You must know that for this expedition to Tianzhu, the Tang Dynasty specially equipped the 50,000-strong Tang army with 200 artillery, more than 1,000 mortars, ammunition and wooden grenades, just to conquer Tianzhu in one fell swoop, but now, except for the artillery and mortars, which can occasionally get some leftovers and water to taste, the other soldiers are simply idle and are about to play with eggs.

It has been more than a month since the 50,000 elites of Datang Jiannan Road set out, except for more than a dozen sick people, hundreds of sprains and falls injured while hurrying, there is really no Datang soldier bleeding and sweating on the battlefield, well, standing under the sun to watch the excitement, this sweat has indeed shed a lot, there is no blood, except for an artillery miss, let the flintlock device rub the skin of his fingers, and was ridiculed by his comrades as the first soldier to shed blood and sweat on the battlefield of Datang's expedition to Tianzhu.

This kind of gossip news was naturally written to me by Su Dingfang, Pei Xingjian and others. These young and famous generals complained that they had known that it was better to stay in Chang'an and get drunk and fight with the ruffians and hooligans on Chang'an Street than to know that they would fight this kind of war without any technical content.

Fortunately, Uncle Li Ji can hold it down, this kind of scene where he can't find the enemy, and he can only fight in the nest and first discharge the order of appearance to receive the merit, maybe it will really appear on the battlefield of the Tang Dynasty's conquest of the Tianzhu countries.

"Is this a mistake in my eyes, or is Li Jiaiqing mistaken, is this Tianzhu so vulnerable? All three countries were destroyed, and not even a single wounded? Uncle Li also had a sense of ridicule when he looked at this battle report, not to mention him, the group of veteran ruffians in the staff courtyard were all dumbfounded, how could they not have thought that the powerful Tianzhu, who was rumored by the merchants and monks, was this ghost?

Uncle Li also took a special look at the back of the paper with the war report written on it, as if he wanted to see if there were eight big characters written on the back: "The above plot is purely fictional".

"Isn't that a joke? It has dragged on for more than a year that my Datang Shengsheng, such a small country, I am embarrassed to argue with our Datang, why bother. Uncle Li Jing rubbed his head, sighed with a crying and laughing look on his face, and then turned his head, and said to me with a serious face: "Your Majesty, it seems that my Tang Dynasty Jinju Academy is not in place in terms of intelligence collection, why are these Tianzhu people so greedy for life and afraid of death not written in the intelligence and handed over to the General Staff?" ”

------------------------------------------------ "......" I made the eyes of this Tang Dynasty military god's bad words blacken, in the strange laughter of a group of veteran ruffians, I was really speechless, where could I have imagined that these Tianzhu barbarians would be so frustrated, and it is really heartwarming to say it, weren't these Tianzhu barbarians quite hanging? Dare to kill my Datang envoy and take away my Datang property, I originally thought this was a fierce beast, but when I really took off the disguise, what kind of thing, at most, it was a little rabbit cub pretending to be a wolf there.

Even Uncle Li was amused, and laughed for a long time before saying: "Okay, okay, don't tease the old man's beloved son-in-law, well, this matter, it's not something that anyone can expect, besides, it's so easy, it's easy for them to rise up to despise, I have to warn them, don't have a business trip at this time, when the time comes, I can't spare them, besides, it's okay, it's good for me to control the area in the Tang Dynasty, hehe, the old man was worried about the night, but now, it can be regarded as letting go of the big stone in his heart." ”

"Your old man's mouth is poisonous enough, use me to make fun of it!" Out of the staff office, I complained indignantly, on the side, Li Yexu pretended to be deaf and dumb, but inquired about the pendulum clock. Well, it's not all Li Zhi's wall-grass prince who has no hair on his mouth, gossiping around all day long. But that's okay, the prince of the Tang Empire personally advertised for our Fang's Watch Group, which is a good thing that gold can't be exchanged.

"What's the hurry? When the time comes, you will come and see, and when the time comes, those who want to get rich will bring money from themselves. "I glanced at Li Yexu, but the half-dozen youth version of Uncle Cheng on the side was very happy, no way, who let my mother-in-law be their sister-in-law, with an eyeliner in my house, if I don't give them some shares, it is naturally unreasonable, and we are collecting their money as shares, and we don't make any less money, but everyone makes a fortune together.

The three pendulum clocks were placed in front of my eyes and Li Zhi's eyes, and the style was no longer the same as the one that the frost had experimented with, gorgeous, noble, and gave people a sense of splendor, as if they were three beautiful works of art. Even the pendulum is inlaid with gold wire with a pattern of Chang'e running to the moon. The exterior is made of fine mahogany, while the upper part of the front lid is made of crushed ice-style frosted glass, which is as crystal as a piece of crystal.

The white dial not only indicates the twelve hours, but also divides the entire dial into 60 squares, making the time accurate to the minute.

"Perfect, quite perfect......" Li Zhi kept swallowing his saliva and said this, the ticking sound seemed to hit the tip of Li Zhi's heart, this guy's expression was very greedy, much like the kind of beggar who holds a moldy dough and is unwilling to let go. I touched this and hugged that very emotionally, as if I wanted to stuff these into his arms and put them out to admire at home.

"Only one first." I coldly threw such a sentence on the side, which made Li Zhi's originally intoxicated expression change into an inseparable one, as if each one was his daughter who was about to marry, and he was reluctant to give it up. After waiting for a long time, I really couldn't help it: "I said Xiaozhi, if you don't choose again, then you will stay." ”

"No! Brother Jun promised to give me one! Li Zhi roared hoarsely, and the sound of chickens came out of his throat. Don't give me nonsense, I'm asking you to buy, not sending! You don't want to cheat! "I'm more angry than he is, this girl seems to have the mentality of a robber at all.

Li Zhi ignored me, closed his eyes with a chatter, shook his finger for a while, gritted his teeth, and finally chose a pendulum clock: "That's it." ”

"Give money, the cost price is five hundred and eighty-seven and two hundred and fifty-seven dollars." I slapped Li Zhi and shook him viciously. Li Zhi smiled, well, smiled very harmoniously: "Tut-tut, Brother Jun, don't worry, sit down first, the little brother will serve you tea, hehehe, I said Brother Jun, who is with whom the two of us, is it necessary to be so clear?" If you ask me for money, won't we be a deal? Since we're brothers, why don't you send one to me? ”

Listening to Li Zhi's words, I turned my eyes and looked at the ceiling and pretended to pay attention to him, this guy is a thief, and continues to praise the friendship between the two of us, as if I was just a brother with him who broke bones and tendons, and when I said that, the goosebumps on my son's body fell to the ground.

------------------------------------------------ "Stop, stop, Xiaozhi, you listen to me first, it's not that we deliberately make it difficult for you, but it's really hard to ......" I also squeezed out a bitter gourd face and faced Li Zhi, playing tricks with us, you, the prince of the wall grass level, are still a little tender. "Oh, what do you mean by that? Could it be that Brother Feijun is at home, and even giving his younger brother a gift, he has to be decided by the ladies in your family? Li Zhi also put on a disdainful expression, wanting to provoke?

I gave Li Zhi a blank look: "Don't give me nonsense." I'm really having a hard time here, it's not about money or money, it's about not being able to give away this thing. It's just that you were carried away by these pendulum clocks for a while, otherwise, don't say that this son won't let you pay for it, even if you don't let you pay for it, you definitely don't want to. "I'm very proud.

Li Zhi was angry: "I said Brother Jun, it's not so funny to be funny, you send me, will I do it?" I don't want to be a fool! Li Zhi said quite affirmatively and resolutely. I smiled: "Think about it again, what is this thing in front of you called?" ”

"Didn't you say these are called Huo's pendulum clocks? What's the matter, could it be that their names have a lot to do with whether you send them to me or not? Li Zhi rolled his eyes helplessly, and then asked with a wry smile.

"Think about it yourself, can this be sent? Can I send it in this way? I ignored Li Zhi's ridicule of me, but continued to answer the questions, Li Zhi looked at me suspiciously, chewed quietly, and after a while, his face turned bitter melon color: "Damn, Brother Jun, you are really calculating." ”

I laughed proudly: "Don't say it, I really didn't think about it that way when I first named the teacher, but then I thought it was wrong, but the reputation of this pendulum clock has spread, can I change it again?" Even if you don't mind, it doesn't mean that others don't mind, in case your father asks tomorrow, I said I gave you one, and when the time comes, I'm afraid I won't be able to save my head for the sake of the teacher. ”

Although it's not a big deal, but if it falls into the mouth of people with ulterior motives, it's a big deal, it must, those who are full and have nothing to do, and there are many people who are idle and hurt, especially Chu Suiliang, who has the ability to exaggerate the size of a liquid pool for you.

(To be continued)