Chapter 103: Uncle Li's Privacy (Part I)
"The old man came uninvited, and I hope Fang Qing will not be held responsible." Uncle Li's voice spilled in the wind, and the family hurriedly got off the couch and respectfully bowed to Uncle Li, who strode straight into the room.
"This is what to do, the court is above me, this is the house of the Qing family, the old man is also gray-clothed, don't put those false courtesies, sister-in-law and wife should also get up quickly, and the two virtuous nephews should also get up quickly."
"Since then, forgive the old man for being rude, get up, Uncle Shen, let people serve tea, and bring some pastries, Your Majesty, please take a seat." The old man invited His Majesty to the soft couch, and my mother and sister-in-law also took the opportunity to leave.
"Why are you both standing, coming, coming, and sitting down for the old man, and the family doesn't have to be formal." Uncle Li patted the soft couch very kindly.
The two brothers obediently sat behind my father's buttocks, looked at each other, and saw each other's suspicious eyes.
"Fang Qing, alas......" Uncle Li looked embarrassed.
My father glanced at me and said softly: "Your Majesty, Weichen knows that you are embarrassed. Guilty ......"
"I don't blame you for this, the old man is here today to ask Junxian's nephew about something." Uncle Li stopped my father's guilt and targeted me, what should I do? Bite the bullet.
"Uncle...... The little nephew frightened Her Royal Highness the princess, and he really deserved to die. ”
"Really?" What does Uncle Li mean, he didn't speak from the corners of his eyes, staring at me, my father and my brother had to sit on the side and stare at each other, and I didn't know what the emperor wanted to do to his second man?
"That's right, the virtuous nephew is very heroic...... With a slap, the monk of Huichang Temple removed more than a dozen teeth. Uncle Li gritted his teeth and sneered.
"Huh?!" My father and my brother heard the news for the first time, and they were very surprised, and the father and son both raised their fingers and pointed at me, very stunned.
"Humph! If it weren't for Ke'er blocking you, I'm afraid that the life of the debater would have returned to the underworld, right? "Uncle Li is very yin and yang, and he is still the emperor, can he speak upright?
"No, the little nephew was a little impulsive at the time, he didn't want his life, he just wanted to scare him with a knife, who let him beat me inexplicably, the little nephew was also forced to defend himself out of desperation, I don't believe that my uncle can ask His Royal Highness King Wu and King Jin...... Uncle, don't stare at you, little nephew, little nephew is also wrong. Uncle Li's eyes were too bright, and I was scared, so I had to bow my head and admit my mistake: "You shouldn't spray the saliva and snot of that bald head." ”
"Porphy! ......" Uncle Li just sipped the tea in his mouth and squirted out, staring at me with wide eyes: "What?!" ”
"Huh?!" Fuck, why are you so stupid, you throw yourself into the net, it seems that Brother Li Ke wants to protect me, alas, we are real people, we are used to being a decent gentleman, we can't tell lies, there is no way, let's confess: "The bald head was rubbed with sandalwood, the little nephew was allergic to the smell, and accidentally sneezed, and it would change when sprayed there, cough cough about the master's bald head, but the little nephew didn't mean it." I explained aggrievedly. My father stroked his beard and looked up to the sky, with a black line on his face, and his hand was holding the tea bowl, as if he was practicing armor-piercing hands. My eldest brother raised his hand to stroke his forehead and hung his head in contemplation, his face flushed.
"Oh......" Uncle Li's face was also very red, the corners of his mouth were twitching, he quickly picked up the tea bowl and put it to his mouth, and after a long time, he finally got better, and stared at me with a strange face. Junxian nephew, the old man just said, I want to ask, why do you say, you don't want to marry that old man in every possible way, well, Cheng Qing's daughter, why has she changed her hexagram now? ”
"This ......" It seems that Uncle Li should know everything, since he came to visit after a few days, he must have already figured out how to clean me up, and his heart is a little cold.
"The virtuous nephew boldly said it clearly." Uncle Li was talking to me and looked at my father, what are you doing, you want to pick up someone? This is my home.
"Your Majesty, the old man is in poor health, so he will retire first. Son, if you go back to Your Majesty, don't be presumptuous, if so, old man...... Hum! "Lean, it's still my father, I threw my son in front of the tiger's mouth, and I didn't care about it, what do you mean, I watched my father and eldest brother go out of the room, turned my head, and met Uncle Li's fierce expression: "Talk to the old man, my daughter, which point is not worthy of you?!" If you don't say that you are ugly, the old man ...... Hey, hey, hey. "Eerie eyes, murderous expressions, white teeth with cold light, Uncle Li is going to be angry?
Thinking of Uncle Li's murderous name, Lao Tzu broke out in a cold sweat and smiled dryly: "Uncle, uncle, don't worry, listen to the little nephew." In fact, at that time, the little nephew didn't want to marry Cheng Fu, first, he naturally told his uncle, the eldest husband is successful, how can he be a family, and besides, the little nephew will tell you the truth, he is really afraid of Uncle Cheng's family, and he doesn't want to marry a wife who looks like Uncle Cheng. "It's strange, I sit in a bunch with Uncle Li, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, and I always feel that he is like a relative, an uncle who often meets and chats, and Uncle Li doesn't care about our frequent disregard for the position, it seems that Uncle Li is really easy-going.
"Ahh …… Cheng Qing, exactly the same as Cheng Qing? Probably not, right? Uncle Li's mouth was crooked, his face was blue, and he looked very afraid that there would be a beautiful woman who looked the same as Uncle Cheng next to him, if that was the case, no matter how bold Uncle Li was, he was afraid that he would not be able to sleep at night, so he poured a few large sips of tea to calm down.
"But the little nephew's worries are not untargeted, let's just say that the little nephew is the crown ceremony, a full six youth versions of Uncle Cheng, what do you think the little nephew can dare to miss?" Subconsciously called out the name hidden in his mind.
"The youth version of Cheng ...... Well, Cheng Qing's appearance is a little bit like that. But why do you want to marry that old woman's daughter? "Uncle Li doesn't seem to give up if he doesn't get an answer today.
A look of helplessness and frustration: "Uncle, you also know who the little nephew is, he can't write anything, he can't do martial arts, he gets seriously ill from time to time, he doesn't know what to do, and he often messes around...... In the family, he is also the second, he is honest, and he is still supported by his parents and family, and he feels ashamed to think about himself, do you think the little nephew can really be worthy of your favorite daughter? "Play Tai Chi, throw the problem back to Uncle Li, anyway, make it clear, I'm just a muddy man who can't get anything by eating and waiting for death, and occasionally I will go crazy, and maybe even beat my wife or something, it's all clear, isn't your Uncle Li the most distressed about his daughter? Okay, if you have the ability, you can marry it, we are two hundred and five who are a bastard and soft and hard.
Hearing this, Uncle Li's face was black, and his eyes were shining fiercely, and it seemed that he wanted to smoke me, a cheeky and scoundrel.
"Besides, when Uncle Cheng came to play like that, even if the little nephew was not married at that time, Uncle Jing Cheng made such a fuss. Who in Chang'an didn't know that Uncle Cheng was going to marry his daughter to his little nephew......" His eyes were grief-stricken, and his expression was very heavy: "If the little nephew marries the princess, he will have to carry a disgusting dislike of the poor and love the rich, and cling to the royal disgust. "Sneaking a glance at Uncle Li, well, his expression can be regarded as calmer, not as violent as just now.
"Cheng Lao Pifu! The deception is too great! "In the middle of the night, Uncle Li suddenly shouted, which frightened me, and I paid attention to Uncle Li's hideous handsome face very vigilantly, who knows if Uncle Li will be angry on my head-
ps: Lamb, will solve the drop, the female emperor Fang Er is chattering, not to mention the lamb, wahahaha, the ticket is coming, the collection is something, all thrown over, Fang Er's mouth is big, what is the loss
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