Chapter 20: Comrade Policeman, I Want to Turn Myself In!
Giant panda breeding base.
In an office.
The breeder is being interrogated and lectured.
"How? How could a giant panda disappear out of thin air? ”
The leader doesn't believe it.
The breeder spread his hands aggrievedly: "Xiaoxiao has always been like this. It has not had a sense of existence since birth, and even her parents often forget her in the corner, obviously twins, but usually we only seem to remember her brother. ”
"I've had similar things happen a few times before, and sometimes I suddenly remember, what about a smile?"
"Then I was able to find her in some strange places, but something was wrong today, we watched the video just now, she ran to a corner that the surveillance couldn't see, and suddenly disappeared!"
The leader touched his head and muttered for a moment: "This matter must be properly resolved." ”
"I want to inform...... By the way, what is the name of the disappeared giant panda you just mentioned? ”
The keeper looked confused: "Forgot ......"
"Giant pandas? Hey? Are there any giant pandas that have disappeared? I'll take stock again. ”
Ten minutes later.
"Leader, all the pandas seem to be there." The keeper excitedly compares the roster with the pandas.
The leader breathed a sigh of relief: "It's good to be here, it's good to be here." ”
"When you are young, you just don't do things well, and you are shocked, really."
"How could a giant panda disappear!"
……
In the garage.
Xu Nan was really shocked.
He has only seen this large carnivore in the zoo since he was a child, this is a powerful creature with a bite force comparable to that of a brown bear, running at an altitude of two thousand meters above sea level is not inferior to Liu Xiang, climbing trees can climb twenty or thirty meters, can swim easily in water, can sit and play with three or four wolves, and has a powerful creature with a burst of comprehensive force!
It's just that compared with her cute appearance, her strong combat effectiveness has been ignored.
In ancient times, the panda could be called an iron-eating beast, and it was quite aggressive, and it was an absolute opponent of humans.
Such an animal actually makes a living by selling cuteness, which shows how real this world of looking at faces is.
When the giant panda pounced just now, Xu Nan was very nervous, and directly used the spell instantaneous technique to put on a thick mage armor on himself in an instant, ready to harden a wave.
Who knew that the giant panda just made a feint, rushed to Xu Nan's side and stumbled, rolled on the ground twice, sold a cute, and ran back to gnaw on the bamboo.
Xu Nan felt that he must have seen it wrong, so he closed the garage door, took a deep breath for ten seconds, and opened it again.
The giant panda that was gnawing on bamboo glanced at him and said slowly:
"Are you my pet?"
Xu Nan: "Huh? ”
"It's too weak, and you're far from qualified to be my pet at the moment." The giant panda said while gnawing on the bamboo: "Let's start with the most basic servants, this is the master-servant contract, you can take a look." ”
After that, a magic contract was handed over, and Xu Nan really read it carefully, a little incredulous.
With his super charm value, the other party actually bowed without bowing his head, hugging his thighs and crying and shouting to be a little brother, which is simply unscientific!
However, if you think about it carefully, the charm value of the giant panda may not be below you, and even better in some aspects.
Xu Nan thought about it for a while, and directly opened the hidden specialties [Gravitation] and [Radiant].
Who knew that the giant panda threw away the bamboo and sneered: "Why are you so sassy?" Do you think you're a peacock? What I hate the most is the existence of a higher charm than me.,As a magic pet.,I don't understand the truth of setting off the master's demeanor.,Instead, I want to dominate.。 ”
"You go, it's impossible to turn positive in this life."
Xu Nan's forehead jumped slightly: "This is my home, this is my garage!" ”
The giant panda rolled on the ground: "I don't care, from now on this is my home, you have to be responsible for my diet and daily life, by the way, the temperature in this garage is not pleasant enough, you go back and quickly install an air conditioner for me......"
Xu Nan took a deep breath.
There is something clearly wrong with this giant panda, and there is also a problem. Could it be that the advent of the universal world has caused other creatures to change as well?
Or is this giant panda from another world at all?
The problem is, he didn't see the existence of a giant panda in the bloodline of the Ron Warlock at all? This kind of thing is a panda man warrior monk, it's a completely different fantasy world, okay!
"Let's all figure things out first."
Xu Nan calmed down and looked at the creature that seemed to be cute but was actually amazingly lethal: "How did you come to my house?" ”
The giant panda said with disdain: "I heard someone summoning a magic pet, so I ran over." Of course I want to take advantage of the magic pet I picked up for nothing, but you magic pet, I'm not very satisfied, and I want to return it. ”
Xu Nan's head was as big as a fight: "Do you have any misunderstanding about the ritual of summoning demon pets!" ”
In the gentlest words he could, "Theoretically, you're my pet." ”
The giant panda said angrily: "Can you beat me? ”
Xu Nan thought for a while: "Not necessarily. ”
The giant panda is usually very skilled, even if he is now covered in spells, unless he is desperate, he really doesn't know who loses and who wins; And the giant panda in front of him is obviously not a good stubble, it should be a refinement.
Although it is said that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to become a sperm, but the giant panda should be able to make an exception, right?
The giant panda sneered: "That's it, you still want me to be your pet!" With your strength, let's go and practice first. Until I find a new pet, you'll be in charge of my diet. Got it? ”
Xu Nan always felt that something was wrong.
This giant panda obviously knows a lot about the rules of the contract or something, and it is pretending to be crazy and stupid to pay for it!
Although Xu Nan is also very wealthy now, he still refuses to eat the inexplicable loss.
"You, you, I'll give you back right away, no matter where you're from! Don't get in the way of me summoning a pet! ”
Xu Nan's attitude also hardened: "I want a crow or a black cat!" ”
The giant panda was furious: "Crows, black cats? Can those foolish things compare with me? Are these two idiots as cute as me? If you are disrespectful to your master, be careful that I accuse you of stealing national treasures. ”
"Do you know the crime of stealing a national treasure?"
Xu Nan smiled, snapped the ground, and closed the garage door.
His hands trembled a little and began to send WeChat, the target object was of course Xin'er-
"I ordered takeout for lunch today."
[Xin'er: Don't! 】
"Don't make a fuss, call the takeout yourself, let the takeaway guy put the things on the steps, and you can pick it up when he leaves." Winter is coming soon, so take care of yourself. I might ...... I couldn't come back for a while. ”
[Xin'er: ??? 】
"I ...... Went to turn himself in. ”
After that, Xu Nan called directly and waited painfully, and after a while:
"Hey, comrade policeman, I'm going to turn myself in!"
……
"You're saying you stole a giant panda, and this giant panda is right behind you, and he can talk to people?"
The person in charge of receiving Xu Nan's surrender was a very gentle police flower lady, who looked quite young, maybe it didn't take long for her to turn positive.
Xu Nan nodded nervously and asked quietly, "How long will you be sentenced?" Actually, I didn't steal this giant panda, he ran into my yard by himself. ”
Miss Police Flower had a strange face and coughed: "But we didn't see any giant pandas?" ”
Xu Nan was startled, and when he looked back, the giant panda was lying in the corner of the interrogation room eating bamboo, and smiled at Xu Nan evilly, and Xu Nan had goosebumps all over his body.
Xu Nan noticed that he led a giant panda out of the house, and no one made a fuss all the way!
Could it be that this guy will be invisible? And why can't he finish the bamboo in his hand?
"But there really is a giant panda ......," Xu Nan didn't know how to describe the situation.
Miss Police Flower nodded gently, poured a glass of water for Xu Nan, patted him on the shoulder comfortingly, and then walked out of the interrogation room, immediately changed her face, and reprimanded several younger brothers:
"Tell my dad I'm quitting this job! Say that the serious crime team that pursues the murderer is too dangerous, so let the old lady do this kind of work to receive neuropaths? ”
"That kid just said he stole a giant panda!"
"Have you seen any giant pandas?"
Everyone shook their heads in unison.
Miss Police Flower sighed: "Prepare a car for him to go to Daqingshan Mental Hospital, I think he looks very handsome, he lost his mind at a young age, and now send it over, maybe he can be rescued." ”
One of the younger brothers said weakly: "Sister Gillian, the door of your interrogation room is not closed." ”
She turned back in embarrassment, but saw Xu Nan looking at her with a sinking face.
"Call the giant panda breeding base."
Xu Nan remained calm: "Ask them if they have lost any national treasures recently." ”
Miss Police Flower thought about it, and made a phone call in the spirit of being responsible to the end, and the office leader on the other side said that everything is very OK in the operation of the base, what? The giant panda was stolen, something impossible!
Because it was hands-free, Xu Nan also heard the ins and outs.
He was silent, and then dragged the panda out of the police station without saying a word. The young lady wanted to say something, but she didn't have time.
One man and one panda came to the door.
Xu Nan stared at him: "Anyway, what kind of goblin are you?" ”
The giant panda held the bamboo in its mouth and said indistinctly, "I'm smiling." ”
"What kind of goblin is Xiaoxiao." Xu Nan asked.
"A smile is a smile." The giant panda gracefully pushed the door open for Xu Nan, and said proudly while pushing the door: "You can't get rid of me!" Unless I abandon you......"
However, at this moment, her voice suddenly stopped.
Xu Nan was a little surprised to find that on the floor of the living room, a petite figure was sitting there with his knees crossed, staring at the door.
Her tears rippled and there was a thrilling beauty.
The moment she saw Xu Nan, Xin'er's whole person became excited.
"You...... Coming back? ”
It was the first time in so many years that Xin'er had spoken to him face-to-face, and it was also the first time she had stepped out of that small room.
Xu Nan was stunned, he immediately took out his mobile phone, but found countless missed calls and Xin'er's suspicious WeChat!
He was just about to explain something, when a sinister voice suddenly sounded:
"Whew!"
"My master!"
"I am willing to be your demon pet and serve you for the rest of my life!"
But seeing the giant panda smiling and smiling, he took out a contract and handed it over.
Xin'er was so frightened that her face turned pale.
……