"Why are you back?" Guo asked Zhang Peng, who came back with a small flower umbrella: "The rent outside is only 30 yuan a day, is it not enough money to ask me to borrow?" ”

Ai Jing looked at Guo Xixian strangely, she felt that the little girl seemed to be very entangled now, she didn't know what happened to Guo Xixi and Zhang Peng during this time, how Guo Xixi's umbrella was in his hand... At this time, Zhang Peng tilted his head and said to Guo carefully, "What are you talking about, I'm not a casual person." Besides, if Ai Jing doesn't bring an umbrella, how can you go back. ”

"You're so kind?" Guo snorted softly and questioned. But Ai Jing clearly felt that Guo Xixian was not as entangled as she was just now, and she heard Guo Xixian continue: "Congratulations, this classmate, you can go to the bottom of the overpass to tell fortunes, and hang a sign called Zhang Banxian, because you are right, Xiao Ai really didn't bring an umbrella today." ”

Zhang Peng smiled and said, "Although your proposal is good, I don't want to rob other people's jobs." ”

"Damn it, give you a pole and you'll really climb up!" Guo Xixian looked at Zhang Peng with extreme disdain and said, "Just such a small umbrella, how can you fight three people?" Is it me standing outside in the rain or Xiao Ai standing outside in the rain? ”

Sweat! Zhang Peng looked at the small flower umbrella in his hand, which could only hit two people at most, but he didn't expect it, so he could only say expectantly, "It's better for me to stand outside." ”

"It's supposed to make you sober and sober in the rain, don't see a female animal and your IQ will be zero." Guo Xixi was extremely relieved and very unsurnamed snatched the umbrella from Zhang Peng's hand, but when she opened it, she found that the rain, which seemed to be falling for days and nights, had slowly stopped. Depend on! So Guo Xixian could only helplessly stretch out his little finger and point to the sky and say, "Heaven! Sister Fairy! O Jade Emperor! If you don't get along with your husband like this again, you will go to the old man's house to convert to Jesus. ”

At this time, she was not happy to deal with the smug animal.

The houses at CUHK are built on the hill, and the road from the new front teaching building to the dormitory area behind it is winding upward, so when it rains, yellow water will flow down the road.

Poof! On the way to the Fourteenth House, Guo Xixian looked silently at the splash under her and Ai Jing's feet at first, but after two minutes, she couldn't help but ask Zhang Peng on the side: "What did you and Mi Wei say along the way just now?" ”

"Huh?" Zhang Peng replied: "Nothing, I didn't expect her to remember my name..."

"And so she left with you?" Guo Xixi suddenly became alert, "Then did she tell you your mobile phone number?" ”

"No, I just talked about the Star League, it was raining so hard, it was relatively close, and I forgot about it when I was a little nervous." Zhang Peng asked, "Guo Xixi, why do you care so much about what she says to me?" ”

"Damn, who cares about you!" Guo jumped up and knocked on Zhang Peng's head and said, "I thought that men would become more fierce when they were pasted with women one by one, but I didn't expect to give you the umbrella, and you didn't make any flower water!" Rubbish! ”

"How can you make flower water with an umbrella?" Zhang Peng muttered, Guo raised his eyebrows and said, "What did you say?" Zhang Peng said, "Ah, I didn't say anything. I mean, you have to do things gradually, and you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. ”

…

Through the words of the two people, Ai Jing probably knew what had just happened, and she obviously felt that Guo Xixi was even more entangled when she heard Zhang Peng say this, and even stomped on the water splash bigger than usual. But it seems that no matter how attentive a man is, he can still be stupid sometimes, or that the mind of a little girl can only be understood by the same little girl.

Soon, Guo carefully pedaled to the door of Zhang Peng and Wu Yingda's 14th house, "Dream into the gods, classmates!" Guo smacked his foot carefully, and there was another wet footprint on the door, but there was no response from the door.

When Guo Xixian was about to kick the second kick, Zhang Peng took out the key.

As soon as the door is opened, three people are stupid... A rich flavor of braised beef noodles comes to your face.

Anyone who has eaten instant noodles alone in a small room may know that no matter how you feel and how it tastes when you eat instant noodles alone, the smell of instant noodles is usually difficult to dissipate in a short period of time. It's like when you kiss a girl who makes your heart flutter, that cool feeling seems to stay on your lips for a long time, and maybe you'll feel that taste after a long time.

And now the oncoming rich flavor and the red empty plastic bags of N more instant noodles and a few packets of unopened instant noodles thrown next to the computer remind Zhang Peng and Guo Xixian and Ai Jing that Wu Yingda didn't just eat a bowl of instant noodles not long ago.

When throwing the bag of braised beef noodles on the computer table into the trash, Zhang Peng, Guo Xixian and Ai Jing saw that Wu Yingda didn't know where to get a tattered desktop computer was still open there, and the page that opened on it happened to be the Star League section on the middle **bs.

When they opened the refrigerator again, the three of them were stunned again, and it was full of steamed buns and siu mai.

At this time, such a picture soon appeared in front of the eyes of the three people, in the lonely dormitory, a livestock sat in front of the computer, and a person was silently nibbling on a bag of soaked instant noodles.

The open league forum and a warm basin that had just been soaked in instant noodles let the three of them know that it was obvious that this animal was still in good condition, and it was not killed by some dinosaurs... However, this guy who has obviously been in the dormitory for a long time will not go to class, where will he go?

***

Just when Zhang Peng wondered where his classmates had run away, Bat and Road were almost scared to death.

Half a minute ago, the two of them returned to the dormitory from the cafeteria with a rice bowl. Because they slept lazily in the morning and didn't eat breakfast, the two of them were about to starve to death at eleven o'clock, but it was raining at that time, and there was no umbrella in the whole dormitory, so the two of them could only swallow saliva and wait.

When I rushed to the cafeteria, I found that there were chicken feet that two people liked to eat, and the two of them were extremely happy to hit a few and gnaw all the way back. But when he was saying this, a wet figure in front of the dormitory door suddenly rushed over, like the Xiangjiang River ghost in the legend of the Normal University, and the two people were immediately frightened, and almost choked themselves to death by stuffing the entire chicken paw into their throats.

When they finally came back to their senses, they realized that the person standing in front of them was not a water ghost in the Xiangjiang River, but the one who seemed to have his head in the water last time and dragged the mouse to apprentice, but now he was really drenched, and it was possible that his head was really in the water.

The two of them asked Wu Yingda extremely depressedly: "Everyone is a man, what are you pulling us in broad daylight?" ”

Wu Yingda let go of his hand embarrassedly and said, "What about Storm?" I'm here for him. ”

"Fang Xiang? What are you looking for him? The two of them saw Wu Yingda holding a new Logitech G1 mouse in his hand at this time.

Wu Yingda wiped a handful of water on his face that he didn't know if it was sweat or rain, and said, "Didn't he say last time that I could come to him as long as I could practice those two?" ”

"What? What did you do with those two? The two horses of his were already gnawing on chicken feet again, and when they heard Wu Yingda say this, BAT looked at Road and said, "When did he come last time?" ”

"A week ago. yes, it's only been a week. Road reacted, pinching the half-gnawed chicken paw and nodding at Wu Yingda, "Are you joking with us?" In a week, what did you do at that level? Do you think that if you change to the same mouse as Fang Xiang, you will also become a genius? ”

Wu Yingda said: "I've been practicing these two tricks this week, don't lie to you, I really know." ”

"Holy!" Bat and Road were a little speechless, and the two of them took Wu Yingda to the bedroom like last time, and when they pushed open the door and saw Fang Xiang and the others looking at Wu Yingda in amazement, the two of them pushed Wu Yingda to a computer, and explained to Fang Xiang and a bunch of strange people looking at this guy: "This animal said that he would do those two." ”

"Poof!" More than half of them immediately expressed this impossibility with practical actions. BAT glanced at Wu Yingda and said Now you know that it's not just the two of us who don't believe you. At this time, Road was already sitting down opposite Wu Yingda with chicken feet in one hand and a mouse in the other, "Okay, don't make trouble, this classmate, please hurry up, don't waste our time, I have to continue eating." ”

"Okay." Wu Yingda glanced at Fang Xiang, who had not yet spoken, and then replaced his mouse, and then entered the host of BAT Chuang.