Chapter 7 Seek to preach and teach and solve doubts, boss!
In just an instant, Hong Jun's back was almost soaked, and he couldn't even sit still in class when he was studying, but now he has to take an open class, which ...... What should I do? Hong Jun also knew that Principal Yang was definitely not embarrassed by him, since he was a teacher, it was normal for him to take a public class. In Principal Yang's impression, he may be a good young man full of enthusiasm, but he is actually a big brother in the underworld.
There are still two days left, can it be done? I don't have a clue at all!
But although he thought so in his heart, he couldn't say it on his lips, Hong Jun's face was serious, his voice was full of infinite confidence, and he said: "Principal Yang, don't worry, I promise to complete the task!" ”
"Haha, then I'll wait for your good news Xiaohong." Principal Yang nodded.
Out of the principal's office, Hong Jun was sweating profusely, grabbed the phone and began to roar: "Yoko? Gather my brothers, and gather fifty brothers for me tonight to you. Don't talk nonsense with me, if there is one less person, Lao Tzu will want your head! ”
Time waits for no one, so you can only find the brothers to make up the numbers first!
Six o'clock in the evening, Dongcheng District, Zhongyang City, Hongda Auto Beauty Company.
"Wahahahaha, boss, who gnawed your face?" Qing Longyang pointed to the place where Hong Jun had rubbed the skin on his face and laughed.
Hong Jun went up and kicked it: "Gnaw your sister!" ”
A large group of young men with different images sat densely in the company hall, with various head shapes and hair colors, and there were many bald heads in the crowd, and the exposed bodies were covered with all kinds of fierce tattoos. These people who are obviously social gangsters, at least in their fifties, all eyes are focused on Hong Jun, who is standing in front of them with his head held high.
"Well, now let's start teaching everyone!" Hong Jun snorted, patted a broken lectern temporarily placed in front of him in a decent way, and said, "The last book said ......."
As soon as he said this, there was a burst of laughter below, and Qinglong Yang almost couldn't get out of breath with a smile, and said, "Boss, Mr. Hong, are you talking about commenting on books?" I also wrote back to the book, hahahaha! ”
Hong Jun's face turned red instantly, and he said angrily: "His grandmother's I said a typo, let's talk about it in class...... Alas, who is that, you, pinched your cigarette to Lao Tzu, let's go to class, class! Do you understand! Smoke again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu slashed you seven streets? ”
"Yes, Mr. Hong!" The man couldn't help laughing, snuffed out the cigarette butt, and said, "Teacher Hong, what are we talking about in this class?" ”
"Talk about ......" Hong Jun instantly stuck: "I'm grass, I forgot if you don't say it, your sister's principal didn't tell me what to say!" What to do? I don't even know what the is talking about, it! ”
"Hahahaha!" There was another burst of laughter below, Qinglongyang almost smashed the floor, and laughed: "Hahaha, boss, you have to be the No. 1 teacher in the sky who doesn't even know what class to teach, hahaha!" Another said: "Teacher Hong, you are from the Celestial Empire Juvenile Undercover Association, right?" Hahaha, if I want you to see how you might as well teach them how to collect protection money! The third person: "Teacher, Brother Yang is in early love again, cheating, leaving early, and making a small report!" ”
"......" Hong Jun said that he was extremely hurt: "As a temporary teacher, I want to work so hard, conscientious, and everything for the students, but Nima, how to take this first step?" ”
Fortunately, at this time, there were still more upper-minded students in the crowd, and a bald young man who looked more gentle raised his hands and asked loudly, "Teacher! What's the next sentence for the 3,000 beauties? I didn't do this question! ”
This is a lifesaver!
"Good question!" Hong Jun slapped the temporary lectern, which immediately silenced the entire hall, but then he made a difficulty, touched his chin and kept thinking: "Nima, what's the next sentence of this poem?" Why can't I remember? **Three thousand beauties......**Three thousand beauties......" suddenly lit up in his head, and he chanted loudly: "**Three thousand beauties, the iron pestle is sharpened into an embroidery needle!" "Hmph, Lao Tzu is simply born to be a teacher, this can be right, who else can stop me?
"**There are 3,000 beauties, and the iron pestle is sharpened into an embroidery needle! Wha! Qinglongyang simply rolled on the ground with a smile this time, "Boss, you are really my idol, you are so talented, hahahahaha!" Tell the brothers to take a look, known as the boss of Zhongyang K Field Vier splitting and splitting, has your iron pestle been sharpened into a needle! Hahaha! ”
Hong Jun gritted his teeth with hatred and slapped the lectern wildly: "Damn, Lao Tzu knows that you are unreliable!" Don't talk about it! Today it will be changed to a class meeting! Class! As he spoke, he pointed to the only scantily clad girl in the field, and said loudly: "This classmate, are you going to fall in love when you dress like this?" Puppy love affects learning, don't you understand this truth?! ”
That girl is usually very familiar with everyone, so naturally she won't be really afraid, but women have some talent for acting, and the girl immediately looked aggrieved, pinched the corner of her clothes, and whispered: "Teacher, I took the first ...... in the class."
"......" Hong Jun was furious: "What about doing well in the exam?!" What's your future with those little kids who play with mud?! ”
The girl was even more aggrieved, and then took out a photo from her pocket: "Teacher, this is my boyfriend's ......"
"Take it up and show it to Lao Tzu! Who's *** of his grandmother's family can take a fancy to a little fart like you...... "As a result, the photo was taken up and looked at - it turned out to be a photo of himself...... Hong Jun touched his chin, "Well, this guy is really handsome...... scum" At this time, he was already laughing and almost lifted the ceiling, Hong Jun was furious again, and slammed the photo: "What's so great about being handsome?" Can it give you a future? Can there be results?! Sit down! ”
"Qinglongyang, why do you always skip class and don't study hard?" After the news of the girl, Hong Jun pointed at Qinglongyang and roared wildly!
"Teacher, I want to be the big brother of the underworld in the future, study hard? It's a shame! Qinglong Yang replied decently, and when he finished, he took out a box of hardcover seven wolves from his pocket, took out one and stuffed it into Hong Jun's mouth: "Teacher, let's do it first!" ”
The mouth of the "......" was blocked, Hong Jun sucked hard, then slammed the table and said loudly: "No! Do you think the underworld is simple? Do you know from what angle a slash can injure a person without maiming or killing a person? This involves physical and anatomical issues, do you know what reagent to use and how much dose to effectively retaliate against the opponent? This involves chemistry. No matter what the industry, knowledge is extremely important! ”
Unexpectedly, after Hong Jun finished speaking, the following suddenly became quiet.
Qinglong Yang was dumbfounded when he heard this, the cigarette in his mouth fell to the ground, and suddenly said: "Boss, I understand, I will definitely study hard in the future - Boss, kneel down and ask us how to cut people, Boss!" He was so excited, he jumped up and hugged Hong Jun's thigh: "How else to talk about eating and drinking spicy food with the boss, you can see if there is one as soon as the boss speaks!" Another shouted loudly, "Boss, please preach and teach to solve your doubts, boss!" The third person: "Yes, yes, boss, teach us how to cut people more effectively!" The fourth person was the most fierce: "Boss, teach us how to use poison, so that we can kill people invisibly!" It's so cool! ”
Hong Jun: "...... fuck, if Lao Tzu teaches students how to cut people in a public class the day after tomorrow, he will have to roll up the bed and get out of the house on the spot!"
"Rely on, I know you're not reliable! After class, after school! Hong Jun slammed the table angrily. But he also knew that if these brothers followed him out to fight, they would definitely be one out of three, but it would be a bit embarrassing to ask them to cooperate with him as students. Thinking of this, Hong Jun was also helpless, at this time Qinglongyang saw that he was really worried, and leaned over to comfort: "Boss, who are we?" They are all gangsters who have been in the society for several years, and although they are not bad now, they are still gangsters. It's absolutely fine to ask them to fight and cut people, but it's really not okay to ask them to pretend to be students. ”
"Yes, I know." Hong Jun and Qinglongyang looked at the landlords fighting the landlords and the group of people playing mahjong in the blink of an eye, and said helplessly: "Brothers are good brothers, but unfortunately this aspect is really unreliable, alas." ”
After being stunned for a while, Hong Jun finally said helplessly: "Forget it, I'll think of a way." Speaking of this, Hong Jun suddenly remembered the events of that night, and said lightly: "By the way, help me find someone." He is about 1.7 meters tall, has a stubble beard, a small head, small eyes, a hemorrhoid in the left corner of his eye, is in his forties, and his skin is slightly dark. ”
"This ...... It's not very obvious. What do you do? "Finding someone based on such characteristics is tantamount to looking for a needle in a haystack.
"Human traffickers." Hong Jun said lightly: "There are four or five accomplices together. ”
"Oh, that's easy, I'll tell my brothers to keep an eye on me when I come back. What should I do if I find it? Qinglongyang asked.
"Just don't kill me, tell me if you find it." If he hadn't been there at that time, the simple and lovely Qiao Qianxian would definitely end up miserable, so it was naturally impossible for Hong Jun to forget such a few people.
"Oh, no problem."
The two were talking about this, suddenly the mobile phone ringtone, Hong Jun took out the mobile phone and looked at it, it was an unfamiliar number, at this time he was facing the huge pressure of the open class, and his mood was not very good, and he said angrily after connecting: "Hey, who are you?" ”
A crisp and beautiful girl's voice came from the other side of the phone: "Yes...... Is it Mr. Hong? ”
The boss is called Mr. Hong! Still a girl! The age is definitely not big, and listening to the voice is definitely a little beauty with a delicate voice and easy to push down! It just so happened that Hong Jun's mobile phone was louder, and when the girl spoke, the whole hall was quiet, and everyone stopped playing poker or mahjong, and suddenly the Qinglong Yang monster screamed, hulala, and everyone in the venue surrounded him, and he didn't dare to amplify his breathing, just quietly listening to the conversation between the two.
At this time, Hong Jun really wanted to be as cool as he wanted in his heart, laughed, and said softly: "It's Xian Xian, right?" How did you find my phone? ”
Did you hear it? It's called Slim! As the name suggests, she is definitely a cute girl! Qing Longyang's face had an extremely wonderful expression, and he could put his fist in it with his mouth open.
Qiao Qianxian on the other side of the phone saw that it was indeed Hong Jun's phone, and immediately smiled: "I secretly flipped through my father's mobile phone and found your phone." Mr. Hong, is your arm better? Does it still hurt? ”
What a smart boy, hahaha! "Ah, haha, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt! Were you okay last night, are you still scared? Hong Jun proudly raised his eyebrows around him, and secretly gestured his middle finger at everyone.
"I'm not scared for a long time, hehe, with someone as powerful as Mr. Hong, I won't be afraid of those people." Qiao Qianxian was obviously in a good mood, and said like a happy bird: "It's my father who said that he drove to pick me up after school these two days, and he didn't dare to ask me to go by myself." By the way, Mr. Hong, when are you free, shall I invite you to dinner? ”
No way! As soon as she said this, the people around her who were eavesdropping collapsed instantly! All of them almost fell to the ground!
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