The exclamations of the crowd resounded through the heavens and the earth, staring at the altar, the paper villain stretched out his arms and held the wine bowl, and the liquor in the bowl was divided into two from the middle, like a wave of the sea, and the surprise made people can't help but bow and worship.

And the paper piercing person can move, naturally it is the angel's upper body, and the wine is separated, and it is the middle and most essential part of the wine that is enjoyed by the heavenly master. Just when everyone didn't understand, the Taoist priest waved his hand, and the paper pierced the person inexplicably burned, turning into ashes in an instant, and he said loudly: "You have all seen it, the Heavenly Master has gone to hunt ghosts and demons, and the condition of your relatives and friends will improve in the near future, but during this period, everyone should set up a case at home, and you will not go out for three days and three nights, and pray every day, so that the Heavenly Master can feel good to find you, remember, remember!" ”

The Taoist priest looked peaceful, with the face of all sentient beings, and after everyone sincerely kowtowed, they hurriedly dispersed, went home to pray, and were not allowed to go out for three days and three nights, and waited at home for the visit of the heavenly master. The Celestial Master is too busy.

In fact, he knows that this is the scammer's escape, and a few days later, when you realize that you have been deceived, the scammer has already fled.

Feudal superstition kills people! After three days of seclusion, the patient at home may die due to the delay in the disease. At that time, even if you find a liar, the liar will take advantage of the childcare, saying that the illness of the other family's family will be cured, and the heavenly master will personally come to the door to subdue demons and catch ghosts, why is your family dead, because the 'sincerity' you gave at the beginning is only that, people give you one tael for one tael, and you say that the heavenly master can treat you!

The people who were still kneeling on the ground just now dispersed in an instant, and they all wanted to sincerely invite the Heavenly Master into the house and bless the safety of the house, the Taoist priests began to clean up the altar, and the smile between their eyebrows became more and more vigorous, it was precisely because they got carried away that they didn't pay attention, they didn't put out the candle first, and inadvertently leaned too close to their sleeves, and half of their bodies were ignited when they touched it, and a few little Taoist children were so frightened that they couldn't possess their souls, and the last little guy was in a hurry to shout at him, and finally extinguished the flames, but the hair, The eyebrows were all clean, one arm was burned black, and the skin and flesh were blistered, which was very miserable.

Retribution is coming so fast! Liu Li Wa sneered, knowing that there was a lot of white phosphorus hidden in the sleeve of the Taoist priest, and the ignition point of this thing was only forty degrees, if it wasn't for the cold weather, it would burn in the sleeve, just now the Taoist priest got carried away and was too close to the candle flame, so it was strange if it didn't burn.

And his moving paper prickly man is also a pediatric trick, which is made of special oily paper folded, deliberately placed next to the candle flame of the altar, due to the principle of heat, expansion and contraction, it produces elasticity, it looks like the paper prickly man moved by himself, and the strange event that the wine will automatically separate by a hairpin, is also because the Taoist priest did his hands and feet on the hairpin, touching a substance similar to otter gall that can react with water, Liu Li Wa waited every day in later generations to watch the legal program, of course, mainly to watch the anti-pornography program, However, there are not many sweeps, but there are many programs to break feudal superstitions, so he knows these little tricks very well.

The Taoist priest was embarrassed at this time, the back of his hand was almost burned by white phosphorus, he screamed in pain at this time, and there was still boy urine on his face, which was extremely miserable, and several Taoist children next to him were also panicked, and finally the old Taoist priest endured the pain and yelled at the boys: "What are you doing in a daze, why don't you go find Lang Zhong for me!" ”

Cut, he also has to find Langzhong, you can continue to get up the altar and ask a fairy to blow two mouthfuls of fairy gas with a small mouth!

Liu Li Wa has always been watching the excitement on the side, at this time the Taoist priests can't take care of him, the four Taoist boys went to find Lang Zhong according to the words, the old Taoist priest kept blowing cold on his burned arm, there was nothing good to watch, Liu Li Wa was just about to step away, and suddenly saw a little Taoist boy running back in a hurry, and hurriedly said: "Master, master, no!" ”

"The master is no longer good!" The old Taoist priest raised his miserable arm and said angrily.

Xiao Daotong shook his head hurriedly and said, "No, master, great immortal, great immortal......"

"Well, sure enough, you are still sensible and know how to call Master Daxian outside." The old Taoist priest endured the severe pain and did not forget to praise the sensible apprentice.

The apprentice walked too quickly, but now he finally swallowed his saliva, smoothed down, and said, "Daxian didn't mean you, it was the one who called us to liar...... Which great immortal of the spell! ”

The little apprentice was in a hurry and almost told the truth, but the old Taoist priest had a general reflex, knelt on the ground, kowtowed three times, and chanted the words in his mouth: "Amitabha, immeasurable heavenly venerable, may the glory of God shine on the earth forever......"

Liu Li Wa was passing by pretending to be playing soy sauce, and suddenly heard this and almost fell, what's the matter? Why do swindlers have so many beliefs these days? It's a Buddha, a Tao, and a god of light, and they often get together to fight the landlord?

"Disciple, look at your senior brothers, I'll leave this place as soon as possible, that great immortal once said that wherever he is, we believers must avoid it, otherwise we will use the immortal method to collect our Taoism, oops, my arm was suddenly burned, could it be the immortal method of the great immortal?"

The more the old Taoist priest spoke, the more frightened he became, and he hurriedly got up, and read in his mouth: "Great Immortal forgiveness, Xiaodao is willing to follow your glory for the rest of his life, and you will be sheltered......"

He ran as he spoke, dragging an injured arm, and disappeared at the interface in an instant, the little Taoist boy was a little at a loss, looked left and right, and ran in the other direction to find the other senior brothers.

Liu Li Wa was covered with cold sweat, where is this, it turns out that this old Taoist priest's deceptive method was taught by the person who became the 'Great Immortal', and he had an agreement with the Great Immortal that he had to retreat wherever the Great Immortal appeared, this was because the Great Immortal was afraid that he would not be good at learning and appearing in the same place, if his tricks were exposed, it would smash the signboard of the Great Immortal. However, looking at the pious appearance of the old Taoist priest, Liu Li Wa felt strange, how to learn spells from the great immortals, and still believe in him devoutly, what is this, mind control?

Liu Li Wa didn't know why, it was none of his business, he walked forward, didn't go far, he saw a few little apprentices of the old Taoist, gathered together and hurried to go to the master round, Liu Li Wa passed by them, only to hear a little Taoist boy is saying: "I just saw that big immortal, or the same as last time, black gauze cover, mysterious, I heard that this time I am going to the intoxicating building to kill demons and burn fox spirits!" ”