Chapter 134: Seducing the Monk

"Brother Jun, standing at the door, you don't come in, today, my brothers and others are all here to celebrate your good days, why are you missing in a blink of an eye." Li Ke shouted, and the eyes of the gentlemen brushed the brush cover and was about to grease the soles of my feet. Fuck, scumbag who sticks in the ribs of the brothers!

"Oh, just now the little brother drank too much, and he was groggy, and he didn't know where he had gone, but now he is a little sober, so don't you rush back to accompany your brothers?" With a sad face, he forced a smile and walked into the back hall.

"Brother-in-law, come on, sing and cheer for your second brother......" Cheng Chumo's first sentence almost made my son angry on the spot, I have only heard of the drums and cheers, but I haven't heard of it...... "Oh, what kind of song to sing, seventh brother-in-law, let your family bring drums and drum to help fight, my second brother is only strong when he fights!" The villain of the Cheng family, who didn't know how old he was, put forward another opinion.

"I said, brothers, do you change your name? What time is it now, and you are still beating drums and cheering, you are not afraid of your father-in-law for a while, and they ......" Hurry up and explain with Xiaoxiao, you have to find a reason to let these drunken maniacs dispel such thoughts.

Cheng Chu touched his chin silently and snorted: "Well, too, it's the father who provoked Mao, but it's our brothers who suffer......"

"Today, since Brother Jun is happy, it is only right to come to respect Brother Jun'er......" Li Yexu, a drunken maniac, almost couldn't hold his wine glass, and walked crookedly in front of me.

"Good! This is the right thing to say, Chu Liang, Baolin Baoqing, don't make trouble, it's right for everyone to come and toast to the happy people...... "Li Ke's proposal was unanimously approved by all the gentlemen, I laughed angrily, I really want to strangle this thing to death, is it obviously to put my young man to death? Okay, well, let's die together!

"Virtuous Brother...... Belch. Li Ke smiled and walked up to me: "In the future, you will have to suffer, hahaha." ”

"Hahaha, Brother Tai is really high!" grabbed the goods, cleared his throat, and said loudly to the group of scum who were pouring wine and preparing to line up: "...... Ladies and gentlemen! Quietly, Xiao Jin said that it is the little brother Wenxi's big son, all friends come with stars and moons, the little brother is not honored, these Cheng brothers, as well as these two princes, after the future, they are all a family with my room, since we are a family, we should work together and share weal and woe, right! ”

Well, this is very inflammatory, and the gentlemen unanimously responded in unison, and Uncle Cheng was very happy, and he also raised his hand very conspicuously to express his agreement with his son's words, and Li Ke had a high intellectual development, and he had already noticed that something was wrong, so he hurriedly covered his stomach: "Oh, brother Xian, I am in a hurry for my brother, and it will not be too late to talk about it later, ...... for my brother?" "Brother Li Ke's way has been blocked by another drunken maniac.

"Lord Ke, where do you want to go? I drank three glasses with my brother first. Li Yexu, who was squinting drunkenly, had already grabbed this prince Ke who wanted to escape like a thousand-year-old phantom...... According to Fang Cheng the next day, because a young man was drunk and crazy in the back hall, in the end, Uncle Cheng rushed in, beat up the six uncles and brothers, and slipped back to Cheng's mansion with a blue nose and swollen face...... The drunk, insincere, benevolent King Ke is still the King of Jin, Li Zhi asked the people in the palace to help carry him back to the palace-

"Come in." I stopped writing the lesson plan, raised my head, and looked ashen, and the short-haired master was escorted to me by two fierce guards.

"Please be seated...... "I nodded my head and asked the guard to bring him a stool.

"Do you know who I am?" To this future famous monk of the Tang Dynasty, the master of stealing incense and stealing jade showed Sen Sen's white teeth.

"Little monk, the little monk knows, and he also asked Fang Gongzi to be merciful, and let go of the monks of Huichang Temple, if they want to kill or chop, the little monk will be disposed of by Gongzi." Trembling with a mouthful, the debate machine spoke, his voice was also a lot hoarse, his speech was a little leaky, and he completely lost the image of the monk at that time, and I felt a little uncomfortable when I saw it.

But, for the sake of the future, I had to take all precautions, and smiled at the bald guy: "Oh? Let me ask you, are you from the Tang Dynasty? ”

"The little monk is indeed a Tang Dynasty."

"Do you think it's a blessing that you can live in such a peaceful and peaceful era without chaos?" stared at the debate machine and said word by word.

"Yes, yes......" Cold sweat dripped from the corners of his forehead, and his eyes were very frightened when he looked at me, this guy seemed to remember the last time vividly.

"Then I want to ask you, what do you chant and worship the Buddha for?" I sat back on the couch and said gently.

"The purpose of my Buddha is to be compassionate and relic, to enjoy sentient beings, to stop evil, promote good, destroy evil and demons, and to live in a pure land and be at ease." As soon as the Buddha's eyes lit up at the mention of the Buddha, and his fanatical gaze was a bit like the cult believers of later generations.

"Oh, that's a great idea...... I smiled kindly, and asked kindly at the debater, "but I don't know anything, and I want to ask you, can you sleep in the woods without eating or dressing?" ”

Not only the debate, but even the two guards standing behind had incomprehensible expressions.

"The little monk doesn't know what the son said, and he asks the son to explain his doubts......"

"Don't you understand? Let me ask you, you have known about reciting scriptures all your life, but have you ever done something that is beneficial to the country and the people? One does not work, the other does not produce, who does food and clothing depend on to provide for you...... does not pay attention to the righteousness of the father and son of the monarch and the minister, is disloyal to the king, and is not filial to the father; Wandering around and eating, not engaged in production; It is easy to shave the hair and avoid servitude; exploiting the people and cutting off the country's reserves; Talking about demons and evil laws, intimidating fools, and defrauding money. The people believe in the lies. but to chase the sins of the past, and to seek the happiness of the future...... So they make people foolish, seek merit in vain, defy the prohibition, and break the law. He was sentenced to prison, and he also worshipped the Buddha in prison and recited Buddhist scriptures in an attempt to exonerate him. Human life and death depend on nature; The punishment is decided by the monarch. And you and others falsely claim that the rich and poor are dominated by the Buddha. This is the power of stealing the power of the master, and the power of doing it without permission. Standing in the five courts, looking at the knees, the disloyal and unfilial, gathered and connected the room. Therefore, when it enters the house, it will break the house, and when it enters the country, it will break the country...... "I jumped up and down in front of the spitting debate machine, and new hatreds and old hatreds poured out together, and the monk was not a good bird, let alone the one in front of me."

After angrily reprimanding the bald guy for his kung fu with a pillar of incense, he stopped, picked up the tea on the table and poured it, "Little monk...... The little monk was ashamed...... "said such a thing in his mouth, but his eyes were still hesitant, but the two guards, their expressions were very excited, looking at the eyes of this son very worshipful, from time to time when he looked at the debate machine, his eyes flashed with a fierce light, uh-huh, it seems that the incitement of our speech is not bad." As for the debate, I don't have the time to continue to talk nonsense with this thing, anyway, if the person falls into my hands, everything is out of your hands-

"Don't worry, although I look down on you bald guys, I will still let them go, I won't kill you, I won't beat you, after all, our Datang is a legal society, everything, we have to pay attention to the legal system, even below, it is also a law-abiding people......" Damn, the corners of the mouths of the two guards with hideous expressions began to crook, and they glared at these two convulsive fools viciously, until the two lowered their heads in shame, and I continued with satisfaction: "However, I need you to do something for me, and I will let your monks and friends go, Even your host who maliciously slandered my son can be safe and sound, are you willing? ”

The debate machine smiled bitterly: "The son has a life, how can the little monk not obey it." ”

"Hmm!" I walked up to the short-haired monk and said kindly, "Very good! I only ask you to do one thing, join our organization! ”

"Your organization?" The debate machine blinked his eyes for a long time, but he didn't react.

"Look at this ......," he said, and a piece of paper with words written on it was handed to the debater. I voluntarily join the National Intelligence Agency, and I pledge to abide by the following rules: First, all actions are under command...... This is? The debate machine's face couldn't help but change.

"What are you doing? Don't want to? ”

"It's not that I don't want to, the little monk really doesn't understand what this Jinyuan means?"

"It's a fine organization, a place dedicated to cultivating spy talents for my Datang. And you're going to be one of them, Spy! "I gritted my teeth and was very determined to point out the direction for the future of the debate.

"Spies? Little monk, little monk can only chant Buddha, Fang Gongzi, you ......" The little face of the debater was white, and he seemed to be afraid of such a profession.

"Do you want to do it?" I glared at the debate machine viciously, and raised the corner of my eyes at the two people behind the debate machine, choking! The long knife was unsheathed, and in a short moment, the master immediately changed his past wrongs, and expressed to me his yearning for Datang's espionage career, and his firm belief in throwing his head and blood for Datang...... "Say it earlier, come on, sign here, and this, come, and then put a handprint, look at it, how ......good it is" I am like Huang Shiren, who is tempting Yang Bailao to sell his daughter, and I have a sense of pleasure in doing bad things.

(To be continued)