Spit fire!!

This trick is an amazing performance at any time, who dares to try it without extraordinary courage, sufficient preparation and ten years of hard work in the audience.

Especially in this era, as soon as this trick came out, it was immediately shocked by everyone as a miracle, and everyone in the courtyard, including Wu Liniang Shen Drunken Jin Wang Meng, and the outdated immortal chief, all knelt down and worshipped, sincerely worshipping the great god.

In fact, Liu Li Wa is also uncomfortable, his mouth full of tung oil, accidentally swallowed, the power is more violent than gutter oil. And at this time, because his mouth has been soaked in borax water, and borax has the effect of anesthesia and high temperature resistance, so the mouth will be numb and numb The chance is unconscious, fortunately, his lung capacity is developed, and all the tung oil in his mouth is sprayed out in one breath, otherwise the rest of his mouth will be troublesome.

Looking at the sparks on the surface of the well water slowly extinguished, Liu Li Wa finally breathed a sigh of relief, this grand feudal superstition performance is over, I would like to tell you with this story, beware of the use of feudal superstition fraud, encounter things to learn to be calm, objectively analyze problems from a scientific point of view, resolutely implement the concept of scientific and technological development, and vigorously promote the spirit of science and innovation.

At this time, Liu Li Wa's god of war was like perseverance by the well, leaving people with a tall and straight back, in fact, he was thinking in his heart, can this polluted well water be drunk in the future? Feudal superstition not only harms people, but also pollutes the environment!

And the people kneeling behind him looked at his back, and seeing that he didn't speak for a long time, someone asked softly: "Dare to ask Immortal Venerable, can the demon fox be destroyed?" ”

Liu Li Wa nodded weakly, feeling very tired.

But the people behind him didn't feel it, cheered, and bowed to him: "Xianzun Shenwei, save me and other people from fire and water, we are willing to build a temple for Xianzun, and worship every day." ”

"Qi Qi Xianzun, because of the chaos of the demon fox, the villain's father was infected with a vicious disease, and the villain is more willing to give all the family wealth, and I implore the Immortal Zun to give me Jindan holy water, which will take my father's life."

"I beg the Immortal Venerable to give me the golden pill holy water to help me live forever, and the little woman is willing to offer a golden body."

"I beg the Immortal Venerable ......"

Someone took the lead, and for a time all the population rushed to speak, and the demands put forward became more and more shameless, some people hoped that Xianzun would fly with them, some people hoped that Xianzun would give a daughter-in-law, some people hoped to restore their youth, and some people hoped that there would be groups of wives and concubines......

They are treating Xianzun as a charity, and they don't look at which of them looks like Guo Meimei!

People also found that their requirements were becoming more and more greedy, and the immortals were ruthless, especially Liu Li Wa did not say a word for a long time, they were a little panicked in their hearts, their voices gradually subsided, waiting for Liu Li Wa to speak, for a long time, his voice suddenly became hoarse: "The demon fox is a disaster, the epidemic is spreading, if you want to be cured, Dongcheng Hospital!" ”

Liu Li Wa spit out these sixteen words with difficulty, and suddenly his body went limp, and he fell diagonally to the well.

Everyone was shocked, and they didn't understand why the invincible Immortal Venerable could suddenly fall. The Qi Immortal saw the opportunity the fastest, and jumped up. Squatting hard to help Liu Li Wa up, Liu Li Wa was pretending to be dizzy, dead or alive without opening his eyes, and he didn't know who would help him, only smelled a very special fragrance, quiet and lofty, just like the snow lotus on the iceberg, cold and fragrant, making people smell unforgettable.

At this time, there were gossiping voices around: "What's wrong with Lord Xianzun?" ”

"Could it be that the mana was exhausted when the demon was slayed?"

"It may be that our aura in the human world is scarce, and he needs to return to the heavenly realm to have enough aura replenishment, right?"

Liu Li Wa sweated profusely when he heard this, these brothers are all fans of Xianxia. At the same time, a woman spoke: "Quick, carry Lord Xianzun to my house, I have good Lingzhi ginseng at home, which will definitely replenish vitality." ”

"No, let's carry the Immortal Venerable to my room, there is incense in my room to remind the gods."

"No, I heard that it's best to drink milk if you want to replenish your strength, get out of the way, for the sake of Lord Xianzun, let my son drink a sip less today!"

Liu Li Wa listened, he didn't open his eyes, he hummed twice and opened his eyes faintly, the first thing he saw was a touch of whiteness, containing a moist light, the special fragrance continued to pour into the nose, fixed his eyes, the closest to him turned out to be the black gauze covered fairy chief, he turned slightly sideways, and that touch of whiteness disappeared.

Liu Li Wa suddenly felt a chill all over his body, feeling that he had a delusion, he struggled to sit up, his eyes were full of confusion, looking at the people on the three floors and the outer three floors around, his eyes quickly locked on Wu Liniang, who was very nervous in the crowd, scratched his head, and asked weakly: "Boss, we are intoxicated with the business of the building, there are so many people." I have a headache and want to take a day off today. ”

As soon as they heard this, everyone was stupid, why did this Lord Xianzun call the boss lady to this plump and charming woman as soon as he opened his eyes, the boss lady of Lord Xianzun, wouldn't that be the queen mother?

Everyone looked at Wu Liniang with ghost-like eyes, almost looking at her, and she hurriedly spoke: "Liu Xiaoqi? Are you Liu Xiaoqi? ”

Liu Li Wa pretended to be stupid and played with a ghost, scratched his head and said, "Who else is it not me?" What are so many of you looking at me for? I'm most in the heart building, but I don't pick up customers! ”

"Immortal ......," a resentful woman next to her called affectionately.

Liu Li Wa tilted his neck to look at her: "Immortal Chief? You just call me a parent, and I don't pick up customers! ”

Everyone was completely stunned, and in the end, Shen Zuijin was bold, and directly pulled him up, raised his head and crossed his waist, and said: "Liu Xiaoqi, go, wash all the old lady's clothes!" ”

"Yes! Yes, sir! No problem! Liu Li Wa promised a hundred times, with a servile face, and he was about to leave.

Shen Zuijin behind him took a deep breath and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, very worried that he would be burned to ashes by the Immortal Venerable's Samadhi True Fire. However, when she saw Liu Li Wa like this, she was still a little suspicious, how could this guy be so smooth.

But as soon as she saw Liu Li Wa like this, the girl who was intoxicated with the building had a bottom in her heart, this is Liu Xiaoqi, Wu Liniang stopped him cautiously and said, "Liu Xiaoqi, I ask you, where is your hometown?" ”

"My home is in Shanxi, and there are still 300 miles to cross the river!"

"What's in the house?"

"There's soybean sorghum all over the sky!"

The two of them said that they had finished out the folk song tune, but Wu Liniang was sure that this was indeed Liu Xiaoqi, the turtle prince who was intoxicated with the building. She boldly asked, "Do you know what happened here just now?" ”

"Here?" Liu Li Wa scratched his head, looked around, all of them were puzzled, he shook his head: "Yes, what's going on here, why are so many people piled up in the backyard, are we going to expand the intoxicated building?" Are these women new to the school? ”

"Go ......," the ladies and ladies got up and scolded.

"I see!" At this time, the angry immortal chief suddenly spoke: "I think that the immortal venerable who slashed the demon and eliminated the demon was not really mortal, but the original god out of the body and attached to him to subdue the demon, at this time the demon has been eliminated, and the immortal venerable has returned to heaven, and he is just an ordinary person." ”