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Liu Li Wa was hit by the most vicious 'Chrysanthemum Whisk X Hand' in the rivers and lakes again, this time it had nothing to do with 'Liu Xiaozhu', but it made him temporarily paralyzed in his lower limbs.

He sat on the deck, crying and his legs paralyzed, unable to jump ship.

Wu Liniang didn't expect him to be so excited, but she was still deliberately scaring him, pretending to smile wryly and asking: "I said you, it's a beautiful island in the sea, it's a paradise, and there are so many girls with you, this is not what every man wants!" ”

"It's because of so many of you girls that I don't go!" Liu Li Wa said firmly.

At this time, Wu Liniang was completely stunned, with his understanding of Liu Li Wa, this guy peeked at the girl taking a bath at night, and asked the girl to help him take a bath during the day, he would be afraid of many girls?

Wu Liniang sneered: "Are you looking forward to it in your heart, but you deliberately said so, you have to sell it cheaply!" ”

"What's the sellout? I was scared. Liu Li Wa sat paralyzed on the ground and said with a worried face: "The desert island is frightened, who is not afraid." There was a ship that ran into a storm in the sea, and the surviving few people were stranded on a desert island, and there were so many men at that time, but there was only one woman, and a month later the woman committed suicide, and she thought it was too disgusting when this one happened, and after another month, the men buried the woman, and they thought what happened in the month was too disgusting, and after the third month, they dug the woman out again, because they thought what happened in the third month was too disgusting......"

Wu Liniang is a very smart person with many years of work experience in Qinglou, after listening to the disgusting story told by Liu Li Wa, she quickly cried and mourned, endured the nausea, and said fiercely: "You are so disgusting!" ”

Wu Liniang wanted to scare him, but she didn't expect to lead to such a disgusting and connotative story about him, which made Wu Liniang sick to her stomach for a while, and looking at it, Liu Liwa also had to explain in detail how disgusting things have happened to them in the past few months, Wu Liniang hurriedly said: "Okay, I finally escaped from the devil's cave, and I am in a good mood, you must not block me." ”

"What are you afraid of, anyway, we're going to go to a desert island to open up the wasteland, but it's changed slightly, from a woman to a man, to a man to you women, the same thing will definitely happen, it's no harm to know in advance, and you feel more disgusting when the time comes." Liu Li Wa was pointed, and he couldn't stand up for the time being, but he pulled Wu Liniang's skirt and chanted vigorously: "Actually, it's not very disgusting, as long as you separate the time, pay attention to moderation, and move your hands and feet together......"

"That's it!" Wu Liniang couldn't stand it, and at the same time saw it, this guy felt that it was deliberate, he saw his so-called lie about opening up the wasteland early on, and estimated that he was disgusting with the story, and now he really had to sell it cheaply, and he once again solved the problem in laughter and scolding.

"Dog stuff." Wu Liniang rolled her eyes, very moving, scolded very crisply, like an uneducated wife who really lives with you, she is also helpless, Liu Li Wa is too difficult to deal with, he never frowns, you have to lie to him, what you see from his face is always a deceived expression, but then he will always give you a surprise.

This is a typical pretending to be confused, you lie to him, he will do it, but when you are complacent about deceiving him, you find that he is actually playing with you, this kind of person is the most annoying, but also the smartest, Liu Li Wa's this, which makes Wu Liniang love and hate.

"Boss, let's talk about it first." Liu Li Wa is a cheap and well-behaved person, he said seriously: "When I get to the desert island, I don't do anything about cultivating land and building houses, I am mainly responsible for reproduction!" ”

"Phew, you're beautiful." Wu Liniang stretched out her finger and poked at Liu Li Wa's head, this time Liu Li Wa was so frightened that his face was pale, and he was invincible in the world, but in terms of force, he also had the strength to fight, but in the face of the terrifying chrysanthemum in the rivers and lakes, he could only be abused.

"Eldest sister, you poked me in the lower abdomen just now, and I was hard. You poked me in the back, I was paralyzed, you poked me in the head now, you won't be stupid, right? Liu Li Wa was indeed a little scared.

When Wu Liniang saw his face, she finally smiled, and she had a feeling of turning defeat into victory, which also shows that strong force is really strong.

"Yo, it's not easy, it turns out that you are also afraid, afraid of poking!" Wu Liniang pursed her lips and smiled, this is a side that she has never seen in the intoxicating building before, a bunch of peach blossom eyes are curved like the moon, seductive, and the plump delicate body is like a flower branch trembling.

Liu Li Wa muttered in a low voice: "Hmph, I'm definitely afraid of poking, but you're definitely not afraid, and the more you poke, the happier you are!" ”

"You're going to have no heart to the end." Wu Liniang said fiercely: "It is extremely dangerous for us to go to Nanchuan this time, if you are not careful, you will be killed." ”

This time Liu Li Wa was completely honest, but he was still holding on to Wu Liniang's skirt, and Wu Liniang didn't want to be poor with him, but after laughing just now, he was indeed a lot closer to Liu Li Wa, and he was still very happy to interact with him for the first time with his true face and true character.

Wu Liniang simply sat next to him, Liu Li Wa is also a flexible person, pulling her skirt when she stands, and holding her little hand when she sits down, Wu Liniang's face turned red, but she didn't break free, anyway, the two of them are now now. Familiar' to a certain extent, each other's minds also understand, and this time to return to the hometown is not a glorious return, but there is a bigger storm waiting for her, bring Liu Li Wa one is to let him help with advice, the other is selfish, Wu Liniang has not been a partner, just a little ambiguous with him, if he has an accident, wouldn't it be a pity, or take Liu Li Wa, at the last moment can also go to a wish.

Her wish is like the male protagonist of many time-traveling novels, before crossing over, she thought she was dead, and her biggest wish and biggest regret was that she was still a virgin. Wu Liniang is the same, that is to say, Liu Li Wa plays the role of an electric rod to a certain extent this time.

Nanchuan's warship rode the wind and waves, sailed into the deep sea in one breath, the sky was bluer, the sea was no longer cool, more and more deep, the wind was blowing slowly, the clouds were rolling in the sky, Wu Liniang closed her eyes, and then she wanted to talk about a solemn topic, she wanted to feel this rare atmosphere of freedom first, and the taste of love by a man.

Liu Li Wa didn't know the specific location, nor did he know where they set off from, but he was thinking in his heart, if we encounter two Goryeo fishing boats, Dongying's fishing boat, and Jiaozhi's fishing boat, should we expel them, seize them, or beat the captain?