"NND is really good."

Zhang Peng breathed a sigh of relief, judging from Guo Xixi's first sentence, Guo Xixi's head was not burned. After she said that, she continued, "I think that the solar water heater at home broke down in the winter, so I took a shower with cold water and was all right." But now TMD can't do anything anymore, it's old, it's useless... ”

After sighing for about seventeen or eighteen sentences, Guo Xiba felt thirsty twice, so she asked Zhang Peng pitifully, "This uncle, can you give me saliva to drink?" ”

Zhang Peng went to pour a glass of boiling water, then unscrewed a bottle of mineral water, poured some into it, and took a sip and felt that the water temperature was just right before serving it to Guo Xixi. Guo Xi seemed to be really thirsty, so she drank half a cup, and suddenly she asked Zhang Peng, "This classmate, do you have AIDS?" ”

"So what." Zhang Peng snorted and said, "It won't be transmitted by drinking water, it will only be infected through eight and a half branches." ”

Guo Xixian continued to drink water and asked Zhang Peng curiously, what is eight and a half branches. Zhang Peng said, "This is not suitable for children. Guo Xixian straightened his chest and said, "Please, I'm over twenty, how about the three people." ”

"Okay." Zhang Peng reluctantly explained to Guo in detail, "You are four branches, and I have one more than you in the middle, which is five, that, if you go in, the two of you will become eight again, and when you come out, it will be eight and a half." What about this movement, that's it, eight and a half branches, eight eight and a half branches~. ”

"Poof" Guo Xi choked all of a sudden, she wanted to say to Zhang Peng that you are a hooligan, but she couldn't speak, just coughed like a storm. Zhang Peng panicked, and immediately patted her back nervously, and asked while patting, "How is it, are you okay, Guo Xixi?" ”

With a soft "snap", Guo's slender body suddenly froze, holding the cup and not moving. Zhang Peng was even more nervous and asked Guo Xixi what is wrong with you. Guo Xixi was about to cry, and said extremely depressed, "Uncle, I beg you, it's okay, don't shoot it?" ”

Zhang Peng immediately stopped and looked at Guo Xixian in puzzlement. As a result, Guo shrunk into the quilt with a red face, and said, "Zhang Peng, your level is really high enough, you can shoot my bra off with two casual shots." ”

Sweat! It turned out that Zhang Peng accidentally patted the buckle of Guo's thin cover just now and loosened it. It is said that the buckle of most mm covers is the same as Guo Xian's on the back, and the cover will slide down as soon as it is loosened. Guo Xixi was extremely embarrassed, and wanted to lie in the quilt and re-fasten the cover, but because of a hand injury, he tried several times without success.

And what made Guo Xixian even more depressed was that a nurse mm walked in at this time, said to Guo Xixian that she was going to hang water, and then hung a drip on Guo Xixiao's intact paws.

Faint! If only Xiao Ai were here. Guo carefully looked at Zhang Peng beside him for several minutes, and finally made up his mind and said helplessly, "Uncle, you took it off, please help me buckle it again." Zhang Peng was very surprised, as if he hadn't heard Guo Xixi's words at all, Guo Xixi was almost so angry that he smashed Zhang Peng with a pillow in his mouth, "You pig, did you hear what I said to you, I won't say it a third time, help me fasten the cover!" ”

Seeing that Guo Xi was about to go crazy, Zhang Peng nodded stubbornly, but it is indeed a very difficult job for a person like Zhang Peng who has no experience at all and has not even studied the structure of the hood. After groping through his clothes for a long time, Zhang Peng still couldn't complete the task, Guo Xixian was almost angry, and said Zhang Peng, did you deliberately touch around and eat my tofu.

Depend on! As soon as Guo Xian said this, Zhang Peng's manhood came up, and he asked for his surname and said: "Guo Xixiao, don't blame me", Ah exclaimed, Guo Xian felt a chill behind her back, and Zhang Peng had already lifted her sweater. Zhang Peng saw Guo Xian's two white floral hood straps lying quietly on her smooth back, saying that Guo's thin back looked so **, Zhang Peng's hands trembled a little, just like doing an explosive chemical experiment, Zhang Peng carefully picked up the two straps with his fingers, but even so, he accidentally touched the part under Guo's thin and smooth shoulders, and it felt so slippery. Guo Xixian moved very unnaturally at this time, and his expression was very strange. It felt like eating something weird.

Zhang Peng finally buttoned the hood, and the two of them breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, Zhang Peng wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead, thinking to himself, it was more difficult than beating an aircraft carrier out of a group. But at this time, Guo Xi's expression was even more strange, it turned out that the two of them were too nervous just now, although they buckled it, but they didn't match the cover with Guo Xixi's Mimi at all, so it was uncomfortable. Guo twisted a few times and couldn't help it, then looked at Zhang Peng helplessly and said, "The front is not aligned, did you mean it?" ”

Zhang Peng wiped a handful of sweat and said, "Then what should I do, do I want to help you untie it again?" ”

"Damn, there's something wrong with you!" Guo Xixian almost shouted, "You and I are your one-acre three-point test field?" One will untie and one will deduct. ”

"I can't help it, I've done it once anyway." Zhang Peng nodded, and said as if he had made up his mind: "Guo Xixi, don't say it", Guo Xixi suddenly became nervous, "What do you want to do?" But before he finished speaking, Guo Xixian felt a cold feeling on his back again, and the sweater was lifted from behind again, and in a moment Zhang Peng's paws swept over some inappropriate places for children, Guo Xixi felt that he was touched by Zhang Peng in some places, so Guo Xixian only closed his eyes in pain. Did you say that you did this once, did it buckle it for me this time, or was it the indecent assault in front of the dormitory? Guo Xixian wanted to ask Zhang Peng like this, but Zhang Peng quickly put Guo Xixi's clothes away, said "I'll go to a WC, I'll help you see the drip later", and then ran away.

Guo Xixian originally felt that the hood was very refreshed after being adjusted, but when she heard Zhang Peng's words, Guo Xixian became extremely nervous, she thought that she didn't seem to have been to the bathroom when she got up in the morning, and if she hung up the water halfway, she couldn't help but want to relax, so what should I do? Do you want him to help carry it? Thinking about it like this, Guo Xixiao didn't even dare to drink half a mouthful of water anymore, and kept praying in his heart that something like that would never happen.

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(En,The second shift in the early morning is coming.,After reading this update.,All the recommended votes have to be cast.") ）