Chapter 813: Thousands of Miles Far Away (Calling for a Monthly Pass)
"No, I've heard that you gave my father and your father-in-law the Cheng family a free one?" Li Zhi's face was proud, according to me, he shouldn't be the prince, he should be the leader of the paparazzi. I smiled and stepped forward, "Yes? What's the matter, do you want me to tell your father or Cheng Lao Pifu that you can't see it? ”
"How dare you, Xiaozhi, I didn't say that, Brother Jun, don't scare me, those two, we can't afford to mess with them......" Li Zhi's face was sad and helpless, well, don't talk about Li Zhi, this son can't be provoked. At this time, our brothers felt a little sorry for each other.
In the middle of October of the 21st year of Zhenguan, I finally received a good news, under the cooperation of Wang Xuance, the Persians finally relented for their own life and death, and sent a large number of envoys and money to the small countries of Central Asia to lobby for it, coupled with Wang Xuance's encouragement, and finally in July of this year, the Central Asian countries and the emperor of the Persian Empire, Yazdeg III, finally signed an offensive and defensive alliance.
The invasion of the Great Eclipse army to the east was invaded by the combined forces of Persia and Central Asian countries such as Zhaowu Jiu and Tocharo, totaling 280,000 troops, in the battle of the Cavill Salt Desert, and luckily broke the 100,000 army of the Great Eclipse, and finally firmly blocked the offensive of the Great Eclipse on the Iranian plateau south of the ancient capital Isfahan, and obtained a hope that the Persian Empire could survive and continue to live.
Moreover, at the end of the seventh month of the 21st year of Zhenguan, the Persian Emperor Yazdeigd III ordered his prince Belus to personally lead a large delegation to Chang'an, the capital of the Tang Empire, to meet His Majesty Uncle Li, the most powerful emperor in the world.
He was accompanied by more than a dozen small countries in Central Asia, well, the scene was quite grand, and it is said that there were no less than a thousand members of the diplomatic corps alone, and thousands of other attachés. "Tut-tut, big money, thousands of people, hey, Brother Rengui, have you heard of it? The woman over there in Persia is different from our Datang, she has golden hair, blue and green eyes, and colorful ones...... "How can Pei Xingjian be like a native old man, and he is talking nonsense in front of Xue Rengui, Xue Rengui still has an indifferent expression, and there is no response.
------------------------------------------------, Su Dingfang on the side couldn't help it, and glared back at Pei Xingjian: "Less damn fart, that's the Western barbarian over there in Daqin, how can a woman in Persia look like that, but, let me tell you, a few years ago, our old Su Ke was on the hand once, it is said to be a pure Persian chick, tell you, that ass twisted, can break your waist, hehehe...... ”
"A bunch of shameless people." I despised these pests with a righteous face, and whispered angrily. Duan Yunsong on the side also nodded sympathetically: "Indeed, it's too unusual, this is also a court, how can this kind of topic be talked about in such a place." But Brother Jun, hehe, how are you, have you ever seen an authentic Persian girl? I really haven't seen it, alas, if it weren't for my father's strict tutoring, maybe, we would be able to ...... like Brother Su" Duan Yunsong's face was lost, his expression was quite melancholy, as if he felt that his youth and good years had survived his old man's punches and kicks.
...... "My eyes are black, and I want to slap me twice, who are they?" Careless in making friends, really careless in making friends, wrenching his fingers, it seems that none of my son's good friends are serious people.
Needless to say, Li Zhi is a natural wall-to-wall grass style, a typical example of stealing and playing tricks, as for Li Ke, this brother who inserts two brothers and two knives is simply a leader in the Tang Dynasty's squirting world, eating, drinking, gambling, wine, and wealth, no less touching, this kind of person's experience, even if he writes ten stallions, he can't write his wonderful life.
As for the half-dozen youth version of Uncle Cheng, we won't comment, whether it is the surname or the likeness, even the tone of speech and the signature smile, it seems to be poured out of the same mold with Uncle Cheng, my beautiful and gentle mother-in-law, I'm afraid I wouldn't have imagined that there would be such a situation today.
Fortunately, my dear sister Luan looks like a mother-in-law, otherwise, even if I give my son a hundred guts, we don't dare to marry a woman who looks like Uncle Cheng into the family, well, I'd rather die than marry.
As for Li Yexu, he is super troublemaker, fights at two ends in three days, locks up the black room more times than my half-dozen uncles, and often gets drunk in the restaurant and causes trouble.
and Li Jingye, well, I like this little brother very much, with fair skin, a cute baby face, and a sven face on the surface, but in fact, the bad water in the stomach is afraid that it is comparable to his grandfather Uncle Li Ji, and he likes to make small reports the most, or he is playing a small move, let this guy play Infernal Affairs, and it is not surprising that his acting skills are afraid of winning the Oscar.
As for the people in front of him, Xue Rengui doesn't seem to be much on the surface, but in fact, he loves to be in the limelight more than anyone else, and when he goes to the battlefield, he always likes to play his family heirloom Fang Tian painting halberd in front of many people, otherwise he will proudly use archery to hit other people's confidence all day long.
As for Pei Xingjian, this product is a gambling stick, he will itch and itch if he doesn't have money for a day, and he gambles almost everything, as for Su Dingfang, he is not a good person, how can I say it, it makes me feel a bit like Uncle Li Ji's kind of yin person, and he will give you a little bit of a situation from time to time.
As for Duan Yunsong, this poor child, it seems that he suffered a lot of psychological damage in his childhood and youth, and sometimes he always becomes chattering, which can only show one thing, General Duan's army management is quite successful, and it is really a bit unreasonable to use the way of governing the army to govern the family, but it reminds me of a famous joke in later generations, someone is a typical soldier, and his family also has a strong military color. For example, "cafeteria" is written on the kitchen door, "conference room" is written on the living room door, "men's dormitory" is written on the son's bedroom, and "women's dormitory" is written on the daughter's bedroom. The guests thought that the couple's bedroom must have a sign from the headquarters, and surprisingly, the sign read: "Recruit Training Center".
It does take extraordinary will to thrive in such a family, so I can understand Duan Yunsong's occasional outrageous performance.
As for the elders, except for the two who are definitely upright gentlemen and uncles of my family, the rest, well, it's hard to say.
------------------------------------------------ carefully wrenched his fingers: vile, shameless, indecent, insidious, cunning...... In short, almost every one of my fox friends has one or another surname defect, and I suddenly found that I am far more pure than these young Tang Dynasty generals. It seems that the phrase "out of the sludge and not stained" is simply used as a metaphor for me, a righteous gentleman, the heavenly realm is afraid that it has reserved me with the position of a big Luo Jinxian, as for my brothers, I am afraid that they can only squat in the eighteenth layer of hell and happily fight with the bull head and horse face, or bet on whether the bottom of the ten halls of Yama Luo is born by a mother.
At this time, Uncle Li gently knocked on the table, and after attracting the attention of the courtiers, he chuckled with a lazy expression: "It's okay to come, the old man has long heard that Persia and Da Shi fight all day long, and I don't know what they are doing, it's been decades, and it's not over yet?" "Uncle Li is like a numb bystander, think about it, Da Shi is still tired of fighting with Persia for decades, and we feel tired of watching the excitement.
"Your Majesty, no matter what, this can be regarded as a great joy, and even a country thousands of miles away has come to congratulate my Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, which shows that the power of my Tang Dynasty is all right." The eldest grandson, Wuji, stood up and slapped Uncle Li wildly. Well, it's a good shot, I just hate my low official position, and squatting with these hooligans. Otherwise, I would have made such a statement if I had already gone out.
"Your Majesty, the minister thinks it's inappropriate!" At this time, a minister stood up: "Your Majesty, although Persia was a strong empire before, but after so many years of war, I am afraid that the national strength is not even as good as a way of my Tang Dynasty. ”
The old man stood up: "Whether they have a request for my Datang or not, these old ministers think that it doesn't matter, the most important thing is the country of ten thousand miles, and they can also congratulate my Datang." First, it can make the Tang Dynasty and the opposition proud of this, and let the people and the court feel the same way, and improve the people's sense of honor......
"Hmm! Fang Lao Aiqing's words are very sincere, so let's do it, Xu Bo and all the thousands of miles of distant states came to Chang'an to congratulate. Uncle Li finally gave the order.
On December 22, the twenty-first year of Zhenguan, early in the morning, Li Shu had already finished dressing up, and stood in front of my bed with Fang Kuan in his arms. I said Sister Shu, early in the morning, can you let your husband be quiet for a while? ”
"That's not possible, don't forget, today is Shizi." Li Shu pursed his lips in dissatisfaction, reached over and slapped me on the back outside the quilt.
(To be continued)