Chapter 291: Pomp! (b)

The road is full of potholes, the car bumped all the way for nearly two hours to come to Huangping Township, the car has not yet arrived in the town, and I saw that the street is full of lights, it is very lively, the monk parked the car on the side of the road, and the three pushed the car door and got out of the car to walk towards the town street. [Search for the latest updates]

As soon as he walked to the street, a man in his early thirties said with a smile on his face, "The other is from the county, right?" ”

Jiang Ye nodded, and the man saw Jiang Ye nodding and hurriedly said with a smile, "Please follow the rules, and then find a place to sit for a while, the meal will be served soon." ”

Jiang Ye didn't think much about it, it might be whose family is doing a happy event, this kind of thing is not bad to have a meal with a share, the monk took out three old people's heads and went out, the middle-aged man took the money and then enthusiastically helped Jiang Ye and the three of them find a table to sit down, and then left, Lin Qian The street was full of tables, and the car was basically impassable, and he was a little puzzled, what kind of family could make such a big scene.

Just when Lin Qian was puzzled, he heard several women sitting at the same table complaining, "This yellow chop skin is really shameless, how can you hold a wedding wine and force others to participate, you have no relationship with each other and have no contacts, come here, there are still regulations for this money, this is simply a money grab." ”

At this time, another woman chimed in, "Who said it wasn't, this family is 100 yuan, how much does he have to charge for this wine." ”

"You two losers shut up Lao Tzu, if people listen to it, there will be no good fruit for you to eat." At this time, an old woman said.

The two women immediately closed their mouths, looking very afraid of the yellow pickpocket skin in their mouths, Lin Gan's face was a little bad at the moment, and Jiang Ye handed out a cigarette to a young man sitting next to him, "Brother, which family is this family holding a wedding wine, this pomp, tsk, it's really not small." ”

The young man took Jiang Ye's cigarette and said with some complaints, "Who else can there be, Huang Pap Pi Huang Township Chief, besides him, who else can make such a big show." ”

After listening to the young man's words, Lin Gan's face became more and more difficult, and his eyes were about to slap the table, but at this time, Jiang Ye whispered, "Deputy County Magistrate Lin, don't worry, let's talk about the situation first." ”

Lin Qian glanced at Jiang Ye and sighed, "Alas, the leading cadres below here are not angry, and the whole thing is smoky." ”

"Deputy County Magistrate Lin, as the old saying goes, the poorer a person is, the more moths there are, not surprising, not surprising." Jiang Ye said.

After every while, the food began to be served, and the eight large bowls on the table, the young man sitting next to Jiang Ye complained again, "This yellow chop skin is too fucking picky, after collecting so much money, I can't even see a little oil and water." ”

Jiang Ye was also shocked by the eight big bowls on this table, all green vegetables, and turned his head to Lin Gan, "Deputy County Magistrate Lin, shouldn't there be twelve big bowls?" Why did it shrink when it got down there? ”

Before Lin Qian could speak in a hurry, the woman who had spoken earlier at the same table began to nag again, "How much pork can we buy for a hundred yuan, it's really evil to spend so much money here to eat vegetables grown in the field." ”

Jiang Ye asked a little puzzled, "Eldest sister, what do you say?" ”

The woman glanced at Jiang Ye, and then muttered, "Yesterday I started sending people to our field to get vegetables, but today, it was boiled for us to eat, which is evil!" ”

Jiang Ye smiled when he heard this, he really hadn't seen such a funny thing, originally, holding a wedding wine is to be a festive and auspicious, but when he came here, it directly became a collection of money, and these people are doing everything, you say, you have collected money, so you can come according to the custom, twelve big bowls are indispensable, this chicken, duck and fish meat must be complete! This is good, this directly becomes a temple feast.

Jiang Ye glanced at the monk, the monk nodded knowingly, slapped the table violently, and then shouted loudly, "Lao Tzu wants to eat meat and drink wine, his mother will bring wine and meat to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is a part, you just entertain the guests." ”

With the monk's shouting, people's eyes were immediately attracted, and this unfamiliar face all whispered, "This bald head must be a foreigner, I'm afraid he won't have any good fruit to eat now, and Huang Peel won't let him go so easily." ”

"His third aunt, you are right, who said no, I'm afraid there will be excitement now."

At this time, the man who was looking for Jiang Ye and others to collect money came over, and looked at the monk with an unhappy face, "What are you yelling, you can eat if you have it, where is there so much nonsense." ”

The monk shouted loudly regardless of it, "Lao Tzu just wants to eat meat and drink wine, Lao Tzu gave money, why don't you give wine and meat, Lao Tzu takes the money and goes to the restaurant to eat whatever he wants, since you don't give Lao Tzu meat and drink, then return the money to Lao Tzu." ”

Lin Qian also knew that this was deliberately done by Jiang Ye, and he was also lively with great interest.

The man said in a deep voice to the monk, "You bald, give Lao Tzu a little bit of peace, I will act as if nothing happened, otherwise don't blame Lao Tzu for being polite." ”

Where did someone call the monk bald, and he was immediately angry, but knowing Jiang Ye's intentions, he picked up a plate of fried vegetables on the table and threw it on the ground, "Grass your uncle, which family is not a big fish and big meat for wedding wine, when it comes to you, there is not even a piece of meat, this is reasonable, if the master's family has no money, don't put on such a big show, it's a shame." ”

"Grass, Lao Tzu is your toast and don't eat and drink, brother, throw him out for me, and then tell him what kind of place is here, dare to spread wild here." The man said.

As soon as the words fell, seven or eight young people stood up and wanted to drag the monk, how could the monk put these people in his eyes, seeing the other party move, the monk naturally would not be polite, and he put a few young people on the ground after dividing them by two, and then dragged the man over, "Grass your uncle, don't give Lao Tzu meat and drink, and want to be rough with Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is not so easy to bully." ”

The man's face was full of fear, but he continued to shout on his lips, "You bald, it's better to let Lao Tzu go quickly, do you know who Lao Tzu is, Lao Tzu is the nephew of Huang Township Chief, and this happy event is my uncle Huang Township Chief's family, here, my uncle has the final say." ”

The monk smiled innocently, then slapped the man in the face, and then threw it to the ground, "Lao Tzu doesn't care who he is, Lao Tzu will eat meat and drink wine if he gets his share." ”

The turmoil here soon spread to the ears of Huang Youcai, who received some identities in his own house, Huang Youcai is the head of Huangping Township, that is, the yellow chop skin in people's mouths, I heard that someone didn't make trouble and beat his nephew, and the other party kept shouting that he wanted to eat meat and drink wine, and he came to make trouble on purpose, and glanced at the director of the Huangping Township Police Station who was sitting on the side, Zhang Wang, "Zhang Wang, you fucking still drink, hurry up and clean up the thing that is not long-sighted." ”

Zhang Wang hurriedly put down the wine glass in his hand, "Township Chief Huang, don't worry, I'll clean up that thing that doesn't have long eyes." ”

After that, he went to the courtyard and greeted a few people from the house, and then headed towards the street.

And at this time, the monk has directly begun to lift the table, five or six tables are all overturned by the monk, not only no one complains about the monk, but is a little happy, anyway, it is a few plates of green vegetables, if you want to eat it at home, you can make it yourself, however, everyone has a little worry about the monk, yellow peel is not a good class.

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