Chapter 186: Lao Tzu went to Xu Furong's bed!
Looking at the ** push message prompted in the background of the mobile phone, it was sent by the fat man, Wang Chen casually threw the book in his hand into the hands of the big man.
"Rub! What about you and I as free labor? Xie Jiaming took the book thrown by Wang Chen, his face was depressed, but he did not refuse.
Wang Chen looked at Xie Jiaming and nodded: "You have a good understanding!" Of course, the speed of tapping on the phone screen did not fall at all.
"Your second uncle! I curse you that your life is spent masturbating! ”
Zhou Quan said weakly at this time: "What is masturbation?" ”
Wang Xie and the two said at the same time: "Go aside!" We're afraid of being struck by lightning! ”
"Grass! People are hard to dismantle! Zhou Quan howled!
Ignoring the two people who were fighting, Wang Chen typed words quickly, racing against time to save the fat man, a guy with distorted views.
Reply: Teenager, why do you have such a stupid idea?
didn't take a few steps, Chen Xiaopang replied directly: Sister Lotus is very beautiful, I know that I just found out today, she is the type I like.
Wang Chen hit without hesitation: Don't think about it, those are your illusions. Do you know the delusion? It's just something that's unrealistic. I thought, you must be hungry. Shrewd... Go eat something and your three views will return to normal again.
After finishing speaking, Wang Chen's brows were still furrowed.
Alas, could this dead fat man be sick? Otherwise, why is there such an unrealistic idea? Would you like to take him to the hospital?
Seeing Wang Chen's brows furrowed, the careful Zhou Quan said, "Brother Chen, what's wrong?" Is something bad happening? ”
"Is there any news about the gangster last night?" Xie Jiaming directly associated. He used his mind to think he was a detective.
These two people care about themselves. Wang Chen was very moved. He shook his head: "It's not what you think, I'm saving a fat man who is going to die." ”
Fatso?
The two of them thought of the one who had exploded a lot of Wang Chen's material, and then they both took it out and sold it!
Thinking of this, Zhou Xie and the others glanced at each other, and hurriedly said, "That, you save it first, let's go to the canteen first." ”
After that, he didn't wait for Wang Chen to react. Directly sped up and walked away, leaving only Wang Chen's stunned figure in place.
Why are these people weird today? Could it be that the collective took the wrong medicine?
At this time, the fat man's message came again: I just had eaten and had no hallucinations. And, what you don't understand, that's love!
Seeing this, Wang Chen scratched his head, it's over. A fat man is about to die in the hands of Xu Furong, what should I do? Ponder over. Wang Chen quickly typed pinyin: Do you know that Xu Furong hates fat people the most?
The fat man replied with a few full stops, and then continued: I can lose weight.
Wang Chen stepped on another foot without hesitation: When you lose weight, it won't be until the Year of the Monkey and the month of the horse? Moreover, do you know Xu Furong? Do you know what kind of person Xu Furong is? What she hates most is the kind of person who is lazy and lazy. Oh, by the way, and besides, she once said that people who like her, must like her food!
Seeing this, the fat man was stunned for a moment, and said a little puzzled: The one we ate last time?
Wang Chen replied: Yes, it is the famous Xu's dark cuisine in the circle, which is much stronger than the four pieces and five in "Where Are You Going, Dad".
"I'm not afraid! I tell you, it's all the power of love! ”
I don't know what's going on with the fat man, looking at the content of his reply, Wang Chen really wants to take him to the hospital to have a look.
At this time, Wang Chen was anxious, and hurriedly said: Rub! Love you yarn! You are masochistic tendencies! It was the saddest scene of my life. Brother, I don't want to see you jump into the fire pit! You may not know, if I hadn't been abused by Xu Furong back then, maybe my brother might be more handsome now! That crazy mother-in-law, you think it's easy to provoke? Lao Tzu can live until now, I really feel that God is watching me all the time!
The fat man replied: "Young man, you can't scare me when you say that, I'm an atheist!" I know you must be afraid that I will chase Sister Lotus to it, and you are in a hurry to make such a big move! Do you think that if you show your affection with Sister Lotus here, I will be shaken? Boy, all I can say is that you're too tender! You can't shake me!
Before Wang Chen could reply, the fat man sent another one: "Besides, who hasn't met a few scumbags in their life?" ”
Seeing this, Wang Chen was completely speechless! This girl shouldn't have been hit by something, is she stupid? Otherwise, such a deep, wide and high-end sentence, how can a teenager like a fat man who only knows masturbation all day long know?
No way! In order to save this fat man, it seems that he can only make this big move.
"Lao Tzu went to Xu Furong's bed!"
Haha, on the way to the canteen, Wang Chen waited for a long time, but he didn't wait for the fat man's reply, and he was so proud in his heart! Dead fatty, look at your madness! As soon as I made a big move, I was directly cowardly, right?
Just when he mistakenly thought that the fat man was dead, at this time the prompt of the message sounded: You beast! It's too brute, brother doesn't know you, get out! Friendship has come to an end!
Wang Chen ignored the fat man, but went to the window on the second floor leisurely first, and bought a meal of chicken legs and green vegetables plus a free soup, four chicken legs, one green vegetables, and one rice. Today, when Huaxia coins begin to harm Chinese people, such a price is already rare.
After looking around several times, he didn't find Xiao Ming and Zhou Quan, so he had to find a vacant seat and sit down directly.
While eating, he began to slowly take out his mobile phone and began to reply to the fat man: Boy, don't do this!
The fat man came over with a crying expression and said: You have Mengmeng and Tian Shuang, I didn't expect you to even let go of Sister Lotus! Forget it, when you climb Sister Lotus's bed, you must be underage. You were such a beast before you were a minor, does Sister Lotus know?
Wang Chen leisurely gnawed on the chicken legs, lit the crazy mobile phone that Xu Furong had made for him, first sent a contemptuous expression, and then replied: You have to have a little conscience to be a man, okay? It was the girl who took me to bed directly! ”
The fat man didn't know what he was doing at this time, and the speed of his reply was fast: Your sister! You're not going to resist, are you?
Wang Chen was nibbling on the chicken legs, holding this customized love crazy while sending a message, what he didn't expect was that many girls eating nearby were staring at him.
"Yarn! How old was my brother at that time? Xu Furong is two years older than me, and her sister developed early, and she was much taller than me at that time, and her strength was also greater than mine. Don't say it's me, even an existence as big as you can't escape her clutches!
Fat Ci didn't seem to be calm, and with a series of angry expressions, he scolded directly: Rub! Is there such a thing as happiness and hatred?
The chicken legs were almost gnawed, and at this time, Wang Chen also found that several girls were pointing at him, and hurriedly said: I won't talk to you! Weep for yourselves. If you still can't think of chasing Xu Furong in the end, my brother asked her to find you in the middle of the night!
The fat man quickly replied: Okay! It's such a happy decision!
In the end, Wang Chen didn't understand what he decided with this girl! (To be continued......)