Chapter 138: Five Fowl Opera and Tai Chi
"Poor Dao Yuan Tiangang!" A thunderbolt flashed in front of my eyes, Yuan Tiangang, is this the thing?
Legend is this for my palace sister fortune telling, said that she has the appearance of the Son of Heaven, it is amazing, this guy is actually in front of me, but also performing magic, there is a way to find him thousands of times, suddenly look back, the person is in the lamplight. Shocked, absolutely shocked.
I was too excited to express my surging emotions to this famous god in history.
Xianyun had already placed the wine glass in front of us, took the wine jug in Li Zhi's hand, and poured a glass for each person. Li Zhi took a sip very anxiously, closed his eyes for a long time before exhaling: "It's delicious"
Li Shu picked up the cup very elegantly, and after saluting Yuan Daochang, he took a sip and smiled: "Shu'er only knows that Daochang's tricks are very good-looking, but I didn't expect to be able to taste such a good wine today, which is really Li Shu's blessing." ”
"Hehe, princess, kill the poor. It's just some wild fruits and flowers, and the drink is refreshing...... "It's like selling products and advertising, I can't help but arouse my curiosity, pick up the cup, the fragrance is very good, taste it, sweet and sour, like juice, and there is a smell of wine mixed in the middle, isn't it a cocktail?" In order to confirm the doubts in my mind, this son decided, the wine was dry, and I drank five or six glasses in a row, and everyone else was in a cold sweat, Li Shu poked me with his finger and said softly: "What is this for?" Not afraid to make people laugh. ”
"Oh! This wine has a long aftertaste, and I have always been used to greedy cups in the next year, and I hope that the Taoist will not be surprised. ”
"It's okay, since the son loves to drink, when you leave, it doesn't hurt that the old man will give you another pot." Yuan Tiangang wiped three strands of long beard, blinked, and looked at me with great interest, his eyes were very kind, but it made people feel that his eyes were like a deep sea that was not shocked.
This magic stick is really not covered, the world is south and north, what to catch and blow, the witty words are like beads, making the two emperors laugh, even the loyal servants of this son have a tendency to rebel, and a big mouth is about to crack to the back of the head.
“…… Poor Dao recently said to practice the five poultry plays, deep in which Samadhi, more practice, has the effect of longevity, a few days ago His Majesty came to summon the poor Dao, but unfortunately the poor Dao was not fully understood at that time...... "With a very hung tone in the emotion, very arrogant eyes, looking high at the ceiling, even the nose hair almost proudly stretched out of the nostrils, hum, this son looks down on the most is the magic stick in front of my eyes.
"Okay, okay, please give a demonstration to the Taoist chief, so that we can learn too." The studious young Li Zhi excitedly made a request.
At the invitation of the King of Jin, Yuan Daochang decided to put on a show on the spot, stood on the grass outside the pavilion, danced up, and said that the implementation, Yuan Tiangang fairy wind bones, big sleeves fluttering, dancing in the wind, is indeed very high, see the two emperors are amazed, this son is very disdainful to stand aside, with the eyes and attitude of critics and critics looking at Yuan Dashen stick who is pouting his buttocks and swaying, stretching his neck and squinting his eyes, isn't it a five-bird play? This son is much more than you, not only can play military boxing, grappling the enemy's boxing, but also from the TV and the city square to experience the gossip swimming palm, Tai Chi, in the dark alleys also in the shadowless black feet, ruffian boxing, watermelon knife method, mop stick skills are also very good at it, even the sixth, seventh, and eighth sets of broadcasting bodies are also very good at ......? What for? See what I'm doing? Li Zhi and Li Shu, who were standing next to me, looked at me with wide eyes, with a black line on their faces, and the loyal servants also looked at me, sweat dripping from the corners of their foreheads, and the head of Xianyun Xiaodao squinted at me with great interest, what are you doing, this son viciously counterattacked back with eye darts one by one.
Yuan Tiangang over there finally finished the recruitment, slowly exhaled, and waved at me with his long beard: "This son, if you want to, you are also an expert." ”
"What? I? "Pointing to my own nose, looking at this thing with very inexplicable eyes, what do you want to do, and go alone with my son? ――
"It's Childe," Yuan Shenzhu nodded very hard and arched his hand at me, can't you start fighting now? Ben Gongzi hasn't done warm-up exercises yet, forget it, it's too rare to have such an opportunity to fight with historical celebrities, so let's try how high Ben Gongzi's force value is, grab a few steps, Yuan Shen's mouth is half open, staring at me who is rushing towards me, do you want to fight with God?
Ben Gongzi raised his hands, read on one foot, and with a bang, the very handsome white crane played with bright wings. I'm going to make a move!
"......" Yuan Shen's eyes widened, his expression was very surprised and shocked, he stared at me stupidly, his mouth was wide open, I believe that this thing's mouth can definitely swallow my forty-one yard big feet.
"Brother Jun...... You, what are you doing here? Li Zhi was very scared, and walked over tremblingly, gently pulling the corner of my clothes, "What's wrong?" Didn't the Taoist want to compete with me? "Stay vigilant, for fear that this old man has learned from Uncle Li about blackfoot, and he won't kick me in the ass while I answer.
"Poor Dao, Poor Dao just wants to ask what kind of health preservation method is the public broadcasting body?" Yuan Dadao was long, his face was a little blue, his eyes were straight, and he only said this sentence for a long time.
"Not a joust?" Suddenly put away his moves and hugged his fists at this old guy and laughed dryly, Yuan Daochang's words made me stunned: "the broadcast?!" ”
"Yes, I heard it clearly just now, what did you say that the broadcasting body is very ...... "Li Zhi stood next to me just now, and now he stands up and gives perjury?" Did this boy really say what he thought?
I looked around in a circle, and I saw black heads swaying up and down. The cake seller, it seems that the next time we think about something, we have to bite something in our mouths.
"What did you hear?"
"I heard the last few words, the voice in front was too quiet, I couldn't hear it clearly......" Li Zhi sighed regretfully, and continued to look at me curiously.
"the broadcaster?" My head hurts, fuck, it hurts, what the hell. Broadcast body, that thing is here to show, it's strange if you don't laugh off the big teeth, that's something that Xiao Zhengtai plays, and it's too cheap for such a high-end gentleman to play this thing.
"You ......" took a deep breath and glanced at the group of people who were still in a semi-conscious state, "You all heard ...... wrong"
"Huh?" Very confused eyes all fell on me, the opportunity is here, the trick should be played at this time, at least this group of guys have to be stunned, not let them be entangled with this son in the word "broadcast", by the way, we can also let this Yuan Dashen stick dare not look down on this son.
The feet are separated and parallel, squatting, pouting the buttocks, no, retracting the point, the hands are hanging down, the backs of the hands are outward, the fingers are slightly relaxed, and then the arms are slowly lifted to the chest, the left arm is half ringed, the palm and the face are into the yin palm, and the right palm is turned over into the yang palm, forming a posture of embracing Tai Chi: "Tao gives birth to one, life to two, two to three, and three to all things...... Old man, well, in fact, what I am talking about below is this set of boxing methods, which is a fusion of the natural laws of heaven and nature, with the harmony of yin and yang as the main point...... "The mouth continues to flicker, why, the main reason is that I can't remember all Taijiquan, I can only use my mouth to talk nonsense, while playing specious Taijiquan, so that these guys can not see the depth of this son's boxing method."
What is the tail of the bird, a single whip, the upper hand, the white crane flashing its wings, the knee hook step, the hand waving the pipa, the progress of the blocking hammer, such as the seal, the cross hand, the tiger back to the mountain, one move and one style, out at will, the audience was stunned, Yuan Shenstick is trembling, like a convulsion, well, this guy is more knowledgeable...... "This boxing method can not only strengthen the body, but also resist the enemy, with slow fighting, with static braking...... The boxing technique pays attention to the combination of virtual and real, the combination of rigidity and softness, loose waist and hips, heavy shoulders and elbows...... Purely with intention, the most taboo force. The unity of form and spirit, the harmony of yin and yang, everything is done spontaneously, dancing with the wind, worthy of the ...... "The mantra has almost forgotten, it's okay, we are thick-skinned, now compiled, no one has heard it anyway-
In the end, this son hugged Yuanshouyi, closed his eyes and lowered his eyebrows, and slowly closed his momentum. Squinting his eyes, what's the matter, why do you continue to stare at me stupidly? I don't know how to applaud.
"Poor Yuan Tiangang, polite ......" Yuan Dashen Stick bowed deeply to me with his eyebrows very seriously, and hurriedly accepted the salute: "It's just a random gesture below, and it's ugly." ”
"No, Gongzi's martial arts integrates my Taoist principles, and every move and style has Taiji Yin and Yang changes, which conceals the Yin and Yang of the Heavenly Dao, and the poor Dao is really ...... I don't know if the son is willing, but ...... is wishing" Yuan Dashen's white face flushed, and he looked at the two emperors and Fang Cheng and the others on the side. I understand, this thing wants to learn Tai Chi with this son, and I feel that it is a loss of face for him to say it in front of the two young people, hehehe, he took a figure-eight step, walked to this thing, and lowered his voice: "If the Taoist wants to learn this boxing method, he should teach it with all his heart, and he dare not hide his secrets." However, this right of authorship ...... "no matter what happens to the public, he must leave a wealth of knowledge to the world." The face can't be eaten, it's better to change the reputation to be practical, this product will promote one or two for us, maybe there will be another god stick in the history books in the future? Phew, there is another Taoist master, isn't it beautiful.
(To be continued)