Chapter Seventy-One: You're Clamping a Little Tightly
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Seeing that this chick was guarding herself like a wolf, Wang Chen thought about it and decided to tell her the answer.
Quietly looked around, found that there were no suspicious characters staring, and said very cautiously: "I suspect that there is a bomb under your chair, and I want to squat down to check it, but your foot is in the way." As he spoke, he pointed to the bottom of his chair.
Hum! You pretend, keep pretending for me!
Looking at the cautious look of the boy who had been labeled as a "big pervert", Ye Zi snorted coldly. This acting is so good, it's a pity not to film.
Well, to be honest, if it weren't for the fact that he was a big pervert, Ye Zi still wanted to find him to play a role or something in his next play.
"Since that's what you think, then I'll just stand up and let you squat down and watch, why don't you let me go?" Ye Zi's tone was cold, look at what excuses you have!
Wang Chen hurriedly shook his head: "No! I'm afraid that as soon as you walk away, the bomb will explode right away, so you can't stand up. ”
"Neurotic! You hurry up and go away, if you don't leave, I'll stand up, it's a big deal that everyone dies together! "I actually said that as soon as I stood up, the bomb would explode, I can think of such a bloody episode, do you think this is a TV series?
This chick was actually threatening herself, Wang Chen scratched her head frantically, threw her mobile phone to her, and said angrily: "Okay! If you want to stand up, you can do it, but you have to wait until I leave for five minutes, and Lao Tzu really won't be accompanied, that's all! ”
After that, he patted his fart, didn't look back, and walked out of the airport very handsomely.
Greetings to your whole family's bastards! Isn't it just a single? If you don't like it, you don't like it, and those who are rich are uncles! Lao Tzu uses the system to make a lot of money, supports lovers, and recognizes countless goddaughters!
What's wrong with not having a wife? What's wrong with not getting true love? Have you ever heard of "tired and unloved"? Lao Tzu just live in advance!
Not long after leaving the airport, an airport bus full of half-sized dolls slowly drove from front of him to the parking lot, looking at this scene, Wang Chen patted his forehead angrily.
Your sister, what are these future flowers of the motherland doing at the airport? So, roll up your trousers, turn around, and rush to the rest area!
Grandma's hammer, this is a shit! Obviously a small person, be your sister's hero? Also, don't get up from the chair in advance of that stupid woman, or you'll really be done with it!
Wang Chen scolded while running, to be honest, he knew that he was a small person, and he never thought of doing such a heroic thing. However, he just didn't know why he rushed back so desperately.
Ye Zi in the airport hall was still counting the time, she really planned to wait for him to leave five minutes before getting up from the chair according to the dead pervert.
It's just that less than two minutes have passed, and I saw the damn pervert rushing back in a panic.
Wang Chen ran fast in a few steps, his body staggered, as if he had slipped, and his body fell directly to the ground. With his back against the floor, his feet raised, his hands pushed back hard from time to time, and his body slid out quickly with a thud, sliding in the direction where Ye Zi was sitting.
Her eyes were firmly fixed on the peaked cap girl sitting on the chair, she shook her body in a panic, and just wanted to stand up, Wang Chen shouted: "If you don't want to die, don't move!" Legs spread! Fast! ”
This shout seemed to have amazing magic, and Ye Zi, who just wanted to stand up, instantly quieted down, and his legs were subconsciously separated.
However, in the reserved nature of a woman, as soon as her legs in a skirt were opened, she instantly came back to her senses.
I wore a short white skirt that covered my knees, and in order to avoid the leakage of spring, when I wore this skirt, I sat with my legs closed. Now that I have my legs apart like this, won't it be just spring?
Thinking of this, Ye Zi's white cheeks quickly rose with a blush, his heart was pounding and panicked, his heart was nervous, and his legs were subconsciously closed.
It's just that it doesn't matter if she closes it, what matters is that the pair of slender and fair-skinned legs are directly clamped on Wang Chen's head.
"Ahh Don't look! ”
Ye Zi exclaimed, she knew what she had sandwiched, and at the same time she knew how indecent her posture was, so ashamed that she couldn't wait to find a gap to get into.
At the same time, her cheeks were so hot, her heart was pounding, her body was itchy, as if she had prickly heat, and her ears were hot, and she was 100% sure that her face was absolutely red now, the kind that was about to drip water.
Seeing that he was about to get under the chair, in order not to hit his head with anything, Wang Chen slowed down the speed of his body sliding, but what he never expected was that his head hurt suddenly, his eyes were dark, and there was a buzzing sound in his ears.
A cool breeze blew from the bottom of the skirt, with a dim fragrance, directly blowing in his face, feeling the slippery feeling coming from his face, Wang Chen, who was ringing in his ears, couldn't help but look up.
The pale pink lace edges sway gracefully like cicada wings, and between the ups and downs, it outlines a seductive atmosphere. The hollow edges of the lines, the white and smooth complexion are faintly visible, tempting......
Well, it's actually pink hollow safety pants!
Ye Zi felt that her legs had clamped someone's head, and her spring color might be seen by the little pervert, and her already red cheeks became even thicker, and she instantly became shy with anger. After a few breaths, he held back his shame and said writhingly: "Hey? Okay? I'm going to get up if I don't come out again. ”
Wang Chen's ears were still buzzing, and he vaguely heard what the beauty said, and gritted his teeth: "Wait!" ”
Shaking off the unseemly skirt, his eyes quickly glanced under the chair.
I saw a plastic explosive with a C4-like outline firmly pasted under the chair, and the time on the stopwatch showed 5 minutes and 42 seconds, and the time was quickly reversed.
Sure enough, it's this thing!
Induction blocks the temperature of the human body, and the countdown starts automatically. If there is no human body temperature sense, it will explode instantly. At the same time, it has an extremely sensitive circuit system, and if the electromagnetic wave is too large, it will explode when it interferes...... Of course, the installation of an artificially controlled explosion system is not excluded.
Quickly sorting out the knowledge obtained from the exchange with the system, Wang Chen gasped, this product is too perverted!
He struggled to get out from under his chair.
"Well, can you let it go? You're clamping a little tightly. Wang Chen was a little embarrassed to stare at the bottom of the other party's skirt anymore.
"Ahh Ye Zi, who came back to his senses, shouted, and hurriedly let go of the clamped legs: "Don't peek!" ”
Breaking free of the legs that were clamping his head, he jumped up with force on his waist, quickly walked to the side of the building support column, looked around, found no available tools, took out the mobile phone that had been turned off from his pocket, and smashed it directly against the fire alarm system.
"Don't move! Sit on a chair! Seeing that the girl sitting on the chair wanted to stand up, Wang Chen, who was banging on the fire alarm system, hurriedly stopped it.
"Jingle bell... Jingle bells..."
When the mobile phone was smashed and was about to be scrapped, the fire alarm sounded.
Listening to this beautiful voice, Wang Chen casually stuffed the claw machine that was about to be scrapped back into his pocket, and quickly ran back to Ye Zi's side regardless of the chaos in the airport.
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