Uncle Li was glaring at Uncle Cheng viciously, Uncle Cheng was very cheeky and squeezed his eyes at the two little princes, and stepped forward to not know what he said, anyway, there must be no good words, Li Zhi and Li Shen's little princes' heads shook quickly. After listening to what I said, Uncle Li's attention was finally attracted.

I hurriedly interjected: "Actually, it's not impossible, if your father-in-law is worried about the safety of the two little princes, you can open a small pool by the side of the Taiye Pool, the water depth is not more than five feet, surrounded by bricks and stones, inlaid with porcelain plates, and the water of the Taiye Pool can be brought in." There are also steps in this small pond that are easy for the princes to step on, so that there is no danger. ”

After listening to what I said, Uncle Li seemed to be moved, groaned slightly, and nodded slightly: "Oh? This is a solution, but the old man is still a little worried......" As he spoke, Uncle Li raised his head, just in time to see the old rascal of Uncle Cheng, who looked down on his father and son, and suddenly became angry. snapped, put the wine cup on the desk fiercely, and attracted the attention of everyone and others. Uncle Li turned around and glanced at Uncle Cheng fiercely, and said loudly: "I have decided, just build a small pond by this Taiye Pool, well, virtuous son-in-law, you go to find someone to come and build according to your design, hmph, the old man wants to see if my descendants are like someone said, if they can't even get water, the old man will write the name upside down." ”

Uncle Li's oath is very scary, but even if your old man writes his name backwards, do you dare to read it upside down? Well, but Uncle Li can't scare Uncle Cheng, an old rascal, the old guy still drinks and eats meat, bragging, and farts as if he is nothing. I could only sandwich it in the middle and carefully smile at both ends, and finally survived the day.

The next day, Uncle Li summoned me into the palace and gave the highest instructions, asking me to make a swimming pool with a very high safety surname and suitable for his group of evil sons to play no matter what, so that his dragon sons and grandsons can learn the spirit of fighting in the water, according to Uncle Li's original words: "It doesn't matter if the virtuous son-in-law is the whole thing, remember, it's best to be as big as possible, I want to see if Cheng Lao Pifu can compare with the old man?" ”

----------------------------------------------------------- is quite competitive, no different from a hot-tempered young man, why is it not easy to persuade, yes, do it. And as soon as this group of little princes heard about this, they were entangled with Li Zhi and others in front of me all day, so they had to be able to get into the water as soon as possible.

No way, I had to transfer a group of craftsmen from home, after all, they have all done the work of piling up septic tanks, in fact, the process of septic tanks is not much different from swimming pools, and even simpler, the only trouble is tiles, well, there are no tiles, this small pool is afraid that it is no different from a septic tank, Uncle Li learned the news, and immediately ordered the purchase of a batch of porcelain plates, according to my instructions, that is, masonry for single-sided glaze.

The reason for the tile is Uncle Li to go to his own heart, what kind of swimming pool to dig this is very painful to my head, if you really dig a boxy, it is really not compatible with the surrounding beautiful environment.

I painted several very meaningful shapes, but these little princes' opinions have not been unified at all, Li Zhi prefers the moon, Li Shen thinks that the round swimming pool is more handsome and complete, as for Li Zhen, he prefers the abstract shape I painted, the swimming pool.

It's a headache, not to mention them, the big bunch of princesses on the side is enough for me to have a headache, one or two are all lawless lords, they think that just building a swimming pool is contempt for them to help feminists, a group of flowery princesses are chattering in front of my eyes, the more I listen to them, the more angry I become, Li Zhi and they have been driven aside, at this time, there are at least six or seven teapots aimed at me.

"Stop! Stop! I raised my hands and roared. finally suppressed the scene, "You want to cool off in the water, don't you?" Her Royal Highness the Princess, Your Royal Highness the Prince, since this is the case, the Weichen will fulfill you, the pillars of the house, stop first, and dig like this. "Brush brush brush, the new swimming pool with ten toes on the outside of two large foot prints appeared on the design drawings.

More than a dozen princes and princesses all squeezed their brains in front of me, and Princess Jinshan opened her mouth first, and said in her still immature voice: "Brother-in-law of the Fang family, what kind of thing you painted, isn't it just two feet, ugly to death." The little girl's words were agreed by the princes and princesses, and when she saw the posture and was ready to open her mouth again, I was so frightened that I quickly shouted: "Listen to me!" ”

straightened his face, took out the prestige of the division commander, first pressed the arrogance of those princes, and then, looking back, he showed a kind smile towards this little girl who was only seven or eight years old: "Wrong, little girl, this is not an ordinary foot, this is famous." ”

"A foot is a foot, and what more can there be." Princess Jinshan pursed her lips and said. Princess Ankang was more demure and polite, and she took a step forward and copied the pattern I had drawn: "Ankang wants to hear what my sister can say." ”

"Well, all of you, listen up." Well, as long as you are willing to listen, it's easy to do, but we are great writers, just turning over our mouths can definitely fool you little guys, this is our strength.

"Actually, brother-in-law, I have been observing this liquid pool for a long time." I cleared my throat, put my hands behind my back, fell my head very handsomely, and took a step forward very schemingly, damn it, which bastard took a small stone under my feet, well, no matter, continued: "I found out that the Taiye Pool is a spiritual pool, which is a spiritual pool, which is a place where yin and yang meet, secretly gather the essence of heaven and earth, and absorb the aura of heaven and earth, I don't know if you have seen it," I paused, turned around, and glanced at the bloodline of this group of Uncle Li very majestically, one by two, their eyes widened, and their eyes were a little awe-inspiring, very good.

"When the drizzle is drizzling, or when the weather is suddenly cold, there is often a heavy fog on the surface of the lake, but in fact this is not a fog, but a thick aura, but in our eyes, it is like a cloud and mist, curling and rising." The mouth continued, these little fart children were all dumbfounded, which means that I am a fairy, well, the kind of living immortals, why, nonsense, a little bit of people who know in later generations know, the air suddenly becomes cold, or when it rains lightly, there will always be fog on the lake, this is a common sense, but the problem is not everyone will know, as for these little fart children in front of them, who are not diligent in their limbs and grains, they don't know even more, so now they have believed my words.

Don't say it's them, even the pillar behind my ass looks fanatical when he looks at me, my second son is really godly, he knows everything.

My student Li Zhi pursed his mouth for a long time, squeezed out of the crowd, saluted me respectfully, and whispered very carefully: "Master, the student has something unclear, the Taiye Pool is a treasure of the immortal family, even so, if the master uses feng shui in vain, wouldn't it be ......?"

"Well, you're always good at this question, and you can grasp the key and the main point very well, not bad." I patted Li Zhi on the shoulder very kindly, Li Zhen stared at me confused, he didn't understand, but it doesn't matter, I will let them all understand why I have two big feet in the palace.

"Do you know what the teacher painted, why it is a pair instead of one?" I set my eyes on my seven students, one by two frowning and pondering, and a group of princesses on the side were also wondering, what can a pair of big feet have to do with this liquid pool?

I'm also thinking, fuck, I have to make two big feet, so I have to flicker around, but now it's blowing on the feng shui, don't you always blow up your own cowhide, right? Twisting his brows, his face hideous, he looked at the group of students viciously, and his mind was turning his thoughts rapidly, he was thinking, thinking slowly, and he couldn't be in a hurry.

-----------------------------------------------------------Finally, Li Zhen's IQ suddenly exploded, and he said happily: "Could it be that this pair of footprints is used to show yin and yang?" ”

"Huh?! What did you say? "I ran in front of Li Zhen with an arrow, stared at the tiger's eyes, and sold cakes, could this girl be my lucky star? Yin and yang? Hahaha, it's done!

"Student, the student thinks that this pair of feet may be used for yin and yang." Li Zhen was taken aback by my expression, and she was silent for a long time before she dared to speak. "Good! It's good, it's worthy of being a teacher's beloved apprentice, wahahaha, okay, this exam, for the teacher, you can give you extra points assessment. ”

When Li Zhen heard this, he was overjoyed and thanked me repeatedly, and at the same time he sneered at his brothers.

"In fact, this pair of footprints is called 'immortal prints'." Well, first named, then, began to flicker, there are elements, the rest of the nature is at my disposal, a left and a right, two big feet, to Yu Immortal into the liquid pool, and here, is the Li family's palace, left for the yang, right for the yang, in order to metaphor the heaven and earth with the reincarnation of yin and yang, when the time comes, after the two footprints are done, the side is planted with green trees, the shallow place is paved with a gentle slope, forming an artificial beach, both to bask in the sun on the top, and to play, when the time comes, the scenery is wonderful, the flowers and trees are sparse, and the strange stones are listed, This makes it a great place to escape the summer and splash in the water.

More than a dozen princes and princesses were all stunned by me, and in the end, they unanimously agreed with my suggestion, not to mention, those ten toes can be turned into ten small pools of different shades, and those who don't like to swim can go to the bubbles, or those who are too young, can also go to play in the water, what a wonderful design.

Princess Jinshan tugged at the placket of my clothes and stared at her big black eyes: "Brother-in-law of the Fang family, it's done quickly, Jinshan really wants to see the big-footed pool earlier." ”

"Well, rest assured, Your Highnesses, Weichen will definitely live up to your trust." I received the command in a very general way. Fang Zhu was ordered, and he began to let everyone clean up the site first, then carry out meticulous and painting work, and then prepare to make a pair of big feet to play in the palace of the Tang Dynasty.

(To be continued)