Everyone on the earth knows that China's gossip spreads faster than the news broadcast of CCTV, and it also spreads very well, for example, there is a hen in Hexi who gave birth to a double yolk egg, and this is how it was passed when it was spread to Hedong: "Lao Zhang, I haven't seen you for a long time, by the way, do you know the old Wang family in Hexi?" "You know, there's a crooked-necked willow tree at the door, what's wrong?" "You know, one of his hens got up this morning and laid a duck egg, hey, TMD is still double yellow."

"Lao Zhao, Lao Zhao." "What's wrong? Lao Zhang, what's the matter? "Lao Zhao, let me tell you, do you know the old Wang family in Hexi? His hen is god, and actually gave birth to two ostrich eggs, both of which are double yellow. ”

"Old money, old money." "What's wrong, Lao Zhao?" "Do you know the old Wang family in Hexi? His hens had a nest of dinosaur eggs this morning, and they were all double yellow! ”

Therefore, although in the competition with the Industrial and Commercial Institute, I had jumped out to explain the eating of tomatoes for the first time, but by the next afternoon, when Zhang Peng ran to the Xinqian Teaching Building to attend classes, the whole CUHK had already spread the news: the captain of the Industrial and Commercial Institute team, I ate tomatoes and was killed by ohyes!

When he heard a few passing animals discussing this in the corridor of the classroom, Zhang Peng was dizzy again. The reason why I say another word is because Zhang Peng had just fainted once not long ago.

Originally, Zhang Peng should still be practicing interstellar in his nest, but when he was practicing hard, he received a text message from several animals in the same class at the same time, "Come to Xinqian 201 to go to college physics!" Just now, Associate Professor Li couldn't think about it for a while, and he named it again! We helped you say that you were squatting in the toilet, but if you didn't show up within fifteen minutes, it is estimated that Old Man Li would not want to go in and give you a piece of paper. ”

No way! Zhang Peng replied, "Didn't you ask Da Ge to name me, what about others?" ”。 One of the animals immediately replied, "I'm sorry, Da Ge didn't come either, and we also said that he was squatting in the toilet." ”

I'm dizzy! Zhang Peng was dizzy for a while, and immediately put on his skin and ran wildly to the new front teaching building, and on the way to the teaching building, he dialed Wu Yingda's mobile phone, but Zhang Peng actually found that Wu Yingda's mobile phone had been shut down. At this time, Zhang Peng remembered that Wu Yingda had not appeared in his place in the past few days. Is something wrong? Zhang Peng kept thinking about this problem after entering the classroom. But because Zhang Peng practiced very hard during this period of time, he basically only slept six or seven hours a day, and most of the time was spent playing interstellar, plus he had skipped several classes, and the teacher couldn't understand what he said like a book from heaven, so he listened to Zhang Peng's body and slowly bowed down, and his eyes couldn't be opened, so Zhang Peng asked for the book and put it up, ready to sleep through most of the class, and then go to the dormitory to see what is going on with the students who dream into the mind these days.

Falling asleep, Zhang Peng suddenly felt cold water slipping over his face, "Could it be that which animal slept too hard and even saliva flowed here?" In the haze, Zhang Peng was so startled that he immediately raised his head, but he saw that many animals in the class were looking at him quietly, their eyes flashing with extreme jealousy, and Guo Xilian, who was wearing a very academic style plaid jacket and an incomparably flying skirt, sat beside him secretly with a smile, and there were water droplets hanging on his two paws.

Zhang Peng raised his head and found that the teacher didn't seem to notice this, so he secretly asked, "Guo Xixi, why did you come here?" Guo Xixian took out the wrapping paper from the small bag he was carrying very proudly, took out a piece and wiped his hands clean, and then clicked on the classroom diagonally opposite the door and said, "Didn't I have a class with Xiao Ai?" In that classroom, NND, the professor's immortal voice made me vomit, so I slipped out the back door and went to the WC to breathe, but I didn't expect to see you sitting here, sleeping like a pig. ”

"En" Zhang Peng nodded secretly in understanding. Because the teaching level of CUHK is basically inversely proportional to the title, it is not that the level of professors is not as good as that of lecturers, but because it takes at least a lot of age to mix with professors, these professors usually do not focus on teaching students, many times they can't understand their lectures, and the tone of their voices makes people drowsy, just like the old man Li who is in class now is in his early fifties, but he is only an associate professor, and few people can understand his lectures.

As he said this, Zhang Peng saw Guo Xian take out a box of chewing gum from his bag, pour out two and chew it. Zhang Peng said: "Guo Xixi, you eat alone? Guo Xixiao gave Zhang Peng two grains very angrily, then threw the gum back into the bag, and took out the nail clippers from the bag to trim the nails.

It is said that Guo's slender fingers are slender and long, which is very good-looking, but at this time, Zhang Peng, who was bored, said to Guo Xixiao, "Can you bring your bag over and let me study it?" ”

"What?" Guo Xixian suddenly dragged his bag with great vigilance, "What do you want to do that hurts the heavens and reason?" ”

"This senior sister, don't be nervous." Zhang Peng said, "I'm just curious, I always feel that your girl's bag is like a robot cat's pocket, as if everything can be taken out, I just want to know how many things are in it, it is said that foreign girls will also put a set in it, in case of indecent behavior, you can also ask the other party to wear it, I don't know if you will put one?" Why don't you show me? ”

"Die! It's good if I don't insult people. And what if you are insulted? "Guo said carefully, why are your thoughts so dirty? Do I have to sacrifice myself to fulfill your curiosity? Why don't you just say to a mm that I'm going to study your underwear? Maybe someone else will do it for you. “

Zhang Peng pleaded, "The bag is not underwear, it's different, right?" ”

"Maybe there's underwear in your bag?"

When the two of them were arguing to pass the boring time, there was a bang, and the door of the classroom was pushed open, and an animal who didn't know anyone stood at the door, his eyes blood-red and panting like a cow.

"This classmate, what are you doing here, didn't you see that there is a class going on here?" The old man Li in front of the podium was stunned for a moment and then reacted, he wanted to say this to the animal, but before he could say it, the animal had already said with a thick throat, "Which one is Zhang Peng, stand up!" ”

Yes? The eyes of the entire class were focused on Zhang Peng. I'm dizzy! Zhang Peng didn't understand what was going on, he sat down and didn't stand up, and asked weakly, "I'm Zhang Peng, what's the matter?" I don't seem to know you. ”

"Don't know me! What does it matter if you don't know me, my girlfriend is because you broke up with me, and you caused our wife to break up, you know? ”

"Huh?" Zhang Peng said, "You must be mistaken, right?" Is there anyone else named Zhang Peng? ”

"Isn't this a material department? Your name is ohyes!" The animal said angrily, "It's not you, who else!" ”

The old man Li in front of the podium finally couldn't stand it anymore, and he said angrily, "Go out and settle the matter between you, don't affect my class here." ”

Zhang Peng could only hold the book and notebook to the corridor, Guo Xixian also followed, in the corridor Zhang Peng looked at the sad and angry animal very depressed and said, "Big brother, you recognize the wrong person, I haven't pried anyone's corner or robbed anyone's girlfriend." ”

"Who made your interstellar play so well!" The animal pointed to Zhang Peng's nose and said: "I mm was good with me the day before yesterday, but after I got on BBS yesterday, I said that you are good at interstellar, the fork is so fierce, you are a newcomer king, and you are good-looking, she is also looking for such a boyfriend, saying that she doesn't like me like this..."

After saying that, the animal spat fiercely on Zhang Peng's body, and then left with red eyes.

Zhang Peng was dumbfounded all of a sudden, standing speechless, Guo Xixian immediately took out a piece of paper from his bag to help him wipe the saliva on his clothes, and said to Zhang Peng while wiping her, "Don't worry, don't care about your business, TMD despises such a man the most, he can't keep the women of his own family, and he has to blame others." ”

Zhang Peng was a little speechless as he watched Guo Xixian throw the paper ball into the wastepaper basket in the corridor like a basket, and after a few seconds he asked Guo Xixi: "Why am I famous now?" ”

"Of course." Guo said carefully, "You are estimated to be more famous than Murong now." ”

Zhang Peng asked why, didn't he win the same game as the previous two games?

"Same as the previous two games?" Guo Xi said, "Who am I eating tomatoes, I am the first brother of the Industrial and Commercial Institute, his heads-up strength has always been recognized as the top five of CUHK, can their reputation be comparable to him?" And we beat them 3-0 yesterday. ”

"But we also beat the Outer Chinese Academy 3-0!"

"You pig, it's not the same thing, the Industrial and Commercial Institute was the top team last year, is it comparable to the Foreign Chinese College?" Guo carefully educated Zhang Peng and said, "Although Yang Zhan and I were in good shape yesterday, we successfully played a three-to-zero, but everyone also knows that sometimes a famous master in a team is not so much a stable scoring guarantee as the banner and soul of this team, you also saw that after I ate tomatoes so embarrassed yesterday, the momentum of the Industrial and Commercial Institute was gone, and the Industrial and Commercial Institute ate zero eggs for the first time in the past two seasons, and we also won all three games to reach the top of the standings with a small score first. Do you know what everyone says on the forums now? ”

Zhang Peng said, "I went back yesterday to study Murong's rep, and I didn't read it, how can I say it?" ”

Guo Xi said: "Everyone says that you have at least 60 percent of the credit for the three victories of the Department of Materials, and even if Murong of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering is bullish, the Institute of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering has never been at the top of the list, and the vast majority of people say that Ohyes! is the real king of newcomers." ”