Chapter 90: Dark Cuisine (I)

Xu Furong stared at Wang Chen's eyes motionlessly, licked her lips lightly, and said extremely charmingly: "Xiao Shuai pot, it's all like this, what do you say I want to do?" ”

Wang Chen was about to go crazy and began to beg for mercy: "That, I'm still a high school student, don't mess around." ”

He touched his chin and said with a smile, "High school students are all my dishes, and they must be delicious to eat." ”

Lowering her eyes, her lips were only a finger's distance from her lips, and Wang Chen collapsed: "Xu Furong, can you be serious?" I beg you. ”

Xu Furong didn't answer his question, raised her head to look at the ceiling, and thought for a while: "When your sister goes on a blind date, you go to play my boyfriend, and then beat the guy who came to go on a blind date with me, and I will let you go." ”

"Sister, can you not play so big? You're going to implicate the innocent. Wang Chen said helplessly.

smashed his eyes and said innocently: "Where is he innocent?" Those who dare to come on a blind date with your sister are all bad people. ”

"The innocent one is me! The old man knows that if you collude with me to sabotage the blind date, he will definitely kill me, so don't drag me into the water, okay? ”

Xu Furong glared at him: "Nonsense! How could the old man be such a kind and kind old man to do the kind thing you said. ”

Wipe! Can you not be so shameless? If your old man is kind and kind, you don't have to take refuge in the US imperial capital, and you don't have to be forced to come back all the way back for a blind date.

"How bad is it for me to be a good student, to fight or something? Anyway, I'm not going to do it. Wang Chen's attitude was very resolute.

Xu Furong said aggressively: "You don't want to cooperate, right?" If you don't, I'm going to sue you for indecency! ”

"Please, this posture, anyone with a discerning eye can see that you are planning to insult me, okay?"

"Is it like this? Then let's change positions, and then I'll shout again. Xu Furong said in hindsight.

Wang Chen flew a look that didn't bother to pay attention to you, and said solemnly: "Xu Furong, can you dodge away from me?" ”

"Don't do it! Unless you promise me. ”

……

In this way, the two kept fighting, talking about the dry mouth and the hungry croak. In the end, the battle ended with Wang Chen's defeat.

The winner stood up from the sofa elegantly, carried the vegetables bought in the supermarket, and said excitedly to Wang Chen: "Haha! Sao Nian, you have taken it orally tonight. ”

Seeing her swaggering and walking towards the kitchen very confidently, Wang Chen's legs were weak, and he felt a little like running out immediately. gave himself a slap in the face, and said to himself: "Let you do it!" ”

"Ahh

"Bang! Bang! ”

"Tuk! Sincere! Sincere! ”

Listening to the sounds coming from the kitchen from time to time, Wang Chen's heart was broken, and he felt like he was dripping blood. I'm sure she really didn't go to the kitchen to stir-fry and go to the battlefield to kill the enemy.

Wang Chen turned on the TV, listened to the terrifying sound in the kitchen, and felt cold in his heart, and wanted to go to the kitchen to help several times, but when he thought that he had run to help before, he was almost cut by her with a knife, so he didn't dare to go over.

"Brush!"

At this time, there was a sound of vegetables coming out of the kitchen, and after waiting for a long time, I didn't hear the screams, which seemed to be better than before.

However, all this was just the beginning, and soon, a burst of oil smoke came out of the kitchen, with the smell of chili peppers in the oil smoke, which made Wang Chen cough, and finally couldn't stand it anymore, and asked loudly: "Sister, do you want to help?" ”

"Ahem... You guy who can't do laundry, what are you helping with? Don't interfere with your sister, the master chef, to play with her master's exquisite cooking skills. Xu Furong coughed, old-fashioned, and said very politely.

The whole house is full of oil smoke, what kind of exquisite cooking skills is this, and if it goes on like this, I am afraid that the residents of the community will call the police and say that there is a fire here.

"Sister, are you sure you really don't need my help?" Wang Chen continued to ask loudly.

In the kitchen, I took a shovel and rolled the dishes in the pot, looking quite good, Xu Furong nodded: "You little kid is playing, don't talk to your sister anymore, stir-fry can't be distracted, that will affect the performance of cooking, don't you know such a simple truth?" ”

Which country's principle is this? Wang Chen thought about it for a long time, but he didn't arrive. Instead, she prayed in her heart that the things she cooked would never be poison.

At the same time, Chen Chubpang, who was busy with his own affairs, appeared in Wang Chen's community, looking at a lot of smoke somewhere, if he hadn't seen the community quietly, he would have thought it was a fire.

touched his hungry stomach: "Alas, I haven't been able to eat anything delicious recently, and if I continue like this, I will probably lose weight and die of worry." With that, he walked directly towards Wang Chen's house.

Ahem, looking at the fat man's figure of more than two hundred pounds, I really can't see where he has lost weight. If Wang Chen was here and heard him say such a thing, he would have to slap him decisively. What a bitch! Guy with thick skin like a city wall, what's wrong with this world?

Just when Wang Chen was playing the drum in his heart, there was a knock on the door, and when he thought of something, Wang Chen was overjoyed in his heart, and he ran to open the door.

Seeing a burst of smoke coming out, Chen Fatpang had a bad feeling in his heart: "You ......"

As soon as the door opened, the fat man's "Tingting Yuli" figure appeared in front of him, Wang Chen was extremely moved, completely ignoring the consternation of Chen Chubby's classmate, put it on his shoulder, pulled him into the door, and quickly locked the door.

"Ahem, why are you making such a big fume? Frustrated and planning to play charcoal? The fat man coughed twice and said a little worriedly.

Wang Chen ignored his question and yelled at the kitchen, "Sister, I have friends here, don't you mind." ”

I was about to get angry, but seeing that I had made a bunch of dishes, Xu Furong, who was full of confidence in her cooking skills, was pleasantly surprised, and said happily: "That's great, let him taste your sister's cooking skills later." ”

I'll go! What's going on? How could that horrible woman who almost kicked my balls out here? This is not scientific!

Also, the smoke came out of the kitchen, could it be that she was cooking? Damn! The smoke machine can't smoke this terrible smoke, what kind of dish is this fried? No, this is not the point where Dark Cuisine can reach, it will be dangerous if you don't leave, I want to go back! I'm going to eat a quick snack on the side of the road and can't stay here!

The fat man just wanted to leave, but where could Wang Chen, who had been prepared for a long time, let him escape? Directly in front of him, he shouted unceremoniously at the kitchen: "Sister, my friend said that he smelled the fragrance wafting in the air, and he praised your cooking skills, Xiaopang, did you say yes." ”

Looking at Wang Chen's big casserole fist and threatening eyes, the fat man was not to be outdone, and when he was about to ask Wang Chen to let him go, the sound from the kitchen made him crazy in an instant.

"Wow! Is that what it is? Then be sure to eat more. ”

Ignoring the friendship of many years, the fat man rushed forward directly, wanting to bump into Wang Chen, who knew that Wang Chen had already reacted, dodged, pulled hard, and instantly resolved his move.

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