Do you know about the kamikaze drones of World War II?

On the battlefield of World War II, where there were no missiles and no superweapons, and seeing their country's army retreating step by step, and were already in a dying struggle, those pilots with white scarves on their heads and the words "victory" and "dare to die" drove fighter jets full of ZHA medicine and directly rammed into the enemy's battleships. If half of the unit is hit by the opponent's anti-aircraft artillery fire or fighter jets, of course, it will be a volley explosion and no corpses, but as long as it successfully hits the opponent's battleship, it is definitely a big business that will make a lot of money without losing money!

I need such a kamikaze drone to help me first stir up the landslides and the sea in Indonesia, so that I can lead my brothers to fish in troubled waters and grab the world!

All the "Chinese" on Ping'an Island, as long as they are old fellows in their 60s, especially those who have gray beards and stiff bodies, who hold on to hoes as if they were carrying rifles, and who sit on the ground with their waists still standing up like bayonets, and as soon as we talk in Chinese, our ears are stuck up like rabbits, and we all invite them to the "nursing home" on the grounds that the Chinese nation wants to respect the old and the virtuous.

Believe me, the nursing home created and planned by me is definitely a paradise on earth!

In such a harsh environment as Ping'an Island, we also spared no expense to put a television set in each of their rooms, using diesel generators to generate electricity, and in places where they couldn't jump out of reach, the TV set was uninterrupted 24 hours a day, repeating the information film of the Nanjing Massacre during World War II, the most wonderful scene after the number one war criminal Gangcun Ningji was tried by the International Military Tribunal and finally sentenced to hanging, and the aftermath of the catastrophe in Nagasaki, Long Island, after the United States dropped two atomic bombs. A human comedy that is tattered and makes people want to laugh when they watch it.

If you are tired of reading these materials, don't worry, we have also prepared 20 of the most wonderful dramas produced by them in 2005, and played them in reincarnation for these old people...... Ghost movie!

Good is rewarded with good and evil is rewarded with evil, it is not that the time has not yet come, but when the time comes, all good and evil will be rewarded, this naïve theory has been most perfectly embodied in these twenty films. Many of them were victims from some dry well, from a quagmire, from under a gloomy grave, suddenly protruding from a slender or powerful, or muddy or already as thin and disgusting as a bird's claw...... Hand!

With the perfect sound effect of Dolby surround sound, the shock, the excitement, the thrill, will definitely make the audience's heart suddenly speed up by 20 percent, so that the beautiful sister around you screams, while throwing herself into your arms and trembling tightly, so that you can take the opportunity to eat tofu up and down, and you can also be a serious, gentle and considerate comfort in your mouth, and finally deduce the endless evocative fragrance and sweat darkness of the infinite spring in the world.

Too much money has been invested in the nursing home, and we, the little pirates who have just changed jobs, are also tightening their belts and working hard, and considering that the appetite of the elderly is not very good now, in line with the principle of eating less is only good for physical and mental health, we regularly provide them with a bowl of two or two taels of rice every day. But considering the nutritional problem, we also carefully match a meat dish for them, every time we will mix a full two taels of lard into the rice, in line with the principle of pure natural and pollution-free, we do not add any artificial colors in it, no soy sauce, no aged vinegar, no chicken essence, no salt, no five-spice powder.

Practice has proved that the establishment of nursing homes is correct and beneficial to society. In just one month of opening, I have made the elderly on the island generally gain ten pounds, and they all look white and fat, with ruddy complexions. Their families saw their loved ones being taken care of so well from afar, and they were grateful to Dade one by one, and naturally they sang praises.

In the course of a month, more than 500 nursing home members had increased their chances of heart disease, diabetes, cerebral thrombosis, stroke, and paralysis by at least 50 percent. As for the long list of suicide notes that they wrote before they bit their fingers before they died, and the ghost knew what it was, and they simply ruined it.

As for the words they left behind, "Long live the Great Empire", I was even more kind enough to add two big characters to the back of this text...... Fart! In this way, the full meaning of this sentence is "Long live the empire"! Look at it, how easy to understand, how impassioned?!

"My ancestors are also Chinese, so we are all compatriots, and five hundred years ago, maybe there was still some kinship between seven aunts and eight aunts! Although I am a pirate leader who does all kinds of evil, I will give my family the warmth of spring, and you can live a normal life on Ping'an Island, without worrying about us violating your rights and interests. On the contrary, I will also take on the responsibility of protecting you, and if you have any difficulties, you can come to me directly, as long as I can, I will definitely do my best to help you. Ha ha...... Don't be surprised, we're all brothers and sisters! ”

In the face of all the indigenous people of Ping'an Island, my speech was exchanged for warm applause, and a group of staff officers headed by Bai Ruiqi widened their eyes and scanned the crowd vigorously, as long as they sneered, secretly shook their heads, were heartbroken, and belonged to them, anyway, as long as they did not applaud and did not support, all of them were entered into our roster.

Two weeks later, after my deliberate guidance and generosity of throwing out a large amount of luncheon meat, biscuits, chocolate, marijuana, and heroin, our pirate group has gotten along with the residents of Ping'an Island.

The members of the Fifth Special Force and the Iron Blood Society naturally stayed away from this temptation, and even the perverts, perverts, and perverts in the hooligan camp who sang love songs like nymphos when they saw the female instructor did not dare to make a mistake without the approval of my top brother.

Only the former members of the Red Rose Pirates did not change their bad habits, and one of them could not hold back for a while, lingering among the pollen bushes, and the next day, when he yawned and tied his trouser belt and climbed out of his wife's bed, he was caught red-handed by the rogue battalion Constitution who broke into the door.

I looked coldly at this scrantifiable pirate who was beaten into a giant panda by the gendarmerie, standing on the ground trembling all over, and only when the sperm worm was in the brain, he asked coldly: "Say, how many are there?" ”

The pirate shrank and stretched out two slaps and shook them twice, and said with teeth fighting: "Report...... Report...... Big brother, it's themselves...... Willing...... I didn't, I didn't force them, I, I, I didn't dare! ”

"You've twenty women in two weeks?! You're fucking good!! ”

No one could hear the true meaning of my words, and everyone looked at the pirate with a look of sympathy and admiration that made his heart tremble. I snorted softly and suddenly asked, "Are you wearing a condom?" ”

“…… No. ”

"Bastard!" I slapped the table so hard that the pirate fell to his knees, and I pointed at his nose and yelled, "Are you fucking crazy or stupid?" You have such interests and talents, you can get 142 women a day, as long as you are willing to do not force it, of course Lao Tzu is too lazy to care about you, but to boast that you have made a great contribution to the peaceful coexistence between us and the inhabitants of the island. But now that you are my brother, you have to learn to protect yourself, who can guarantee that they are free of AIDS, gonorrhea, willow, syphilis? Even if those women don't have it now, but when they are happy, they will have a fierce battle with an orangutan and a bull on the island, how can you guarantee that another new virus of African origin, assembled in Europe and the United States, and epidemic, no less than AIDS, will be produced because of them, and will spread widely because of you?!!! ”

The brothers around me all stared at me with their mouths wide open, and they all had the same thought in their hearts: "This...... This...... That's too much, isn't it...... Is this guy really the boss? ”

"Go to Huang Yan to get a box of condoms, and tell her that if there is no such material now, she will immediately send someone out to procure it, yes, it will be purchased as an A-level strategic material. You can come to her regularly every month to pick up condoms and supplements for you, and make your own list of what you need! ”

There was a sound of cracking glasses around me, and I smiled as I watched the pirate fart running out of the office, I suddenly lowered my face, glanced at the perverts in the hooligan camp around me, and said sharply: "If any of you dare to touch those bastard bastards, Lao Tzu will fucking castrate him with his own hands!" Write down the name of that stallion, I have one more important thing to use him! ”

Three weeks later, in order to get along with these indigenous people on Ping'an Island, I formulated a set of plans, regardless of men, women and children, can sign up to participate in batches, to Jakarta, Bali, for a two-day trip, whether it is eating, drinking, Lazar scoop shopping, spitting fines and flirting with girls, the cost incurred by our pirate group is all paid, as we borrow Ping'an Island as a military base rental fee!

After three days of intense registration and election, in line with the principle of giving priority to women and children, I carefully selected 500 residents of Ping'an Island to form a large lineup of women's tour groups, and directly appointed the super stallion who could take 20 women in two weeks, without playing with their bodies, as the tour group leader.

This large group of expatriates ranging from 10 to 50 years old immediately became the focus of everyone's attention as soon as they landed in Jakarta City.

This group of women will shout and scream at any time, causing passers-by to frown countless times, and their bodies, which only take a bath once in a few months, have a foul smell of sea, even if you cover your nose and run past them, you will feel stomach cramps and throat tight. It's just that these women are still self-righteous and constantly flattering the men on the street who are a little "beautiful", and the unrestrained movements, the richness of body language, and the disgusting expressions have reached an unstoppable state.

They squeaked on the street, carrying large bags Chinese of fruit in their hands, and threw the peel and pit into the streets without any scruples, and more than a dozen sanitation workers followed behind this group of super insects, bending over and bending over, cleaning and cleaning. A dozen or so people laughed happily, and slipped the fines into the hands of the stallion in the leader's stallion one by one, and the stallion did not care, throwing out a large denomination of dollars every minute, and saw a dozen people scrambling on the ground, and the stallion laughed loudly with the five hundred members of the tour.

These people did not have the fear and caution of the Chinese to see the indigenous Indonesians, because before leaving, I gave them a brainwashing education: "When you arrive in Jakarta, you must hold your head high and show the momentum and style of our Chinese!" Don't be afraid to spend money, don't let people feel that you are dirt buns! Don't be afraid that someone will deceive you, who am I? I'm a fucking pirate! Lao Tzu lacks everything, that is, there are three things, more money, more guys, and more brothers! Whoever dares to be rude to you in Jakarta, come back and tell me that Lao Tzu will go to Jakarta the next day to annihilate his entire family, and then bring him to you to make amends. ”

Such bold words are really loud, and my status in the hearts of the indigenous "Chinese" of Ping'an Island immediately climbed to an unparalleled realm!

With the full support of a pirate leader like me, can the members of these tour groups not be arrogant, can they not be high-spirited, and can they not swagger through the market?

The owner of the shop, the driver of the taxi, and the ruffians and hooligans wandering around the streets slowly approached the tour group, and when the stallion captain took out a thick stack of banknotes from his arms again, the 100 yuan dollar bill instantly pierced everyone's eyes, and I don't know which Indonesian screamed: "Robbed them!" ”

Dozens of people rushed to the tour group together, and the five hundred women who already had the backstage of the tough underworld let out a scream, and surrounded the dozens of robbers, grabbing, biting, kicking and kicking, and some simply took off their shoes as weapons and slapped each other's heads wildly.

Some people's eyes lit up, and they used the power of kicking the dead to attack the key parts related to the continuation of the reproduction of the race, and scolded again and again: "How did your mother teach you? If you have arms and legs, you don't want to work to support yourself, you blush when you see that others have money, and you want to rob when you reach out, this is called a scoundrel gangster soft bones! If you have the ability, why don't you learn from our commander, you are also robbing, and others are also robbing, why is the grade so much worse......"

This group of women really gave full play to the real surname of shrews, nails, teeth, when did those Indonesian monkeys meet such a strong and obscene woman, they stretched out their two hands to firmly protect their vital points, and let out a burst of screams: "Hit someone!" The Chinese have rebelled in our land, what are our Indonesian brothers still doing in a daze, kill them! ”

The owner of the grocery store picked up a softball bat, the taxi driver drew a machete, and the little gangsters who had nothing to do but thought about how to chirp and steal all day long shouted in their hearts "Haha, here is the opportunity again" while pulling out the daggers they carried with them.

By the time the tour group realized that the atmosphere was not right, they were already surrounded by "well-trained and experienced" Indonesian natives who were staring at them with blood-red eyes. Some unemployed young people have begun to casually grab tourists and pedestrians who look like Chinese around them. Some people simply rushed directly into the convenience store opened by the Chinese with sticks, smashed the huge glass, and shouted: "Kill all these Chinese pigs who keep squeezing us in order to live a decent life!" Get our money back!! ”

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