"Hehehe, the virtuous son-in-law is too much." Uncle Li said very modestly and insincerely, his eyebrows were crooked, his eyes were narrowed, and his hand stroking his beard pinched out his orchid fingers, and he almost shook his hair and twisted his buttocks. Zhao Kun, who had long been accustomed to me getting along with Uncle Li like this, really began to grit his teeth with the horizontal knife in his hand again.

"Virtuous son-in-law, come on, come on, the old man will fill it for you, do it, alas, since the virtuous son-in-law went to Weinan, the old man feels that there is a lot less fun, this sometimes, I also feel that there seems to be something missing here, the old man really hopes that you can finish everything in Weinan earlier, and then return to my side to make suggestions......" Uncle Li said seriously.

Can I not understand what he meant? It's not because we have a lot of ideas for this young man, and when we lift our buttocks, we can always solve some of the worries in Uncle Li's heart. In addition, the kung fu of patting the sycophants is perfect, the quality is excellent, the quality is first-class, and every sentence scratches the itchy flesh in Uncle Li's heart, it is no wonder that the head of the Tang Empire will not be comfortable.

The old man, the eldest grandson Yinren, etc., also have a considerable level of sycophant kung fu, but the rhetoric is too gorgeous, the literary is too subtle, sometimes it takes half a day to make people reflect, although the veteran ruffians will also pat the fart, but those people are never professionals, too naked, and sometimes the sycophants are not matched, which makes people feel like they have just drunk a sip of wine, just swallowed in the throat, and the smell becomes horse urine.

Well, sycophants are indeed an art, putting admiration and praise into words, and reaching the realm of flesh and numbness, which is called sycophancy. However, as a skilled sycophant, if you want to be able to dig out the beauty from the flaws and the truth from the whimsy of others, there is no spirit of study and dedication that will never reach this level.

Even sometimes, sycophants don't need words to describe, the highest level of sycophants is a look, a posture language, can make the subject feel the sincerity and admiration of the other party's heart. At least, my cooperation with Uncle Li in this regard is quite tacit and flawless.

------------------------------------------------ the students in Qujiang Academy are really ashamed of me, an outstanding young man who is the dean, every student seems to work so hard, their thirst for knowledge makes them like a piece of sponge, absorbing all the nutrients of knowledge, the older ones are nearly forty, and the younger ones are six or seven years old. Whether it is the children of princes and nobles, or the children of poor families, in this learning atmosphere, they all influence each other, discuss each other, and compete with each other.

Very good learning atmosphere, however, some let me have a headache, the most typical example is the third little bastard, smart, talented, in the early years of the son's personal education, has already been trained into a civil and military all-round material, Wen Taowu has no fine jade, but unfortunately, it is precisely because of such capital, with Li Yexu's younger brother Li Yesi and Li Ke's several babies, anyway, a little fart child, often do some laughable things in the academy, of course, they dare not touch their hands for bad things, dare to touch? Ben Gongzi dared to slap it twice, I was embarrassed to beat the babies of other families, but the third child and the baby of Li Ke's family, just talk about Li Ke's gang of sons, I'm afraid that I will make these little fart children scream, Li Ke has to write a thank you letter to Ben Gongzi.

Who made Li Ke and Ben Gongzi brothers who cut off the head of the chicken and burned the yellow paper? What's wrong with slapping them twice, let's do it for their good, we want them to study hard every day, don't be like their own father, eat, drink and have fun all day, don't do business, and specialize in speculation.

"Did a few of them do anything in the academy again?" Sitting in the office, he smiled at Luo Bingwang, who was sitting next to him, Luo Bingwang shook his head: "It's not true, but these days, they are planning to do some wilderness survival training, and I heard that they have recruited a lot of like-minded people, originally Luo Mou did not agree, but who would have thought that your disciples also followed the children to coax, Luo, how to deal with this matter." ”

I'm dizzy, I have palpitations and shortness of breath, my limbs are cold, holding my head, the ancestors are a board, none of these little guys can make people worry, why is it so heartbreaking?

In the case of organization and discipline, I also try my best to arrange some extracurricular sports activities, so that they can vent their inexhaustible energy, such as the Qujiang Academy Sports Meeting held in the summer, swimming, canoeing competitions, and various competitive events, but I must not let them do such unorganized and undisciplined things.

If something happens, you have to be responsible, a big responsibility! The group of students who messed around with the third child knew very well which one was not a child of a family, or a descendant of the lord of the gate, not to mention the children of the prince's family, such as Li Ke and Li Su. No matter which one of them happens, it's a lot of fun.

"No! is also wild survival training, I think they are really full of food and support, and they are also lifesaving, this son will let them survive and not die! Angry, Ben Gongzi rolled up his sleeves and puffed out his cheeks, and sneered viciously. We must not let these little fart children be blind, in that case, in the end, it will be Ben Gongzi, the dean of Qujiang Academy, who is unlucky.

King Luo Bing on the side stopped me crying and laughing. "Don't be annoyed, and sit down first, it's not too late for us to make a conclusion first."

Luo Bingwang pulled me to sit down and said with a smile on the side: "In fact, it is a good thing that they have this kind of thought, after all, this kind of exercise can not only increase their life experience, but also exercise their will. Hehe......"

After listening to Luo Bingwang's words, well, we are angry, but at this time, we can't use others as punching bags, after all, Luo Bingwang is also a senior cadre of the academy, and we must coordinate with each other to do our work. However, not being angry with him does not mean that I have asked him to convince me, or that I have acquiesced to it, which is simply impossible! I snorted, "What else can I have?" These bastard boys, they are obviously tired of life, they want to suffer from hunger and cold, and I will lock them up in a confinement room for three days and three nights, and they don't have to give them anything but water, isn't this more able to exercise their will than surviving in the wild?! ”

------------------------------------------------ King Luo Bin asked me to say this, and I couldn't say a word for a long time, so I couldn't help but smile bitterly and shook my head: "Childe, your trick is really ...... Well, that's straightforward. However, Luo always felt that this was a little inappropriate, after all, the students have this enthusiasm, we can not blindly suppress it, but should guide them to the right path, instead of letting them be rebellious after being suppressed...... These words were told to me word by word by word when Luo punished the students. ”

After listening to Luo Bingwang's words, I really couldn't find any reason to refute it for a while, and fell into a very strange situation, unable to advance or retreat. I can't blame him, I just blame my words and deeds in the past for being too perfect, but now people have seized the loopholes, and it's really, alas, a righteous man and a gentleman hurt people.

Since we can't completely oppose it, we have to find a way to seek common ground while reserving differences, and make both worlds perfect, so that students can not have a sense of resentment, but also can reassure students' parents, and at the same time try to prevent the occurrence of various dangers, so as not to cause immeasurable consequences.

I took a deep breath, calmed down, and paced around the room with square steps, thinking hard about a solution, well, we are excellent traversers, if something really happens to this academy that I have worked so hard to build, it is sorry for the country, sorry for our identity as a traverser, and shame on the people who traversed the world, then there is really no face to be mixed in the traversal realm.

With an idea, Luo Bingwang, who was standing a little worried, smiled toothily, his snow-white front teeth flashed with wisdom, almost unforgiving, at least Luo Bingwang had already narrowed his eyes, and it seemed that he couldn't bear the strength of his son's wisdom: "Survival training in the wild, it's not undesirable, but, there are several reasons that make me worried: First, in the wild, don't talk far, when the Datang Martial Arts Research Institute was built, there were bears in the nearby mountains, and lone wolves were infested, our academy can't afford it! ”

As soon as these words came out, Luo Bingwang could only nod, after all, this son is not a random boast, this year is strange, there are many more wild animals than people, and there is a posture of surrounding the city with agricultural materials, just on the road from Weinan to Chang'an, someone has encountered a tiger, but there are many people, and the current tiger has no interest in sour human flesh, so he slipped into the mountains and forests with his buttocks.

(To be continued)