Chapter 507: Fang Tuo, what to prevent? (Summoning Commuter Pass)
"Don't talk about it, what did my girl do?" Uncle Cheng's expression was very nervous, and his hand strength was also big, and my elbow was numb when he pinched it, and he finally withdrew his arm and said, "Father-in-law, you are in a hurry, Sister Luan just went in, and there is no movement now, but why do you have time to come to the door today?" ”
"it, if I hadn't met your father at the palace gate just now, I wouldn't have known that my grandson would have jumped out." Uncle Cheng seemed to feel sorry for this seven girls, he hadn't changed his court clothes yet, his front placket was lifted, and the jade plate used in the court was pinned to the waistband of his trousers, and he impatiently opened my hand blocking his way and wanted to drill into the house.
"Yo, it turned out that the in-laws came to visit in person, why did you panic like this?" The old guy raised his eyes and saw that it was my mother who was smiling at the door, and scratched his head: "Hehe, it turned out to be my mother, Lao Cheng was rude, mother-in-law, my daughter is good, Lao Cheng is such a girl, as soon as I heard that this girl was going to give birth to a baby, I immediately rushed over." ”
"It's okay for you to come, but this is the delivery room, the men can't enter, don't say it's into the bad luck, when the baby is scared, the old body is really ......" The mother smiled and groaned according to the threshold, but her expression was extremely resolute, too, let these seven Cheng family men run into the house, and let people not breathe fresh air.
Fortunately, at this time, my father and eldest brother also arrived, panting and seeing Uncle Cheng and the six uncles grinding outside the door of the delivery room, they hurriedly stepped forward to pull Uncle Cheng, an old rascal, away.
Uncle Cheng didn't have the heart to sit down with my father to talk, these two old men were both literary and martial, and they couldn't talk about it, Uncle Cheng was anxious about his daughter, and he didn't have the interest in talking at all, and even his favorite favorite to come to my house to eat was gone, looking at the whole table of delicacies for a long time without moving chopsticks, when he turned around, he looked at me sneakily behind him, and immediately glared at me and shouted: "What's the matter, I've been waiting for so long a day, and there hasn't been any movement, I said virtuous son-in-law, why are you stunned by me?" Don't rush yet. ”
"Well, the son-in-law is going to urge, huh? What's the urging? "It took me a long time to react, this is a baby, not urging people to serve wine and food, can I urge this thing?
---------------------------------------------------- "In-laws, don't spread your temper on the child, sit down, be patient, you are very anxious." Come on, come on, old man respects you. The old man also shook his head with a smile and raised the wine cup and said.
Uncle Cheng laughed dryly: "Joke, hehe, come on, come on, the virtuous son-in-law sits here with the old man, anyway, Lao Cheng's daughter gives birth first, and she always has the advantage, but, love son-in-law, the old man wants to test you, do you like more male babies or more girls?" Uncle Cheng's expression and eyes were very silvery, I understood, I held Uncle Cheng's big furry hand very sincerely, and said very sincerely: "Father-in-law, you just have to rest assured, no matter what Sister Luan is born, my son-in-law likes it." ”
"Isn't this a joke on the old man?" Uncle Cheng squinted the corners of his eyes, it seemed that he was going to get to the bottom of it today, but just when I was about to throw the copper plate and guess the pros and cons to decide which surname I liked, I listened to my mother's voice: "Oh, Sister Cui is also here, it's a coincidence, your husband and your six children have already arrived at my sister's house and sat for a while." ”
"If it weren't for your sister, my sister really wouldn't know that my daughter gave birth today...... "Two elites with the surname of the Tang Dynasty appeared at the door, Uncle Cheng had recovered, at least on the surface, he was a little serious, and stepped forward: "Why is Madam here?" Lao Cheng and the children are watching here, and nothing will happen. ”
My mother-in-law glared at him with disgust: "Isn't it impossible for a concubine to come to visit her daughter?" ”
"Cheng, you can do anything." Uncle Cheng hurriedly laughed and said, I was finally relieved, Uncle Cheng finally bumped into the nemesis, it seems that my mother is really smart, seeing that the momentum is not right, I invited my dear mother-in-law over, and immediately hit Uncle Cheng, an arrogant old rascal.
Uncle Cheng and my father sat peacefully opposite each other, the two old men were like puppets, raising their glasses, drying, carrying vegetables, eating, just like two humanoid robots, but my mother and mother-in-law chatted affectionately on the side, and I was trying to count my husband's shortcomings there, I had left the front hall knowingly, and I almost laughed at the door.
At this time, someone in my yard rushed out, and Fang Cheng raised his voice with joy on his face: "Young master, the young lady gave birth to a son." ”
I clenched my fists viciously, topped it, we have another baby, before I burst out of excitement, Uncle Cheng was like a black whirlwind blowing across the tip of my nose, blowing towards my small courtyard, looking at Uncle Cheng's back, I finally understand now, how big the gap is between me and these old ruffians on the battlefield, not to mention others, just compared to the ability to escape, Uncle Cheng is at least better than me.
"No matter how the old man looks at this kid, he looks like his grandfather, wahahaha......" Uncle Cheng was in tears, and he cried with joy, but after hearing this, I couldn't wait to strangle his neck and drag him out of the house and beat him violently. The poor baby, who was a father, hadn't even been held in his hands, and was even held in a circle by Uncle Cheng and half a dozen uncles.
When it was transferred to me, I hadn't even seen the child's face clearly, and the little guy howled, Damn, so don't give your father face?
"Come, let grandma hug it, it's true that the little thing looks like his mother, and the son looks like his mother, but it's blessed." My mother-in-law also moved to the front and happily picked up my second man, and said with a smile.
Happy, I don't know what to say, the old man is also happy, his second man has only been married for more than two years, and he already has three babies, and there is one to be born, according to the development of this market, the Fang family will develop and grow, occupy Datang, and it is no longer a dream to spread all over the world.
Li Zhi, several heads of the Academy, a group of acquaintances of the Academy, and a group of officer trainees, so the Fang Mansion was once again buried by the bustle and hustle, and this son was naturally not spared, and he was drunk for a while.
---------------------------------------------------- old man who can pinch and calculate studied the Bible and looked at it for a long time before he gave my son a single name: Fang Tuo. The moment the old man said this name proudly, I almost swallowed the mouthwash: "Fang Tuo, anti-shedding?" Father, that's an awkward name, isn't it? In case the child is a little older, it is easy for others to give him a nickname. "Fang Tuo, anti-hair loss, anti-hair loss, or anti-peeling, or anti-dehydration, I think back then, there was a man in our class, just because the name was not good, let others give him a nickname that hurt people's self-esteem, in a rage, went home to commit suicide as a threat, forced his father and mother to change his name, that incident I still remember, I think his name is funny, but now it is my son's turn, let the old man give such a name, how can I not worry that my child will hurt his self-esteem in the future?
"Fart! You think that everyone is as indecent as you are, and you think about these inexplicable things all day long. "The old man couldn't see others opposing his decision, and when he heard what I said, he immediately glared at me, and I dared to speak disrespectfully, so he was going to add his fists and feet, and in desperation, he had to accept the old man's opinion.
The eldest brother kindly comforted on the side: "Second brother, don't be unhappy, this extension is a good word, "Liezi. There is a saying in the "Saying" that the strength of Confucius can expand the gate of the country, expand, and lift. Wu Zizhong Yiyun: Cultivating the soil on all sides and expanding the land for thousands of miles, in order to metaphorize our second brother's children, they will be able to spread their name in the Tang Dynasty. There is a talent of the countryman. ”
"I'm not upset, I just think, well, the child may be really overjoyed." Thinking about it, it is not like the future generations, the Tang Dynasty is a harmonious society with a feudal legal system, and the relationship between people is far more harmonious than that of later generations.
Uncle Li didn't come to eat my son-in-law's full moon wine, but took Li Shu, who looked a little aggrieved, back to the palace for more than ten days, saying that it was rare for the father and daughter to get close, and I couldn't refuse, after all, Uncle Cheng's family has the upper hand now, and Uncle Li must be worried about his daughter, and it is good to take it back and comfort her. However, when I went to pick up my mother-in-law, I was greeted by Uncle Li's full-fledged spittle, but fortunately, Uncle Li finally maintained his demeanor as a gentleman in front of his own daughter, and did not use force.
After picking up Li Shu and returning home, it was naturally a good consolation, and finally settled the depressed Li Shu, and the inheritance method of letting the children compete for posts also gave Li Shu confidence, and finally didn't make any more trouble.
(To be continued)