Chapter Eighty-Nine: The Four Great Joys of Life (I)
"Hurry up and follow the old man." The old man didn't talk nonsense, he kicked me directly, woke me up from contemplation, patted my buttocks, and quickly followed behind the old man with a docile face.
The family opened the main door, and sure enough, it was Uncle Li's, dressed in a royal robe, with a faint smile on his face, and beside him, leaning on a stunning woman with delicate flowers and eyebrows, timidly snuggling on Uncle Li's shoulder. After I saw her appearance clearly, I couldn't help but gasp: "Hiss ......" is too unexpected, Li Shu's little Lori's appearance today is really different, it's amazing, this gorgeous princess dress is really, it's so fucking amazing, I still think that Uncle Li, the evil uncle, doesn't know where to get the beautiful girl.
"Chen Fang Qiao and his family knocked on His Majesty...... "My father knelt down when he was the first assistant, and our family also knelt down, and soon, except for the four-legged animal, no one in the entire house stood up.
Slanting the corners of his eyes, Li Shu had already retreated, okay, otherwise, if I don't agree, it would be too cheap to kneel down for a girl.
"Oh, you Aiqing don't have to be polite, let's calm down, Fang Qing doesn't have to be like this, today I heard about Fang Xian's nephew's crown ceremony, I wanted to come over and have a good time, but there are too many things to do, so that I have put it on hold until now, and I hope Fang Qing is not to blame me for being rude." Uncle Li was very good at talking and helped my father up.
"How dare Weichen, Your Majesty is working state affairs at night, and he can ...... in his busy schedule" Daddy's eloquence is not covered, and he has a lot of boasting words, and he doesn't repeat it, and he can't help but admire it, it seems that he will have to learn more from the old man in the future.
"Virtuous nephew......" Uncle Li paced up to me and patted me on the shoulder very kindly: "The old man is here to eat your cup of crown wine." ”
"Ah, thank you so much, uncle...... "No, the public, quickly close their tongues, and kneel down when they are respectful: "The grass house is loved." ”
"Huh? Virtuous nephew, you are not a courtier, this is not a court, you and I are still commensurate with uncle and nephew, if you dare to call Your Majesty, the old man will blame you for fifty boards and smash your ass, do you believe it or not? Uncle Li glared, so frightened that Lao Tzu quickly changed his words: "Letter, letter, little, little nephew, thank you uncle for your visit." The little nephew ......, "I can't let out a fart for a long time, there are too many people, and I may be a little shy." If you don't believe it, who knows if Uncle Li came to find my son today because of his daughter's private engagement with me for life.
"Your Majesty, please take a seat." My father finally came to the rescue, and watched my father accompany Uncle Li to the front hall, and thanked the old man for his bravery.
"Fang Jun......" A cold call scared Lao Tzu, and with a twist of his head, the face that was deliberately groomed to the extreme appeared in front of me. The whole is entangled with gold and light red, cumbersome and gorgeous to the extreme, and the palace dress sets off her elegant and magnificent temperament, of course, it also completely outlines her concave and convex figure, the empty lace at the corner of the slippery skirt is comparable to a real flower, and the specially trimmed eyebrows are lightly swept into the sideburns, and the corners of the mouth are gently raised with a hint of smug and sly smile.
"See what?" This girl is very charming and picks at the corners of her eyes.
"Look, I'm looking at ......" looked left and right, by the way, a group of friends were standing not far away, swallowing saliva in an endless stream, scum, beasts! The angry Lao Tzu wants to cut people, and the respected princess is also what you can see?
swallowed saliva: "Eldest sister, why are you dressed like this?" "Although His Majesty is nearby, no one can guarantee that there are no human wolves who are not afraid of death in this area, of course, the son of Gao Feng Liangjie is not among them.
Li Shu's girl glanced at the group of beasts, and the style of covering her mouth and chuckling immediately caused the oxygen ratio in the area to be out of balance. "Isn't that pretty?" glared at Ben Gongzi gloomily, and the snowy little tiger teeth shone brightly.
"Beautiful, really smart, I'm afraid that you will win the first place in today's beauty pageant." Sycophants keep up, can't let this girl make explosive moves, this son doesn't want to be beaten up by the fierce princess of the Tang Dynasty on the first day after Chengren, and become the laughing stock of the Tang Dynasty.
"Hmph, I didn't hear a word." Snorted coldly, glared at me angrily, the beautiful and bewitching little Lori twisted her waist and walked forward, and the gentlemen put away their pig faces, put on the most chic and respectful posture, and sent the first royal beauty towards the front hall.
As soon as Uncle Li came, the original shouting banquet was much quieter than just now, and Brother Li Ke completely restored the demeanor of the prince, every word and deed, and the movements and demeanor were as if they had just been rehearsed, so that you could not find a trace of regrets.
Li Zhi is a little obscene, squeezing the back of my ass hard, who is it, I'm afraid that your father can be like this?
"My father won't let me come, I asked the third brother to quietly take me out of the palace, what should I do now?" Li Zhixiao almost got under the table.
"What are you afraid of, he's your father, can he bite you in public? Besides, you are also a prince, give some face, go and greet your father with your head held high, hurry up, I want your father to see your obscene appearance first, I'm afraid I have to smoke you if I don't want to. He glared at the little student.
"Brother Jun, is it really fake?" Li Zhi was a little worried, and the flashing eyes proved that he was very weak-hearted. There is no way, I have to let Li Zhi go, at least I can test Uncle Li's mood now, and my son also has a good time to think of some countermeasures.
"I'm afraid of fart, I have this son to support you, what are you afraid of?" slapped this girl out of the crowd, Uncle Li was really eagle-eyed, and he was talking and laughing with my father and their group of senior officials, and he caught Li Zhixiao's somewhat panicked figure at the first time.
"Son, I've seen my father." Under the encouragement of my eyes, classmate Li Zhi held his head high and walked to his father with a figure-eight step very magnificently, and Uncle Li bowed in front of him.
"Oh? Pheasant slave, why are you here too? Didn't it let you rest in the palace earlier? Uncle Li coughed lightly and looked condescendingly at Li Zhi, who was as high as his chest. All the high-ranking officials of the Tang Dynasty also moved their eyes to this little prince who suddenly appeared.
"Child......" Li Zhi was a little flustered, his eyes subconsciously stared, when his eyes fell on Ben Gongzi, give him an encouraging and affirmative look, I am telling him with my heart, you can do it.
"The child and Brother Jun even make friends, Brother Jun is talking about the crown ceremony today, if the child does not come, wouldn't it be against the righteousness of friends? Therefore, he violated his father's order and asked his father to punish him. "My face is a little red, it's good, I've improved, at least this time I don't show signs of stuttering when I talk to the elders.
"Oh?!......" Uncle Li had a faint smile on his face, his eyes were like electricity, shining straight on the head of this son, and he smiled meaningfully, so frightened that Lao Tzu hurriedly showed his front teeth to His Majesty the Tang Emperor, and bowed his hand from afar to express his admiration.
"Get up, it's not just a crown gift for a handsome nephew, but you should still pay attention to your studies, not play." Uncle Li stretched out his hand to help Li Zhi, who was kneeling in front of him, and said gently.
"Thank you, father, the child obeys." Li Zhi was very excited, very excited, his steps were a little out of shape when he came straight to us, I looked at him regretfully, and thought that this girl would go to beg for a good fight, who knew that Uncle Li would let him go like this.
"Brother Jun, you are really at stake, my father really did as you said, he didn't blame me, and asked me to wait a while before returning to the palace." Li Zhi held my sleeve and called out a little excitedly, his eyes adoring.
"What's this, this son is clever, when did he deceive you." glared at the little boy with great dignity.
"By the way, there is another thing, that my father and the emperor named the daughter of one of my clan uncles as Princess Wencheng, and I heard my sister say that I am afraid that I am going to marry the rich man of Tubo." Li Zhi strangely lowered his voice and leaned into my ear.
"Huh?!" This girl who wants to marry to Tubo is also called Wencheng? It's amazing, is history back on track because of my butterfly fanning its wings?
"Brother Junxian, come on, come on, what's wrong with you, the master, the guests won't come to pay for the wine." Li Yexu, who was so drunk that he was red-faced, pulled Lao Tzu into a bunch of drunken and red-faced dumplings, this girl must be revenge, revenge for my bamboo cannon to blow up his ass.
The question is, will this son be afraid? Let's change the battle strategy, "Brothers, why don't you come and guess the fist?" It's also a bit more enjoyable to drink like this, and I'm willing to gamble and lose. ”
Ben Gongzi's proposal was unanimously approved by the public, and the original group fight against this son was diverted by me, forming several small groups for infighting, wahahaha, Ben Gongzi won the battle, guessed that I won, stroked the fist, or I won, and drank Li Yexu's most fierce scum begging for mercy again and again,
Gradually, perhaps because Uncle Li is too approachable, the house banquet that has just been quiet has begun to make trouble again, especially the shouting of the younger generation, which is particularly eye-catching, this son has drunk so much that the moon is dark, take a drink, look left and right, green butterfly, sister palace maid is accompanied by her mother and sister-in-law, sitting in a quiet place, hey, Li Shu's girl is also there, red face, I don't know what my smiling mother is muttering to her.
"Papapa......" A crisp applause made everyone quiet for a while, and looked towards the place where the voice came from, Uncle Li was sitting on the main seat in the front hall, and in front of him was the pharmacist uncle who had crowned me just now slapping him, very curious, I don't know what they want to do.
"Where is the nephew of Fang Yi's love!" Uncle Pharmacist was full of anger, and the shock made Lao Tzu's ears a little foggy, and he didn't react yet, "Here, in the little nephew, why are you still staying here?" Don't get out of here! "I was gossiped by a bunch of scumbags, and I pushed and kicked it out-
ps: I'm not busy this morning, the first chapter is here, everyone is watching slowly, it's sunny to rest, and I have to go to work in the afternoon. There are tickets for tickets.,No tickets for collection.,Collected.,Gnaw in the book review.,Increase a little popularity o(∩_∩)o.
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