I walked on the mountain road for a while, and the cold mountain wind and the dark night road gradually calmed me down. I remember that if I wanted to walk down the mountain, I would not be familiar with the road, and second, the distance would be long. Even if you have worked hard to get out of Guxiang Mountain, there is still a long distance from the city. In the middle of the night, there are very few cars passing by. How long will it take me to get home?

I couldn't help but smile bitterly, and I began to regret it a little in my heart. Although it is impossible for me to live in Zheng's house anymore, I should also ask Mr. Zheng to drive me. Well, now I have self-esteem, but I have to suffer with two legs!

The night breeze was really cold, and even though I wrapped my shirt tightly, the cold wind still drilled through the collar and sleeves and straight into my body. When I came, I was dressed very thinly, with a white shirt inside and a suit outside. At this moment, my body was shivering slightly from the cold, and my teeth began to tremble.

Not long after, I had an itchy nose and couldn't help but let out a big sneeze. The nose was watery all of a sudden. I sniffed and thought to myself, "Oh no, I'm going to catch a cold this time." Alas, there is really no way, I am self-inflicted, who can I blame?

As I walked, I had entered the bamboo forest path. Suddenly, I felt the urgency to urinate again, and then I remembered that I had just gone to the bathroom but encountered that kind of thing, and then I really forgot about wanting to pee.

So I walked to the side of the road, unchained my pants behind a bamboo, and peed. At the beginning, I saw the lights flashing at the bamboo forest crossing, and a car drove over quickly.

I was suddenly overjoyed, thinking that it was so midnight that there was still a car passing by in the mountains? As soon as I thought of this, I immediately understood that Mr. Zheng must have driven up to see me off, right? It's so nice that you don't have to walk home anymore.

I was just thinking about running out to stop the car, but I hadn't finished urinating yet. If Mr. Zheng sees my uncivilized appearance, it is always not good.

After a moment's hesitation, the car sped down the mountain road in front of me. I was so taken aback that I couldn't stop urinating, and leaned out and cried, "Hey! Feed! I am here! ”

But it seems that the people in the car didn't hear it, and in the roar, it drove farther and farther. I was really panicked now, and I didn't care that little JJ didn't put it back in his pants, so I chased after him. Waving his hand and shouting: "Mr. Zheng! Mr. Zheng! I am here! Come back soon! ”

In the blink of an eye, the car had turned a corner in the distance, and suddenly it was out of sight. I stopped panting, and I couldn't cry even if I wanted to.

Alas! Alas! Why am I so unlucky? I just peed, but I met a woman who was undressing and taking a shower, and I suddenly missed someone driving after me. God, did I provoke you? Why do you want me to go wrong?

Sighing, I had no choice but to put away the things dangling underneath first. Just as I was about to continue my journey, my heart suddenly lit up, and I thought that I didn't have Mr. Zheng's caller ID on my mobile phone? Why don't you just call her and tell her to drive back?

Overjoyed, I hurriedly took out my mobile phone, found out Zheng Kexiang's caller ID, and hurriedly dialed it. But the phone rang for a long time, but no one answered.

I anxiously dialed again, and thought to myself, "Won't it be so completely unlucky?" Could it be that Mr. Zheng hurriedly came out to chase me, but forgot to bring his phone out? ”

After ringing for a while, there was a sudden sound in the phone, and it was connected. I was overjoyed and hurriedly shouted: "Mr. Zheng! Oops, I'm behind you! You've already driven it, please turn around and come back to pick me up! ”

Zheng Keran's cold laughter suddenly came from the mobile phone, and said, "Is it? Hum! This is called the evil retribution of the wicked! You've done evil things, and even God will clean you up! You're welcome, please take your time and enjoy the cold wind in the mountains! ”

I was stunned, and I already understood that Mr. Zheng really didn't bring his mobile phone with him. At that moment, I was a little annoyed and angry, and yelled into the phone: "The surname is Zheng!" Don't get too complacent! I don't want you to apologize to me, it's to give your sister's face! For her sake, I wouldn't have forgiven you so easily today! ”

"What? Apologies to you? Will you forgive me? What a joke! You peeked at me to take off my clothes, I didn't really kill you, it's already a great mercy! You still say I'm going to apologize to you? I've seen a lot of shameless people, but it's really rare to see someone as shameless as you! ”

I sneered and said, "Peek? Come on! You don't feel so good about yourself, okay? With an ugly body like yours, I saw the mold that I had poured for eight lifetimes! Do you know? It was just when I thought about it that I was so sick that I ran to the side of the road and threw up and missed your sister's car. It's nothing, in case I lose my appetite in the future, and I lose interest in women because of this, can you be responsible for such serious consequences? I didn't ask you to apologize to me, it's a great kindness! ”

Zheng Keran's extremely angry trilling voice suddenly came from the mobile phone: "What? You...... You...... You repeat? ”

I replied with two words: "Disgusting!" Then he snapped and closed the flap. At this time, I had a smile on my face and was in a very happy mood. guess that on the other end of the phone at this moment, Zheng Keran must be so angry that he is crazy?

Ha ha! Joyfully! Joyfully! With this bad breath, no matter how bad luck is tonight, I don't care about it. When I walked, I suddenly felt very brisk. Just a few steps away, I let out another "ahhh

That's when my phone rang. I knew that it must be Zheng Keran who was angry and wanted to quarrel with me. I deliberately didn't pick it up and didn't turn it off. If the phone keeps ringing, I just want to be angry with her!

About five or six minutes later, Zheng Keran gave up. I continued walking, and not long after, when I was about to walk out of the bamboo forest, I saw a car heading towards me quickly on the mountain road in front of me.

I was happy in my heart, knowing that Mr. Zheng didn't meet me in front of me, and I felt that I couldn't go that far at once. So he went back to me the way he came.

I couldn't miss it anymore, so I hurriedly greeted me and waved me here. The car drove in front of me and stopped, Zheng Kexiang opened the car door, leaned out his upper body and shouted, "Mr. Yu!" Thank God! I've finally found you! ”

Seeing this woman I admired, although in the cold wind, my heart felt a burst of warmth. The same woman, and a sister. But the feeling is different!

If it weren't for the difference in identity too much, this woman is really worth pursuing and loving! If I could make her my girlfriend, I would rather live 30 years less!

Thinking of this, I walked over with a smile and said softly: "Mr. Zheng, thank you!" ”

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