Chapter 134: I don't go to hell, who goes to hell

With the warm sun overhead, in the crowd of people, even if it is cold in the cold winter of Bianjing, there are also people who are steaming hot.

It's just that the visitors don't care, everything that happens in front of them is too unbelievable, from ancient times to the present, there are people who don't want to think about eating when they see beautiful people, but it is unheard of for the father and son to all die!

However, such a thing happened, and they encountered it!

The old woman was crying and making trouble, and the coffin, the miserable little widow, made the visitors rub their eyes as if they were dreaming.

Shen Ao secretly smiled in his heart, oh! I don't know where Wu San'er found this old woman, there is no problem in winning the Best Widow Award, this perfect acting skills, neo-realistic interpretation method, is really too realistic.

Shen Ao was happy in his heart, but he ignored the tiger and said, "What Madame said is really funny, your husband and son are dead, what does it have to do with Hao'er?" Just glanced at it, and I didn't think about it, who would believe this kind of thing, I look at you like this, but it looks like you're here to blackmail money, you better leave quickly, otherwise I'm going to report to the official. ”

The old woman sobbed and said: "If I have no evidence, how dare I talk nonsense, after they come back, they will recite the name of Feng'er every day and night, these two words, I have heard them thousands of times, ten thousand times, how can there be a fake?" ”

When the spectators heard this, they gasped again, and in this way, this matter is really certain.

It's just that this kind of thing is too funny, I glanced at someone else, died, what does it have to do with other people's children? Your own husband and son are not angry, so you can blame others?

At this time, many people's sympathy for the old woman faded, but they had more sympathy for Feng'er, who was just looked at, could it be that she could be blamed for this?

It's a shameful life, just one look at it, and it causes such trouble!

But if you think about it deeply, how beautiful will this look be? A family of three strong men, seeing this Feng'er, they actually died of obsession?

Could it be that her beauty is really like a fairy?

With this question, Feng'er became more impressive in everyone's impression.

Shen Ao stood with a smile, his eyebrows and eyes seemed to have a look that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, he pursed his thin mouth, shook his fan and said: "You have killed your man and son, and it is inevitable that you will be sad and hurtful, but how can this matter be blamed on Miss Feng'er?" You are also a woman, if others look at you and die, will others also seek you to pay for their lives? This kind of thing, you can't tell right from wrong, so let's be a peacemaker, it's better to teach Wu San'er to take out some money and handle the funeral for you quickly, and this matter will be cleared, how about it? After all, your husband and son have passed away, and the most important thing now is to be buried in peace, as the saying goes, the dead are great! ”

Shen Ao's words are very reasonable, and the spectators bowed their heads one after another, don't look at Shen Gongzi's young age, he knows a lot about the world, so it couldn't be better to deal with it like this.

I can't let this old woman hurt the girl, but this orphan and widow, with a dead husband and a dead son, if the shopkeeper Wu is willing to give them some money to help, it can be regarded as a good deed.

Wu San'er hurriedly took out a hundred yuan of money, stuffed it into the old woman's hand, and said: "This money is nothing, in addition to burying them, you can use the rest to subsidize the family." Please carry the coffin away, Madame! I always have to do business here, if you still don't follow, you can only report to the official, think about it, the government is coming, will it listen to your nonsense? When the time comes, I may be able to treat you and disturb the people! ”

The old woman hesitated, looked at the hundred yuan in her hand, the expression seemed to be unwilling but a little afraid, many spectators took the opportunity to persuade: "Take the silver, let's go, really start a lawsuit, who will listen to what you say, make the shopkeeper Wu look bad, what can you get?" ”

There are also a few who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and originally wanted to encourage this old woman to make trouble, but when she saw so many people persuading, she didn't dare to speak, for fear of provoking public anger!

The old woman seemed to listen to everyone's words, stomped her feet, collected the money, and quietly gave Wu San'er a knowing look, and said, "Since that's the case, let's just do it!" It's just that we have three widows, and we can only rely on this money for the future. With endless sadness, she turned around, pulled the two daughters-in-law, and said quietly with a little crying: "Go, go back." ”

When Shen Ao saw the end, compared to this old woman's perfect acting skills, he sighed in his heart!

It took only half an hour from the beginning to the end of this matter, and it only took two hours for it to spread throughout Bianjing.

It is more sensational than the previous poems, but anyone who knows or does not know, as long as he speaks, he can't help but mention the matter, and then make a discussion, and talk about it.

This kind of thing is naturally controversial, and the people who circulated it naturally insisted that it was the male of that family who saw Feng'er, and then he didn't think about tea and dinner, and died.

But after all, it was too sensational, and those who listened to it naturally thought it was incredible, and then shook their heads and asked all kinds of questions, and as a result, many times many people broke up over the controversy.

However, the whole people in Bianjing have remembered the name Feng'er, mentioning this Feng'er, naturally, many people will borrow their own imagination to guess how beautiful this beauty is, what the most perfect woman in memory looks like, what does Feng'er incarnate become, some vassal and elegant literati and ink writers, but also know how to take advantage of the situation, seeing that Feng'er's popularity has soared, they began to paint various versions of Feng'er's portrait, or write poems and lyrics for her, but they have raised a lot of value for themselves.

The initiator of this incident is gobbling up at the dinner table at the moment, rolling up his sleeves, eating and drinking!

When there was only one table left, Shen Ao touched his stomach and smiled in a good mood.

The hype effect of this era is too powerful, as soon as the buddy makes a move, it is enough to make the entire Bianjing City a sensation, it seems that not to mention Feng'er, it is Brother Chun, Shen Ao also has the confidence to hold it up.

Although he thought happily in his heart, he made a gentleman's reserve, and said to Zhou Heng: "Cousin, you will sleep here tonight, supervise everyone to rush out the clothes, and you must come according to my design, don't delay." ”

Zhou Heng gnawed on a chicken leg, his mouth was hesitant, and when he saw that his cousin was different from usual, he quickly devoured it, threw away the chicken bone, and asked, "Cousin, why did you teach me to watch here?" Do you have something to do at night? ”

Shen Ao said with a straight face: "Although we have made perfect preparations, many things are unpredictable, if we want to win a hundred battles, we must know ourselves and our opponents, so my cousin plans to sacrifice tonight to find out the news." ”

Zhou Heng sighed, but he felt that something was wrong, and subconsciously asked, "Where to investigate?" ”

Shen Ao leaned on the table and said, "Cousin, you are really an elm head, let me ask you, which one of the hooks is the strongest in this Bianjing City?" ”

Speaking of this, Zhou Heng said with his eyebrows fluttering: "Naturally, it is the Maika Pavilion, and the geisha of the Maika Pavilion is the famous Bianjing, and in previous years, they have won the championship repeatedly." ”

Shen Ao slapped his thigh and said, "Yes, so my cousin plans to sneak into the Flower Pavilion tonight and find out the overall plan of the Flower Pavilion, this plan is very bold and dangerous, but thinking of the bounty, my cousin made up his mind, no matter how dangerous it is, it can't stop us from winning the championship, cousin ......"

Seeing that Zhou Heng still wanted to continue talking, Shen Ao hurriedly patted him on the shoulder, and said with a firm gaze: "Don't persuade me, I won't go to hell, who will go to hell, I am my cousin, and I will naturally bear the dangerous things." ”

Zhou Heng said very seriously: "Cousin, such a dangerous thing, I think I can also bear it, at worst, we can bear it together!" ”

Damn, my cousin pretends to be too similar, so shameless.

Shen Ao categorically refused, and said with a tiger face: "The gentleman does not set up a dangerous wall, I have made up my mind, don't say it again." ”

With that, Shen Ao stood up and went to find his paper fan.

Going to the Flower Pavilion with his cousin, the pressure is a bit high, although Shen Ao has been defiled, he still hopes that his cousin can stand out, and it is important to keep his cousin's purity.

Finally grinding until dark, the night of Bianjing City is very noisy, thousands of lights are dotted under the night sky, connected with the stars into a line, the bustling tourists pass one after another, the vendors selling melons and fruits, sugar gourds shuttle and shout in the crowd, and their voices are hoarse.

Shen Ao walked in the crowd, pushing in the crowd, feeling a little unbearable, the first time he visited the night market, he didn't feel very good, there were several splashes who saw his luxurious clothes, and pushed him head-on, the kung fu in his hands was not slow, and he reached into his bag, but he felt empty, and the wrist happened to be grabbed by Shen Ao, Shen Ao shook his fan and grinned: "Boy, dare to be a thief with this skill?" Do you know who this son is? ”

The thief was frightened, and a few companions on the side wanted to come over, Shen Ao let go of him and sneered: "Stealing is also a handiwork, and with the kung fu of you three-legged cats, you dare to get an axe." ”

As he spoke, he smiled and blended into the crowd, but in his hand, there was an extra money bag, which he touched from the thief.

After flipping it in his hand, Shen Ao knew in his heart that the thief had gained a lot today, but unfortunately he bumped into himself, there was no way, the buddy had to use this money bag as tuition, and let them buy a lesson.

Whistled, the mood gradually improved, along the Bianhe River bend, then arrived at the Flower Pavilion, the Flower Pavilion at night, adding a warmth, in the small building, there is the sound of singing music, like a nightingale crying, very comfortable.

The door of the Flower Pavilion, covering an area is not small, the exquisite carriage parked is not endless, pacing past, the small guy who welcomes the guests is Gong Gong Hug Boxing, and the person is a sentence of son, adult, very attentive.

Shen Ao passed majestically, this hour is the best time to buy drunk and have fun, there are really a lot of customers!

In this small hall, dozens of palace lamps wrapped in red paper were lit, and the people in the hall seemed to have turned bright red even their skin.

Shen Ao is now a regular customer, but he is not in a hurry, but when he turned his eyes, he saw a familiar back.

Hey? Why is he here?

walked over and looked at the truth, and couldn't help but say to the half-drunk person at the table: "Xiao Zhangzhang, aren't you going back to Hongzhou?" Why are you still staying in Bianjing? ”

Isn't this person who is immersed in drinking, burping, and half-drunk and half-awake Lu Zhizhang?

The handsome face in the past was a little more decadent at the moment, and when he raised his eyes to see Shen Ao, he was stunned at first, and then smiled in surprise: "It turned out to be my cousin!" Come, cousin, sit down, and drink with me. ”

It turns out that Xiao Zhangzhang is also a fellow person, I really didn't expect it!

Shen Ao sat down unceremoniously, poured himself a glass of wine, and heard Lu Zhizhang say drunkly: "Cousin, do you think I'm useless, I'...... I ......" his voice whimpered a little, and he took another sip of wine, and then said to Ai Ai: "Miss Zhou looks down on me, Mrs. has offended me, it is Guogong, my uncle, he also looks down on me, since I came to this Bianjing, I know that I am really a waste, I can't ride a horse and shoot arrows, and I can't write poems and paintings, haha...... It's useless, I'm really useless......"

As he spoke, he burst into laughter, and even tears burst into tears.

Laughing and laughing but crying, completely ignoring the many curious glances that looked at him.

If Xiao Zhangzhang asks for a kiss, if it is a young lady from another family, Shen Ao may really help him, at most, he will collect a little hard money from Xiao Zhangzhang.

But the person Xiao Zhangzhang fell in love with was Zhou Ruo! Shen Ao would never let him succeed!

Now seeing that he is so decadent and pitiful, Shen Ao slapped the table violently and said sharply: "Xiao Zhangzhang!" ”

This sentence was terrifying, not only Lu Zhizhang raised his eyes to look at Shen Ao, but everyone else in the hall all looked over here, and the laughter and music stopped abruptly.

Impulsive, impulsive, carelessly, actually disturbed so many like-minded Yaxing, shame!

Fortunately, Shen Ao was thick-skinned, and he didn't care about the strange glances that were cast, and said with a tiger face: "Xiao Zhangzhang, let me ask you, are you a man?" ”

"Men?" Lu Zhizhang was stunned for a moment, hesitated for a moment, and then nodded and said, "Yes." ”

It's such a simple question, he still hesitates, it's too much of a failure!

Shen Ao shook his head in his heart and continued: "If you are a man, you have to be able to afford to put it down, isn't it just a woman?" Find a better one tomorrow, ten times smarter than Miss Zhou, ten times more beautiful than Miss Zhou! ”

After Shen Ao finished speaking, he felt a little empty in his heart, if this kid knew that he and his cousin were a little ambiguous, would he strangle himself.

After hearing this, Lu Zhizhang's eyes suddenly showed a blank look, and after half a ring, his cheeks twitched, and he slapped the table suddenly: "Cousin is so right, what is Miss Zhou?" She can't look down on me Lu Zhizhang, and I Lu Zhizhang can't look down on her! What's so good about her? There are a few freckles on my face, hmph, my Lu Zhizhang's future wife is ten times better than her. ”

Shen Ao was embarrassed, slapped the table and roared: "Xiao Zhangzhang, can't you save me some face?" I'm going to be embarrassed if you say that about my cousin. ”

Lu Zhizhang is a little sober, that's right! Shen Ao is Miss Zhou's cousin, and it was a bit too much for him to talk about her in front of Shen Ao, and he hurriedly said apologetically: "Cousin, I know that I was wrong. ”