Sunny and enthusiastic July.

If someone walks into the CUHK campus at this time, they will definitely be amazed by the strong academic spirit of this school, and the students are rigorous and diligent.

Because at this time, most of the animals in the dormitory are holding textbooks and notes, and the self-study classroom is also overcrowded, and the seriousness of this study seems to come from the heart at a glance, and it is definitely not pretended.

However, the animals who have mixed in the university know that basically the last half of the year is the end of each semester for the animals to eat books so seriously. And there is a law, now it seems that the more serious you learn, the more obscene you are that you usually don't study well, and you play interstellar videos all day long to fish mm on QQ.

I'm usually lazy, but I don't rush before the exam, so how can I get by.

Now a group of books are serious to death, if it was at this time in the past, they must be watching wonderful movies on the computer, watching wonderful movies, playing interstellar playing interstellar, fishing mm fishing mm. But now they only have one ACUP on their computers. And even if the ACUP one was there, no one touched it. A group of people are desperately copying notes.

That kind of selfless learning energy, even if President Huang, an academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences and the Chinese Academy of Sciences, walks in and takes a look, he will probably say with emotion that he is really serious about studying, and he will definitely be a pillar of the country in the future. Study hard, and maybe you will be the next member of the Chinese Academy of Sciences and the Chinese Academy of Sciences.

"Chew Chew Chew Chew ~~~" When a group of people were studying extremely seriously, QQ on the ACUP machine suddenly rang.

"Damn!" Books picked up the notebook in his hand and clicked on the door of ACUP's head, "When is it, are you still hanging QQ?" ”

"I don't seem to have QQ." ACUP looked at the computer aggrievedly, "Damn, books, it's your QQ." ”

"My QQ?" Books leaned over to take a look, and scratched his head embarrassedly, it turned out that this QQ hanging on the ACUP machine was specially used by Books and his gang to pick up the gunman's work on the Internet. QQ name is called gunman and see gunman again. The signature file is a super macho man, the price is fair, Tong Su is not bullied, and the surname is 60 yuan at a time, which can make you feel refreshed, 24-hour online service.

"Hi, are you really a hunk?" Books clicked on QQ and took a look, and found that it was a girl's avatar flashing, and her name was Deep Boudoir Red Apricot.

After a group of people in Books sighed that the name was very classical and graceful, Books replied very professionally: "Of course, we have a good reputation, according to feedback statistics, basically 85% of customers say that we are macho men." ”

"Huh." Shen Boudoir Hongxing said, "Sixty yuan at a time? So cheap? It won't be cheap and not good, it's a macho man, but it turns out to be bean sprouts. ”

"Now in the international financial crisis, it is not easy to do any business." Books continued to answer very professionally, "We are small profits, open the market, and we are not without high prices, we have eighty, and there are one hundred. ”

"What's that grade of a hundred, college student? How tall is it, how much weight do you weigh, do you have any photos to see? ”

“？” Hearing Shen Boudoir Hongxing say this, the group of books people were a little stupid. Do you still have to look at photos to be a gunman? That's a little bit more unique. However, in line with the principle of customer first, Books still decided to meet the other party's requirements, and the price he said was 100 Zhang Peng. Because among the gunmen he could find, the highest level was Zhang Peng, but because there was no photo of Zhang Peng, he saw a photo of himself and ACUP and others in ACUP's machine, so he quickly cut it and sent his photo to Shen Bou Hongxing, saying, "Authentic 211 Project, an undergraduate student from a key university, is 176 tall and weighs 135 pounds." Well, you can look at it. ”

"It's okay, hehe." Shen Hongxing seemed to be quite satisfied with books, "Then I'll see your student ID at that time, if it's a fake college student, I don't want it." By the way, you're in Changsha, I see that the IP on your QQ is showing Changsha. ”

"I also want to see my student ID, don't I want a fake college student? What's going on? Books was a little dumbfounded, but he replied, "Yes, we're in Changsha." It's near Mount Yuelu. ”

"So you're out of the hotel, right? If you come, I can help you reimburse the taxi fare, and if the service is good, I will tip more. ”

"Bang dang", seeing the deep boudoir Hongxing type such a sentence, Books and the others reacted at once, and almost fell to the ground.

After taking two breaths, Books cried and laughed, "This lady, you don't think we're doing that, do you?" ”

"What? Aren't you? ”

"Of course not."

"It's not how do you write a super macho man, a surname of sixty yuan at a time, 24-hour service, it's refreshing or something."

"Dizzy!" Books wanted to explain to this woman that it was a surname and sixty, not a surname and sixty. They're gunslingers, not that. But when he tried so hard to explain, the ACUP group suddenly said to Books, "Books, this business is good." If this is a good mm, isn't it cheap for you, anyway, you don't suffer, if you do it twice, even if you hang up one or two courses, the retake fee for the next semester will come out. ”

"That's right." Books thought about it, so he was warm and heartbeat, and said to Shen Hongxing very nervously, "Hehe, I was joking with you just now, do you really want me to come over now?" ”

"Ah, you still suspect it's fake." Shen Hongxing said, "Don't worry, I opened a room in the hotel, and I am alone, very safe." ”

Books thought for a moment and said, "Then you can send me a picture to see." By the way, do you have a video, if you have a video, let's video first. ”

"You're so careful." Shen Hongxing said, "Okay, then let's watch the video for you first." ”

Saying that, the deep boudoir Hongxing opened the video, and the books rolled their eyes a little when they saw it, and all the beautiful fantasies came to naught. A woman who is greased and powdered looks like Sister Fleur.

"It seems that this profession is not something that ordinary people can do. I guess I won't use it after I go. After a few seconds, Books looked up to the sky and let out a long sigh, and then directly pulled the deep boudoir red apricot into the blacklist. And when he came to his senses, he saw a group of people smiling at him. Books was very depressed and said, "Damn, what are you laughing at, doesn't she think we did that?" ”

"Haha." As a result, the ACUP group laughed even more, "Books, you sent her a picture of yourself." ”

“tmd！ She shouldn't have posted my photos all over the place, saying that she did that, and that she didn't have the professional ethics to do that. With a bang, Books almost fell off his chair.

"Chew Chew Chew Chew ~~~~"

When I was in pain, the QQ on the ACUP machine suddenly rang.

"Sixty at a time? Are you taking the job now? ”

A group of people took a look, and this time it also jumped out of a girl's avatar, QQ's name is I am the queen.

Dizzy! As soon as they saw this QQ name, the image of a sister Furong wearing a leather coat and holding a leather whip suddenly appeared in the minds of a group of people. ACUP couldn't help but look at each other and said to Books, "That deep boudoir Hongxing has just been blacklisted by you, and this I am the queen has come out." Isn't she the deep boudoir red apricot's vest? ”

Books nodded, saying that it was very likely, so he immediately replied, "It's sixty, we'll take the job." But you'll have to send us a picture first. ”

"Do you still want to see pictures? Still picking customers? The other party replied very strangely.

And as soon as they saw the other party say this, Books and the others felt that this I am the queen is likely to be the waistcoat of the deep boudoir red apricot, and it was because they rejected it, so they came to fix them. So Books replied very sharply, "Of course, this is our style, if it doesn't look good, it looks like Sister Fleur, and we won't accept it no matter how high the price is." ”

"Damn, you're sick." I am the queen and immediately replied angrily, but books and a group of people still saw the qq message and bulleted, and she sent a photo.

"Not really." Books and the others immediately shouted out in disbelief when they saw it, and the mm in the photo was wearing a tight little T-shirt, her hair was tied up, and her upturned figure made Books and others suddenly can't help but think of a woman named Sora Aoi in the A movie. It is estimated that the woman will be puffed up like this in such a tight little T-shirt. At least it's a C cup, it seems to be bigger than Ai Jing's. A group of people immediately came up with such a definition. However, the group of people can be sure that the face of the island woman named Sora Aoi is definitely not as beautiful as the mm in this photo. And unlike other mm, this mm is also full of a sense of strength, which reminds them of a sentence that often appears in ancient dragon novels, "straight and tight thighs...", generally speaking, it seems that Chinese mm, in addition to practicing bodybuilding, the kind of oil on the body will not bring people this feeling of tightness and strength, so books and others can't help but think of the image of a strong woman in many foreign films, such as Laura in Tomb Raider, For example, the woman named Eliza in Daredevil who is holding a double fork... It's a little bit of this feeling, but the same thing is that the faces of those mm who feel the same way to them are obviously not as pretty as the mm in this photo.

Depend on! A random woman pops up on the Internet, will she be so beautiful? I guess I went to the Internet and searched for a photo of a top fitness trainer and sent it over.

While books and others were drooling while looking at the photos, I was the queen who sent the photos, but I was a little impatient to wait, "How is it, do you see it?" How about the hell, be refreshed. ”

"What's so cool. That's too fake, isn't it? So Books replied that I was the queen, "Even if you look for a random photo, don't look for such a beautiful one, why do you want us to be so beautiful." ”

"What's so fake? This picture is my own! ”

"Eggplant, what you say is yours is yours, I casually post a photo of Andy Lau, saying that I am Andy Lau, do you believe it."

"Damn!" I'm the queen, I guess I'm annoyed by books, so I opened the video directly. Books accepted it very much.,I want to see if it's the deep boudoir red apricot inside.,But I was dumbfounded at a glance.,What's facing the camera inside.,It's indeed a beauty who looks exactly the same as the one in the photo except for the clothes she wears today.。

"How? Is it true or not? When the group of people were dumbfounded, the beautiful woman sent something like this viciously.

"Really, really. It's definitely the real deal. Books stared at the beauty's bulging chest and swallowed, and immediately typed at a convulsive speed, "What hotel are you in, I'll come over right away!" ”

"What a hotel? Are you gunslingers or not? The beautiful woman looked at the camera and said, "You don't have water in your head, do you?" ”

"Khan!" Only then did a group of people react, it turned out that this beauty was different from the deep boudoir red apricot just now, not for that, but to find a gunman to fight the interstellar. In this way, Books was extremely disappointed, and replied weakly, "It's a gunslinger, sixty-one times, time and place, opponent ID, see the money dispatch." ”

"Is there a man among you named Dongfang Undefeated, I want him to be a gunman."

"Why, although he helped us become a gunslinger a few times, he doesn't seem to use the ID of Dongfang Undefeated, why is he famous in the gunner world?" Books and ACUP were a little strange, and after glancing at each other, Books typed and said, "He's more expensive, a hundred times, and he doesn't necessarily have time." ”

"One hundred times is one hundred times, you help me find him..."

Just when I was the queen like this, Books' mobile phone rang suddenly, and when I saw that it was a livestock from my own class, Books didn't care about this I am the queen, took out the phone and answered it, but as soon as I heard what the phone said, Books laughed wahaha, and said to ACUP and others, "But let's wait." Yu Hong Birdman is back! ”

"What? Yu Hong Birdman is back? ”

Books excitedly stood up and said to go, explaining to the group, "Haha, yes. It is said that the birdman came back dressed like a beggar. TMD, there must have been some reason to make up to win sympathy, this birdman is so shameless. ”

When I said this, Books quickly typed at me on QQ, "I'm sorry, we won't take jobs today~"

"You guys!" The beautiful woman almost fainted, and looked like she was about to go crazy, "Are you deliberately amusing me?" One will say that one will not answer. ”

"I'm sorry, we all happened to be here, my aunt is not feeling well, I can't be a gunman, please forgive me!" Books was very shameless and immediately crossed QQ after typing such a sentence, and a group of people immediately climbed over the wall of the seven houses in a hurry.

The reason why Books and the others were so excited was because they had thought of a trick to deal with the Yu Hong Bird people for a long time. This trick is called smearing the wall with dung, and burning yourself with desire.

The idea for this trick came from the life experiences of people like Books and Acup.

It is said that when Books was in junior high school, when the Spring Festival started, several of his friends hid a lot of firecrackers, and they lit one when they had nothing to do, and secretly threw it out to scare the people who walked away. One of the dead friends that day felt that it was boring to do this all the time, so he lit one and threw it through the window of the toilet, but there was a muffled bang, and one of the people inside screamed like thunder, "Who is it!" Who is it! Later, Books and the others learned that after the firecracker was thrown into the pit that day, it happened to be thrown into the pit, and all the disgusting things inside were blown up, and the person who was squatting in the pit happened to be their teaching director.

The life experience of ACUP and others is that when they were in high school, there were more mosquitoes in the dormitory, and one of their classmates liked to wipe it with safflower oil after being bitten by mosquitoes. As a result, the pain was terrible, and it was all red and swollen. The people in their dormitory were still very impressed, thinking that this classmate went out to find a young lady and got syphilis flowers and willows or something.

Books and others thought of a good trick, that is, to see Yu Hong go to the WC, especially when the tuba, Books and others quickly threw a firecracker inside, anyway, the WC of the University, especially the gymnasium where Yu Hong Birdman often goes, most of the WC is the kind of rope flushing ditch, when the firecracker is thrown into the ditch, at least it can be splashed on Yu Hong's ass, haha, when the time comes, the birdman's paper will definitely not be enough, and then change to ACUP and others to play, when I see that Yu Hong Birdman doesn't have enough paper to wipe his ass, They would send a roll of toilet paper with chili water that had been prepared long ago. When the time comes, if Yu Hong rubs it carefully before and after, then the next taste will really be burning, and it will be very good.

Books and the others even thought of the lines, and when they threw the firecrackers inside, Books and the others would shout very loudly, "It's thundering, it's raining, pay attention to wiping your buttocks!" And if ACUP and the others pretended to go in and went to the WC, and saw that Yu Hongniaoren was almost splashed, when they gave him paper, if Yu Hongniaoren said thank you to them and asked them who they were, ACUP and others would say very deeply, "No thanks, it's Lei Feng!" ”

Books and the others have even made toilet paper with chili water for n days, and the chili pepper is still the kind of white mountain pepper that they chose, and after wiping more than n chili water, the toilet paper doesn't look like a trick. It's because most of the dormitories at CUHK have old wooden floors, and it's very dangerous to put firecrackers in the dormitory, so books and others didn't buy them and saved them, and they wanted to buy them as soon as Yu Hongniao came back. But I didn't expect to wait for so many days. Now that they heard that Yu Hongniao had returned, of course a group of people were extremely excited, and now this beauty asked Zhang Peng by name, anyway, they couldn't make much money as intermediaries, so they didn't bother to take care of this beauty who didn't know where to kill, so they went directly to a store behind Qishe to buy firecrackers.

"Ahh Yes! Yes! ”

They didn't know that when they went out over the wall, the beautiful woman who made them swallow their saliva was already crazy and jumped on the n keys on the keyboard.

This beauty is Chen Ran, and today she happened to see the ID of the purple demon who killed her before on the Internet. That id was used by the undefeated guy in the East at that time, but today Chen Ran knew that the other party was definitely not, because Chen Ran fought with him, and found that today's opponent was very dish-oriented, so Chen Ran chatted with today's guy and showed the other party the video, but as soon as this guy saw Chen Ran's appearance, he couldn't wait to tell Chen Ran all the history of his ancestors for three generations. He told Chen Ran that the gunman who fought the purple demon that day was found on a forum, and the contact QQ of the gunman's organization was called the gunman and the gunman.

In fact, Chen Ran's ID of the purple demon that day was also helping people to be gunners, but when the gunman met the gunman, Chen Ran happened to meet Zhang Peng. This guy also knew about the forum Chen Ran said, she quickly went up to look for it, and really found the gunman in Books and saw the gunman's QQ again.

So Chen Ran sent a message to the QQ of Books who was hanging up to pick up the job, wanting to lure Zhang Peng out, and wanted to ask Zhang Peng about Zhang Peng's situation when he came out to play the game, such as what ID and what his name was in the school team. Chen Ran felt that as long as he let him watch the video, it would be impossible for him not to tell himself. But what Chen Ran didn't expect was that when the gunman saw his news, he asked himself to see the photo as soon as he saw the news. And it's not enough to look at the photos and say it's fake, after watching my own video, I even said that I wouldn't take the job!

Do I look like a dinosaur or Sister Fleur?!

Chen Ran couldn't help but get mad, and used the keyboard as a wooden board to split again, and at the same time, she screamed twice, "Dongfang is undefeated!" I won't let you go! ”

***

Books and the others didn't know at all that a group of people heard the news of Yu Hong's return, and the excitement of not accepting the job would make Chen Ran and Zhang Peng's grievances a little more, and a group of people were extremely excited to the door of the small shop behind the seven houses that sold firecrackers. At the door of the small shop, Books and the others almost bumped into a group of people who came out of it, and when they looked closely, Books and the others found that this group of people was still their acquaintances, that is, a group of nonsense people from the Electromechanical Institute.

They asked Hu Shuo and the others strangely, "What are you doing here?" ”

Hu Shuo replied to them depressedly, "Come and buy firecrackers, but TMD has already sold out." ”

"You're here to buy firecrackers, too?" Books and the crowd were dumbfounded.

"You too?" Nonsense, a group of people suddenly laughed, "Why are you here to buy firecrackers?" ”

Books and the others replied, "Give Yu Hong a dung hair to paint the wall." ”

"Damn, let's go with us!" Hu Xiao and the others immediately laughed. "So you also came up with this trick?"

"Damn, we've got toilet paper soaked in chili water." Books and others shouted.

"It seems that you are more thoughtful." A group of people laughed, "Let's go, this place is sold out, let's go to the West School Gate to see if there is one." When the time comes, we'll be responsible for throwing the firecrackers, and you'll be responsible for handing out the toilet paper. ”

Books and the others thought that the cooperation between the two departments would also reflect the spirit of unity and cooperation, so they all nodded in agreement, and the group went back to the school, ready to go to the west school gate to have a look, but when they walked to the nine houses, there were a few bangs, and they suddenly found that there were countless excited animals throwing things on the basketball court.

"What's going on, did the men's football team play another stinky ball that stinks to death? But now in broad daylight, how can it start to be thrown away? Hu Shuo and the group of students were very strange, thinking that this situation was extremely abnormal and did not conform to the tradition of CUHK, because many new students in the Institute of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering lived in nine houses, so Hu Shuo couldn't help but walk in, and went to a dormitory of their junior brothers, and asked a few animals who were lying under the bed looking for something to smash, "What's the situation?" What are you smashing? ”

"It's a senior." After a few first-year animals recognized it as nonsense, they said excitedly, "Nonsense senior, have you heard that Yu Hong is back?" ”

"I've heard about it, why are you? Just because of this, you smash things? ”

"Haha, the school just broke the news that this guy was officially dismissed and was transferred to the South Campus as a physical education teacher and did hard work." These words spoken by a few freshman cattle have already made Hu Shuo and Books and others extremely excited, and the next sentence made them even more dumbfounded, "And the news just came that Yu Hong came out of the administrative building, and when he was on the public toilet next to the school's post and telecommunications office, he was thrown into a few strings of firecrackers and exploded, and it is said that he ran home like a pig without wiping it clean, according to reliable sources, when he ran back all the way, he was still shouting,, actually smeared pepper water!" ”

***

"It seems that CUHK is indeed the land of tigers and wolves that hide dragons and crouching tigers. We thought that this trick would be shocking, but we didn't expect that others would have done the whole thing. ”

While Hu Shuo, Books and the others were dumbfounded and thinking like this, Zhang Peng was taking a few printed pieces of paper from Teacher Li's hand.

Originally, Zhang Peng didn't know what Mr. Xiao Li was calling him over, but as soon as he saw a few pieces of paper that Mr. Xiao Li gave him, Zhang Peng almost shouted a hero! It turned out that the few pieces of paper that Teacher Xiao Li gave to Zhang Peng turned out to be a few very difficult exam questions.

"I gave you a copy, and then gave Wu Yingda a copy, I also found it on the computers of several of them, don't pass it on to me, if the department knows about it, I won't be able to eat and leave." Teacher Xiao Li signaled Zhang Peng not to be too excited, "This is because I am afraid that you will hang up and will not be able to participate in CUPL, but helping you cheat is also very contrary to your profession as a teacher, so I added a lot of questions that I will not get in the test, about a third more, and they are all mixed in it, anyway, you have to do it all." Let's help you circle the key points of the exam. ”

When Zhang Peng heard Teacher Xiao Li say this, he immediately nodded gratefully and said, "We won't say anything if we kill us." ”

Although Mr. Xiao Li added one-third of the questions to it, there is a reason why Zhang Peng is so grateful, you must know that many teachers at CUHK are extremely shameless when they mark the key points. When they open the first and second chapters, they will say that the first and second chapters are the foundation and need to be examined. When I opened the third and fourth chapters, I said that the third and fourth chapters are the key points, and I want to take the test! If you open the fifth and sixth chapters, you will say that the fifth and sixth chapters are the essence and must be examined! … Anyway, after turning a book, basically the chapters and chapters have to be examined.

"That's right." After nodding gratefully to Teacher Xiao Li, Zhang Peng seemed to remember something, and immediately asked Teacher Xiao Li, "Did you get such a share for Guo Xixi?" ”

"Got it. Either you don't do it, or you want to make it bigger, anyway, if you are discovered, there is no good fruit to eat. Teacher Xiao Li said, "I've already asked her to take it, and I guess she's in the dormitory now." ”

"Damn, no wonder I sent her a message and asked her if she was free to play with me for two handfuls, and she said she wasn't available." Zhang Peng couldn't help but smile when he thought of Guo Xi's frowning and rote memorization. But after laughing, he asked Teacher Xiao Li very seriously, "Aren't you quite familiar with the guy who has just been promoted to the school who is now in charge of these competitions?" Can you go through the relationship and let him bring Murong back? ”

Although CUHK has won two games in a row now, and Zhang Peng knows that the strength of Guo Xixi and Wu Yingda is also very good, Zhang Peng feels that if Murong is in the team, CUHK's strength will rise a notch, and it can meet opponents with stronger strength. And Zhang Peng can imagine that if CUHK can qualify in the group, it will encounter many teams with strength beyond his imagination and meet all kinds of strongmen.

Teacher Xiao Li shook his head after hearing Zhang Peng's question.

"Why not?" As soon as Zhang Peng saw Teacher Xiao Li shaking his head, he immediately asked anxiously, "Is it because of him and Yu Hong?" ”

When he asked so anxiously, he didn't realize at all that his devotion to this game had reached a point where many people couldn't figure it out, he practiced interstellar for a long time every day, and many times he would repeat a boring dozens of times, and he even strictly adjusted his work and rest habits, maybe if he changed the previous Zhang Peng, he might feel incredible if he looked at his current state. Because he was originally a very lazy and casual person. Sometimes he'd rather be clicked than bother to get out of bed. Is it purely to fight those strongmen? Or is it because you want to win one victory after another for someone? Because Zhang Peng himself has not thought about this question, there is no answer to this question at all.

Looking at this guy who seemed to be a little different from before, but with the same atmosphere, Teacher Xiao Li shook his head again and said, "No, it's because he doesn't want to go back to the school team." ”

"He himself doesn't want to go back to the varsity team?" Zhang Peng was stunned for a moment.

"Yes." Teacher Xiao Li nodded, "I've called him a few times in the past two days, but he said he didn't want to call Interstellar. And he didn't even agree to meet with me to talk. ”

"What's going on?" Zhang Peng jumped down from the chair, folded a few pieces of paper and stuffed them into the pocket of his jeans, then waved his hand to Teacher Xiao Li and said, "I'll go find him." ”