Chapter 407: Swimming Leads Out Two Old Men (Summoning a Monthly Pass)

Stretching his hands, moving his foot and hand joints, twisting his waist and lifting his hips, it was inexplicable to see the two princes and the guards. "What are you doing, what are you doing?" Li Shen was embarrassed to ask me, turned his face to ask Li Zhi, Li Zhi touched his chin very prominently, looked at me with jealousy and hatred, and then pinched his arms and legs like a hemp rod, very frustrated, listened to Li Shen's question, rolled his eyes, lowered his voice, and speculated viciously: "No, it may be that Brother Jun wants to perform a song and dance for us." ”

"......" I almost hit my head on the pillar of the water pavilion, and turned my head viciously, glaring at the two little children very murderously. The probe approached the two little gossip, and said with a cruel smile: "You know what, this is called warm-up and preparation exercise, if the muscles on the human body are not active, in this case, the body will suddenly get cold, and the limbs will have an overreaction, so cramps or something, so you must let the body move before going into the water, so as to avoid it." ”

"Oh. I see, Xiaoji really doesn't know. Li Zhi hurriedly laughed. Brother Jun'er is really an abnormal person, and Shen really admires it. Li Shen also hurriedly took a sycophant to shoot. Well, the confession attitude is okay, let these two children go for the time being.

smiled at the two of them, saying that I didn't care about the villain, turned around and played two more punches and kicks, and finally finished the activity, put on a lunge, and rushed forward, after a wonderful 360-degree rotation, I elegantly threw myself into the cool lake water of the Taiye Pool, cool! I forgot about this diving action in the last winter, wiped my face, and threw the water on my hair very handsomely, first the breaststroke with the most elegant posture, and then the freestyle that pursued speed. I'm in pretty good mental shape, well, the more people there are, the calmer I am. The swing of the limbs is becoming more and more rhythmic, the speed is super fast, I believe that if the Olympic swimming competition is carried out now, the swimming competition will definitely be the first place for me, and I quickly swam around the Taiye Pond and swam back to the edge of the water pavilion.

----------------------------------------------------------- "Brother Jun is amazing, it's so powerful, Zhi Ke has never seen anyone who swims faster than Brother Jun." Li Zhi's excited little face flushed, and he waved his fist fiercely and shouted loudly, Li Shen on the side applauded hard, cheering for his master, I stepped on the water leisurely, so that the upper body was almost exposed to the water, revealing a most sunny smiling face, all floating with both feet treading water, clenching fists with both hands, and making a toned action, so that my perfect biceps? Well, that's the name, the muscles on the arms bulge like iron bumps, it's very hanging, at least it's not a problem to win the national bodybuilding championship.

Then, took a deep breath, slowly, turned in circles, like a synchronized swimmer, the whole person dived into the water, after diving for a distance, Fang poked his head out dozens of meters away, well, the applause and cheers were more intense, the edge of the pool was crowded with eunuchs and palace maids and guards who came to see the excitement, just look at it, anyway, let you see that I will not lose a piece of meat, waved his hand in the direction of Li Zhi and them, looked at the shore, in the crowd of onlookers, there are also many beautiful and very watery appearances among the palace maids, Looking at my body, I don't know if my face is hot or excited because I saw a mermaid, but my eyes are bright anyway.

Continue, you can't just look at the beauty, you have to swim first, so, known as the most physically exhausting and fierce swimming style in swimming, appeared: butterfly swimming, but I am more like a ferocious tiger shark, haunted in the waves, the splash is so big, so that everyone applauds excitedly and shouts, accompanied by the sharp screams of some women, there is a feeling of being an Olympic swimming star, a very energetic swimming posture, fortunately, the physical strength is good, and I have been playing for a long time, It seems that I almost swam around the liquid pool, so I gave up this most physically demanding swimming posture and switched to backstroke, leisurely rippling with the waves on the lake, huh? What's going on? The shore seemed to be crowded with people, and Li Zhi's two little brothers seemed to have squeezed over a lot of people, squatting on the side and seeming to be talking about something, far away, I couldn't see it clearly.

I decided to end the swim, after all, it is not interesting to play in the water alone, I have been soaking for almost half an hour, my body is already cool to the bones, it is time to go ashore.

As soon as I arrived at the water pavilion, a hairy beard face and a hideous smile suddenly came over, so scared that I almost turned into a scale and sank directly to the bottom. "Hey, hey, okay, the virtuous son-in-law is stiff when he is young, and he even dares to take a bath in the Li family's pond, well, he has the demeanor of the old man back then, what's the matter, did you catch a fish?"

I'm confused, am I fishing for fish? It's not like it's a picnic in the palace, it's no wonder that Uncle Li didn't skewer me up and burn me, he showed an ugly smile to Uncle Cheng, pulled the floor of the water pavilion with his hand, and risked half of his head: "Father-in-law, why are you here?" ”

"What's the matter, as long as you can go into the water and plane blindly in your young life, don't you allow the old man to come and see if it's fresh?" Uncle Cheng's bright big teeth made me shudder, what's the matter, don't I just take a shower? poked his head out, and saw Uncle Li walking towards this side with his hands behind his back. "Virtuous son-in-law, don't come up yet?! Don't you want to soak for another hour or two? Uncle Li's words scared me, he squeaked and jumped out of the water, and just climbed up to the water pavilion [***], Uncle Li looked at me and grinned: "Okay, this kid is born with a good body." ”

"How dare you, please let the two fathers-in-law put on their clothes." I'm sorry, I put my hand between the crotch, after all, the underwear is wet and the water is close to the body, and it's not good to show what stuffing, I took the coat handed by Li Zhi, wiped my body directly, and then put on my underwear, put on my pants, and finally cleaned up a little person, and then saluted the two fathers-in-law and said: "Actually, the son-in-law is here to teach the two little princes to learn to swim, right." Hurriedly glanced at Li Zhi and them, Li Zhi and Li Shen glanced at each other and nodded very obediently.

Uncle Li responded, glanced at Li Zhi and Li Shen, and made sure that I was not lying, so he smiled and said: "So that's the case, I didn't expect the virtuous son-in-law's surname to be so good, and the old man is the first time to see someone who swims so fast." ”

"Yes, although it is a little worse than my old Cheng back then, but it can be regarded as a good hand in the water, wahahaha......" Uncle Cheng, very shameless smile, don't say it's me, even Uncle Li on the side has a black line, looking at Uncle Li's expression, I really want to kick the old rascal into the liquid pool, if Uncle Li does this, I will be the first to slap, but I must not applaud, otherwise, Uncle Cheng may hear my voice, and my fate will be very bleak at that time.

"Old Puff!" Uncle Li scolded in a low voice, well, the main thing is that I am standing next to Uncle Li, so I can hear Uncle Li's resentment, Uncle Li squinted his eyes, I hurriedly made a confused state, I must not let Uncle Li know that I heard it, what if Uncle Li maintains the name of Renjun through the ages, what should I do?

"The actions of the virtuous son-in-law, how can they be so familiar, people are faster than fishes." Uncle Li was very curious about my swimming skills, and Uncle Cheng also leaned over his face, Uncle Cheng's face can't be constant with size, he can listen to it if he wants to.

"In fact, the son-in-law just demonstrated several swimming skills to the two little princes, including the graceful breaststroke, the most labor-saving backstroke, the fastest freestyle, and the most similar butterfly." I plucked out my ears, and it seemed to be flooded.

----------------------------------------------------------- both Uncle Li and Uncle Cheng became curious. "I said that the virtuous son-in-law is a young descendant, and there are many ways to play in the water?" Uncle Cheng asked first, I don't know if Uncle Cheng is tired, why he always likes to stretch my title so long, especially when I am with Uncle Li, I especially like to use the extremely vulgar title of "virtuous son-in-law and little offspring" to call me, as if more words can prevail.

"Well, naturally, these are all new techniques that the son-in-law has summed up after observing the fish and frogs moving in the water over time." I say very sincerely, let those swimming stars who really invented these swimming skills perish in the dust of history, and I will pray for you.

"Oh?" Uncle Li wiped a handful of sweat on his head, twisted his face, and on the side, Uncle Cheng also behaved very hot, Uncle Li hooked Uncle Cheng's eyes, Uncle Cheng immediately squeezed over, and I don't know what these two old men were doing together, not long after, Uncle Cheng turned around, reached out and wrapped his hand on my shoulder with a pleasant face, and the other hand was pulling the placket of the shirt and fanning the wind: "It's really hot enough, the old man's sweat is even sticky to his leg hair." Isn't it?! After Uncle Cheng finished talking to himself, he turned his head to look at me, squeezing his eyes, the kind that squeezed very much, I was very incomprehensible, mainly because I didn't know if Uncle Cheng was suffering from an eye disease or was signaling to me.

"yes, yes." I replied with a small wing, turned my head and peeked at Uncle Li, who happened to look this way, and when he saw my gaze, he also squeezed his eyes at me, and then sat down on the edge of the water pavilion with a big swing of his sleeves. "I don't know if the water is cool or not?" Uncle Li pretended to pick up some clear pool water with his hands and muttered loudly to himself. Turning his head again, he saw Uncle Cheng who was still squeezing his eyes hard, and finally understood what these two old guys wanted to do.

(To be continued)