Ah Bai and more than 310 senior brothers quickly fainted, because during the banquet, Tutor Xiao Li saw a few new dishes on the menu, so he proposed to call to eat and eat, but the first one was called "Fighting to Defeat the Buddha", and in a plate that came up was half a piece of Buddha's hand, with a bean sprout inserted on it. Next is the "dark fragrance before the wind", pop! Served to the table were a few pieces of stinky tofu. What's even more unbearable is the "World Meeting", whoosh, what was served was actually a pot of stewed tofu engraved with the word "Tianxia".

But in this way, Guo Xixian still toasted Zhang Peng cup by cup, and said, isn't there still a Wu Yingda in your dormitory? Is his ID a dream or is your ID a dream into a god?

Zhang Peng said that he dreamed of it, but I often borrowed it.

Guo said carefully, oh so that's the case, come, sister, I'll toast you again.

The group of people saw that something was wrong, and Ah Bai secretly pulled Yang Zhan and said, "Guo Xixi seems to want to get your brother drunk, could it be that she has taken a fancy to this little guy?" Want to have a drunken mess? ”

Yang Zhan said, "You care so much, just drink it yourself." It's a big deal, I'll find a car to tow him back later. ”

In the eyes of a group of people, Zhang Peng must be poured down by Guo Xixiao, because everyone is drunk if he is not drunk, and he is generally drunk faster when he drinks with a beautiful mm, not to mention that women either don't drink, and those who drink are usually very strong, when bidding farewell to the seniors of the previous session, a group of people saw Guo take a sip of a large glass of liquor and then pull Xiao Ai back to his nest without changing his face.

But a group of people obviously underestimated Zhang Peng's amount of alcohol, Zhang Peng was not in kindergarten when his old man was already very perverted with a spoon to feed him beer to drink and play, and when Zhang Peng went to kindergarten, Zhang Peng was already able to drink beer and listen to Qingdao was not satisfied with it again.

Drinking back and forth, a group of people, including Guo Xixian and Ai Jing, were drunk to death, Zhang Peng could still go to the last WC without changing his face, Ai Jing saw that something was wrong, so he asked Guo Xixiao to drink less, from the beginning Ai Jing knew that Guo Xixian wanted to pour him down, because although Guo Xixian said that everyone's grievances were so settled, but from childhood to adulthood, Guo Xixian even had his first kiss, so if someone touched the important parts and then counted it, Guo Xixian would not be Guo Xixian.

But it seemed to be too late at this time, Ai Jing pulled her, she didn't react, she carried the bottle and said I'll show one for everyone, and when Ai Jing grabbed her bottle, she had already drunk half a bottle, and said with a smile, Xiao Ai, I'm fine, right. After a pause, Guo suddenly asked Ai Jing and Zhang Peng, "Does my appearance look good?" Or shouldn't girls play interstellar at all? Save so many people scolding and can't fight back. ”

Hearing Guo Xixi's incoherent appearance and confused eyes, Zhang Peng didn't know what to say for a while, he originally wanted to say that you don't look like anything at all, it's a little charming, and your interstellar play is very good, those people are just foxes and fake tigers, next time they shout like that, you just shout that they have a kind of heads-up with you, and if you lose, just cut off the little jj.

But before Zhang Peng could say this, he heard a pop, and then he heard Ah Bai shouting, and 310 fell into the gutter.

It turns out that many of the sewers outside the University are not closed, they belong to the kind of drop of half a meter, which is very wide, so that the water flowing down the mountain can be quickly discharged on rainy days, Ah Bai and 310 just stood in a row and peed in the gutter, and as a result, 310, who was almost drunk with urine, fell into a weak leg.

Zhang Peng heard Ah Bai shouting like that, so he said "I", and then he was about to save people, but Yang Zhan grabbed him and said, "It's okay, it's not the first time anyway, that's it for today, you send Guo Xixi and Ai Jing back." Zhang Peng nodded and saw that a person with a very experienced person went to pull 310 with Ah Bai, while the other two picked up the beer bottles that had been drunk, and the other sent Tutor Xiao Li, who had almost drunk it, back.

Zhang Peng asked very strangely, "If these beer bottles are not returned, why do you have to move them back?" At this time, Guo Xixiao, who was a little drunk and hazy, burped and patted Zhang Peng and said, "The new guy next time I call you to take a look, you will know what these beer bottles are for." But for now, you better come with us, so that you don't have to be insulted on the way and say that we are not well protected. ”

When Guo Xian said this, Zhang Peng sweated profusely, and he was afraid that Guo Xian would spray himself like Jun Jixian in my savage girlfriend.

When Zhang Peng returned to the dormitory, it was already more than nine o'clock in the evening, and as soon as Wu Yingda smelled Zhang Peng's full of wine, he asked, Zhang Peng, how much wine have you drunk. Zhang Peng said about seven or eight bottles, and Wu Yingda said I damn it, are you a buffalo or a beer can, go to the small living room at night, and save you from drinking and messing around with the wrong object.

After a pause, Wu Yingda suddenly said, "By the way, our mountaineering association has a senior of the industrial and commercial institute named Zhang Feng, he has a nickname called Love Saint, he told me a pickle girl nirvana before, I really can't imagine that you don't drink this drunken look, you are also quite vigorous in the gymnasium this afternoon, it is estimated that it also left a deep impression on Mi Wei, if you take the hot iron to come like this, it is estimated that you can take Mi Wei down in one fell swoop." ”

Zhang Peng said with some skepticism, "What nirvana?" Okay. ”

"In fact, women, like men, yearn for a vigorous love." Wu Yingda said, "And the difference with men is that girls are easily moved by infatuation and pathos, you see how many mm of tears did the Titanic attract back then?" Did you cry when you watched Titanic? ”

"What are you crying about? But that Rose's figure is very plump. Zhang Peng said, "What are you talking about all this miscellaneous stuff?" ”

"The nirvana that senior brother told me is the swan song of infatuation and pathos." Wu Yingda said, "You prepare a bottle of Erguotou, guard it in front of the third house, and wait until you see Mi Wei from a distance and are about to appear, you can quickly take a sip, and then pour all the Erguotou on your head, make it look like you are drunk, and pour it on the lawn, Mi Wei, since I saw you for the first time, I can't forget you, how how..., the kind girl will definitely not bear to come over to see you, and then you will hug her, and the next thing will be up to you." ”

Zhang Peng said, "Damn, is it okay to go directly to the grass five times?" ”

Wu Yingda said, "Dog, I'll be serious with you, anyway, the senior said that the success rate of his use of this trick is 100 percent." Do you want to do it by looking at it?

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(PS: Anyone who reads my book should know the joke on the grass five times, right?) Eun, I don't know if I won't tell you. ）