Half an hour passed, Wang Chen opened his eyes, looked at the passers-by, and smiled slightly in his heart. I don't know you, and you don't know me, we're just passing by in each other's lives. Even if you laugh at me in your heart for being stupid, so what? You think I'm crazy, why am I laughing at you for not being able to see through it?

Thinking about it, Wang Chen was not so frightened, took a deep breath again, and was just about to speak, but he was forced to hold back because he thought of a very serious question.

ran to Xu Furong's side, and asked with a serious and serious expression: "Am I singing on the street like this?" Will it attract chengguan? ”

Xu Furong thought for a while: "It's not enough to sell singing, after all, you can't make money with your singing skills." However, one of the main responsibilities of the chengguan is to 'govern and maintain the order of urban management'. If you don't sing well and cause panic in the crowd, maybe they'll show up. ”

Wang Chen, who knew how many catties and taels he had, was so frightened that he couldn't close his mouth: "Otherwise, let's find a place with fewer people, right?" ”

Hearing this, Xu Furong's tiger teeth flashed, and her fists were clenched! Seeing this, Wang Chen quickly ran away and returned to the position just now. Just as he wanted to speak, he ran to Xu Furong's side again.

Xu Furong said a little impatiently: "What are you doing?" ”

"Urgency, can you go to the toilet first?"

Xu Furong glared at him angrily: "Go, go and come back quickly." ”

When Wang Chen appeared again, seeing that he had wrapped himself tightly, Xu Furong looked at him with deep contempt.

"Isn't that hot?"

Wang Chen kept fanning the wind: "It's hot." But now that the Internet is so developed, I'm afraid that someone will take a picture and put it on a video website, and it will be miserable to be famous or something. Seeing that she was still staring at herself, Wang Chen moved out the excuse that she had thought of a long time ago: "Think about it, you are my sister, if I am so popular, you will also feel ashamed, don't you say?" ”

Xu Furong tilted her head, smashed her eyes, as if there was still some reason, nodded, and reluctantly agreed with him to dress up in the veil of an Arab woman.

Wang Chen returned to his original position, took another deep breath, raised his throat, and closed his eyes: "Ah......hhhhh

Xu Furong, who was full of anticipation, stumbled, looking at the newcomers on the street who were all frightened, and the patrol police not far away heard this miserable roar, and were pushing away the crowd and coming over, so frightened that Xu Furong quickly ran to him.

took his hand and scolded, "Why are you screaming and roaring?" The patrol is coming, let's go! ”

Wang Chen, who wanted to roar again, reacted, tightly covered his veil, pushed away the crowd, and fled.

Seeing this, the patrol officer, who thought something was wrong, shouted: "Stop! Don't leave! ”

Hearing the shouts coming from behind him, Wang Chen ran faster, and after more than ten minutes, he didn't know where he had run. When he couldn't run anymore, he was stroking on the big tree beside him, panting.

Xu Furong, who ran with him, was also out of breath, seeing that this guy even ran away with the Arab woman's veil, she shook her head helplessly: "What were you doing just now?" ”

"Roar." Wang Chen said as a matter of course.

"I'm just asking you, what are you yelling at?"

"It's not you called... Call me... Did I roar? Wang Chen, who was panting, kept wiping the beads of sweat on his forehead with his arms, and looked at her a little puzzled.

Hearing this idiot's answer, Xu Furong had a feeling that she was about to go berserk: "I'm asking you to sing, not to scream there!" ”

"Didn't you just say let me roar? He yelled loudly, and said that he would point out my pronunciation and ventilation on the side. Isn't this what she asked, and now she denies it, Wang Chen is a little speechless.

Xu Furong patted her forehead, and the whole person went crazy: "I'm asking you to shout a song, letting you yell a song without suppressing your voice, not letting you scream at that 'ah'." ”

Wang Chen pursed his lips and said helplessly: "Then why didn't you say it earlier?" ”

"Who knew you had such a great IQ! Okay, take a break. Remember, this time it's going to be a song. "Afraid that this guy will be stupid again, Xu Furong specially advised.

In view of the strength of this product's singing skills and the group ridicule caused just now, Xu Furong's little head ran again, and then she thought of a seat belt method, that is, remote control. So, I directly handed him my claw machine, asked him to bring headphones, and talked to him from a distance, and instructed him how to make a sound and breathe by the way.

Holding Wang Chen's second-hand Nokia, Xu Furong pouted, what years have it been, and she still went out with such a mobile phone, it seems that she has to change the equipment for this guy, she really can't afford to lose this person.

Seeing Wang Chen walk to the preparatory location, Xu Furong said into the phone: "Okay, you can start singing." ”

Wang Chen, who was wearing a peaked cap and black glasses, looked at the pedestrian street that had returned to calm, and he had an experience, he took a deep breath and sang directly: "Where is the spring, where is the spring, spring is in the eyes of that child......"

The tourist who had just picked up a piece of offal and sent it to his mouth by the side of the food street slipped his hand, and a bowl of offal in his hand smashed directly on the ground, and the hot soup splashed on his feet, making him scream.

The little doll, who was holding her mother's hand and holding the ice cream, suddenly cried, and the ice cream in her hand fell to the ground.

The girl who was handing out the leaflets was stunned, and the large pile of leaflets in her hand was scattered by the wind.

"Singing hell guy!

"What a nerve!"

"Rub, pay for my pants!

"Ah, it's that neurotic! Everyone caught him!! ”

……

Just when Xu Furong was about to teach Wang Chen how to make a sound and breathe, she scratched her head when she looked at the rain of garbage where he was standing. How bad does this have to be to sing to attract such a powerful group of ridicule? Of course, Xu Furong didn't forget to remind him that Wang Chen ran away.

Looking at Wang Chen's embarrassed back, Xu Furong felt good about herself: "Haha, geniuses are really incomprehensible existences. ”

Wang Chen hid in the toilet, casually stuffed the cap and black super eyes into the trash can, looked around carefully, and was relieved to find that no one was following.

His sister's! This is the first day, and I was chased twice, how will I live in the future? This path to practicing singing is a little too difficult, isn't it?

As soon as he walked out of the toilet, he heard Xu Furong's voice coming from the earphones, and Wang Chen cried with a sad face: "Sister, you also saw it." I have this talent...... Why don't you be a guest at this Raushzi's concert for me? ”

Xu Furong's musical talent, there is nothing to say, it is top-notch!

Xu Furong on the other end of the phone said angrily: "Are you doubting my vision?" ”

"No, no, that's absolutely nothing!" Even if there were, we wouldn't dare to say it directly.

Ignoring his fake tone, Xu Furong said directly: "Brother, your singing is really bad." ”

Wang Chen didn't care at all, and said very confidently: "I already knew this." ”

"The sound is clean, though."

"What do you mean?"

"It means you have a nice voice."

Wang Chen was a little confused, the sun is so big, this guy shouldn't be suffering from heat stroke, his head is not clear, right? I've been singing like that, and I still say that my voice is good? Can you tell a little more falsehood?

"Your voice is clean and clear, and it feels like you're there, but you lack vocal and ventilation skills, and of course, a little bit in music theory. However, as long as you master these points well, you may be able to become a great singer. ”

After getting out of the toilet, Wang Chen walked along the same road to the square, and when he heard Xu Furong on the phone say that he could become an excellent singer, Wang Chen really wanted to scold, don't bring such a hurtful person! You sang so badly, and said that you can become a great singer, are you sure that your music was not taught by a physical education teacher? I just want to behave a little better at Ye Zi's concert, and it would be good if I didn't scare her fans away, I didn't have much to ask for.

"You mean, learn those things and I'll be a star?"

"Daydreaming!"

"Or else?"

Thinking of this guy who was chased for nine streets, Xu Furong said angrily: "At that time, you will only be better than ordinary people, if you want to become an excellent singer, you still have a long way to go, and your singing skills must be accumulated step by step." ”

"I didn't think I'd be a singer."

Xu Furong on the other end of the phone nodded: "That's right, according to this posture, it's good if you don't embarrass your sister at the concert, hurry up and roll over to your sister, let's continue." ”

Although Wang Chen doesn't like to be a star, he is still in a good mood when he hears someone praise him for his good voice. But when I heard that I was going to continue, I howled in my heart, it was a practice race!

As he walked, Wang Chen suddenly thought of something, his consciousness was running, and he looked at the system in his mind, your uncle! How did I forget this thing.

It's just that, after seeing the system, he regretted it!

Uncle brick, I greet your whole family!

The words on the curtain of his eyes made Wang Chen not only hurt his eggs, but even his chrysanthemums.

"The system is a random task, at Ye Zi's concert, the songs that are required to be sung can be liked by eighty percent of the audience, and the task is completed: 666 points of stuffy bricks will be rewarded, and the punishment for failure will be: loss of voice, sluggishness, and half-body failure."

Seeing the requirements of this task and the punishment for failure, Wang Chen almost wanted to scold his mother!

Don't play people like that, okay? Let eighty percent of the audience like it, it's a stadium of 10,000 people, and more than 8,000 people like it, do you think I'm a genius? The audience in "I Am a Singer" is trained to cry at every turn, do you think I can find such a well-trained audience to support the audience?

Complaining is complaining, Wang Chen also knew that he couldn't clean up this damn system, so he could only admit it.

With the mood of gritting his teeth, he first habitually glanced at the list of goddesses, which he didn't know, and he was startled when he saw it. When did her name go off the list? It's okay to run up, why don't you even have a little favorability?

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