Fang Shaoyun originally wanted to lie down on his warm bed, but after seeing Peng Feng's silver eyes aiming at the raver mouse on his desk that was as dark blue as sea water, he put on the skin with a flying speed.

While wearing it, she sang "Little girl, get up early in the morning, carry your pants and go to the thatched house ......." After singing the song, Fang Shaoyun finally got up before Peng Feng's evil claws touched Fang Shaoyun's mouse.

Peng Feng said on the side, "Don't sing, I'm worried about it." ”

Fang Shaoyun said: "What are you afraid of, no matter how powerful she is, isn't she a woman, is she so arrogant?" ”

Peng Feng looked sad, "Not only is she arrogant, she is not an ordinary strongman, she is known as the first scmm in the school, HP) Lulu, if she is matched with Wang Feiyu, it is estimated that she can be compared with Zhang Yu back then." Since being targeted by her in the school computer room, there has been a month when we have not been abused by her team, and we have been in great pain. These days of the month are even more depressing than the days when she came there. ”

Fang Shaoyun didn't believe it, and threw a roll of his eyes to Peng Feng. "Please don't insult my idol and my idol's wife, what woman can compare with Zhang Yu? Besides, does Zhang Yu bully the weak like her? I have to hit her with endocrine disorder today, and menopause has to come early. Let her know that interstellar is a man's thing. In Fang Shaoyun's heart, a gentle and demure woman like Xiaoyu, who can't be interstellar, can be regarded as a real woman. In the Internet café, shouting and playing interstellar, it is the best among women, it is a rare animal, you can only watch it from a distance, you can't appreciate it up close.

Peng Feng disagreed, "You don't know how amazing she is, you will know if you fight today, as long as she screams, and the three animals in her team, it is like smoking stimulants, and our brothers can't stop it even if they fight hard." Fight with her today, don't blame me for not reminding you, and don't bury any shadow in your young heart if you lose. ”

Fang Shaoyun snorted, but Peng Feng said again. "We don't blame you for losing, after all, you and we haven't cooperated. He is not familiar with the enemy. You want to join us and train together, but you don't want to. ”

"Isn't it like I don't have time, boss, there are so many courses, and learning is a virtue." Fang Shaoyun said while putting on his coat. "Besides, I'm a Sven person, and I'm abusing vegetables in Haofang at most, beating and killing, which is not suitable for a law-abiding promising young man like me."

***

Outside the campus, there was still a miasma of smoke in the pioneer Internet café at the foot of Yuelu Mountain, and Lulu had just finished playing an interstellar game. The other party is a group of people from the metallurgical department. The other party is always used to nesting in a place called the Life Internet Café to play interstellar. Lulu likes to educate this team that likes to play bighunter every month. Let them know that 4v4 is not drip like that. And every time Lulu can take his HP to cut the opponent with a big score, which somewhat makes Lulu's vanity greatly satisfied.

But in today's game, I don't know if the opponent has taken any stimulants, but Lulu's side lost miserably. If it weren't for her ladylike image, Lulu would have started pulling her hair a long time ago. So Lulu had to connect to Haofang's rookie room to abuse the rookie.

"I'm a spinach, a cabbage, a cabbage, a ......." Lulu wondered, today is evil, and I can't help but have an explosion of character even in the rookie team of the metallurgical department, and even in the interstellar, there is such an inexplicable and wonderful voice.

It wasn't until he noticed that the eyes of the people sitting around him were focused on him, and Lulu remembered that the voice was the ringtone of his new mobile phone yesterday.

"Which one, report the name first." The look on the phone of Lulu, who was disturbed to the point of abusing vegetables, is very reminiscent of menopausal women.

"Damn, I'm your grandmother, don't you have caller ID on your phone? I'll tell you the good news, when the first period of engineering math class ended, the teacher couldn't think about it for a while, and called the name, lulu, you were recorded again, and you succeeded. ”

With a thud, Lulu jumped out of her chair. Picking up his coat, he shouted to a bunch of animals hiding in a dark corner, "Kay said, the engineering math teacher has called the name." "Bang bang, there was the sound of chairs shaking everywhere. A litter of people crowded at the exit of the Internet café. "The hostess checks out, the hostess checks out."

There are more than 100 machines in the Pioneer Internet Cafe, which was still overcrowded, and there are many people who can't wait for the machines waiting in the sofa at the door. As a result, a batch of machines has been emptied all of a sudden.

***

There were more than a dozen people crowded outside the 520 room in the new front, and no one refused to enter the classroom, and the old teacher Fan was there to give a pre-class speech for the second class. "Look at it, look at it, how come there aren't many people in such a big lecture hall. Two classes, more than a hundred people. How many have just come? 1, 2, 3, 4....There are less than 70 of them. Although I know that you all like to make up for the exam, you can't always come to your usual classes....... ”

"Lulu, you better go in first." A lewd man in the crowd suggested.

"Yes, yes, yes, yes," the rest of the people immediately chimed in.

"Good for you, for you, why am I again." Lulu doesn't do "you dirty, shameless, dirty, despicable, and extremely insidious men." When this kind of thing happens, I always have to go first, give a reason first. ”

"Who made you look so delicate, vibrant, and pretend to be innocent, and have a very thick skin." Another voice rang out.

Lulu stretched out his finger and pointed at the man, but looking at everyone's eager gaze, Lulu had to slowly move to the door of the classroom and clear his throat. Pretending to be very innocent, Chu Chu knocked on the door pitifully, and after attracting the teacher's attention, Lulu blinked very sadly and said, "I'm sorry, Teacher Fan, can I come in." ”

"Lulu, where did you go in the last class, are you sick?" Seeing Lulu's melancholy look, Teacher Fan asked cautiously, looking concerned.

"I was not feeling well in the last class, so I went to the school hospital to have a look and prescribed some medicine." As she spoke, Lulu pulled something out of her pocket, raised it quickly, and then quickly put it back. The people next to them felt a chill, because they could see clearly that Lulu had nothing more than a lipstick in his hand.

"Then come in, if you don't feel well, go back to the dormitory to rest, don't get tired."

Lulu succeeded in his plan and remained silent. "Thank you for your concern, but I'm much better now, and I'm fine." After saying that, he walked straight to the back seat. As I walked, I thought, TND, you old pervert, you are so old that you will burn your skull when you see a beautiful woman. If I hadn't been in a good mood today, I wouldn't have given you Chet.

Before Mr. Fan could react, he was depressed to see N people following behind Lulu's ass one after another, and arched straight to the seat behind him without saying a word.

When Teacher Fan reacted, the classroom was almost full, fortunately, it was not in vain in college for so many years, and the last few buddies who wanted to sneak in were still stopped by him.

"What are you doing?"

"Diarrhea, go to the toilet, how do you know that you can't squat as soon as you go to the toilet." The four guys are righteous and stern.

Teacher Fan sneered. "All go to the toilet before the new one?"

The four of them nodded in unison.

"Don't think I'm old and trying to deceive me, who doesn't know, the toilet in front of the new one, there are only two pits."

There was a thud, and the classroom was overturned.

***

"How was the game against the Fever today, won or lost?" After Lulu was seated, Kay turned to her and asked. Lulu's face was still triumphant, but suddenly there were dark clouds. scolded: "NND, I almost won, Onion Head and Xiaobai, obviously not in the state, on the Hunter, it's like visiting Wuyi Square." The state of the other party's melon babies is called a fierce one, I really doubt that they are going to fight heroin collectively. Killall and MX310 are two guys driving fanatics all over the map, and what's even more annoying is that they don't know which country in Africa they imported a livestock-grade one, and the bare-ass spearmen are out, that's called a lot. It's like killing gods and killing insects, and the onion-headed spearmen are compared to him, and the number of people is so small that it is as rare as a giant panda. ”

Looking at Lulu's spitting appearance, Kay looked sympathetic and understanding. "I'll accompany you to see what kind of livestock the group of people at the Life Internet Cafe have imported after class."

"Hehe, I know it's still you." Lulu smiled at Kay and pinched Kay's bouncy ass by the way.

***

"You performed well today, why didn't you see that you had this talent before." Peng Feng smiled. "Today it's called a cool, although we don't like to bully women very much, but we can't always let a woman ride on our head to be a blessing. Say what you say today is also to save enough face for our fathers, just by virtue of this, you are the reborn parent of our team, say, buddy, what are you going to eat today. Big brother, I'm in for a treat. ”

"Tell me a woman earlier, how strong can it be, just invite me to eat rice noodles and cola."

"Then what's the matter, it's been such a great favor for us today, why don't you eat this. How can a meal of rice noodles and a glass of Coke send you away, if I don't invite you to a good meal, my conscience will be disturbed. Of course, if someone asks about today, you'll say you're a fanatic. ”

Fang Shaoyun rolled his eyes, "When did I become your team." ”

Peng Feng greeted him with a smile, "What is the relationship between our brothers, who are you not with me." ”

Fang Shaoyun had a violent chill and ran to the second student cafeteria. Peng Feng also flew with Fang Shaoyun to the second student cafeteria like a gust of wind.

The second cafeteria is quiet because it is far from the girls' dormitory. The three canteens are different. Because it is close to the women's dormitory of the Department of Foreign Languages, a large number of birds and beasts from the temple such as environmental construction and mechanical and electrical equipment come to hunt for beauty every day. Often in front of a woman with a decent posture, there are several pairs of green and faint eyes.

But in front of Lulu and Kay, who appeared in the second cafeteria today, they were also staring at by these pairs of green and faint eyes. Lulu was discussing with Kay as he walked into the second cafeteria.

"That life Internet café is really vibrant, as soon as I entered the door, I found that someone was watching a wonderful little movie in the corner, obscene, very obscene."

Kay vomited, "Lewd, you're still desperately arching there, as if you're afraid you can't see clearly." ”

"I'm not here to spy on the enemy, or I wouldn't have known that those cattle were coming to the second canteen."

***

In the second cafeteria, Fang Shaoyun ate the dishes in front of him, while secretly thinking, "I knew that there was so much oil and water, and it was best for that woman to find a fanaticism every day." "But before I finished eating, I heard Peng Feng's scream." It's miserable. ”

Before Fang Shaoyun could react, he heard Peng Feng say in a voice like a mosquito flying: "Don't forget what I just told you." ”

"Yo~~ Order so many dishes, and I'm not afraid to eat it." Before Fang Shaoyun could understand what was happening, a voice like this came from his ears.

Fang Shaoyun had goosebumps all over his body for no reason, and there was a bang. For no reason, Fang Shaoyun reminded him of the opening remarks of the old bustard when he appeared in the third-level film of N many Hong Kong and Taiwan.

Lulu honestly and unceremoniously sat down next to Fang Shaoyun. Stretching out his evil claws, he scooped up a chicken leg in the basin in front of Fang Shaoyun. Kay was so ashamed that she kept lamenting that she was careless in making friends.

Fang Shaoyun hadn't figured out who was coming, but Peng Feng in front of him put on a smile that would only show when he saw his aunt and grandmother. "What kind of wind is blowing you lulu?"

Lulu looked at Fang Shaoyun, his messy hair, his wrinkled niket shirt, his slightly pale face that lacked sleep and was out of tune. In addition to being a little decadent, he is quite an honest person, how could he be mixed with a depraved teenager like Peng Feng.

"It tastes good." Fang Shaoyun watched Lulu spit out a bone unwillingly. "Peng Feng, you played well today, what's the matter, it's a celebration banquet."

stared at Fang Shaoyun again: "Look at you white and tender, you are quite an honest person, why don't you learn well and learn from others to be a gunman." ”

"He's not a Gunners, he's a new recruit." When Peng Feng met the legendary Lulu, he suddenly lost his temper, accompanied by a smiling face, looking like the puppet army in the anti-Japanese film.

Fang Shaoyun was enraged, he couldn't stand the girl's domineering appearance the most, although Lulu had clear eyes, surnamed lips, straight nose, and ....... But what Fang Shaoyun couldn't stand the most was that such a little woman actually said with her eyes crossed that she was white and tender.

"Gunman, did you see me shoot?" Fang Shaoyun stared at Lulu desperately. "What's wrong with gunmen, it's not a promising profession yet, and besides, some people can't even be gunners."

Fang Shaoyun looked at Lulu with disdain and said, "Because some people don't have guns at all." ”

Peng Feng didn't laugh out loud after exerting his strength, Lulu was so angry that his face turned white, and he couldn't speak with his little fist. Lulu only felt that there was no more shameless and obscene guy in the world than Fang Shaoyun.

Kay is also stupid, only Lulu has always played hooligan to others, and no one has dared to play hooligan like this to Lulu. Looking at Lulu, Kay knew the storm was coming.

"Do you dare to fight us again?" Lulu, who had been holding back for a long time, finally resisted the urge to kill this super shameless hooligan in front of him.

Fang Shaoyun snorted and said, "Okay, next time I fight with you, I will definitely choose the Protoss." ”

When Lulu and Kay disappeared, Peng Feng held his stomach and laughed out of tears. said: "Big brother, big brother, I have served you." Some people don't have guns at all, haha, you can figure it out if it's so strong. ”

Fang Shaoyun grinned disdainfully, "Don't think that you can do whatever you want if you are beautiful, you can come out in the middle of the night and pretend to be Wang Zuxian, you really think that this is a matriarchal society." ”

Peng Feng, who was relieved, said, "Brother, I still have something to understand. "What." "Why did you say you were going to choose the Protoss in the end?"

"Because I'm going to kill her alive with a fork in the stars."