there is fast can there be slow, only when there is virtuality can there be reality, only when there is movement can there be stillness, and only when there is upper can there be lower...... Only when you are fat is you thin! ”

Yan Yu's eyes widened, "Can you still understand this?" ”

Li Ji's face was unfathomable, "If you want to pass yin and yang, how can you not be fat and thin?" Your junior sister has been thin for hundreds of years, but she doesn't know the magic of this fat, and there is another mystery, the reason why she gained weight is really to help her deeply understand the secret of yin and yang, but you don't know what I mean, it's a pity, it's a pity! ”

"This, this ......" is a little wrong with the intuition of the words, but I can't find the wrong fallacy, what this sword cultivator said, every sentence does not deviate from the avenue, it sounds impeccable, and it is natural.

After thinking about it for a long time, he suddenly woke up, "Xiaoyou also cultivates yin and yang, but why don't you gain weight by yourself?" ”

Li Ji laughed, and the person had drifted away, leaving a sentence, "Because Lao Tzu has a big fist!" ”

Yan Yu almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and after saying it for a long time, the last sentence of his grandmother was the truth! This is the logic of sword cultivation, right?

But he didn't take it too seriously, after all, people have experienced life and death in the palace, and it is not an exaggeration to verbally tease him! It's just that how to tell my junior sister after I go back, is it for her to keep her promise, or is it a joke? The crow won't pursue it anyway!

After thinking about it, somehow, I felt that the nonsense of sword cultivation might not seem to be a good way to persuade me?